Massage Parlor Reports

[Sarang Haeyo]

"that was u in the video? where did you blast and in what position?"
I've been laughing my ass off since I got it. He gave me permission to quote him.
I love you guys.
SH

[Sleazebum]

DAYAMM!!!!!

Now I GOTTA go take care of bizness today!

JJ

That's me and my girl from two years ago. See how happy she looks? That's actually my face all pixelated like that. I suffered a horrendous digital accident as a child and this woman is the only one who can see what I really look like. She's much happier now than she was back then.
Good luck,
SH

[Sarang Haeyo]

The Lady? The Guy? Anybody recognize this lovely couple?

http://yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=V...&video_id=8807

That's me and my girl from two years ago. See how happy she looks? That's actually my face all pixelated like that. I suffered a horrendous digital accident as a child and this woman is the only one who can see what I really look like. She's much happier now than she was back then.
Good luck,
SH

[Sleazebum]

I just now wandered over to that board and did a search on you. Went back 900 days and there were just 9 entries with a couple of them between us.

So, I have no reason to believe that BL is a porker. Seems like he is one of us who only gets the urge (or money) to venture out occasionally.

Given the current level pf paranoia around here, perhaps BL should post a detailed account of a recent experience just to see if his fantasies border on the illegal levels of most of us.

I know all my stories are just from the fantasy world I take my mind too while undergoing the pain of spinal adjustments. I assume that is the case for us all. If only they were real life experiences!

JJ

I am not JungleJimBowie; I went by the same nick over there as here. JJB was one person I've conversed with a couple times in the past but I'm sure not enough for him to vouch for me. If anyone would actually recognize me as an active poster they'd be way old-timers. Back from the heydays of the whirlingdervish, the BC email list (was it saltydog that maintained that?), cassie of classicallyyours and raven. I recognize the nick bobnva but probably only from my lurking over there.

[Blind Lefty]

Are you JungleJimBowie? If so I remember a lot of your reviews on TBD.

I am not JungleJimBowie; I went by the same nick over there as here. JJB was one person I've conversed with a couple times in the past but I'm sure not enough for him to vouch for me. If anyone would actually recognize me as an active poster they'd be way old-timers. Back from the heydays of the whirlingdervish, the BC email list (was it saltydog that maintained that?), cassie of classicallyyours and raven. I recognize the nick bobnva but probably only from my lurking over there.

[Bobnva]

or at least I was, and occasionally I wander over to that sorry excuse for an info board and see whaht's going on.

DO NOT confuse me with anyone because I am confused enough myself!

Again, I am/was the JungleJim Bowie on TBD.

JJ

I was BigBob on TBD. I don't go over there much anymore either, and with all the stuff going down lately, rightfully nobody knows or trusts me here yet.

[Sleazebum]

or at least I was, and occasionally I wander over to that sorry excuse for an info board and see whaht's going on.

DO NOT confuse me with anyone because I am confused enough myself!

Again, I am/was the JungleJim Bowie on TBD.

JJ

[Any Mouse]

The Lady? The Guy? Anybody recognize this lovely couple?

http://yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=V...&video_id=8807

[Bobnva]

There may be some here that recognize my tag from the old days (JJB? )

Are you JungleJimBowie? If so I remember a lot of your reviews on TBD.

[Jet Ranger]

Speaking of Uncle LEO, the following article appeared on the Potomac News web site last week. I've redacted the names of the alleged customers and the alleged mamasan who were busted. The article erroneously describes the manager as a man.

Be careful out there.

JR

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Men appear on brothel charges
By JACLYN PITTS

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Several men who recently appeared in court on prostitution-related charges either got their charges dropped or continued for a year for final disposition.

Police shut down a Lake Ridge area brothel operating under the guise of an acupressure center in December, resulting in prostitution-related charges for eight men and the business's manager.

All eight men and the center's manager appeared Friday before Prince William General District Judge Craig D. Johnston for trial.

Johnston continued the trials for **************, 39, of Fairfax Station and *************, 57, of the Fairfax area, to April 9.

Johnston continued the trial for ************, 45, of the Nokesville area, to April 27.

Johnston continued charges against *************, 21, of Burke; *************, 42, of the Mason Neck area; and *************, 26, of Vienna, to March 10, 2008, for final disposition, pending their good behavior.

Johnston dropped the charge against ***************, 47, of the Manassas area.

*************, 68, of the Haymarket area was charged with fornication for money in addition to the bawdy place charge. Johnston dropped the fornication charge and continued the bawdy place charge to March 10, 2008, for final disposition, pending his good behavior.

Health and Wellness Center, at 12504 Lake Ridge Drive in the Lake Ridge Executive Park, was found to be involved in prostitution after a police investigation in December.

The center's manager, **************, 53, of *************** in Carrollton, Texas, was charged with maintaining a bawdy place. His (sic) trial is April 27 in General District Court.

Police were tipped off to the operation by an unidentified man who was pulled over during a traffic stop after being seen leaving the business, according to an affidavit that was filed in Prince William County Circuit Court in December.

The man, who had been to the center a few times, told police that an Asian woman greeted him at the door and then escorted him to another room where he was greeted by a "younger" Asian woman, according to the affidavit.

After being asked what he wanted, the source received sexual favors at a cost.

