Massage Parlor Reports

[Cowboy Troy]

Hello,

Moved here from Vegas (Due to work only drag) and loved the AMP in vegas thought I would try EVA after reading here. Went on a Friday early afternoon and after the bell ring was met buy mamasan who was in early 40's nothing great said here name was Lolal or close to that. The house fee was posted and I elected for 30 min deal was then taken to room I asked for table shower said I would upgrade to 1 hr. Mamasan said take to long to get water warm. Told to get ready and on table was hoping for younger lady but back comes Mamasan OKrubdown did my standard working here for extras that always work before and nothing not even a standard NOVA finish she said no do that here only massage I married, left pissed. Weird thing was they watched me leave and get into my car I don't look at all like uncle LEO. I think I need better place.

HELP

[Harley Dude 29]

TOFTT last week. I have watched Nikki post in CL and talk about her skills as a sensual massage specialist and her thick lips, etc. Sounded like it may be a good deal, so went to visit. She operates out of a hair salon (should have clued me in) but it still sounded good. Mid 20's lady, nice room, low lighting in the back. It was the first massage while the lady wore old blue jeans, and sandals, and a long dress type of top. The room is so tight she can barely move around the table, and she gives a really bad massage. On the flip she did do a standard NOVA finish, but no roaming or encouragement, etc. Her prices are high, service is low, and she is about as sexy as your grandmother.

Save your money for much better deals out there.

[Utwogood]

So I went to check out the place in HWC's old vicinity. It was my second time there--met Jenny. The first time I met Jenny, she met me at the door/lobby. She gave TS, pretty good medium-power messagi, and a thorough exam. Thinking that might be it, I figured I wouldn't be back. But as I left she gave me a set of shortcuts to make my next visit carte blanche.

This time I decided to see if my hard-won intel paid off. I was greeted by mamasan, graying haired petite woman of mid-40s. I thought, "Oh, fuck. " But after I gave her the house digits (. 7) and intell, she left, and in walked Jenny.

Now, I'm not particularly crazy about Jenny, so the intell I gave must correspond to her former clients only. Not good, since I like variety of Asian partygoers. Jenny looks mid-30s, not good engrish, ok face, a little bit of a paunch, B-cup, soft skin, hairy potter, but good thorough messagi.

After decent TS (better than last time, but still no big deal), on to the room for good thorough messagi. This time on the flip, meat was available with the vegetables! The message was so good, I just opted for the tug. I managed to get her to get those pesky britches off and asked for a closer view. Then "plop" right on my face for a quick lunch DATe. Almost no persuasion needed. I didn't want to sample the menu, but the vegetables were triple-washed and totally fresh from the farm. No sign of rot at all--I was impressed.

(I wish she had waxed out the rug some, something was tickling my chin on BOTH sides)

I was so impressed by the fresh produce that I popped nicely and gave a. 6 extra incentives (. 4 if not for the DATe). My feeling on Jenny is "so-so" for reasons explained above. I'd return if I could roll the dice and get another "hand". I may try one day.

[Novaguy30]

Stpped by at Lilys on Sunday evening. Mamasan told me they offer only massage no more FS and quoted me. 6 for 45min and. 8 for 1 hr. I think it was BS. Walked out and went to Magical touch in Woodbridge.

Location very easy to find. Was met at the door by mamasan in her late 40's. Therapist's name was Honey. She said she was 30. No fucking way. Easily in her 40's. About 5', slim, rack wa b-c cup, ok butt.

TS wasn't great. She was quite rough and water splashed on my head and face. Didn't enjoy it.

Massage was below average. She just put some oil on me and rubbed my boddy. Then indicated to her I needed full treatment. She readily agreed to it. She got on top for some CG, which wasn't bad. Then Flipped and miss. Banged that really hard and finished. Got dressed and left.

Overall not very enjoyable. Didn't see any other therapists so cannot comment on their looks.

Looks: 5
Attitude: 6
Service: 5
Damage: 1.60

[MoonView]

Zhuxi,

I hit that place about 2 weeks ago, new mamasan's first or second day(I think her name was Linda(someone correct me if I'm wrong) or something like that). She introduced herself to me so we ended up talking for about 2 or 3 minutes before my therapist came in. I told her I use to be a regular but since the "great depression" hit I had taken a break from the local action.

She told me things were better and that new talent would keep coming and hoped I'd become a regular customer once again. Now that's good news!

