Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

Can we get a name of this AMP. Would love to pay Lisa a visit tomorrow.

Go to rubmaps.com and search under the Fairfax listing. It should be the 4th or 5th one on the list. 8303 Arlington Blvd. I don't have a link to any of their online ads.

[Frank Digitola]

Frankie, as much as I'd love to say that the recommendations are what bring me back to the board, in reality it's your writing. This is pulitzer quality.

On a serious note. Was she a clock watcher or was it all seamless?

Lastly, any objections in linking real link or would you rather hobbyists go through the two step process?

Thanks for the props brah. She very well may have been watching the clock while I was face down, but I wouldn't know. When I was face up it just felt like I was hooking up with some strange. We were just getting our freak on mutually and it felt natural and smooth. I don't really understand the last question.

Frankie.

[DCmdvawiz]

A little bit out of range for some, but for others, she's right off 495- 20 minutes from Tysons.

Big ass, cute titties (mid Bs), solid massage (she would be an all star in the G league, but not quite NBA level). That said, she's better than all the girls at FHOH.

Says she's from Spain and is half Spanish half Belizean.

Worth a return visit.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html

[InSearch69]

I have gotten nothing but a good massage. I hear there is an Asian crapshoot working out of Ashburn that was advertising on cityx. I know you can go-to countryside by the pond. Try there if you don't want to have to drive to Herndon area.

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!

[WolfPack33]

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

The descriptions of Lisa seems like a Lisa I saw at CCW in Reston a few months ago. She was Korean. She was decent enough and wanted to see the other talent but soon after Covid happened. Anyone been to Shirlington T. Lately? I had a great dream there once. If I remember correctly, someone mentioned that it was under new management?

[Camel22]

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

Can we get a name of this AMP. Would love to pay Lisa a visit tomorrow.

[GordonFreeman]

Does anyone use www.skipthegames.com? It apparently is down. Seizure like CityXguide, or what? Smh.

Let's keep our fingers crossed that it is just a technical blip. Surprised that they along with cityxguide had not switched to overseas domains.

[StandErect]

Does anyone use www.skipthegames.com? It apparently is down. Seizure like CityXguide, or what? Smh.

[DCmdvawiz]

That's it, that's my reply.

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

[Serpico99]

Dreamed of my go to AMP at Arlington, located on the second floor of the medical office building. Parking is easy.

My ATF Mimi wasn't there. But I was introduced to Lisa. She looks late 40's but asian magic is deceiving and I know she's probably a decade older than that. She was wearing short shorts (shout out to my boy Serpico) and black tank top. An hour for. 6 is a steal so I paid the house fee and got onto the massage table. Nobody comes close to Mimi in terms of massage skill here but Lisa provides a strong muscle rub. She takes her time and attacks each limb, I always love when they incorporate light stretching into the massage. My hour comes and goes and we move to a light tease and then the flip.

Now I will dock this place a few points because they are much more accommodating in the winter when it isn't dragons den hot as balls outside. She motioned for the HJ (which I should have settled for) but little brain wanted more. I told her I wanted the expanded menu and she accepted, so I tore off her clothes and wrestled her to the massage table. I strapped on my hat (I always come prepared) and then we were off to the races. Don't get me wrong. It was fun and I nutted into the hat. But we were both wearing masks in a low ventilated area in 95 degree heat. It was like banging in a sauna. There's no table shower, so make sure you come in gym clothes, and not a suit like me. The mix of sweat and massage oil made for an awkward and uncomfortable drive home. Total for everything was $. 6 which is a bargain these days, Lisa gets my seal of approval just make sure you come ready to bear the summer heat.

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

[Watta]

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!

[WhiskyD]

Frankie, as much as I'd love to say that the recommendations are what bring me back to the board, in reality it's your writing. This is pulitzer quality.

On a serious note. Was she a clock watcher or was it all seamless?

Lastly, any objections in linking real link or would you rather hobbyists go through the two step process?

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

[Frank Digitola]

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

Emma's ad popped up again and I decided I'd go through with it this time. Same two text, two number dance that still leads to the mature white chick when researched. Screw it, let's do this. I make an appointment, show up at the location and behind the door is the woman Chris Brah described. She greets me warmly, introduces herself as Emma and leads me to the room. Full disclosure, Blonde Emma the Masseuse who the Google trail leads to isn't much of a looker. However the Emma who is before me about to conduct my massage session is. She's an attractive woman, but she is a bbw. If you Google " xlgirls sarah jane " that's a pretty good representation of how she's built. The big teddies look pretty much identical also.

