Massage Parlor Reports

**MikeRi1234** · 01-26-20 19:45

Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]

Another enjoyable session today with Angie. 40+ thick Kgirl, C cups.

Walked in, no booking.

Nice hot TS, dry off in room.

Cursory backrub then she lays down naked on the table allowing full roaming, DATY and FIV x 2. (In cleanup, said she came 5 times with that fingering).

CBJ, cfs, k9 and mish.

80 hour plus 140.

She's not sure how to spell her name: Ang, Anj, Angie, Angie, whatever.

I'm a repeater here.

Hi Do you have website or any information for CC Mclean? I would like to try to see them.

Thanks.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 01-26-20 19:18

I figure I would add my. 02.

I made a road trip down and got in contact with Candy who has been popular as of late. Comms was easy. A couple text and I was in the parking lot. Took a few minutes to get the room number and off I go.

Knock on the door. It opens she's hiding behind. I walk in, the door closes and there she is in the pink tights as reported below. My initial reaction was underwhelming. The board gassed her looks up a bit imo. But the rack drew me in. I opted for the 45 min due to the the obvious lack of mutual attraction.

Pics are accurate but dated.

Pay for the half undress. She comes out the closet while I'm dropping trau. Lay face down. Huge table. She's excited I'd opt for the back cracking. The massage starts. It deep. Sometimes painful but that's how I like it. Back walk. Back cracking. I thought about I should've gotten the whole hour. Damn good massage.

Some tease starts. Then the flip.

She asks what I want and then begs for a big tip. I offer what I have. She agrees.

She goes to the closet to come out her "coat" returns and unleashes the puppies. Looks nice. I grab a feel, obvious aftermarket. I'm looking enthusiasm. Manual warm up then she leans over for some Russian. I don't last long. She immediately hops up so I finish myself off.

She alcohol mists herself vigorously and cleans me up. Offers a shower. Water. On the way out I run into another provider but she hides and peeks from behind the curtain divider.

I know it's a YMMV game so it is what it is. I will not repeat tho.

Next time I'll try one of the thai regulars like the board suggests. Maybe some manscaping, maybe a pedi. Make a whole spa day of it😂😂🤣🤣

**Anonymous Too** · 01-26-20 18:02

Very new to the hobby and have been lurking for a couple weeks. The information on these forums has been beyond helpful in helping me navigate and figure things out. Came across a couple of postings that have me intrigued, I'm wondering if anyone here has any insight or experience with either of them? I'm skeptical.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9588052.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9590016.html

**RustyMuffler** · 01-25-20 16:16

This week I was in Fairfax on other business when I decided to make my way to Main St. For a visit to Diamond Flash. Note: The spa has moved just down the hall to another, bigger office suite. However, it's still in same building on same floor. I called ahead from the parking lot and and was told that Kiko, the gal with the famous so-called "teddies", was available. So I made my way inside and up to the second floor where I found signs pointing the way further down the hallway to the new venue.

I rang the bell and a nice looking Chinese MILF opened the door and invited me inside. She then took me by the hand and led me into a room and asked how long I wanted to stay. I told her an hour. I said I had called ahead and asked for Kiko. Unless Kiko's breasts had deflated like a NE Patriots' football, this person was not her. "What is your name? I inquired. This time, the deflated look appeared on her face. She said her name is Sophia. Having never heard of her, I asked how long she had been at DF. She said she recently came to Virginia from Queens and had only been here a couple of weeks. At this point I made the fateful decision to just stick with the new lady to try her out instead of insisting she send in Kiko instead.

After she came back to find me on the table, she began a pretty decent massage. Not outstanding, but not poor quality either. I'd label it a journeyman effort. And she teased just a little with a slight reach under every so often. Then, with only about a quarter hour left in my hour she asked me to turn over. She began a light massage of my legs and quickly pointed to my flaccid member and asked if I wanted her to massage there. I said, "I sure do. And would you mind taking off your clothes for me? It will help me get excited. " She said she is not comfortable taking her clothes off. Now guess who was deflated.

So I let her oil me up and start stroking me. She had a decent technique. She took a few directions and things were starting to feel nice. I then told her it would really help if she at least brought out her breasts for my inspection. She asked if I would "take care of her. " Of course I would. So she agreed to this, but did not seem excited to do so.

