Massage Parlor Reports

[Harley Dude 29]

https://samathabodyrubs.weebly.com/

I finally got an email back from this one but I haven't seen anything posted about her.

I tried to catch her once, and got the "go to the Safeway and then text" instruction. Texted and then she said she needed gift cards instead of cash as she had gotten robbed before. I walked away. But, I did wonder how she got my email, as I had never seen her, but her pics did look very similar to Jade's, who I had seen years ago. So fast forward to December, and I get an email from Jade, ultimaterelaxation.net and she had a special. She had been a good performer in the past, so figured I would go see her. Set a time and she confirmed. Then the next morning she didn't seem to recall the appointment and increased the price, but it wasn't a lot. She said she would extend the time. She gave an address in Herndon, which ended up being another Safeway. Antennae went up, but past was legitimate. Got there and emailed to get address. She said that since I hadn't seen her before, that she wanted gift cards, as she had been robbed before -sounds familiar. I wrote her off at that point, but wanted to see where she would take this, so I told her I had seen her before, so cash should be good. Then she played her total fake card, and said she lost her email list so she didn't know anyone she had seen. So my next question to her was if she had lost her list, then how did she email me? That never seemed to connect as she kept telling me to just get gift cards and give her the numbers.

So a couple of things. I believe Jade and Samantha are one in the same, so she gets two times to rip off people. Also, both names seem to randomly send you an email. They both set an appointment then send you to a store that has gift cards and asks for them due to being robbed and wanting to be safe. And they both just slither back into their hidey hole.

Bottom line is, this scam must work as it would not continue if it didn't. Everyone needs to think with the right brain and just know you can burn your money to light your grill and get as much value as you do when giving out gift card numbers or pre-paying. But then again, it must be working enough for them to keep doing it.

Save your money and time and ignore Jade and Samantha (one in the same).

[Ulrik]

Hello fellow Mongers.

Recently visited Hannah (off Evergreen).

As always, I can't guess age but she is slim with firm smaller top. Shaved below. We traded massage and, although I tried, I don't think she climaxed, she seem to enjoy the daty though.

No FS but a nice trade of massage. 8 for the house (hour). I tipped 8 for the massage swap.

I saw this ad today. Anyone know anything about her? Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9582989.html

[Anona123]

I've read that the place is managed by a dude, and once when I called before opening time a guy answered. I'm always a little put off when one of these places is run by a guy, but it's not necessarily strange in this case that a guy would be standing outside. Anyway, I would love to hear the real story.

BTW, aren't there two or three other AMPs in this same complex? No one ever talks about them. What's up with that?

Actually, the last 2 times I've called a guy answered. Threw me off the first time. Kinda sad if it is closed cause I was just getting the itch to go back.

[TheOuroboros]

I've been trying to become a regular at FE (Chantilly) for about 6 months. Between then and now I've been about 5 times. I usually see Jackie. Got Koko once. The only time I got FS was early December. Showed up, did a FH, put $$ down upfront with my own cover not incl. House fee.

Look, I know it's exorbitant but a) the massages are usually worth it and b) I'm factoring in time and tolls.

December: great massage and plenty of time left over for playtime: daty, CBJ and mish.

Jan: She acts like she doesn't recognize me, then later tells me I'm losing weight (which I was). So I'm new but you recognize I'm losing weight? Did the TS, lots of soapy backdoor play and tickling of the boys. Then a really long massage. Good like usual but repetitive. Flip, and quick typical NOVA. Tip and cover disappeared, get dressed. C-ya.

Maybe I sent the wrong signal, I don't know. But I spent too much time and money with them for the silly games. Looked at my old posts and I'm realizing I'm in an abusive relationship LOL. I thought I was "in"; now, these AMPs are too inconsistent.

Anyway, save the money and find someplace else is my advice.

For the reason you stated.

I really can't answer why this is. But if I had to venture a guess, it's simply because for the AMPs it's all about the influx. There's no need to nurture a relationship with a loyal client and make them a staple. The spas typically handle the ads by themselves and more often than not, a bigger player (or players) can enter the market and knock you off your pedestal, especially when you have newbies dropping $$ for a simple HJ. From their perspective they are trying to maximize profit while doing as little work as possible. There's no honor among thieves as they say, and here there's no incentive to reward loyalty.

