Massage Parlor Reports

[BigMartin]

Only got L1 from this spot at Herndon parkway. Murphy. Alright looking and probably 35-40. Massage was average but not robotic. Didn't get short changed on time. Got the whole hour. Deceptively strong. I asked her to go hard under my shoulder blades and it was too much. So I did ask for her to scale it back a bit on the pressure. She did tease randomly in between sections and after being flipped over she draped a warm towel over me. Didn't budge on going over L1. Hoped for more than just a HJ at Breeze but at least the HJ did the trick.

[SlyFrog]

I saw Sooji there a week or so ago. Mid

Ever since Sarah left this place has gone down hill. Most recent experience was the last straw and shittiest of them all. Horrible service. Highly, highly not recommended. J & why Burke.

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[BenDhover]

Ever since Sarah left this place has gone down hill. Most recent experience was the last straw and shittiest of them all. Horrible service. Highly, highly not recommended. J & why Burke.

[PilotAviator]

Probably been about 8 years ago and I'm at Green Castle in Manassas. I had just flipped and the very friendly provider had her top off and about to give me my finish, when bam, bam, bam, "Police, open the door". She quickly replaced her clothing and I put my underwear back on and layed back on my stomach with the sheet covering me. Kind of scared shitless, would be the description of what I was feeling. Anyway, I hear voices, but can't make out what is being discussed.

The provider returned and said no problem, the Police had received an emergency call but went to the wrong building in the complex.

She returns, we have a laugh, our blood pressure settles down and she finishes me and her massage.

Only close call I've ever had.

A bit surprising you / she could recapture the energy. Good on you both.

Not as traumatic, but twice while I was getting a great massage experience there were knocks (not loud, but persistent), and then firefighters from the local station entered and did a fire-safety inspection (smoke detectors, etc.). It was part of a well-publicized campaign, and it happened to me two years out of three at a location that has subsequently closed (but not because of fire safety inspections). LOL.

PA.

[DC002]

Friend sent me message that Best in Chantilly was trying a new viet girl.

He said she was pretty, young and cute. Not spoiled.

Name was Cindy. He said treat her nice so she stays around.

I plan to try soon.

DC.

[NyHornet]

They are highly likely to knock. I never heard of police in any state breaking down the door of an AMP vice knocking.

Probably been about 8 years ago and I'm at Green Castle in Manassas. I had just flipped and the very friendly provider had her top off and about to give me my finish, when bam, bam, bam, "Police, open the door". She quickly replaced her clothing and I put my underwear back on and layed back on my stomach with the sheet covering me. Kind of scared shitless, would be the description of what I was feeling. Anyway, I hear voices, but can't make out what is being discussed.

The provider returned and said no problem, the Police had received an emergency call but went to the wrong building in the complex.

She returns, we have a laugh, our blood pressure settles down and she finishes me and her massage.

Only close call I've ever had.

[PilotAviator]

I paused to think about responding to the comments about my review regarding Top Therapy. Not wanting a back and forth but some facts. One, the senior member is right. I tipped too much. Two, the only thing artificial about me is both hips, left knee and my eye lenses. Three, I had not been with a women in more than 4 months. At some point the wrong head was thinking. The senior member who called me out is someone who over the years I have followed and appreciated his frequent observations. I will in the future avoid the GPS effect. But you really had to be there. The best hour I've had in awhile.

Apologies to OH1994 - for a well-written, obviously human (and polite) reply. Perhaps more polite than my commentary deserved.

Every gentleman has a right to spend their money the way the gentleman wants, and that includes tipping.

Anyone who has a truly great time should be generous -- I'm never a FS type client, but I have over-tipped on more than one occasion specifically because the lady made me "that happy".

OldHonda. Welcome back. Be aware the board has been "spammed" by AI-bot reviews from mongers with no board history (or very limited board history).

As a fellow "old guy," like me, you may remember Cronkite would close with, and you were there" (https://youtu.be/-wAO2gAz9qc?t=1480).

