Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

...try ATMB in Falls Church / Arlington. You won't get BJ or FS or any of the varieties, but you will get an excellent massage from one of a couple very skilled gals who know how to work the muscles and the joints. When I was last there, a few weeks ago, I drew the manager (looks to be about early- to mid-50s). She was a pleasant, if somewhat shy gal, who gave the FULL hour and made me feel absolutely WONDERFUL. Since I've been to this place a number of times when I want a good LEGIT rubdown, I didn't ask her for a happy ending because I was slightly concerned that she might not let me have another appointment. Chicken shit of me? Perhaps, but one has to keep at least one legit establishment in one's book for those times when one needs the real therapy. Have I gotten more than a good rubdown in the past at this place? Sure, once, but with one of the staff (and discreetly, lest the girl get fired), and it was what one would call the "standard NoVA treatment" in other massage establishments. An hour's appointment runs, coincidentally, 0.7 and tipping is optional. Still, if one needs a break from the mongering circuit for a legit visit, try this place. Not a knockout by any means, but decent.

[Jake Jj 1492]

Sign is still lit, but nobody home. Open sign dark...

[Zoomster]

I visited the Health and Wellness Center last night for a round of therapy. I first circled the parking lot to make sure there weren't any channel 7 news crews, squad cars, or citizens concerned about public morality hanging about. With the coast clear, I was greeted by the mamasan and asked to wait, as all the therapists were busy. I twiddled my thumbs on the couch in the foyer for twenty minutes, then had to duck into the supply closet when one of the anonymous clientele left the establishment. I was finally attended by Dallin (I hope I got her name right, as her English was only so-so). What she lacked in language skills she made up for in looks: short, stacked (possibly fake), a finely shaped rear, and very pretty eyes. Her massage services were fairly standard, but she was certainly fine to look at. I definitely recommend her to those guys willing to risk a visit to this venue of recent notoriety (not that I believe any of those terrible rumors floating about).

[Rejected Monke]

I too am looking for Sue.

[VanDriver]

Put me on the list of people to notify if anyone know where Sue is.

I am looking into some local escorts but not sure who to choose. Any suggestions there would be appreciated.

I don't have any idea who she is and I want to be on the notification list!

Van

[Ermurph2]

Has anybody seen Natasha from CL?

If so, please PM me with details.

Thanks!

[Mong678]

Put me on the list of people to notify if anyone know where Sue is.

I am looking into some local escorts but not sure who to choose. Any suggestions there would be appreciated.

[Sleazebum]

YES! If anyone knows where she is, let me know as well!

JJ

Anybody have a line on where Sue went to?

PM me if you do.

Thanks,
MnV

[MoonView]

Anybody have a line on where Sue went to?

PM me if you do.

Thanks,
MnV

[Zoomster]

Report number 4 of 5 (other reports are in the General board.

Visited Angel Therapy in Sterling. Got cee-cee, who seemed to be an enthusiastic Korean. HJ only, but very easy, very friendly, very enthusiastic. good massage, including step treatment.

Looks 4
Body 4
Massage 8
HJ 7
Attitude 9

Spaman2, I think I have partaken of this girl's services, but in a certain AMP in another county. Far more was offered than what you describe. You may want to head further south, depending on the level of therapy you want. Assuming, of course, that these fine health establishments have not all been shut down.

[Benchseats Rock]

Does this mean our candlelight dinner after the trial is postponed?

Can I get a raincheck?

B9

Is there a trial coming up or something?

[Benefactor9]

I'm confused, are we not going to meet at the courthouse anymore?

Does this mean our candlelight dinner after the trial is postponed?

Can I get a raincheck?

B9

[Spaman2]

Report number 4 of 5 (other reports are in the General board.

Visited Angel Therapy in Sterling. Got cee-cee, who seemed to be an enthusiastic Korean. HJ only, but very easy, very friendly, very enthusiastic. good massage, including step treatment.

Looks 4
Body 4
Massage 8
HJ 7
Attitude 9

[Ampfreq]

What the tigg failed to mention was just how cute Darlene is. She's a bit short even for an asian gal has a cute little butt and some real big hooters. Enhanced of course if that's to your liking. Her face is a solid 8 maybe 9. Same score overall, except for the fake boobs she's nearly perfect to my eye. However her attitude is somewhat lacking although some of that might have been my fault. Not really into DATY and was too quick to get the whole thing over with. She seemed new to the game and still quite young. And if you like piercings you should definitely check her out!

I would like to get back to see her but by the time I make it there I fear she will be gone. And they were open as usual as if nothing had happened recently. Your guess is as good as mine. I imagine most of you are staying away since they seemed slow.

Af

[Amp_Man]

LL, I'm amazed that you keep track of your hobby expenditure (follow LL link)! I'd be pretty depressed if I tracked mine, and it isn't even near yours. Anyhow, can't your form some sort of a business and write these offs? Say like a Adult Adventure Guide Service Business...ok maybe mask the Adult part. Or even a LL Pleasure Consulting.

I can report that Pinetree Amp is a viable alternative to driving up to NoVa. In LL's experience, it does not replace the services available in DC as of this writing...

AM, what you propose just makes too much fucking sense. It doesn't stand a chance in the General Assembly...

Your man in the field... If you see him there, he is probably fucking a ho...
LoveLOS