Massage Parlor Reports

**DoYouKnow** · 11-14-23 19:15

Originally Posted by PrivatePyle [View Original Post]

I took note of the positive reviews of Linda at Evergreen. The previous descriptions are accurate, and she is bunches of fun. I think one person said that she was high on the GFE scale--I concur. I was a bit confused as to whether she understood that I was not there for FS because she immediately gave the signs that she was all in. She takes her DATY very seriously, kisses with a soft open mouth (none of the pointed tongue kissing that always takes me aback) and welcomes fingers. I paid house fee + $ for a satisfying hour (no FS). The only negative was the quality of the massage--barely 20 minutes with some perfunctory nudging and stroking. She is a warm person who seems to enjoy her job. (Oh, her English is very limited.)

Based on another recommendation I went to Care Therapy in Annandale. The woman I saw was very conversational without being intrusive, and we chatted on and off while she gave me an above-average massage. When I complimented her technique, she beamed and said that she had some training. After about 45 minutes she had me flip, and she quickly dropped her shorts and laid back for some DATY. She (apologies that I am not exactly sure of the name--switched out at the beginning with another person) likes to raise her head and make eye contact to show how much she is enjoying the attention. She finishes and then finishes me by hand as we ran over time. I tipped her $, and she was happy with that. I hate the haggling up front and appreciate her confidence that I would not stiff her at the end. She changed the linens while I got dressed and she told me that she enjoyed our time and hoped I would return.

Linda wow. Is all I can say. I have been seeing her since she is arrived. She is rare gem so fellow mongers, don't run her away. GFE all the way, I can say from my perspective for sure. They even open up early for me. Very high on the GFE scale. Great body and take directions very well. There is no quality in the massage at all but that DATY and FS is damn. She can take a big one for sure. Seeing that I'm well beyond your average. She is my weekly GO TOO.

**PrivatePyle** · 11-14-23 17:41

I took note of the positive reviews of Linda at Evergreen. The previous descriptions are accurate, and she is bunches of fun. I think one person said that she was high on the GFE scale--I concur. I was a bit confused as to whether she understood that I was not there for FS because she immediately gave the signs that she was all in. She takes her DATY very seriously, kisses with a soft open mouth (none of the pointed tongue kissing that always takes me aback) and welcomes fingers. I paid house fee + $ for a satisfying hour (no FS). The only negative was the quality of the massage--barely 20 minutes with some perfunctory nudging and stroking. She is a warm person who seems to enjoy her job. (Oh, her English is very limited.)

Based on another recommendation I went to Care Therapy in Annandale. The woman I saw was very conversational without being intrusive, and we chatted on and off while she gave me an above-average massage. When I complimented her technique, she beamed and said that she had some training. After about 45 minutes she had me flip, and she quickly dropped her shorts and laid back for some DATY. She (apologies that I am not exactly sure of the name--switched out at the beginning with another person) likes to raise her head and make eye contact to show how much she is enjoying the attention. She finishes and then finishes me by hand as we ran over time. I tipped her $, and she was happy with that. I hate the haggling up front and appreciate her confidence that I would not stiff her at the end. She changed the linens while I got dressed and she told me that she enjoyed our time and hoped I would return.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 11-14-23 16:11

Originally Posted by Rowser [View Original Post]

I fell for the same after reading some reviews about Viet girls and had to go see for myself. Called ahead to make appointment, specifically asked if Coco or Cherry were available. Guess I needed to be more specific. Paid for hr and in comes neither one. Got some girl who I believe was saying Kelly. Not my type, a little chunky, looked more Hispanic than Asian, 0 English. After a pretty lousy experience I was getting dressed to leave and watched her smooth out the same sheets that were still on the table. Think that was it for me. Don't think I can go back after that.

Contrary to the recent reviews, my experience at Best was incredible. User DC002 posted a brief description of Victoria and I made an appointment based on that.

She was one the hottest providers I have ever seen and the best FS experience I've had. Late 20's probably, perfect, perky, natural C cups and a great attitude. Everything covered which was fine with me.

I don't know if she's still around, but I'd highly recommend her.

**FourNick8** · 11-14-23 15:56

Was driving west on 50 today and as soon as I crossed the beltway hit a traffic jam. I took a shortcut up Javier to cut over to 29 and drove past Baby Hua's old place. I remembered all the bad stories and posted a few of my own but that has been over a year ago so decided to just stop in.

