Massage Parlor Reports

[Big Poppi]

Coming into Alexandria today. Checking the forum and see references to a lot of places but not the name of them. Can anyone message me the name of some of the AMPs and any suggestions are appreciated!

[NestaM]

I have seen Vivianna probably 10 times over the years. I go and see her maybe once every 6 months or so just to see if I can get anything beyond standard out of her. I guess you could say she is pretty much my white whale. I'm sorry you had such a horrible time. While I have never been able to get all I want, I have never got the bad attitude that you got from her. In fact, I'm surprised she even gave you a price for FS, I've never even have had her acknowledge a price. I'm also very surprised she gave a price for standard NOVA. I've always just had her reluctantly do it and then I would tip her accordingly. But I've never had her complain about it.

I haven't been there, or anywhere in a while because of ankle surgery, but good to see they have done new girls. Any reports on Alexandra, Saba or Karolina?

I might have reported on Saba a while ago and it honestly wasn't great (robotic / rushed) But I have seen her a few times after that and her service has drastically improved. Mid 30's in looks, Dominican, slim figure, natural sagging tits (I'm pretty sure) and a nice ass (maybe man made?

Ale is also great- Colombian I think, she's got a nice personality, super friendly. Also looks like she's in her mid / late 30's, HUGE man made ass haha and just an overall good time.

Both Saba and Ale are pretty standard with donations and everything is available. *In my experience*.

Also, I don't want to take anything away from Fabiola- I just haven't had an experience with her. She seems nice, though. No attitude the few times I've interacted with her. A little older, maybe late 40's? Decent body, everything seems to be natural from the outside. I'll have to book a session one of these days.

Man, there used to be a girl there named Mia. Fuckin best experience I've ever had at one of these places. Probably in her 30's, super sexy Colombian, all natural (seemingly), fuckin great personality and even better fuck. Even her massage was pretty decent (of course, I didn't go for that). Not sure what happened to her, she was gone within a month.

But yeah, as soon as Vivianna started acting like she was doing me a favor I was done. I'm never going to try and convince you to do something, if you're reluctant I rather you not do anything at all. Clean me up and I'm out of here. Don't jack up the donation and then get mad at me for not giving in.

A lot of mongers are confused- we're not here for them, they're here for us.

With that said- treat them with the proper respect but don't take shit from them either.

[Member #6553]

I had a dream about rte 1 knowing they had a new masseuse working. Well, let's just say probably the worst experience I have ever had at a spa. The massage was horrendous, no technique, massaged my back only. Never massages my legs, no tease, then we did the flip. She wanted me to pay her right there, which never happened to me before at Rte 1. She did naked l1 and it's the first time I couldn't perform and she tried but the whole experience was just bad. She does have a nice body, she's very small and tiny except for her breasts. She told me her name 2 x but I can't remember. They now have 4 girls working there (Mimi, Eva, Sera, new lady). I woke up pretty quickly, whole experience was just very bad.

[Amsterdam2022]

I went to the non-erotic, non rubmaps parlor in.

NOVA. The masseuse started steeping with her feet over my legs and I got a strain and prevents me from playing my soccer league games. Never allow them to step over your legs or back!

[WalkerC]

Called in asked for Cecilia but when I got there they said she wasn't available. Okay cool, annoying but Vivianna said she was available so I went with her. LOL even after reading the forum, even after knowing what to expect. Little head won and ended up going for a half hour. I consider everything that follows, my fault haha.

Face down, brief pat on my back (I won't dignify it as a massage or even a rub down, just kinda slathered oil on me like she was about to cook me for dinner). Halfway through the session, I look up and asked her if she would take off her top. With an attitude, "Nope, I don't do that". Huh? Alright, your choice but odd? Flipped me over and asked if I wanted a HJ. Sure how much? 120. LOL gtfo. I ask how much for everything? 300. Bahahaha fuck out of here. I told her, it's okay and not to worry. I'll continue the remainder of my massage and we'll be done. Immediately gets annoyed and asks me why I'm here, if I don't want anything. Well, I said- I wasn't here for you, first of all. I asked for Cecilia and was left with you. I'm not willing to waste 300 for a two stroke tug and a quick 10 min fuck (oh, this does not include head either, she said she doesn't do that). As I was getting dressed and ready to leave, she hovers over me asking for a tip. LOL for what? "for the massage. A tip for the massage, 40,60, something". LOL really? I was done with her, threw her a 20 and she stormed out as I finished getting dressed. Ended up with 80 half hour and then 20 donation to the Vivianna Foundation..

