Massage Parlor Reports

[Benefactor9]

Good to see you back...

I spent some time in Sing Sing for trafficking, but I'm free and have been clean for a week.

How is the action at Kinja?

[Benchseats Rock]

Jesusfuckingchrist, have you even heard of the internet before?

Senior memebers please PM me for details on my new favorite Korean private masseuse.

Maz Mort, keep your damned trap shut until you learn how to read the fucking manual.

Good to see you back...

[Benefactor9]

I recently moved to Virginia from Houston. It's very easy to find amp in Houston, but I've been having a very difficult time to find one in VA or DC or Maryland area!

Could you guys help me out here?

Thank you!

Jesusfuckingchrist, have you even heard of the internet before?

Senior memebers please PM me for details on my new favorite Korean private masseuse.

Maz Mort, keep your damned trap shut until you learn how to read the fucking manual.

[Esham]

Stopped by Sakura or SKO or whatever it is called now. I arrived and was led to my room. Then something happened that hasn't happened to me before. I was taken for my table shower and then back to my room when another girl came in to give the massage. Sara gave me the massage and walked all over me. Her massage was great and everything I expected to get, I did. SO I would have to give the session a thumbs up.

[Jet Ranger]

BigTigg,

Good report. I like the lure of older Milfy type Asians. You have to imagine as if she is like some sort of soccer mom, average woman in the supermarket. Depending on your age, this would work if you were younger. Giving her a good stuffing as if her Asian husband doesn't give it to her enough, LOL. If you are the same age or older than she is, well I guess the "younger lady" would be a better choice.

Serp

Finding an Asian MILF type in a NoVA FS AMP is getting harder. I fondly remember one I used to see regularly. No bolt ons, but she worked out, so she had a slim, hard body without liposuction. Additionally, she worked at one of the NoVA AMPs that was only open 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM, and she didn't work every day, so she actually had a life outside of work. She sported a healthy, natural tan, and unlike the young hotties in AMPs that get an artificial all over tan, and you could clearly see her bikini tan lines as you were pounding her. She was a single parent and had a 19 year old son in college, and maybe a daughter, too. She really knew how to take care of a guy.

I also used to visit a favorite provider in California that was supporting her 14-year old son back in Korea. A classic MILF and really good looking, she was one of my ATFs.

If you know any women like these working in NoVA AMPs, please PM me.

JR

[Chelseafc1960]

I will be in the Fredericksburg Area this week and clearly Woodbridge is the place to be for AMP's!

Seeking advice as to where one receives the best all-round service.

Thanks in advance

[Roamin Roman]

Check out the Sports section of the Washington Post newspaper for some local AMPs. Also, read back (minimum, 3 months) on this thread for some reviews on those and other places. Have patience. The time you spend on research will pay dividends. Also, providing some of your own research --- for both here and for Houston, for any local mongers heading that way --- will help establish your bona fides (or maybe that should be boner fides, given the forum). Good luck.

Have Fun at the Forum
R::R

I recently moved to Virginia from Houston. It's very easy to find amp in Houston, but I've been having a very difficult time to find one in VA or DC or Maryland area!

Could you guys help me out here?

Thank you!

[Roamin Roman]

Stopped by ATMB again last week. Two older ladies, one rail thin but with a bit of a belly, and the other built like she was born to give massage. Got the latter of the two. Her name was Sunny. Probably weighed close to 200#. Friendly, nice face (7.5). Gave a very good, very thorough massage. Only drawback seems to be that they have raised their rate to $80/hour. If you're seeking FS fun, I'd suggest the NoVa AMPs further south.

[Maz Mort]

I recently moved to Virginia from Houston. It's very easy to find amp in Houston, but I've been having a very difficult time to find one in VA or DC or Maryland area!

Could you guys help me out here?

Thank you!

[Serpico99]

BigTigg,

Good report. I like the lure of older Milfy type Asians. You have to imagine as if she is like some sort of soccer mom, average woman in the supermarket. Depending on your age, this would work if you were younger. Giving her a good stuffing as if her Asian husband doesn't give it to her enough, LOL. If you are the same age or older than she is, well I guess the "younger lady" would be a better choice.

Serp

[BigTigger]

Stopped by to see Seven at Sakura. Unfortunately she was not available. Lisa was sent in.....She looked old ( and for Asians, that means she has to be really old). Any way she was real chatty and here body was "ok".

Obviously implants and they don't work well when the rest of you looks old...It's possible she wasn't very old, but her teeth added to my "old" impression.

Somehow she missed the tip on the counter and I think this contributed to a slow start on her part. Finally she asked if I were going to spend any money and I pointed to the tip. Then she got up, and actually counted it (This was new for me).....All in all, I kinda felt like I was doing her more of a favor than she was doing me one. But hey, I'd always heard how the older ones could give pretty decent service because they were so experienced.

What she lacked on the hottie scale, she made up for on the enthusiasm scale. I'll give her credit, once she finished counting the standard full service tip, she seemed real pleased and really got into the session.

Lots of body to body massaging.... some extended and probing Asian Rim. However after the flip is when things got interesting...