Anyway, I had a good experience albeit not a full hour session(~50 min) as I think the stable was on the low side, but I did get a shower. Prices as you said were .6 which was nice, as I think .8 is bullshit!

As for the girl, she was tall, slim and nicely talented(can't remember her name, damn) but she did speak good English and I would repeat if she's still there when I get back.

MnV

Had enough of MT for a while, not that it is bad, but well the providers have been the same mostly for a good while and they are a little older then what I like.

Figured it had been a while since I had been to the new 3 letter hideout. Though, I guess it isn't new anymore. (And no, not lucky enough for that to be HWC )

After walking in, have you been here before. HO ho! Of course! New mamasan she should have recognized me either way! So I go in, and amazingly, no shower was offered, which, it had been a while since I had been here, but still that was a bit surprising.

She takes me to the room collects the 6, and heads out. In comes Loki (I think it is Loki, she didn't speak the best English I had ever heard). She is actually pretty damn hot. She is probably some where in the 30's but you can only tell from her face. The rest of her is tight and soft, and the bolt ons are nice.

As the new custom, she wants the C spot up front, which is fine, it didn't take away from her performance. Handled things myself the rest of the time after the CBJ. A lot of fun it was, she was willing to please, however not so willing to work. Not a massage, actually, complete lack of it. But then again, I didn't really want one anyways.

Recommended, she is fairly hot, and doesn't have a bad attitude. It had been a while since I'd been there, and I enjoyed myself. Actually, the best comment for this one would be if you like the submissive types willing to give you plenty of time to handle business, you'll love it. Don't expect a long conversation, unless you speak Korean.

Loki ------------ 6/8/7/8 (Solid scores)!

(F/B/A/S, the scale has not been used a while, oh well, neither have I )

Zhuxi

[Zhuxi]

Had enough of MT for a while, not that it is bad, but well the providers have been the same mostly for a good while and they are a little older then what I like.

Figured it had been a while since I had been to the new 3 letter hideout. Though, I guess it isn't new anymore. (And no, not lucky enough for that to be HWC )

After walking in, have you been here before. HO ho! Of course! New mamasan she should have recognized me either way! So I go in, and amazingly, no shower was offered, which, it had been a while since I had been here, but still that was a bit surprising.

She takes me to the room collects the 6, and heads out. In comes Loki (I think it is Loki, she didn't speak the best English I had ever heard). She is actually pretty damn hot. She is probably some where in the 30's but you can only tell from her face. The rest of her is tight and soft, and the bolt ons are nice.

As the new custom, she wants the C spot up front, which is fine, it didn't take away from her performance. Handled things myself the rest of the time after the CBJ. A lot of fun it was, she was willing to please, however not so willing to work. Not a massage, actually, complete lack of it. But then again, I didn't really want one anyways.

Recommended, she is fairly hot, and doesn't have a bad attitude. It had been a while since I'd been there, and I enjoyed myself. Actually, the best comment for this one would be if you like the submissive types willing to give you plenty of time to handle business, you'll love it. Don't expect a long conversation, unless you speak Korean.

Loki ------------ 6/8/7/8 (Solid scores)!

(F/B/A/S, the scale has not been used a while, oh well, neither have I )

Zhuxi

[Ortho313]

Saw an ad in the Washington Post for Tea Tree Therapy in Falls Church so I decided to give them a try. They are actually closer to Tysons than Falls Church and are located in an office park by John Marshall High School.

Was greeted by an attractive lady who said her name was Sandy. Probably 35-40, slim with small build. She collected the $80 house fee and put me in a nice, clean, large room. Was dissapointed that they don't have a TS as I enjoy that part of the therapy.

Sandy gave a great soft to medium massage that was really relaxing. She was a little hesitant until she moved to the head of the table and I started massaging her thighs and backside. She became much more comfortable and moved back to the side and began massaging and playing with the boys.

To my surprise she asked if I would massage her and jumped up on the table beside me. She allowed free roaming, front and back.

Finish was standard Nova but she had a great technique that will make me a repeat customer. Will definately return.

Ortho

[Guitarman1]

250 = (80 + 20) to Ajima + (100 + 50) to Therapist

And yes, I know and I'm sorry I'm driving up the price. But after all, it was just a dream.

That is a lot. Usually .6 or .8 to the house and maybe 1.0 to the girl is all you need for FS at an AMP.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

250 = (80 + 20) to Ajima + (100 + 50) to Therapist

And yes, I know and I'm sorry I'm driving up the price. But after all, it was just a dream.