She pulled her shirt up over her bra. I asked her to lean in so I could unhook the straps, and when she did she began a quicker pace, not quite "the jack hammer", but it was still designed to quickly break concrete. I asked her to slow down and maybe eased off for four or five strokes, just long enough for me to finally get the bra fully unhooked and then she resumed speed again. I finally was able to work my hand around to cup her breast and feel her nipple between my fingers right about the time of blastoff. To her credit, she continued stroking until I had to ask her to stop. Then she quickly arranged her bra back over her breast and clicked a clasp together before pulling her shirt down.

There was a sink in the room and she went over to wash her hands. Then she came back and massaged my head to fill out the hour.

I quickly dressed, gave her a tip and bolted for the door. She smiled and asked me to come back to see her again. I said, "Oh yeah, for sure. " I don't know if the sarcasm was obvious. Probably was. Then I went out into the lobby and to the exit.

Not much to recommend here, gents. But I did what I could to TOFTT. While Sophia is cute enough, she's not a hottie. Massage is decent, but the sensual portion was lackluster, if not outright disappointing from being so rushed.

Best of luck out there.

**Harley Dude 29** · 01-25-20 11:03

Originally Posted by HughJapenis [View Original Post]

https://samathabodyrubs.weebly.com/

I finally got an email back from this one but I haven't seen anything posted about her.

I tried to catch her once, and got the "go to the Safeway and then text" instruction. Texted and then she said she needed gift cards instead of cash as she had gotten robbed before. I walked away. But, I did wonder how she got my email, as I had never seen her, but her pics did look very similar to Jade's, who I had seen years ago. So fast forward to December, and I get an email from Jade, ultimaterelaxation.net and she had a special. She had been a good performer in the past, so figured I would go see her. Set a time and she confirmed. Then the next morning she didn't seem to recall the appointment and increased the price, but it wasn't a lot. She said she would extend the time. She gave an address in Herndon, which ended up being another Safeway. Antennae went up, but past was legitimate. Got there and emailed to get address. She said that since I hadn't seen her before, that she wanted gift cards, as she had been robbed before -sounds familiar. I wrote her off at that point, but wanted to see where she would take this, so I told her I had seen her before, so cash should be good. Then she played her total fake card, and said she lost her email list so she didn't know anyone she had seen. So my next question to her was if she had lost her list, then how did she email me? That never seemed to connect as she kept telling me to just get gift cards and give her the numbers.

So a couple of things. I believe Jade and Samantha are one in the same, so she gets two times to rip off people. Also, both names seem to randomly send you an email. They both set an appointment then send you to a store that has gift cards and asks for them due to being robbed and wanting to be safe. And they both just slither back into their hidey hole.

Bottom line is, this scam must work as it would not continue if it didn't. Everyone needs to think with the right brain and just know you can burn your money to light your grill and get as much value as you do when giving out gift card numbers or pre-paying. But then again, it must be working enough for them to keep doing it.

Save your money and time and ignore Jade and Samantha (one in the same).

**Ulrik** · 01-25-20 10:04

Hello fellow Mongers.

Recently visited Hannah (off Evergreen).

As always, I can't guess age but she is slim with firm smaller top. Shaved below. We traded massage and, although I tried, I don't think she climaxed, she seem to enjoy the daty though.

No FS but a nice trade of massage. 8 for the house (hour). I tipped 8 for the massage swap.

I saw this ad today. Anyone know anything about her? Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9582989.html

**Anona123** · 01-24-20 21:06

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

I've read that the place is managed by a dude, and once when I called before opening time a guy answered. I'm always a little put off when one of these places is run by a guy, but it's not necessarily strange in this case that a guy would be standing outside. Anyway, I would love to hear the real story.

BTW, aren't there two or three other AMPs in this same complex? No one ever talks about them. What's up with that?

Actually, the last 2 times I've called a guy answered. Threw me off the first time. Kinda sad if it is closed cause I was just getting the itch to go back.