I was the last customer for her and somehow I did not notice the vibrating toy (the kind with an acorn shaped end attached to the control by a cord) she had brought in the room with the KY. So right after the lube and right before missionary began, she inserted the vibe, turned it on and said "let's go baby".

I didn't quite know what to think, so I followed orders. It was one of the most interesting sensations I've ever had, it was literally like a vibrating vagina with each stroke. I'm still not sure if I liked it or not (I would like to try that w/o a cover... but the Mrs.. isn't going for it).. LOL....

She seemed to be really enjoying it, so I was happy. I get pleasure out of giving pleasue also. But at some point it was time to really get what I came for.. and that was some nice doggie.

I asked to switch to doggie and she said "no, you too big, that would hurt me". So I reminded her that I was the customer...... I saw her rubbing her nip and moving towards a orgasm, so I obliged her a little longer, sucked on the other nip and slowly kept my missionary going..... needless to say... within moments she had her orgasm. Then she said, "ok baby, now I'm ready for doggie". So I finished from that position and it still seemed to hurt her some, but it was a "good pain". In the end, I was satisfied.

Anyway, she was so caught up in her pleasure and satisfaction, she even told me that she tries to get at least one orgasm per day, that the clean-up and helping were almost non-existent. She did get the obligatory almost hot bath cloth, but all the activity from the day had used up the hot water. She kept saying how she really had a good time, then she switched to didn't "we" have a really good time.

She wasn't much to look at, but she was easy to chat with and really got into trying to please. Because a large part of my AMP is visual, I'd probably not ask for her by name, but I don't think I'd turn her down if she walked in. Next time, I'll be sure to say... nice "young" lady please.

BigTigg

[Oh 2BYung]

Went to sakura two weeks ago. Had Sara, 23, Korean, ok session, regular fare as everyone else has before, she was nothing to brag about.

Mamasan qouted $60/45 min and $80/hr. Wtf? Rates now going up?

That's odd. I went there this week. Mamasan quoted $60 but never mentioned the time. As I think about it, I was in and out in 45 min however, I could have lasted longer had I not lost interest.

Also had Sara. Wish I had read your report before I went. Did have the regular fare, which I am happy about, but it wasn't outstanding as I would have come to expect. Didn't feel rushed. There was no one else in the place and the doorbell didn't ring. She just didn't have any curved to make it interesting for me and not much conversation either. Oh well, live and learn.

Yung

[Pcpc1688]

Ole Lex is not trying to be a dick. But when we see posts like yours which offer little or nothing of any value but (conversely) just ask for information which could easily be gleaned from the posts which are already here, we get nervous.

One wonders which planet you are from. Anyone with any kind of maturity and sense knows that a decent legit massage from a LMT will run the gamut of $60.00 to $100.00. Yet there seems to be some question in your mind that for your measly $60.00 you should have gotten a nice shower, a massage, and that moreover the girl should have fallen in love with you.

Granted, that does happen on occasion. But it usually only happens to guys who are a bit more generous and on a repeat basis. If you are used to picking up crack hoes off of the street, you need a complete new mindset in order to thrive in the AMP world. For the most part, these are clean, decent professional women who have trained for years in various asian relaxation techniques.

If you're a teenager, come back when you have the maturity to warrant your participation in this milieu. If you are LE, then have a nice life and God bless you but stay the hell out of here.

I'm sorry if I came off as rude or as a dick, but in all seriousness, your assumptions or expectations seemed ridiculous to me. I wonder how others felt about your posts.

Finally I'd like to remind you and anyone else that this site, although it purports to be about finding women with whom to have sex, is not about that at all. What it is really about is constructing an alternative fantasy world in which men are occasionally rewarded in their pursuit of pleasure with creatures of the opposite gender. As such, it could not possibly have any relationship to truth or reality. As we know, in the U.S. pleasure is a forbidden commodity, especially if one must pay for it.

Lex (not always a dick) Luther

Lex,

You handled it just right. You didnt blow his socks off like others we wont mention. LOL

DCguy, you have to RTFF and after more than 6 posts people here may listen to what you have to say. Let me reiterate what Lex said, RTFF and all will be revealed.

Good Luck and dont get caught with your pants down.

PC out

[Inglewood]

Checked out the Pinetree Spa in Winchester today. Cost 80/40...A "normal" AMP experience...Lee (Li) did the massage.
She is below my expectations with respect to looks and service...
40ish, a bit on the heavy side, and massage was basically perfunctory.
Little in the way of conversation and an uninspired, though happy ending. Would probably not repeat with her, but this was my first trip here and was unfamiliar with other possibilities. Did not ask for specific girl.

[Zoomster]

Went to sakura two weeks ago. Had Sara, 23, Korean, ok session, regular fare as everyone else has before, she was nothing to brag about.

Mamasan qouted $60/45 min and $80/hr. Wtf? Rates now going up?

Serpico, I met Sara last week at Sakura (or SKO, or whatever they call themselves now). I enjoyed the session, but was slightly annoyed at not being offered a shower. Nobody mentioned any rate hikes to me - I just paid the usual three Jacksons. $80 is too much for essentially the same service.