I believe You Were There. And so, thanks for the intel.

And, as I usually close.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[SemenSeeker]

Went by Forever and got Coco, she's 36 and vietnamese, nice slender frame with perky B's and sexy legs. I found her to be very easy on the eyes- an 8/10 for me looks wise. She's only been there for one week. Massage was lack luster and some pretty hard GPS on the flip. Anyways, I got her to settle on 1. 0 for daty and CBJ. Kitty was absolutely gorgeous, seriously one of the most pleasing ones I've seen and clean. Seems like FS is on the table but I'd expect the price to be high. I ended up popping in the bag and got cleaned up. I enjoyed my time with Coco, but may not be a repeat for me until her massage skills get a bit better and she loses the GPS. So far my ranking there goes:

1. Bibi- is she still there? Gorgeous korean MILF, great attitude, good massage and NO GPS.

2. Grace- Pretty korean, decent attitude, OK massage, NO GPS.

3. Coco- Gorgeous viet, good attitude, bad massage, annoying GPS.

Hope this helps.

[NyHornet]

I hit up one of the Arlington MPs that advertises heavily.

This was only my 3rd time there. The two previous times I received FS.

So yesterday, I go in and get screened by the mamasan.

I get introduced to my provider.

She is young for an AMP provider, looks to be late 30's, possibly early 40's.

She looks good wearing her short dress, and she has a beautiful face.

I tell her 30 min. She helps me get undressed.

Then takes me to the shower. When she bends over during the shower, her dress rides up and I can tell she is not wearing anything underneath.

During the shower, she asks me what I like, and I say everything.

She says, "oh! Boom-Boom? I like too".

She dries me off and then it's back to the room.

She does a pretty poor massage, as I got to massage her around her upper thigh and butt area.

Eventually I get asked to turn over. She grabs little head who has been rock hard most of the time I was there, although briefly may had started to go a little soft because the massage was just blah.

Soft touch was not too good.

So anyway, I am flipped and she is lightly touching little head.

Asks again what I want, and her face is beautiful.

I say again, everything. She says wait one minute.

She leaves to get jimmy hat. Comes back.

When she comes back, and starts lightly messing with little head, I have my hands all up inside her dress, and eventually take off the dress.

Now, when the dress comes off, it reveals some extreme stretch marks or stretched skin. On her lower stomach.

I think I've only seen this once before on another provider, I think Thai Amy in McLean has this.

Any way, I find it pretty unattractive, but this lady's face and rest of her body is beautiful and she has been so nice, even if massage wasn't so good.

She proceeds to lightly caress little head while sucking balls and then licking the stick.

Eventually, she puts the condom on and laughs saying "now I do deep throat".

Anyway, she gives a long CBJ, and her face is beautiful and she is so sweet, but honestly it's a pretty bad CBJ.

Too much teeth, which hurts at times. I kindly tell her to be careful, that it hurts. And so I think she tries. But again, it's not that good.

By then, although I am being kind to her, because she is beautiful and very sweet, but I am unattracted by the stretch marks, I tell her we will just finish with the BJ.

So thinking it might be better if we change position, I stand up and she gets on her knees and she is lickin and sucking balls which is great, but then her BJ is not so great. I don't know if she is just not that experienced?

So I am not upset, but I'm not going to finish this way, so I kindly let her know that we have to remove the condom as I'm not going to finish this way, she smiles and says sorry and then takes off the condom.

She then starts licking the shaft and licking and sucking balls again. She then puts some oil or lotion on the shaft and begins to stroke with her hand while her beautiful face is looking me right in the eyes. She then continues but moves her face between my legs and is licking and sucking balls while providing soft HJ and I eventually blow my load.

It took a while, but it was a good completion.

Mind you, I had paid $60 for 30 min, and it had now been 50 min that I was there.

Shoot! I'm going to be late!

So after she gets the hot towels and cleans everything up.

I thank her and ask her if she is okay?

She is good and asks me same.

She helps me get dressed.