[Havin Fun]

There is a new lineup at H Yu, Cherry (new one) and Baby. Dont waste your time with Yu(sounds like "you"). She is not quite up to the standards for this place. Would like to say more but its better to keep things on the DL. Trusted can PM

[Benchseats Rock]

God I love it. You're right, you caught me. I can't figure out the amazingly complex subterfuge going on here. So as a dedicated member of the LE community I tried to pass myself off as a fellow monger. I miss one reference to champs in an earlier post and try to find some help here (aren't we here to help each other? ) and I'm instantly LE. (an LEO would have access to all business licenses and be able to pull up every address in the state without blinking) Oh yeah and I only asked for location information; no desire for anything else. Thanks Dlrzboy btw; the champs reference was all I needed, I know that address.

Does anyone here live under the delusion that LE doesn't know the exact location and activities that go on in every AMP that has a legal shingle out? Raids/busts don't happen because LE found out about a place doing business. They happen when elections are coming, budgets are being reviewed, locals call in complaints, departments need good press to offset bad, the press brings too much attention to a certain issue, etc. The cops don't give a crap about this; they have better things to do (in their own mind and in truth). We all know this.

I doubt there are any that could vouch for me here. If I ever had people to vouch for me it would have been on TBD and I was never an active poster even in my heyday anyway. Hell their archive doesn't even go back far enough to catch any of my reviews on the public board there. There may be some here that recognize my tag from the old days (JJB? ) but certainly not that know me well enough to vouch for me. I came here because I'm now more of a dcspa board type and that board over there is now less than useless.

And sexual favors? Jeez, I don't know what you guys go to massage parlors for, but personally my neck is killing me (isn't your neck your "little head"? ).

Not that it matters; I don't care what you think and my usage of this board will continue to be what it's always been. Lurking and gleaning what I can, when I can, to use when my neck acts up. My mongering has always been spontaneous and unpredictable (why I'm more of a spa side type now); I'd head to my normal spots and/or check the board before heading out. I'd happily post my findings as my way of giving back to the community for responding to a question (otherwise normally I'd go about my business quietly) but if it wasn't for Dlrzboy I don't think I could say I've been given any support here.

Return to your regularly scheduled programming. I'm going to go get me some of those donuts and bacon.

Not even going to deny it?
Sheesh.... you fucking cops crack me up.



Benchseats Rock

[MoonView]

God I love it. You're right, you caught me....[edited, to much pabulum]... I'm going to go get me some of those donuts and bacon.

Confession is always good for the soul!

MnV

[Blind Lefty]

This is your very first post; "Sakura & HWC(your joints) aren't enticing enough"! So you need info about York....hmmm.

Well dude you are all wrong(pun?), York is a massage only place, no sexual favors are offered. I'd suggest you hit the old joints for that.

Now pardon me while I get back to my BACON & eggs!

MnV

God I love it. You're right, you caught me. I can't figure out the amazingly complex subterfuge going on here. So as a dedicated member of the LE community I tried to pass myself off as a fellow monger. I miss one reference to champs in an earlier post and try to find some help here (aren't we here to help each other? ) and I'm instantly LE. (an LEO would have access to all business licenses and be able to pull up every address in the state without blinking) Oh yeah and I only asked for location information; no desire for anything else. Thanks Dlrzboy btw; the champs reference was all I needed, I know that address.

Does anyone here live under the delusion that LE doesn't know the exact location and activities that go on in every AMP that has a legal shingle out? Raids/busts don't happen because LE found out about a place doing business. They happen when elections are coming, budgets are being reviewed, locals call in complaints, departments need good press to offset bad, the press brings too much attention to a certain issue, etc. The cops don't give a crap about this; they have better things to do (in their own mind and in truth). We all know this.

I doubt there are any that could vouch for me here. If I ever had people to vouch for me it would have been on TBD and I was never an active poster even in my heyday anyway. Hell their archive doesn't even go back far enough to catch any of my reviews on the public board there. There may be some here that recognize my tag from the old days (JJB? ) but certainly not that know me well enough to vouch for me. I came here because I'm now more of a dcspa board type and that board over there is now less than useless.

And sexual favors? Jeez, I don't know what you guys go to massage parlors for, but personally my neck is killing me (isn't your neck your "little head"? ).

Not that it matters; I don't care what you think and my usage of this board will continue to be what it's always been. Lurking and gleaning what I can, when I can, to use when my neck acts up. My mongering has always been spontaneous and unpredictable (why I'm more of a spa side type now); I'd head to my normal spots and/or check the board before heading out. I'd happily post my findings as my way of giving back to the community for responding to a question (otherwise normally I'd go about my business quietly) but if it wasn't for Dlrzboy I don't think I could say I've been given any support here.

Return to your regularly scheduled programming. I'm going to go get me some of those donuts and bacon.

[Bumble]

Didn't see much about the new AMP in my neighborhood, so I thought I'd TOFTT. Cosmo opened recently and according to the therapist hasn't been doing much business. The place is clean and well appointed. Even the TS was spotless. The service, however, was purely therapeutic. Though the massage was excellent and the TS was promising, I did not leave fully satisfied.

Rates were. 8 for an hour with TS (actually had more than an hour), or. 6 for half hour without TS. A bit pricy compared to local rates. For the excellent massage, I tipped the therapist, Nana? , a generous pair of Jacksons.

Don't expect they'll be open long unless they get with the program, lower their rate, and get some better referrals. You won't stumble across this place as the "street" it's on is actually just a parking lot.

Jag