Emma has a pregame interview with me about my problem areas and asks what my expectations are. I reply as if I'm standing in Massage Envy. She then tells me to trust her, promises a great massage and then also says that if I'm down, she'll try some more stuff, and then rattles off some shit that sounds like the drivel off of that Dakini Swindler of Marrakech hoes website (what a waste she is). I'm disheartened as I feel like Emma is about to waste my last 20 minutes standing chest to chest with me, breathing deeply as we think of our favorite Egyptian gods. I however smile from ear to ear and agree. Emma smiles back, asks me to undress, looks me up and down and bites her lip before she leaves.

She returned and began to give me a pretty good massage. Not soul numbing deep tissue, but it was good and strong. Any thoughts about this being strictly legit started to fade as she began aggressive angus play. It felt like every major muscle mini session had a brief intermission as she went down to play with my crack and the on-ramp to my Hershey Highway. My bad, that was gross. After about 35-40 minutes and her finishing my calves, I start to feel soft kisses and licks run up my legs, ass and onto my back. I reach down to grab a handful of ted and play with her nipple. She moans tenderly. This goes on for a few moments and then I am flipped.

Post flip Emma starts to peck me on my face, neck and chest. I ask her to take her top off. She however only flips it down to pop the teddies out. I'm no psychic, but even if I wasn't on The Holy Grail for a month, I know she's going to regret that decision. She asks me to swear secrecy of this encounter (whoops), and I play with her teds as she starts an oil free tease tugger. I'm already full mast, I guess she's going for fuller mast. After slowly being tugged for a bit and free roaming all over her soft teds, I am now harder than trying to understand third wave feminism. She goes to the bottom of the table, grabs me by the base, and then licked me from base to tip with her wide, wet tongue. She asks if I have any objections, I tell her I do not. She then proceeds to give me a really good BBBJ.

My stamina is still in tact despite my recent experiment. Although she's doing great the pop is not close. I ask her to come up and let me finish on the teddies. She oils up, obliged and as she's ted banging me, I reach under to play with her pussy and feel that she is soaking wet. I tenderly massage her engorged clit and she moans and breaths deeply. This distracts me and my stamina is exacerbated more. She pulls the teddies from around me and returns to the tugger. I continue to massage her clit and take my other hand and massage her nipples. The moans became more intense, I feel the pop coming and ask for the teds. I begin to Holy Grail the absolute shit out of this woman's teds and neck. When she realizes the mess that is transpiring she repositions my piece and sprays me down for the last third of the pop. If it wasn't for my admiration of the evidence that The Grail is working I would have deducted a few professional points from her for that move. As a pro she should have taken the entire pop, but I understand her trying to avoid her outfit getting Super Lewinsky'd. Paid 160 total.

All in all I had a great time. There are still questions though. Who is this blonde chick who is clearly Emma and clearly exists? She's not being catfished as all of the evidence points to her. Is she catfishing herself? Or has she found her Buttercup, rode off into the sunset and passed the mantle of Dread Masseuse Emma off to this pleasant Arabian woman who will wear the mantle until the next brave mantle bearer comes along? We may never know. All I know is that I was invited back and will return.

Frankie.

[WangJ]

Anyone visit My Spa in Annandale? I made a visit pre-covid and they didn't seem to have TS. Think it was the owner but she gave decent massage. Had me remove all garment but kept the area covered with a towel. Didn't provide any other menu.

Then, a few days later they message me saying that there's new girls now so I should return. Never went back but wondering if anyone else had other experiences there.

[Roarkis]

Dream with Annie:

She's an attractive girl. Somewhat matches her pictures. The hot oil isn't for me though.

The main issue I had with her was that she seemed like she was in a bad mood, which I'm guessing is her default with customers. For context, I'm a decent looking dude who's not rude or unhygienic. Some providers are just more content with what they're doing than others.

I hope it not to be a recurring dream, but she's fine overall. Just don't expect the charm you'd find in some of the others.

Details:

Apartment.

Private room.

Appearance of Mid-late 30's.