Massage Parlor Reports

[Metloaf]

Sorry meatloaf but I am not understanding your argument, please clarify your point.

Since we are on the Tiki topic I want to take this opportunity to apologize to MikeWhiskey for questioning his choice of providers and overreacting. For those that know me I usually overreact and ask questions later.

It's my personality; I am high strong.

But in my defense I would like to say that the thought of lying naked on a table with an attractive gal that you connect with, and later to find that she / he is not what you bargained for, is a man's worst nightmare.

There's a lot of precedence for this line of thought given the preponderance of TS gals that line the ACS Bed-page adds.

When I read JohnnySalami's post, the first thing that flashed through my mind was that notorious 1992 movie: The Crying Game and that infamous scene when the two lovers were in a romantic grasp. She then pushes back, drops her garment reveling her true assets to her startled partner. You can view the clip by googling " The Crying Game. That scene " it comes right up. I couldn't figure out how to attach.

Anyhow my apologies to all concerned. I will be more dilegrnt with regards to using the search bar in the future. I have been schooled.

On a lighter note: I think Johnny Salami should toftt with the tiki gal; I'll pay the admission fee.

Regards.

Pj.

PBar reviews when he has first hand experience of the deed are well respected but I was asking, his reply from personal knowledge or just a you'll overthinking it.

I only pointed out that number is being shared with several other different looking providers.

I'm been to Thailand and few other Asian countries and the trickery is real.

Like you said. TOFTT or post on the experience if anyone else had a dream.

Plus the rates are 120 massage and 400 VIP and on that note way better shopping spots available in my opinion.

So I won't be taking one to find out for the thread.

[PuntaJaco43]

For the forum members' edification, here is an instance where use of the "Search Thread" on the top right of the screen can produce desired results. As shown in this previous post, typing in the name generates a detailed report by Farmer Giles. I've also attached pictures of Tiki, in event you missed it and jumped on the Salami / Puta Jaco bandwagon. Settle down now, second graders.

You pull the trigger?

Definitely respect your contributions here when there first hand experiences.

But she or them did post new back shot pictures, so someone reading the form or speak with them.

Surprisely was awaiting feedback from the original poster and the assets and anything jump out as usual in hindsight!

Maybe the thought of a tranny has shaken them up a little.

New pictures definitely details the thickness they referred to.

Sorry meatloaf but I am not understanding your argument, please clarify your point.

Since we are on the Tiki topic I want to take this opportunity to apologize to MikeWhiskey for questioning his choice of providers and overreacting. For those that know me I usually overreact and ask questions later.

It's my personality; I am high strong.

But in my defense I would like to say that the thought of lying naked on a table with an attractive gal that you connect with, and later to find that she / he is not what you bargained for, is a man's worst nightmare.

There's a lot of precedence for this line of thought given the preponderance of TS gals that line the ACS Bed-page adds.

When I read JohnnySalami's post, the first thing that flashed through my mind was that notorious 1992 movie: The Crying Game and that infamous scene when the two lovers were in a romantic grasp. She then pushes back, drops her garment reveling her true assets to her startled partner. You can view the clip by googling " The Crying Game. That scene " it comes right up. I couldn't figure out how to attach.

Anyhow my apologies to all concerned. I will be more dilegrnt with regards to using the search bar in the future. I have been schooled.

On a lighter note: I think Johnny Salami should toftt with the tiki gal; I'll pay the admission fee.

Regards.

Pj.

[Serpico99]

I didn't notice there were 3 numbers so I accidentally texted the 4060 number and made an appointment with "Nina" at the Falls Church location. The "Nina" I met was definitely not as described. 30-40 with hideous belly fat and a terrible handshake. This business seems super shady. It is very strange there are 3 numbers. Is there 1 owner or 3?

That is the infamous Baby Hua crew. The main provider is Lucy, a. K. a Baby Hua who dresses in all purple and works out of the Javier Road location in Fairfax. Get crew is akin to the Chinese hotel ACS as you roll the dice and never know what you will get. Don't let the photos fool you. Avoid. Little massage effort, just hustling customers for tips for extra services which will be rushed and not worth the money.