They have a ring doorbell camera on the door now that is a bit off-putting but when the door opened a cute Chinese MILF appeared and not Baby Hua of old. She ushered me in and said HHr was 50 and before I paid grabbed my crotch and asked if I want this massaged. She said 60 for HJ and 100 for BJ but I still wasn't sure with the places past reputation so I offered 50 for a HJ.

She accepted, I stripped and laid face up. She got out the oil and started but didn't even allow OTC roaming to the point where she just moved away with even a hand on her hip. The HJ was pretty good and she even started to suck on the base of the shaft while jerking but got impatient after 5 minutes. She kept moving to stay arms length away and eventually just got up on the table and kneeled between my legs. Finally she got comfortable with me getting under her shirt and rubbing her nipples but soon after she went on this rant about asking too much and not paying full price but she kept jerking. I felt a release starting so I raised up a but and squeezed both her tits while I licked her ear.

After the deed she continued to lecture me on treating her with respect and saying I should never negotiate her asking price. I told her that is ok because I will never return.

**C L Hunter** · 11-14-23 12:20

I'm traveling a few hours to Reagan airport tomorrow and was hoping to stop at a spa close to DCA. I have a few places on my radar for my return trip on Sunday which allows more flexibility.

There is such a large amount of information to sift thru that I just can't find reviews for anything near the airport.

I'd appreciate if someone could pm me or offer recommendations here of a place or two to look into.

**CanaPunter** · 11-14-23 10:29

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I'm confused. She has bad hygiene and a bad attitude? Or she has a problem if you do?

If she does how is she a ten on all counts?

I am more confused by "these girls really provide us service so we can do our job". What is that job than can only be done with the empty balls?

**Rowser** · 11-13-23 22:23

Originally Posted by Angular [View Original Post]

I haven't been in the game for a while. Well, that's not entirely true. I've been occasionally hitting up Joyce when she is around and a local Chinese crapshoot. But more like twice a year. I decided to check in on you animals here and the recent reports about the Viet providers at Best piqued my interest. Decided to go see if things had changed since I last went there a few years ago.

Well, I fucked up. I couldn't remember the names of the providers. Cherry, Coco. So instead I got April. She said she lives in Hawaii.

Guys, no. Just no. She just wasn't doing it for me. Her best asset was probably her tits but she had a big belly and well. I may be returning to hibernation.

60/ hhr house fee and 120 for FS.

I fell for the same after reading some reviews about Viet girls and had to go see for myself. Called ahead to make appointment, specifically asked if Coco or Cherry were available. Guess I needed to be more specific. Paid for hr and in comes neither one. Got some girl who I believe was saying Kelly. Not my type, a little chunky, looked more Hispanic than Asian, 0 English. After a pretty lousy experience I was getting dressed to leave and watched her smooth out the same sheets that were still on the table. Think that was it for me. Don't think I can go back after that.

**RedRocks1968** · 11-13-23 18:26

After seeing two glowing reviews on the other site, T-E- you know what, I thought I would see for myself. I don't get it. Many of you post about these girls being pretty, hot, cute when they are barely doable even if drunk, sadly I was not. She was listed as totally hot, GND, GFE. Hardly. She is not even in the Candy, Kathy, Ronda territory, though she is young, should have known by her fee. In my dream, she greeted me at the door, on a red nightie. Low lighting and she didn't seem that bad. Face down I go on the bed for some elbow and knee action on my back (guesswork, not professional) and after 25 minutes or so, time to turn over. No real sensuality involved, in fact she got up at least 5 times to change stations as her iPad was on some Thai form of Spotify and was mostly commercials and talking. Ok, no biggie. I'm there for the main event anyhow. She goes and get her things, sits down, and on goes the cover. At this point nothing much has occurred touching wise. Gets on top, and while touching it allowed it's limited and zero kissing. I'm a good looking guy in shape, and she was having nine of it. Flipped her over and did my bit and got dressed and left soon after. She was nice, polite, friendly but let's be real. She was a 5 in her face at best. Had a serious baby bump and c section scar, flat ass and decent tits. Below average Thai Indy. So asking all to stop with the exaggerated descriptions of appearance and services. This is not at all the firs time I've run into this but let's help each other and be real. This was a wasted trip for me. Ronda on an off day would be 3 X the fun of this.

**Angular** · 11-13-23 18:11

I haven't been in the game for a while. Well, that's not entirely true. I've been occasionally hitting up Joyce when she is around and a local Chinese crapshoot. But more like twice a year. I decided to check in on you animals here and the recent reports about the Viet providers at Best piqued my interest. Decided to go see if things had changed since I last went there a few years ago.