Why oh why?

I just got FS (not at this joint but prices should be the same everywhere) with 0.8 to the house for the hour and 0.8 tip to the "girl" (hey, under 30 yo is a girl!).

She did complain about the tip, 1.00 is prolly the standard.

So why pay 250???

[Pattayadiver]

Well I decided to go and check out best, I used the info avail here and the limited help from an other member. I saw Connie, a little too old for my tastes. I asked if there was anyone else avail and was told no, but when I was leaving I saw another lady run for cover, hehe. Oh well, Started with the TS it was ok, nothing special, asked if it was ok to wash everywhere and I said yes please, but it was still quite mechanical. The massage was ok at best, Not one of my better experiences. Oh well. She offered to shake my hand for me, but I declined and decided to save the money and check out on of the condos, but that is another report.
Stay safe out there guys.
CS

[Mason37]

Today I spend couple hours around Fairfax, and did second try. Another mamasan opened me door. She leaded me to a room and asked to undress. I paid standard VA AMP fee. She returned in a moment and bring me to shower. TS was good, with all right accents. After it she put me to a steam room for a couple minutes. After it she put me to table and told that everybody are busy, so she did massage, which really was so-so. Flip, massage, HR, cleaning and massage again, short conversation, dressing, 2 jacksons tip.

She is very sweet, and great for talking, but she is in her fifties, and she had solid layer of makeup on her face, and about baggy tummy. She allowed roaming everythere, and she has very smooth skin, legs and youthful titties, that was very unexpectable. She claimed to be japan.

It was my first time with mamasan, very strange expirience. [/QUOTE]Saw Sooki/ Suki/ Sookie at Lotus about 1 week ago, or I dreamt it blah blah. Above-avg time with her. Tried her arounf lunch time, she said "too busy, come back later". Tried again around 4 or 5 pm, got 1 hr appt for. 8 house fee. Nice TS with nice attention in all my nooks & crannies. Slightly above-avg massage, but could've been firmer. Nice, sensuous rub. On the flip, she got the oil but I mentioned I felt under-dressed. She got less over-dressed, revealing a very nice body. If she's the mammasan, don't let that suggest she's an old lady. Not young, but ok "AMP-MILF" looks, with great bod. With some coaxing & more coaxing, got to dine a little myself, but she wasn't hungry. Enjoying myself a lot & feeling comfortable w/her, I dreamt I asked for FS, but she said no. She did this tease where she moved her hips towards mine, but no deal was closed. Very nice HJ.

[Ampamp72]

Saw Amy at MT. Very playful and talkative. Nice shower with thorough cleaning. Said I had a nice ass and she was gonna play with it. She did, even with her tongue some, but still didn't attack it like I tried to attack hers. It was extra dark in the room and I think, not positive, but think that her stomach had extreme signs of stretchmarks or surgery. I could be wrong, but it appeared that way in the brief glimpse I had. Anyway, decent cbj, and then we switched spots for me to rub myself on her back like she did me. Then she flipped and the mish was very nice. Finished dog but should have stayed mish. Very nice girl, a little older than I prefer, prob late 30's, but you get what you can get.

[Bumble]

250 = (80 + 20) to Ajima + (100 + 50) to Therapist

And yes, I know and I'm sorry I'm driving up the price. But after all, it was just a dream.

[HotFootTeddy]

Had some time on my hands and found myself around Swan. Had never been before, but decided to give it a try. Rang the bell and got Young. Little heavy, not overly attractive, but not terrible. No shower. Wasn't offered, didn't ask since I had just taken one 20 minutes earlier. Excellent massage, was really good. Only downside was that she used oil without asking, and it was a little scented. That was not good, but once she started using it, I just went along with it.

Overall had a really good, long, massage with the standard procedure to get the desired typical ending. Frankly, I would have been fine without the ending. Well maybe not, but almost.

I would repeat if I was looking for a good rubdown, but next time I'm looking for a little more, I'd rather head into DC, especially considering the lack of a shower, the oil, and the higher house fee (. 8 vs. 6).

[NewInnVA]

So I FINALLY got out in time on friday to try and swing by best on my way home. Got there and there were lots of cars out front so i called and asked if they were busy. The mamasan actually told me they were very busy and come back in a half an hour. Bummer.

Guess Fridays are busy for them but i cant wait to try them this week.