[Albsure]

Phone numer has been used in a lot of adds for different girls. Probably an ACS.

I am personal friends with this woman on Instagram. She has a fans only and lives in California. I don't want to get kicked out by posting her screen name but she is in her mid 40's.

[Metloaf]

For the forum members' edification, here is an instance where use of the "Search Thread" on the top right of the screen can produce desired results. As shown in this previous post, typing in the name generates a detailed report by Farmer Giles. I've also attached pictures of Tiki, in event you missed it and jumped on the Salami / Puta Jaco bandwagon. Settle down now, second graders.

You pull the trigger?

Definitely respect your contributions here when there first hand experiences.

But she or them did post new back shot pictures, so someone reading the form or speak with them.

Surprisely was awaiting feedback from the original poster and the assets and anything jump out as usual in hindsight!

Maybe the thought of a tranny has shaken them up a little.

New pictures definitely details the thickness they referred to.

[Metloaf]

Nice to see very positive review. Hopefully it continues. BTW, is it going to be ok if I ask line-up?

I left Kiko at DFT and went straight to 8300.

Grace actually brought two others in the room. And mid way through the doorbell rang.

So if yuu where at 8300 on Monday around 830 - 9 and on the forum report back!

But have read of clients calling to get the lined up in advance but suggest you be close by.

Never know whom they have walking up the stairs.

[DoYouKnow]

Agree 1000% - in my early days I frequented cAMPs because they were the only option and even my regulars with whom I had strong personal connections could pull this type of thing. A bird in the hand, right. But I was young and unattached with a 30-minute refractory period and no need to time taking blue pills so it was no big deal to try someone else or come back if they double booked. Now I prefer a lineup of regulars who honor appointments and give a good massage with a full menu which in NoVa means kAMPs and older ladies. Which I'm fine with. I do miss the younger more energetic Chinese stock I used to have access to though.

Anyway- the manager texted me after I left, apologized and offered a free appointment if I came back. Have to give them credit, pretty unusual for a cAMP.

I didn't care for Angie too much. She try to act to young and just over the top for me. May with those mega boobs, I believe she was taking customer from all the rest of them. Just my thought. Now, their roster is ADA. LUCY - AMY. If May pops up somewhere gents. PM and let me know. She took direction very well and seeing that I am boob lover. I was wearing her out each day.

[Metloaf]

Saw reviews that were intriguing and some that implied the other reviews were AI generated. TOFTT and saw Grace. As described, cute (ish) with a great attitude. Disagree with the mouth comment in the last review but it was a fun TS, good massage and straight to business with no discussion of the tip. Energetic and fun, will try again.

Of a middle aged spa Asian giving up 30 min CBJ with ball sucking and tongue shafting.

I'm all ears and cudos if BBBJ. And I've had told BBBJ form Tara to Jasmine on rt 1 as well Kim the ass eater.

Thanks in advance.

[SteelCities]

Saw reviews that were intriguing and some that implied the other reviews were AI generated. TOFTT and saw Grace. As described, cute (ish) with a great attitude. Disagree with the mouth comment in the last review but it was a fun TS, good massage and straight to business with no discussion of the tip. Energetic and fun, will try again.

[LocalCustomer]

I was intrigued by this strange ad with 3 phone numbers, 3 addresses, and 6 photos of women facing away from the camera.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23144848.html

I texted the number ending in 5736 and asked for Nina: "23 years old, skinny body with smiling and charming dimples, nice hands, a little English". I was directed to one of the addresses (they are all in the Merrifield area) where I found a typical AMP setup. Nina was indeed as described and we had a great session with some spontaneous help from Nicole to make sure I got a strong massage. I recommend trying them out.

Note that there's no TS (so show up clean).

I didn't notice there were 3 numbers so I accidentally texted the 4060 number and made an appointment with "Nina" at the Falls Church location. The "Nina" I met was definitely not as described. 30-40 with hideous belly fat and a terrible handshake. This business seems super shady. It is very strange there are 3 numbers. Is there 1 owner or 3?