On the other hand, an independent cannot rely on said advertisement. They live and die by the sword. They have to retain a loyal market to sustain their business and thus you're allowed to develop a rapport and all the perks that may go with it. I've been bouncing off a small rotation of independents (most have been reviewed on here several times) and reaping in the harvest that brings. I get to partake in the full dinner menu that I have to gamble on at AMPs while not having to pay the house fees means I can pocket the extra cash I save to repeat again.

[Krakatoa]

I've spotted some weird activity there recently. I once drove by and there was some guy standing outside of the door appearing like he was on the lookout. Creepy.

I've read that the place is managed by a dude, and once when I called before opening time a guy answered. I'm always a little put off when one of these places is run by a guy, but it's not necessarily strange in this case that a guy would be standing outside. Anyway, I would love to hear the real story.

BTW, aren't there two or three other AMPs in this same complex? No one ever talks about them. What's up with that?

[Oldmongernew]

I had a dream of Nicha. She works out of an apartment in Arlington. She is nice, and setting up a time was easy through text. She provides a light to medium massage, not CMT level. She isn't the girl in her ads, but still looks decent enough. In total I paid 160 for an hour massage and Russian / hand release. I won't repeat on the fact that there are better options out there for the same price point.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6433735.html

[Oldmongernew]

I visited Candy recently. She provides a deep tissue massage similar to Lucy's, who has given me the best massage I've received, or KK, who is in my top 3. The encounter was in a safe, clean location in McLean One of the typical places for the providers that run this crew. She answered the door in the skin tight, body colored leotard. I doubt the pictures in her early add are her. If they are they have either been touched up or are her from 15 years ago (more on this later). She is still attractive for her age, probably late 30's to mid 40's, with a nice thick body, and the pictures are good representation of her. She does up sell, and we agreed on $40 for a release and for her to let the twins out. I had to remind her about the twins once she started the release, and they weren't impressive at all. Her breasts are enhanced, not a good enhancement. The thing that made me want to see her the most was they way her nipples looked in pictures from her add. Well those nipples weren't to be found. It's like they were stretched away or flatten out because of her enhancement. Also, her hand release technique was just to jack hammer, and she ignored my multiple requests to slow down. She is a nice lady, but because of the up sell, bad enhancement, and jackhammer technique, I won't repeat unless all I'm in the market for is a quality massage. I'll stick with trusted locals who provide the same level of service, without the up sell.

[Anona123]

People should not be going to Comfort expecting FS. Maybe there has been a string of horny hangdogs knocking at the door since a recent review to the contrary. I met Sooji for the first time today, and she was uncomfortable with me from the moment I walked in. In spite of my charm offensive, I could not interest her in anything beyond basic NOVA. She was just uptight the whole time (and never quit smacking her gum! I finally just started putting my clothes back on, at which time she indicated maybe she might reconsider if I had a condom. I didn't, and I knew it wouldn't be any good anyway, so I just burned my $60 and headed up the street.

Here's where the news gets worse: I pulled into the parking lot at 2110 only to find that the door at street level was deadbolted and the nameplate was gone. Someone please tell me Crystal spa is not closed.

Anyway, I took my losses to Tokyo. The old ladies there are always happy to see me, even though there have been a lot of new faces there lately.

I've spotted some weird activity there recently. I once drove by and there was some guy standing outside of the door appearing like he was on the lookout. Creepy.

[Serpico99]

I checked out this Chinese AMP at the "311" in Vienna, located around the back of the complex. I texted the number to let them know that I saw the ad online and I was not some random civilian coming off the street wanting a massage. The person texted back and told me to come in. It's 50 for 30 and 60 for an hour. I went with the 30 min option to see if it this place is worth it.

Mina was provider, dressed in a short tight skirt but wearing a white lab coat in order to not give scrutiny from regular civilians who may just happen to pop in and inquiring about a massage. Massage was ok, just oil and rubbing. When I lifted my hips when she started massaging my ass, she did the light touch. I flipped and we negotiated. I offered 100 for services typical in Greenbelt up north but she looked at my like I was crazy and countered with 120. Little head won out and I paid. Menu option involved BBBJ but limited to just the balls and shaft. She provider the cover. We got interrupted twice from the doorbell because she was the only one working, which made me lose full mast. I was able to pop but not like what I can usually do without interruptions.

For the money, I would not recommend. Mina was really cute and had a great petite body; however, I would had rather patronize a couple of other places for cheaper that do a really good massage and noVa standard with edging and teasing than this lackluster session I had at 311. Mina gave me her personal number to text whenever I want to see her again and she said she would wait for me if I text ahead of time. But I don't think I'll be hitting up this spot anytime soon.