Well, I fucked up. I couldn't remember the names of the providers. Cherry, Coco. So instead I got April. She said she lives in Hawaii.

Guys, no. Just no. She just wasn't doing it for me. Her best asset was probably her tits but she had a big belly and well. I may be returning to hibernation.

60/ hhr house fee and 120 for FS.

**Samizza** · 11-13-23 17:21

I think you are just being a smart ass, you know what I meant there.

Anyways, she was robbed by a monger who came in and took away a lot of money from her. So she panicked and went back to Seatlle, I wish I could just choke that monger right now.

What a funny world we live in.

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

My favorite Thai provider is back from Seattle. Zina. She is a 10 on all counts from my perspective. But she has a problem with bad hygiene and bad attitude. Check her in bedpage, her add should be there from a few days ago.

Please be nice to her, these girls really provide us service so we can do our job.

**Stroon78** · 11-13-23 16:23

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I see her ads pop up every once in a while. Any intell? Is that her real pic?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...681397285.html

Her name is Keyora Casari. She's been reviewed here and she is also on FB.

**Kijimuna** · 11-13-23 16:05

I see her ads pop up every once in a while. Any intell? Is that her real pic?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...681397285.html

**SmittyJ** · 11-13-23 14:28

Decided to take a 3rd trip to healthy spa that recently opened. I drew Emma who was probably one of the youngest and best looking providers I have had in 15+ years here in NOVA. She was short maybe 5'1, 105 lbs, small natural tits with nice eraser nips, and a very nice ass. She wore a tiny white mini skirt and her little ass cheeks hung out the back just enough and a half belly sweatshirt up top. The massage was different, no oil, some rubbing and stretching but nothing close to a true MP massage. She took her time though and spent about 5 minutes cupping the boys and rubbing jr and all areas in the neighborhood. She took off her sweatshirt and ran her tits across my body for a while, she seemed to really be into it but truth be told it didn't do much for me. On the flip she asked what I wanted, hand, mouth or FS. I opted for mouth asked if I wanted CBJ or BBJ. I wanted BBJ which she wanted $1. 5 for but we landed at $1. 2 she cleaned jr with what appeared to be mouthwash and went to town on jr and the boys. Her tehnique was good and was able to accomodate my size. She turned her backside to me and granted me access to the back of little skirt. Pulled down the thong and started working on her bare tiny love lips. She had a little bit of lips and it smelled great though I did not daty. She worker junior for about 10 minutes with her mouth and when she new I was getting close started to jerk, she kept her face too close and got a nice strand of baby batter on her cheek and nose. Overall was fun, I may opt for FS with her soon and try skipping the massage.

30 min was. 5 (though I think I was there 40 or more).

Tip was 1. 2.

Massage. Mehh ok.

Playtime. Very enthusiastic.

Looks - 7.

Body - 8/9.

**WalkerC** · 11-13-23 12:56

Originally Posted by JoeyPopkins [View Original Post]

Got a chance to see her again. 2 weeks ago. She is still my atf. She was my first ever experience in my mongering journey. She showed me a few text that were coming in of people asking for FS or oral. She asked me if I thought it was crazy that people were asking her about that. Of course I said "yeah". Trying to not offend her by saying I would love FS or BJ from her. Got my usual sensual HJ from her with some kissing and Teddie play. Thanked her for her service and was on my way. As I was driving away I could help but to wonder if she was seeing if I would be open to FS or BJ. Now I'm just hoping I didn't lose an opportunity and I am just overthinking it. Anyone had luck with Kiko besides HJ?

Personally I would have replied, "not crazy at all that so many want such a beautiful women."

**JoeyPopkins** · 11-13-23 10:20

Got a chance to see her again. 2 weeks ago. She is still my atf. She was my first ever experience in my mongering journey. She showed me a few text that were coming in of people asking for FS or oral. She asked me if I thought it was crazy that people were asking her about that. Of course I said "yeah". Trying to not offend her by saying I would love FS or BJ from her. Got my usual sensual HJ from her with some kissing and Teddie play. Thanked her for her service and was on my way. As I was driving away I could help but to wonder if she was seeing if I would be open to FS or BJ. Now I'm just hoping I didn't lose an opportunity and I am just overthinking it. Anyone had luck with Kiko besides HJ?