[Condone]

Now Grace is a throw back from when the Parlors were jumping in the City and the masseuse enjoyed the hour just as much as you did.

Skip the pleasantries, TS and massage were great with alot of play and her kissing different parts of me time to time giggling the whole time. House. 8.

And the flip $. 4 and a tip just because of memory lane. But Grsce thought upon entry I would prefer a younger provider but I informed her, you were the one I'm here for from a few previous reviews I read thinking to myself.

All I can say we did FS but these by far is the best mouth in the massage business at this time. Was covered and she asked was that ok which leads me to believe BBBJ is available. But I damn near bust off the CBJ. I mean she worked her body all around the table while performing oral up the her in a squatting position full throttle mouth riding my cock. Definitely a pro blower. We jumped into mish we her sucking and kissing my chest and stayed in that position a good 20 minutes until I popped in the bag and she let pound town go without no complaints but her facial expressions and fuck faces at the same damn time when she had orgasms were priceless.

Nice to see very positive review. Hopefully it continues. BTW, is it going to be ok if I ask line-up?

[HornedLaw]

I was bored yesterday and decided to try an AMP I'd never been to. I would've much preferred visiting one of the Thai independents, none are in the Dulles area (that I know of). I hadn't been to C&C yet so I decided to check it out. MMS answered the door and I was worried she was going to be my MT for the day, but she assured me that a pretty young woman would be the one giving the massage. She asked if I wanted table shower and I said sure, .8 house fee. The MT was, shocker, not pretty or young, but I was hoping for slightly better than I pulled. But I was already in my birthday suit having handed over the HF.

TS was lackluster, both in terms of actually cleaning as well as anything fun. Massage was erratic, but hard pressure. Honestly not the worst I'd gotten, but nowhere near the best. On flip, chose the standard NOVA but apparently more is on the menu. Tried for. 6, hard countered with. 8 that seemed like there would be no budging. Definitely won't be going back, but it was worth checking out.

[SteveSmithAbq]

BTW where's the body and soul location in Vienna. Located. Suite 7 ?

Was looking everywhere on Maple ave. For Jenny. Music school and Densit only.

Thanks Brother. I'll be sure to avoid that one.

Body soul is listed on rubmaps Vienna:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/vienna-massage-parlors-va

Her base rate is higher than an AMP, but her massage quality is top notch and it's always great to see her. It's DIY for the first time. She warms up after the first couple of times.

[Arturo703]

Hello Gents.

Had a dream that I stopped by this place and ventured inside. House fee $. 40 which led me to believe this was going to go bad or very bad. Got there meet the masseuse in her 40's. Since it was my first time dreaming there I asked for the 30 minutes and massage room we went. Now is was the only good part as it was pretty good massage for that price. During the flip she pointed at the johnny and. 80 for CIM. Was able to use it as a plunger so take it what it worth.

Affordable but only if your desperate.

As always gents, Play Safe and Be Smart.

[Ashoka]

Agree 1000% - in my early days I frequented cAMPs because they were the only option and even my regulars with whom I had strong personal connections could pull this type of thing. A bird in the hand, right. But I was young and unattached with a 30-minute refractory period and no need to time taking blue pills so it was no big deal to try someone else or come back if they double booked. Now I prefer a lineup of regulars who honor appointments and give a good massage with a full menu which in NoVa means kAMPs and older ladies. Which I'm fine with. I do miss the younger more energetic Chinese stock I used to have access to though.

Anyway- the manager texted me after I left, apologized and offered a free appointment if I came back. Have to give them credit, pretty unusual for a cAMP.

In my experience, A lot of these Chinese AMPs do not honor appointments if you have not made a personal connection to the provider that you are trying to see. They don't want to risk having a no show take away from a monger who just arrived before you (or a monger already in his session and pays more $$$ to extend his session). Plus this place sounds like it's high volume, no real massage effort, all about the extra services and getting the most tip out of a monger and getting the next monger in the door. Full on brothel, which kind of takes away the allure of visiting an AMP.

Most Korean AMPs in this area I have visited will honor the appointment but a no show will get you on their "bad" list quick.