Massage Parlor Reports

[Zoomster]

Summary:
- Remodeling is top notch, clean and comfortable
- Service rendered professionally and carefully
- Apple (therapist) scored high on the standard scale 9/8/8/9 (promised even better service next time)

Gentlemongers, treat this place right and they'll be around for a long long time. I'd stay away from all those places you read about in the news. Let's be careful out there.

Good report, Jag65. I've learned from experience, though, that the often promised "better service next time" rarely materializes. If I can't get what I expect on a first visit, I won't go back.

[Bumble]

Don't normally partake more than once a month, but after seeing the video and my last disappointing visit, had to try out the new York* AMP. I can confirm the other postings: 100% legitimate service, excellent therapy. As a fully satisfied customer, I'm definitely going back in the future. Here is a synopsis of the therapy, seniors may PM for more details (maybe someday I'll be a senior member, too).

Called, no answer, but showed up around opening and found the light on. Ajima (mamasan applies to Japanese whorehouses, which this most definitely is not) thoroughly verified my identity, can't be too careful with all the wierdos out there. Requested Michelle based on previous posts, but was told she didn't work there. I think she smelled the breakfest coming from the resturants opening up next door, bacon or something, but got past that and confirmed the room was the standard fare.

Super hot therapist, slender young and pretty, soon arrived and off to the TS. All areas politely and carefully prepared. A little chit chat in Korean helped to ease the tension that was obviously building. That smell of breakfest still lingered in the air.

Back in the room, massage was firm and thorough, though a little reserved. It took some convincing that I could handle the full therapy, which eventually was executed with enthusiasm. Next time I'll remember to greet my therapist with more zeale to break the ice sooner.

Summary:
- Remodeling is top notch, clean and comfortable
- Service rendered professionally and carefully
- Apple (therapist) scored high on the standard scale 9/8/8/9 (promised even better service next time)

Gentlemongers, treat this place right and they'll be around for a long long time. I'd stay away from all those places you read about in the news. Let's be careful out there.

[Mark Bellows]

I saw an ad in the City Paper for a Bubbles Accup. and called the other week. I wasn't sure of the location, but when I called, it was an obvious two call senerio. Anyway, today I went ahead and checked it out. Saw River, she was very attractive, and fit, but service was quick and to the point. Not much of a massage, but she obviously knew a little about it. Either way, after about 5 mins of that she asked if I was ready to turn over. I thought it was going to be a little slower, but she went right for it, no french, just the same shit I could have done myself. When I asked if I got more than one SOG, she said no. I've got some more details if anyone's interested, but I wouldn't waste your time. They must have other ad's out there because when I called she asked which one reffered me. Anyway, the phone number ends with 3924.

Looks: 10
Service: 2
Attitude:7

I'll post again my next time out. After payday.

MB

[Jake Jj 1492]

To answer Allbust's question: the mamasan and kitchen mommy came in and finished me with their kimchi stained hands.
WHAT A SESSION!!!!

You've gotta love the surprise assist! After all, sometimes #1 girl gets tired out, so she tags in #2 girl to assist...then mamasan jumps in for the action. At that point #1 girl gets jealous and soon you've got a full on reverse gangbang in play...

[Sarang Haeyo]

Long time since we've seen you here! Welcome back SH.

You know, you still didn't answer Allbust's question.

I thought it might have been me...but then I saw it was only 3:03 long...and even though that girl does look intimately familiar, it would be have been much longer. LOL

jj.

JJ
You'll notice that the clip stops and starts. The entire session was 90 minutes plus. "One hour half?"
Notice I cut out the part where she had to apply generous amounts of Astro-Glide to accomodate me.
To answer Allbust's question: the mamasan and kitchen mommy came in and finished me with their kimchi stained hands.
WHAT A SESSION!!!!
JJ; PM me for the latest info.
Good luck,
SH

[Allbust]

Sup y'all,

True dat Jake, he still didn't answer. Haha, it's all in good fun!

Happy mongering!