I have seen Vivianna probably 10 times over the years. I go and see her maybe once every 6 months or so just to see if I can get anything beyond standard out of her. I guess you could say she is pretty much my white whale. I'm sorry you had such a horrible time. While I have never been able to get all I want, I have never got the bad attitude that you got from her. In fact, I'm surprised she even gave you a price for FS, I've never even have had her acknowledge a price. I'm also very surprised she gave a price for standard NOVA. I've always just had her reluctantly do it and then I would tip her accordingly. But I've never had her complain about it.

I haven't been there, or anywhere in a while because of ankle surgery, but good to see they have done new girls. Any reports on Alexandra, Saba or Karolina?

[Metloaf]

Now Grace is a throw back from when the Parlors were jumping in the City and the masseuse enjoyed the hour just as much as you did.

Skip the pleasantries, TS and massage were great with alot of play and her kissing different parts of me time to time giggling the whole time. House. 8.

And the flip $. 4 and a tip just because of memory lane. But Grsce thought upon entry I would prefer a younger provider but I informed her, you were the one I'm here for from a few previous reviews I read thinking to myself.

All I can say we did FS but these by far is the best mouth in the massage business at this time. Was covered and she asked was that ok which leads me to believe BBBJ is available. But I damn near bust off the CBJ. I mean she worked her body all around the table while performing oral up the her in a squatting position full throttle mouth riding my cock. Definitely a pro blower. We jumped into mish we her sucking and kissing my chest and stayed in that position a good 20 minutes until I popped in the bag and she let pound town go without no complaints but her facial expressions and fuck faces at the same damn time when she had orgasms were priceless.

The the post massage was superb actually better than before the flip.

So definitely my new fav and not a waste of time nor coin booking a session with her.

Not a clock watcher and THIS is THE MOST JOYOUS PART.

Never stopped the fun-excitement to discuss or ask my to get donation.

Most of these providers work you up just to become all business like the get their coins and run in over rooms afterwards and the moment sours a little.

Didn't happen with Grace.

P.S. Few other younger providers there and looked decent has well. She did introduce them, so definitely not a chaser. Wanted me to get what I wanted and she fit the bill!

[JmSuttr]

I met Amy a few days ago, but this was my first time trying AMP, and I didn't know the price. I paid the house fee before the massage, and then paid for CFS, I tried to ask for the price but she didn't tell me the detailed menu. She just asked me how much I was willing to pay, and I gave her an offer since I only brought so much cash, but she said it wasn't enough and asked me to pay some more by cc. So can anyone PM me the detailed menu and prices?

P.S., she did not do BBBJ but CBJ.

Don't know your personal situation, but a cc transaction creates a permanent record. Married mongers are especially at risk.

[BenDiesel30]

Called in asked for Cecilia but when I got there they said she wasn't available. Okay cool, annoying but Vivianna said she was available so I went with her. LOL even after reading the forum, even after knowing what to expect. Little head won and ended up going for a half hour. I consider everything that follows, my fault haha.

Face down, brief pat on my back (I won't dignify it as a massage or even a rub down, just kinda slathered oil on me like she was about to cook me for dinner). Halfway through the session, I look up and asked her if she would take off her top. With an attitude, "Nope, I don't do that". Huh? Alright, your choice but odd? Flipped me over and asked if I wanted a HJ. Sure how much? 120. LOL gtfo. I ask how much for everything? 300. Bahahaha fuck out of here. I told her, it's okay and not to worry. I'll continue the remainder of my massage and we'll be done. Immediately gets annoyed and asks me why I'm here, if I don't want anything. Well, I said- I wasn't here for you, first of all. I asked for Cecilia and was left with you. I'm not willing to waste 300 for a two stroke tug and a quick 10 min fuck (oh, this does not include head either, she said she doesn't do that). As I was getting dressed and ready to leave, she hovers over me asking for a tip. LOL for what? "for the massage. A tip for the massage, 40,60, something". LOL really? I was done with her, threw her a 20 and she stormed out as I finished getting dressed. Ended up with 80 half hour and then 20 donation to the Vivianna Foundation.