**TheOuroboros** · 01-24-20 20:55

Originally Posted by Grouper1980 [View Original Post]

I've been trying to become a regular at FE (Chantilly) for about 6 months. Between then and now I've been about 5 times. I usually see Jackie. Got Koko once. The only time I got FS was early December. Showed up, did a FH, put $$ down upfront with my own cover not incl. House fee.

Look, I know it's exorbitant but a) the massages are usually worth it and b) I'm factoring in time and tolls.

December: great massage and plenty of time left over for playtime: daty, CBJ and mish.

Jan: She acts like she doesn't recognize me, then later tells me I'm losing weight (which I was). So I'm new but you recognize I'm losing weight? Did the TS, lots of soapy backdoor play and tickling of the boys. Then a really long massage. Good like usual but repetitive. Flip, and quick typical NOVA. Tip and cover disappeared, get dressed. C-ya.

Maybe I sent the wrong signal, I don't know. But I spent too much time and money with them for the silly games. Looked at my old posts and I'm realizing I'm in an abusive relationship LOL. I thought I was "in"; now, these AMPs are too inconsistent.

Anyway, save the money and find someplace else is my advice.

For the reason you stated.

I really can't answer why this is. But if I had to venture a guess, it's simply because for the AMPs it's all about the influx. There's no need to nurture a relationship with a loyal client and make them a staple. The spas typically handle the ads by themselves and more often than not, a bigger player (or players) can enter the market and knock you off your pedestal, especially when you have newbies dropping $$ for a simple HJ. From their perspective they are trying to maximize profit while doing as little work as possible. There's no honor among thieves as they say, and here there's no incentive to reward loyalty.

On the other hand, an independent cannot rely on said advertisement. They live and die by the sword. They have to retain a loyal market to sustain their business and thus you're allowed to develop a rapport and all the perks that may go with it. I've been bouncing off a small rotation of independents (most have been reviewed on here several times) and reaping in the harvest that brings. I get to partake in the full dinner menu that I have to gamble on at AMPs while not having to pay the house fees means I can pocket the extra cash I save to repeat again.

**Krakatoa** · 01-24-20 20:26

Originally Posted by Anona123 [View Original Post]

I've spotted some weird activity there recently. I once drove by and there was some guy standing outside of the door appearing like he was on the lookout. Creepy.

I've read that the place is managed by a dude, and once when I called before opening time a guy answered. I'm always a little put off when one of these places is run by a guy, but it's not necessarily strange in this case that a guy would be standing outside. Anyway, I would love to hear the real story.

BTW, aren't there two or three other AMPs in this same complex? No one ever talks about them. What's up with that?

**Oldmongernew** · 01-24-20 18:39

I had a dream of Nicha. She works out of an apartment in Arlington. She is nice, and setting up a time was easy through text. She provides a light to medium massage, not CMT level. She isn't the girl in her ads, but still looks decent enough. In total I paid 160 for an hour massage and Russian / hand release. I won't repeat on the fact that there are better options out there for the same price point.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6433735.html

**Oldmongernew** · 01-24-20 18:31

I visited Candy recently. She provides a deep tissue massage similar to Lucy's, who has given me the best massage I've received, or KK, who is in my top 3. The encounter was in a safe, clean location in McLean One of the typical places for the providers that run this crew. She answered the door in the skin tight, body colored leotard. I doubt the pictures in her early add are her. If they are they have either been touched up or are her from 15 years ago (more on this later). She is still attractive for her age, probably late 30's to mid 40's, with a nice thick body, and the pictures are good representation of her. She does up sell, and we agreed on $40 for a release and for her to let the twins out. I had to remind her about the twins once she started the release, and they weren't impressive at all. Her breasts are enhanced, not a good enhancement. The thing that made me want to see her the most was they way her nipples looked in pictures from her add. Well those nipples weren't to be found. It's like they were stretched away or flatten out because of her enhancement. Also, her hand release technique was just to jack hammer, and she ignored my multiple requests to slow down. She is a nice lady, but because of the up sell, bad enhancement, and jackhammer technique, I won't repeat unless all I'm in the market for is a quality massage. I'll stick with trusted locals who provide the same level of service, without the up sell.