Link to the website: https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/8387.html.

[Grouper1980]

I've been trying to become a regular at FE (Chantilly) for about 6 months. Between then and now I've been about 5 times. I usually see Jackie. Got Koko once. The only time I got FS was early December. Showed up, did a FH, put $$ down upfront with my own cover not incl. House fee.

Look, I know it's exorbitant but a) the massages are usually worth it and b) I'm factoring in time and tolls.

December: great massage and plenty of time left over for playtime: daty, CBJ and mish.

Jan: She acts like she doesn't recognize me, then later tells me I'm losing weight (which I was). So I'm new but you recognize I'm losing weight? Did the TS, lots of soapy backdoor play and tickling of the boys. Then a really long massage. Good like usual but repetitive. Flip, and quick typical NOVA. Tip and cover disappeared, get dressed. C-ya.

Maybe I sent the wrong signal, I don't know. But I spent too much time and money with them for the silly games. Looked at my old posts and I'm realizing I'm in an abusive relationship LOL. I thought I was "in"; now, these AMPs are too inconsistent.

Anyway, save the money and find someplace else is my advice.

[Krakatoa]

People should not be going to Comfort expecting FS. Maybe there has been a string of horny hangdogs knocking at the door since a recent review to the contrary. I met Sooji for the first time today, and she was uncomfortable with me from the moment I walked in. In spite of my charm offensive, I could not interest her in anything beyond basic NOVA. She was just uptight the whole time (and never quit smacking her gum! I finally just started putting my clothes back on, at which time she indicated maybe she might reconsider if I had a condom. I didn't, and I knew it wouldn't be any good anyway, so I just burned my $60 and headed up the street.

Here's where the news gets worse: I pulled into the parking lot at 2110 only to find that the door at street level was deadbolted and the nameplate was gone. Someone please tell me Crystal spa is not closed.

Anyway, I took my losses to Tokyo. The old ladies there are always happy to see me, even though there have been a lot of new faces there lately.

[Hugh Japenis]

https://samathabodyrubs.weebly.com/

I finally got an email back from this one but I haven't seen anything posted about her.

[DonQuiote]

I'm not too sour on the blurring of the faces, I'm sure these ladies would like to keep their identity as safe as possible. However, I was willing to pay the upcharge in order to see faces as well and this is just a huge negative for them. If they're going this route, I hope they bring their price down to be the same as the others, and maybe. Get a new handler. LOL. We all know their handler is rude and flaky as hell.

I have only been to Eden Models a few times, I have seen Kiera and Jenny.

They were both great, but it was like an expensive AMP. Granted, I understand I was paying more because I knew I was getting attractive, young provider.

However, service never went beyond nude NOVA finish.

Does anyone get more than Nova finish at these places?

I haven't been able to try ST or BG because they have asked me for PII, and I'm not will to provide any PII.

[BCommodore]

I used to vouch for Blue Gems because they were one of the few places that showed the girls entire picture including their face. Although they charge $20 more than Secret Temptations and Edens I understood that as a luxury of seeing exactly who the girl is. I'm disappointed to see Blue Gems has now started blurring out the faces of their girls. They even went back and blurred out pictures that were readily visible yesterday. With that said, they have new talent named Isabelle and I'll probably be skipping her as I like really fit girls. Just a shame to see they've jumped on the bandwagon.

I'm not too sour on the blurring of the faces, I'm sure these ladies would like to keep their identity as safe as possible. However, I was willing to pay the upcharge in order to see faces as well and this is just a huge negative for them. If they're going this route, I hope they bring their price down to be the same as the others, and maybe. Get a new handler. LOL. We all know their handler is rude and flaky as hell.

[PilotAviator]

They advertise as Eastern Spa, but the door still says "A Spa. ".

New staff is Wendy and sometimes Tina.

Both (either) provide a top-tier, deep as you can stand LMT massage and both are typically nice NOVA MT ladies (quite fit, relatively slim, and mature -- and neither are candidates for Frankie D's hall of fame).

While nice, neither lady has been very conversive to me.

While nice, neither lady is particularly interested in the end part of the massage (so, while it may be effective for some, it is not all-that entertaining).

And because they are nice, they never short-time a customer.

The hour rate is only 60 dollars -- the massage is worth every dollar of that.

Gratuity appreciated (standard tip accepted with grace and a smile).

A GREAT PLACE FOR A MASSAGE (other places nearby are more fun. Including the one across the street).

If anyone knows to where the 2019 staff relocated, please send me a PM.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.