I know FHOH is a little pricier than other places but most times the service reflects it and I'm willing to indulge (at least in my case), but this was hands down the worst experience at FHOH I've had. Needless to say, and it has been said multiple times on the board- avoid Vivianna. She's cute and good looking, but the attitude and snarkiness just isn't worth it.

With that said- Cecilia / Alexandra / Saba are all great and not much to complain about. Ill be sure to visit them and not Vivianna from now on, lesson learned.

Has anyone actually had a good time with Vivianna? I've mainly found negative reviews, not sure why she's still there tbh.

Oh, there is a new girl named Karolina (I think that's her name) - late 20's / early 30's in looks, friendly, Colombian, great addition to their staff.

In my experience with Her she is more reserved at first but if you treat her with respect which sounds like you didn't you'll get a lot more. She threw the max at you. I've had lots of fun with her and the others there and all of them are great but always treat them with respect and you'll get further on your terms not hers.

[Eddie223]

I met Amy a few days ago, but this was my first time trying AMP, and I didn't know the price. I paid the house fee before the massage, and then paid for CFS, I tried to ask for the price but she didn't tell me the detailed menu. She just asked me how much I was willing to pay, and I gave her an offer since I only brought so much cash, but she said it wasn't enough and asked me to pay some more by cc. So can anyone PM me the detailed menu and prices?

P.S., she did not do BBBJ but CBJ.

At an AMP I pay cover then drop $. 6 on the table when they step out, usually after the TS.

Others will tell you $. 4, which will likely be enough many times but I know at $. 6 I rarely even have to talk about money. Which is what I prefer.

Not gotten many BBBJ at an AMP.

[Metloaf]

Wanted to see what all the buzz on Kiko was about. The short black hair all over mid 40's claim it's her. But the knockers I'm reading so much about definitely looking deflated. Massage was above average and only a stand up shower and the standard nova finish. Definitely didn't live up to the hype.

[BubbleBoi402]

I met Amy a few days ago, but this was my first time trying AMP, and I didn't know the price. I paid the house fee before the massage, and then paid for CFS, I tried to ask for the price but she didn't tell me the detailed menu. She just asked me how much I was willing to pay, and I gave her an offer since I only brought so much cash, but she said it wasn't enough and asked me to pay some more by cc. So can anyone PM me the detailed menu and prices?

P.S., she did not do BBBJ but CBJ.

This place runs pretty standard nova menu and pricing. There was an earlier post laying it out.

[FoxIndc]

I met Amy a few days ago, but this was my first time trying AMP, and I didn't know the price. I paid the house fee before the massage, and then paid for CFS, I tried to ask for the price but she didn't tell me the detailed menu. She just asked me how much I was willing to pay, and I gave her an offer since I only brought so much cash, but she said it wasn't enough and asked me to pay some more by cc. So can anyone PM me the detailed menu and prices?

P.S., she did not do BBBJ but CBJ.

[Serpico99]

I took a chance on this Chinese AMP off of Ridgefield Rd in Woodbridge. Actually it's on the northwestern fringe of the Woodbridge area, along Prince William Parkway. Probably can drive from the southern edge of Manassas to get to this place in about 10 to 15 minutes max. Anyway, the actual location in on Genesee Place in a three-building small business park that is surrounded by townhouses. Kind of weird set-up. My advice is to park in the parking lot of the business park vice parking outside the business park in one of the spaces directly across from the townhouses, so as to avoid any irate residents. Anyway, the AMP office (text or call the number and they will provide the location) is located around the building facing Ridgefield Road. I was walking up and down the main sidewalk trying to find the location and realized the "suite B" office was around the building. I almost knocked on the door of another office that shares the same office number. I don't see a listing on rubmaps, so just google "Woodbridge Massage" and one of the search results will show an AMP exactly named WoodBridge Massage, with the location on Genesee Place.