In my mind, I am wondering how to tip. She never asks or upsold anything. She has this beautiful face and was so sweet, but the massage wasn't so great and the BJ wasn't so great, but I had initially asked for FS, and she was completely naked and had done all that I described above.

So, now that I am dressed, and she still hasn't asked for tip, I reach in my pocket to get my cash.

Normally at this point, I like to only pull out of the pocket what I plan to give, but she had never left the room.

I probably had a little over $200 in $20's that I pull out.

I quickly count out $120 and give her $120. Because I think on prior trips I had tipped around $160 for complete FS.

Well this is the first time this has ever happened.

She asks me if I paid the house? The house money?

I said yes, I paid mamasan when I came in.

She is surprised and smiles and asks you did?

I confirm again.

And then she gives me three $20's back, saying you gave me too much sweetie. I was like, I did?

Okay, thank you! I then give her a big hug and ask if she's ok, and then she says yes, and then thinks and then says "sh#t" and then reaches in her braarea of the dress and gives me another 20.

I said are you sure? She says yes, I hope I can see you soon.

I hug her and then leave.

But this is the first time that ever happened.

I went to tip her $120, and she gave me $80 back, which to me, $40 is like the tip for basic HE with no clothing removed.

She got fully undressed, gave a very long BJ, even if it wasn't that great, she did have a beautiful face and was thin, it was just the extreme stretch mark or folds of skin in her belly.

And then, I paid for hhr and she kept me there for almost an hr.

I was pretty amazed, as I said, that is a first for me, where a provider gave me more than half my tip money back.

Years ago I frequented Bamboo in Woodbridge. Whenever I tried to tip Lee more than $40, usually $60 because we had great rapport, she would say no and return the difference. Never more than a great sensual visit with HJ but she would never accept more than $40. Lee may still be active in Springfield.

[OldHonda1994]

I paused to think about responding to the comments about my review regarding Top Therapy. Not wanting a back and forth but some facts. One, the senior member is right. I tipped too much. Two, the only thing artificial about me is both hips, left knee and my eye lenses. Three, I had not been with a women in more than 4 months. At some point the wrong head was thinking. The senior member who called me out is someone who over the years I have followed and appreciated his frequent observations. I will in the future avoid the GPS effect. But you really had to be there. The best hour I've had in awhile.

[DonQuiote]

Anyone been there recently?

Unfortunately, I never got to see Abby. I was just curious as to who might be there now.

I will write up something if I decide to TOFTT.

Gave in to the curiosity. I was set to try out the very new CAMP on Langston across the street from the old Tokyo Therapy.

And then Anna Hessentia (whatever?) texted a bait and switch photo.

So I went there instead. The lady at Anna H had a cute face, probably in her 40's?

It was. 5 for hhr she massaged for about 5 min and then started with all the tease.

After she got the blood flowing she asks me to flip and asks if I want BBJ or CBJ? I said BBJ, and then she said more $$.

I tipped her. 8 and so we just went to the CBJ, she removed all her clothes, as she indicated we would do 'boom-boom'.

However, at the removal of her dress and thong, too much belly fat / flab for my liking, so I just asked for her to finish things with the CBJ.

As her face was nice to look at, but I didn't want to see her belly.

Anyway, she was a good sport and did a great job with the CBJ, and I loved how she spent so much time playing with the sack of marbles w: her tongue.

And that is how she got me to unload, by stroking the shaft and licking and sucking on the marbles.

So not a bad experience for $1.3 total damage.

It was relatively quick though. I was in and out in 25-30 minutes.

