Massage Parlor Reports

[Tom McAn]

There is no public pro-hobby constituency in Virginia. Even people who privately believe prostitution should be legalized, or decriminalized, will keep their opinions to themselves. Even in Nevada, the hobby is illegal except for a few select locations that are well away from the population centers. And VA is in no way comparable to NV.

If people are dissatisfied with the level of policing they're receiving, they usually just complain without offering any constructive suggestions. And they're more likely to elect "law and order" candidates than they are those of a more Libertarian persuasion. Also, for anyone who thinks the issue of prostitution is akin to decriminalizing marijuana, I would argue that there was a large pro-marijuana lobby simmering just beneath the surface. I don't see anything equivalent when it comes to prostitution.

It's also unfortunate that, in the jurisdictions where prostitution laws aren't really enforced (parts of CA), streetwalkers and johns have overwhelmed some neighborhoods. And that's what people will point to should anyone raise the issue. They'll never focus on success stories, such as countries in Europe that manage just fine. They'll only focus on failures.

I see your point, although things are working out reasonably well for the time being here in Fairfax County as a whole. The current Commonwealth's Attorney doesn't seem to consider the hobby a top priority of his, and he was overwhelmingly re-elected last November. Of course, that could change if there's a serious incident or there's more pressure from the feds. In the end, it will probably take a judge striking down prostitution laws as they pertain to consenting adults to begin an effort at major reform of laws regarding the hobby.

[Lucretius]

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[Adam2238]

Hello Friends,

I will be visiting Arlington tonight and would like to get a good massage with some extras. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Will return the favor when you visit Pittsburgh. Thank you and have a great weekend.

Search for Lara, lots of good reviews.

[Ssamurai]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23184215.html

Fellas if you happen to be a booty conessiuer like myself. You have to go check out tiki. She gives an awesome massage and her menu is expansive. Just let her know what you want and she will oblige. Please don't pm me with a bunch of questions. She does most of the alphabet. Report back when you go see her is all I ask.

I have seen Tiki a few times as well since the Fall of 2023. My first time seeing her she provided a good massage followed by more fun. Now when I see her we just skip the massage all together. She has a nice menu and is a good change up if you like a BBW from time to time.

[JamesPotter]

Hello Friends,

I will be visiting Arlington tonight and would like to get a good massage with some extras. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Will return the favor when you visit Pittsburgh. Thank you and have a great weekend.

[JamesPotter]

Hello friends,

Visiting Arlington tonight. Any suggestions for a massage parlor with extras would greatly be appreciated. Thank you for the help.

[MikeWhiskey]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23184215.html

Fellas if you happen to be a booty conessiuer like myself. You have to go check out tiki. She gives an awesome massage and her menu is expansive. Just let her know what you want and she will oblige. Please don't pm me with a bunch of questions. She does most of the alphabet. Report back when you go see her is all I ask.

[Jim Rob]

If someone got these nuggets from Jim, can someone care to PM me please?

But the girl is Natalie from best in Chantilly. Young and hot, but probably not worth it thinking back, she's likely gone, but may return. Horrible rules No way her boob job is recent, she's beautiful and good pussy, but I prefer someone more GFE. Be happy you didn't waste your money.

[JmSuttr]

I checked the Town of Herndon's website. The next town council election is November 5, 2024. Hopefully the town's residents will elect new council members who will tell the police to concentrate on real crime rather than going after consenting adults just because an exchange of money is involved.

There is no public pro-hobby constituency in Virginia. Even people who privately believe prostitution should be legalized, or decriminalized, will keep their opinions to themselves. Even in Nevada, the hobby is illegal except for a few select locations that are well away from the population centers. And VA is in no way comparable to NV.

If people are dissatisfied with the level of policing they're receiving, they usually just complain without offering any constructive suggestions. And they're more likely to elect "law and order" candidates than they are those of a more Libertarian persuasion. Also, for anyone who thinks the issue of prostitution is akin to decriminalizing marijuana, I would argue that there was a large pro-marijuana lobby simmering just beneath the surface. I don't see anything equivalent when it comes to prostitution.

It's also unfortunate that, in the jurisdictions where prostitution laws aren't really enforced (parts of CA), streetwalkers and johns have overwhelmed some neighborhoods. And that's what people will point to should anyone raise the issue. They'll never focus on success stories, such as countries in Europe that manage just fine. They'll only focus on failures.

[Asphalt]

Will be in DC area airports for biz and looking for some outcall services.

Anyone has any suggestions? By her or PM.

All ones I contacted wants $7 or $8 for it and don't want to spend that much.

This one is in Old Town about 10 minutes walk from the King St. Metro. Not a lot of service but the price was low.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...724020955.html

This one does outcall but I have no more info.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...728992920.html

[DanteDk07]

First time here. Got to chose from 3 girls who wasn't busy. Not sure if they had others there working, didn't ask, but out of the 3, from Maya, mimi and Ruby, Maya was more of my style. The other 2 was nice looking and pretty but I liked the way Maya gave me the most eye contact the most. After getting undressed, Maya took me to the table shower, where she cleaned me up very nicely. Not much teasing, very little, maybe because it was my first time here. Once back in the room, she gave a really good massage which was surprising but I wasn't here for that, but it hinder the experience. Once I flip and told her what I wanted, I gave the tip without any resistance from her, Maya went out and came back 2 minutes later, started to undress and started to rub her nice huge knockers on my chest while playing with my nuts, and then brought her boobs to my face and let me suck on those nice hard nips. I got to play with her kitty and she was wet already and she was pretty tight. Then she went to a CBJ after I was getting hard and then she went into cg and she was moaning and enjoying herself. After few positions, I went to Mish and she was giving me plenty of eye contact and I could see she was enjoying it, or great acting, either way, I didn't mind because it felt nice. After I finished. She cleaned me up and offered more massage until the hour was up, but decided to just lay together and chat while playing with her boobs. Definitely a great experience and I wouldn't mind trying out the others next time.