[Jake Jj 1492]

Long time since we've seen you here! Welcome back SH.

You know, you still didn't answer Allbust's question.

I thought it might have been me...but then I saw it was only 3:03 long...and even though that girl does look intimately familiar, it would be have been much longer. LOL

jj.

"that was u in the video? where did you blast and in what position?"
I've been laughing my ass off since I got it. He gave me permission to quote him.
I love you guys.
SH

[MoonView]

The guy in the yuvutu.com video is going to need a spinal adjustment after that therapy session. I want to meet his masseuse.

Yeah...me to!!

MnV

[Zoomster]

I just now wandered over to that board and did a search on you. Went back 900 days and there were just 9 entries with a couple of them between us.

So, I have no reason to believe that BL is a porker. Seems like he is one of us who only gets the urge (or money) to venture out occasionally.

Given the current level pf paranoia around here, perhaps BL should post a detailed account of a recent experience just to see if his fantasies border on the illegal levels of most of us.

I know all my stories are just from the fantasy world I take my mind too while undergoing the pain of spinal adjustments. I assume that is the case for us all. If only they were real life experiences!

JJ

The guy in the yuvutu.com video is going to need a spinal adjustment after that therapy session. I want to meet his masseuse.

[Sarang Haeyo]

"that was u in the video? where did you blast and in what position?"
I've been laughing my ass off since I got it. He gave me permission to quote him.
I love you guys.
SH

[Sleazebum]

DAYAMM!!!!!

Now I GOTTA go take care of bizness today!

JJ

That's me and my girl from two years ago. See how happy she looks? That's actually my face all pixelated like that. I suffered a horrendous digital accident as a child and this woman is the only one who can see what I really look like. She's much happier now than she was back then.
Good luck,
SH

[Sarang Haeyo]

The Lady? The Guy? Anybody recognize this lovely couple?

http://yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=V...&video_id=8807

That's me and my girl from two years ago. See how happy she looks? That's actually my face all pixelated like that. I suffered a horrendous digital accident as a child and this woman is the only one who can see what I really look like. She's much happier now than she was back then.
Good luck,
SH

[Sleazebum]

I just now wandered over to that board and did a search on you. Went back 900 days and there were just 9 entries with a couple of them between us.

So, I have no reason to believe that BL is a porker. Seems like he is one of us who only gets the urge (or money) to venture out occasionally.

Given the current level pf paranoia around here, perhaps BL should post a detailed account of a recent experience just to see if his fantasies border on the illegal levels of most of us.

I know all my stories are just from the fantasy world I take my mind too while undergoing the pain of spinal adjustments. I assume that is the case for us all. If only they were real life experiences!

JJ

I am not JungleJimBowie; I went by the same nick over there as here. JJB was one person I've conversed with a couple times in the past but I'm sure not enough for him to vouch for me. If anyone would actually recognize me as an active poster they'd be way old-timers. Back from the heydays of the whirlingdervish, the BC email list (was it saltydog that maintained that?), cassie of classicallyyours and raven. I recognize the nick bobnva but probably only from my lurking over there.

[Blind Lefty]

Are you JungleJimBowie? If so I remember a lot of your reviews on TBD.

I am not JungleJimBowie; I went by the same nick over there as here. JJB was one person I've conversed with a couple times in the past but I'm sure not enough for him to vouch for me. If anyone would actually recognize me as an active poster they'd be way old-timers. Back from the heydays of the whirlingdervish, the BC email list (was it saltydog that maintained that?), cassie of classicallyyours and raven. I recognize the nick bobnva but probably only from my lurking over there.

[Bobnva]

or at least I was, and occasionally I wander over to that sorry excuse for an info board and see whaht's going on.

DO NOT confuse me with anyone because I am confused enough myself!

Again, I am/was the JungleJim Bowie on TBD.

JJ

I was BigBob on TBD. I don't go over there much anymore either, and with all the stuff going down lately, rightfully nobody knows or trusts me here yet.