**Anona123** · 01-24-20 17:40

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

People should not be going to Comfort expecting FS. Maybe there has been a string of horny hangdogs knocking at the door since a recent review to the contrary. I met Sooji for the first time today, and she was uncomfortable with me from the moment I walked in. In spite of my charm offensive, I could not interest her in anything beyond basic NOVA. She was just uptight the whole time (and never quit smacking her gum! I finally just started putting my clothes back on, at which time she indicated maybe she might reconsider if I had a condom. I didn't, and I knew it wouldn't be any good anyway, so I just burned my $60 and headed up the street.

Here's where the news gets worse: I pulled into the parking lot at 2110 only to find that the door at street level was deadbolted and the nameplate was gone. Someone please tell me Crystal spa is not closed.

Anyway, I took my losses to Tokyo. The old ladies there are always happy to see me, even though there have been a lot of new faces there lately.

I've spotted some weird activity there recently. I once drove by and there was some guy standing outside of the door appearing like he was on the lookout. Creepy.

**Serpico99** · 01-24-20 17:01

I checked out this Chinese AMP at the "311" in Vienna, located around the back of the complex. I texted the number to let them know that I saw the ad online and I was not some random civilian coming off the street wanting a massage. The person texted back and told me to come in. It's 50 for 30 and 60 for an hour. I went with the 30 min option to see if it this place is worth it.

Mina was provider, dressed in a short tight skirt but wearing a white lab coat in order to not give scrutiny from regular civilians who may just happen to pop in and inquiring about a massage. Massage was ok, just oil and rubbing. When I lifted my hips when she started massaging my ass, she did the light touch. I flipped and we negotiated. I offered 100 for services typical in Greenbelt up north but she looked at my like I was crazy and countered with 120. Little head won out and I paid. Menu option involved BBBJ but limited to just the balls and shaft. She provider the cover. We got interrupted twice from the doorbell because she was the only one working, which made me lose full mast. I was able to pop but not like what I can usually do without interruptions.

For the money, I would not recommend. Mina was really cute and had a great petite body; however, I would had rather patronize a couple of other places for cheaper that do a really good massage and noVa standard with edging and teasing than this lackluster session I had at 311. Mina gave me her personal number to text whenever I want to see her again and she said she would wait for me if I text ahead of time. But I don't think I'll be hitting up this spot anytime soon.

Link to the website: https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/8387.html.

**Grouper1980** · 01-24-20 15:22

I've been trying to become a regular at FE (Chantilly) for about 6 months. Between then and now I've been about 5 times. I usually see Jackie. Got Koko once. The only time I got FS was early December. Showed up, did a FH, put $$ down upfront with my own cover not incl. House fee.

Look, I know it's exorbitant but a) the massages are usually worth it and b) I'm factoring in time and tolls.

December: great massage and plenty of time left over for playtime: daty, CBJ and mish.

Jan: She acts like she doesn't recognize me, then later tells me I'm losing weight (which I was). So I'm new but you recognize I'm losing weight? Did the TS, lots of soapy backdoor play and tickling of the boys. Then a really long massage. Good like usual but repetitive. Flip, and quick typical NOVA. Tip and cover disappeared, get dressed. C-ya.

Maybe I sent the wrong signal, I don't know. But I spent too much time and money with them for the silly games. Looked at my old posts and I'm realizing I'm in an abusive relationship LOL. I thought I was "in"; now, these AMPs are too inconsistent.

Anyway, save the money and find someplace else is my advice.

**Krakatoa** · 01-24-20 14:28

People should not be going to Comfort expecting FS. Maybe there has been a string of horny hangdogs knocking at the door since a recent review to the contrary. I met Sooji for the first time today, and she was uncomfortable with me from the moment I walked in. In spite of my charm offensive, I could not interest her in anything beyond basic NOVA. She was just uptight the whole time (and never quit smacking her gum! I finally just started putting my clothes back on, at which time she indicated maybe she might reconsider if I had a condom. I didn't, and I knew it wouldn't be any good anyway, so I just burned my $60 and headed up the street.

Here's where the news gets worse: I pulled into the parking lot at 2110 only to find that the door at street level was deadbolted and the nameplate was gone. Someone please tell me Crystal spa is not closed.

Anyway, I took my losses to Tokyo. The old ladies there are always happy to see me, even though there have been a lot of new faces there lately.