[CoolAv911]

I had a break from work and I had been off the circuit for awhile due to hip replacement. Decided to check out Top Therapy after 4 months. Call and asked for my special lady but she was off that day. Showed up at 1035 and not disappointed by new lady. Looked to be early 40's or late 30's. Regardless, she gave me a good feeling. Paid my $80 for the house and off to the table shower. She cleaned all of the key spots and paid a lot of attention to my butt cheeks. Maybe the cleanest my behind has been in years. All good and exciting. Back to the room, she got me on the table and covered with a warm sheet. She was out the room for a few minutes, but after coming back in started with a hard but pleasant massage. While working out the legs, another lady came in and they had a discussion in Korean. Good part was the new lady started massaging my other leg. A surprise 4 hand massage! It was a new experience for me. After about 10 minutes she departed. I did look up and remembered her as Coco who I had spent time with in December. I didn't get my current lady name or didn't understand it. No problem understanding the next few minutes. Hot towel, low lights and soft touches. She had me moving around on the table ready to go. Next few minutes went very fast. I turned over and she had dropped the already skimpy dress and started kissing my nipples and stomach. A short discussion on tipping started but it was dark and she look hot and I was rock hard. No FS available, but I was not really looking for that. My next memories are of a wet pussy in my mouth, soft tits in my hands and her working on my balls. I enjoyed for several minutes. She was wiggling like it was getting to her too. I had a great finish and layed there for a minute to get my thoughts back together. We chatted a little bit and got the impression she was only here for a short period.

LOL, $180 for a BBBJ gtfo out of here.

[SKristov890]

Is this in the same office park as eastern?

Saw Amy last night. She has a nice C top on her small frame. Clean shaven and she seemed to be a girl really enjoying DATY. While giving BBBJ she encouraged me to nut in her mouth but I held it go f*k. Tight MILF kitty and enjoyed my shaft for 10 minute in various positions. I thanked her and also she thanked me.

[PilotAviator]

I had a break from work and I had been off the circuit for awhile due to hip replacement. Decided to check out Top Therapy after 4 months. Call and asked for my special lady but she was off that day. Showed up at 1035 and not disappointed by new lady. Looked to be early 40's or late 30's. Regardless, she gave me a good feeling. Paid my $80 for the house and off to the table shower. She cleaned all of the key spots and paid a lot of attention to my butt cheeks. Maybe the cleanest my behind has been in years. All good and exciting. Back to the room, she got me on the table and covered with a warm sheet. She was out the room for a few minutes, but after coming back in started with a hard but pleasant massage. While working out the legs, another lady came in and they had a discussion in Korean. Good part was the new lady started massaging my other leg. A surprise 4 hand massage! It was a new experience for me. After about 10 minutes she departed. I did look up and remembered her as Coco who I had spent time with in December. I didn't get my current lady name or didn't understand it. No problem understanding the next few minutes. Hot towel, low lights and soft touches. She had me moving around on the table ready to go. Next few minutes went very fast. I turned over and she had dropped the already skimpy dress and started kissing my nipples and stomach. A short discussion on tipping started but it was dark and she look hot and I was rock hard. No FS available, but I was not really looking for that. My next memories are of a wet pussy in my mouth, soft tits in my hands and her working on my balls. I enjoyed for several minutes. She was wiggling like it was getting to her too. I had a great finish and layed there for a minute to get my thoughts back together. We chatted a little bit and got the impression she was only here for a short period. Mouthwash, small bottle of water and a peppermint and out the door a little short of an hour. But it was worth it to me $80 for house and $180 tip. I wish I had got a clear understanding of her name. Worth a follow up visit. Soon.

If we have to wade-thru AI-phantom "regular member" sourced reviews, could someone please teach the AI-bots that we (human) mongers generally have more intelligence than to pay a $180 tip at an AMP for the level of service OldHonda describes. Many discussions are easily reviewed related to "standard rates" and GPS.

Always be nice to the ladies (YES) - but do not be stupid.

PA.

[CoolWays]

Saw Amy last night. She has a nice C top on her small frame. Clean shaven and she seemed to be a girl really enjoying DATY. While giving BBBJ she encouraged me to nut in her mouth but I held it go f*k. Tight MILF kitty and enjoyed my shaft for 10 minute in various positions. I thanked her and also she thanked me.

What was you house and entertainment damage, PM if you desire, thanks.