Anyway, Zoe greeted me and was jovial in her attitude, she is a middle aged Chinese, somewhat tall, decent body (only saw her body with clothes on, she was wearing some tight jeans (which was nice to see), curly hair. It's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour. There is no table shower. Zoe gently prodded me if I wanted to do an hour and I declined as I always do half hour sessions at new places to feel them out.

Went back to the newer Chinese AMP off of Genesee Place in Woodbridge hoping to see Zoey again as I needed a 2nd nut today. But she wasn't there and the "new" girl was the only one working. Ehhh, nothing to write home about, about 5'3", a bit of belly but ok face. She said her name is Alice (or something similar, her accent made it a bit hard to understand here) I did the half hour and she edged me for a good 25 minutes before I busted a big nut, which I was surprised since a few hours earlier I had hooked up with my side AMP chick and she had be bust a bigger nut after I held in my cum for a few days.

Alice allowed nursing, her tits are ok, not great but not bad. I tipped 60 given the good effort to edge me and the allowed nursing, she has a good edging technique, playing with the shaft, balls, tip of the head, finger nails wrapped around the head and running up and down the shaft. She knows how to edge. While I was on my stomach, she did the reach under and I got on all four and enjoyed her milking me. She played with my backdoor a lot but didn't enter a finger, which was fine. As I don't like prostate play. If you prefer prostate penetration, then come clean as there is no shower available.

I probably wouldn't visit again unless I get Zoey as I thought she was more attractive (middle aged but more attractive) than Alice. The prolonged edging and big nut made up for the subpar looks of Alice. Call ahead if you want to be sure Zoey is there (taller, with curly long hair. Alice is short).

[NestaM]

LOL so I'll start by saying that I almost always have a great experience at FHOH.

Called in, got there a bit early and Cecilia wasn't available- kinda annoyed bc they said she would be, but my fault for being early I guess ( 10-12 mins)? Anyways, lady at the counter said Cecilia won't be available for a while but that she is open for a half hour appt. Alright cool, she was cute, had a decent body, lets see ho.

Page effed up and wasn't able to post the full report, it should be up soon.

[NestaM]

Called in asked for Cecilia but when I got there they said she wasn't available. Okay cool, annoying but Vivianna said she was available so I went with her. LOL even after reading the forum, even after knowing what to expect. Little head won and ended up going for a half hour. I consider everything that follows, my fault haha.

Face down, brief pat on my back (I won't dignify it as a massage or even a rub down, just kinda slathered oil on me like she was about to cook me for dinner). Halfway through the session, I look up and asked her if she would take off her top. With an attitude, "Nope, I don't do that". Huh? Alright, your choice but odd? Flipped me over and asked if I wanted a HJ. Sure how much? 120. LOL gtfo. I ask how much for everything? 300. Bahahaha fuck out of here. I told her, it's okay and not to worry. I'll continue the remainder of my massage and we'll be done. Immediately gets annoyed and asks me why I'm here, if I don't want anything. Well, I said- I wasn't here for you, first of all. I asked for Cecilia and was left with you. I'm not willing to waste 300 for a two stroke tug and a quick 10 min fuck (oh, this does not include head either, she said she doesn't do that). As I was getting dressed and ready to leave, she hovers over me asking for a tip. LOL for what? "for the massage. A tip for the massage, 40,60, something". LOL really? I was done with her, threw her a 20 and she stormed out as I finished getting dressed. Ended up with 80 half hour and then 20 donation to the Vivianna Foundation.

I know FHOH is a little pricier than other places but most times the service reflects it and I'm willing to indulge (at least in my case), but this was hands down the worst experience at FHOH I've had. Needless to say, and it has been said multiple times on the board- avoid Vivianna. She's cute and good looking, but the attitude and snarkiness just isn't worth it.

With that said- Cecilia / Alexandra / Saba are all great and not much to complain about. Ill be sure to visit them and not Vivianna from now on, lesson learned.

Has anyone actually had a good time with Vivianna? I've mainly found negative reviews, not sure why she's still there tbh.

Oh, there is a new girl named Karolina (I think that's her name) - late 20's / early 30's in looks, friendly, Colombian, great addition to their staff.