Thanks for your detailed review. How big were her jugs? Dd or bigger? Natural?

[EastCoaster111]

First time here. Got to chose from 3 girls who wasn't busy. Not sure if they had others there working, didn't ask, but out of the 3, from Maya, mimi and Ruby, Maya was more of my style. The other 2 was nice looking and pretty but I liked the way Maya gave me the most eye contact the most. After getting undressed, Maya took me to the table shower, where she cleaned me up very nicely. Not much teasing, very little, maybe because it was my first time here. Once back in the room, she gave a really good massage which was surprising but I wasn't here for that, but it hinder the experience. Once I flip and told her what I wanted, I gave the tip without any resistance from her, Maya went out and came back 2 minutes later, started to undress and started to rub her nice huge knockers on my chest while playing with my nuts, and then brought her boobs to my face and let me suck on those nice hard nips. I got to play with her kitty and she was wet already and she was pretty tight. Then she went to a CBJ after I was getting hard and then she went into cg and she was moaning and enjoying herself. After few positions, I went to Mish and she was giving me plenty of eye contact and I could see she was enjoying it, or great acting, either way, I didn't mind because it felt nice. After I finished. She cleaned me up and offered more massage until the hour was up, but decided to just lay together and chat while playing with her boobs. Definitely a great experience and I wouldn't mind trying out the others next time.

[Tom McAn]

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/3-adults...legal-activity

There's an old saying that during election years, Uncle is visiting more. This still seems to be true.

I checked the Town of Herndon's website. The next town council election is November 5, 2024. Hopefully the town's residents will elect new council members who will tell the police to concentrate on real crime rather than going after consenting adults just because an exchange of money is involved.

[Samizza]

If someone got these nuggets from Jim, can someone care to PM me please?

Just got finished with the most beautiful girl I've ever met at an AMP. I'm going to withhold the places name now, however those trusted members can message me for the girls name and place. First she's a 9 or 10 in looks. She's young, only 23 but has a s load of rules which can ruin it for you. Honestly she has GP and knows it. I am led to the room by a decent looking mamasan which I thought would be my girl. But she said please wait and a you girl will be in soon, she collected it the fee and left. So I undress and get on the phone table. The girl comes in and she's a knock out inside an AMP and out with basically perfect English. She starts a light massage with leading questions that made me feel like I was being set up. She left to get the condiments and that's when I started to panic I was in a sting I already gave her the money and incriminated myself with her and next time would be uncle LEO coming back to beat my ass. But thank goodness it was her who can back and go naked. She went over a mile long rules which was a buzz kill. But she started with light CBJ until I was ready for cowgirl. Now we did that for a few and change to mission where I took her to pound town. The rubber made last way longer then usual and finally popped after she had an O. I don't think she was faking. She's young and wet. , so she's in prime banging years. Clean up and shorted on my time about 20 minutes. Tip was 185, but she originally wanted 2 bills, but it was all I had. She could easily work as a higher end 400 dollar hour escort. But her list of rules is too much and sucks. I would not repeat due to the rules.

[Scrut]

Recently saw Natalie at Best Therapy. Would not repeat, bad experience.

She's a younger Latina that's pretty and thick. I'd say DD boobs and nice size booty. Not fat, middle is fairly flat. This would be great compared to the normal older Asian ladies, but she's got a terrible, rip off attitude. Without going into the play by play details, here's the stuff that matters:

1. No GFE at all. This means no kissing, no touching her boobs (claims she got them done recently), no FIV, no DATY, and no BBBJ. Didn't do a table shower either, although I didn't specifically request it.

2. Originally agreed to 200 for CBJ / CFS for an hour. Took my money, then came back and said 200 is for 30 min, 1 hour is 300 tip. I told her no, we agreed to 1 hour, I even gave her the 80 for the room. She relents and says okay.

3. During negotiations, when I heard everything was covered, I asked for just a BJ. That was 160, and wouldn't go down. Then I said okay, how about just a HE for $100. She said no, $140, finally said $130 after I told her that was too high. Wouldn't come down, at that point I could walk out and be down the 80 or take the 200 for CBJ and CFS.

4. During CFS, rode for maybe a minute before asking if I could get on top. I told her no, and she responding by turning around into RCG and lazily moving it. Got soft due to her attitude and poor performance, eventually finished myself by jacking off.

Struck out 2/2 times at Best, once with this girl and once with Ivy providing bad service. Think I'm going to swear this place off, it's only for dudes who are down for a mechanical experience from old ladies or bad attitude providers.

Had the same experience with her, told me the same thing that she recently had her boobs done. Wouldn't do bare, thankfully I only did 30 minutes. 60 house 140 tip, CBJ and finished with hand but stopped when I popped I was pretty pissed.

She won't last long if that's how she continues to perform. Would rather just go on Eros at that point.