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Today 12:01 #27033
Posts: 158You try.
Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]
I am permanently scarred after realizing what has been done, but I KNOW if I saw her again I'd do the same thing, LOL.
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Today 01:28 #27032
Posts: 75Non Asian independents
Searching for non Asian independents who give a good massage.
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Yesterday 23:23 #27031
Posts: 404Like they say in Thailand
Originally Posted by DirteeBoy [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 15:42 #27030
Posts: 123Californication
It's all good. Like they say on Californication, "Holes is holes", hahyaha.
Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 15:12 #27029
Posts: 13Bibi
Originally Posted by SemenSeeker [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 14:12 #27028
Posts: 158Me too
Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 14:11 #27027
Posts: 27Susie at J&why
So with 998 going the way of the dodo bird, I went back to my old hunting grounds at J&why. This encounter was last week so take it for what it is. I called ahead and there was a different person on the other end. Not the Ajuma that usually takes my call. Anyway, asked if they were busy, she said no, and so I went. Greeted at the door by a middle aged woman named Susie. She was probably a 5 on a 10 scale in terms of looks, but her body is a 7.5. I had to go pee-pee before the shower so I went to the bathroom and when I came out, I noticed in the corner of my eye, the other available talent -- she looked much better than Susie and I felt like I drew the short straw this time. Oh well, maybe next time. Uneventful table shower, acceptable massage with back walking. There was very little to no tease and I was asked to flip. No BBBJ, only CBJ, followed by mish and doggie. The experience was probably a 6 overall. As I was leaving, kind Ajuma came out to see me out. She said she was busy when I called.
Esteemed seniors may PM to get the deets. I might consider coming back to see the other talent but I didn't get her name.Last edited by Patch24m; Yesterday at 14:37. Reason: fix typos
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Yesterday 07:28 #27026
Posts: 235Woodbridge
Went to One therapy which now has lettering on the door saying rainbow spa. Show to room usual how long get undressed. In walks this late 20's early 30's looking lady wearing a tight form fitting red dress. Now here is all the bad.
She pours oil all over and rubs in no massage at all for maybe 2-3 minutes then says flip over. Once I flip asks what I like and tell her L3 which then says a donation of $$, which I counter with $. 4. She leaves and comes back few minutes. More excessive amounts of oil with the are&T trying to get me to finish quick. I tap her and explain more service which she had facial attitude about. During the session made these weird whimpering sounds so I just hurried and left. Definitely don't want to see her again and when asked her name I couldn't even understand what she said.
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04-17-24 18:37 #27025
Posts: 73Yep
Correct, I feel ashamed to admit that I took the plunge and didn't know her pu $$why feels perfect though lmao.
Originally Posted by MikeWhiskey [View Original Post]
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04-17-24 18:18 #27024
Posts: 9Kiko
Kiko and the crew would get more business if she let the gents have a Russian finish with those big tits.
Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]
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04-17-24 13:45 #27023
Posts: 116Post op
Isn't this the post op gal that was here a couple of years ago?
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23200796.html
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04-17-24 10:05 #27022
Posts: 275The Fuzz
Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]
Merry Police.
On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.
For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan.
What's her name looked at me through her John Lennon but much thicker glasses and said something unintelligible. We stared at each other dumbfounded for a second before she hurried out of the room as unemotionally as everything else she had done for the previous 40 minutes. I overheard that the cops were there for an inspection. Already I was dressing and figured I at least had my underwear on if they came in the room. In seconds I was fully dressed and wondering what to do next as my life was surely coming to an end when they book me on, well I don't know what really. I was a fully dressed man next to a bed with ruffled sheets and no sperm anywhere, at least not mine. I just sat down and hoped that somehow the nightmare would end.
Maybe there is a god. The inspection was merely ensuring that some number of rooms claimed in the permit and number of workers on file were properly recorded. From what I could hear all was good and they said if another cop showed up show them this inspection certificate and they will go away for another year. Does Hollywood make movies about this kind of thing? I'm breathing now. Still dazed and confused I began to walk out and drop a couple of twenties to what's her name when she comes back through the curtain and motions for me to take my clothes off again and lie down. I'm totally disoriented now and looking for the time portal that must have been there and transported me to a parallel universe. It's not there but now I'm naked at taking off this girl's clothes. I move her around to where I want her and she dutifully bends over for me. I need release bad and almost did what I never do, BBFS that is. Nope, not for me. I slid Jr up and down that beautifully tight, young set of butt cheeks and moaned with each thrust. Or was I wimpering with delayed fear from ten minutes ago? For the first time Miss Nameless relaxed a bit, trying to be pleasing rather than just obedient even though the way she was obedient was a bit of a turn on too. She bent over with something approaching enthusiasm and held me tight as I was bent over her.
My imitation of Mt. St. Helens went off really well and satisfying. I was happy. She was happy. I tipped her and left. For the first time I saw her smile. Whew. What a night.
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04-17-24 09:59 #27021
Posts: 275Cuddle
Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]
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04-17-24 06:28 #27020
Posts: 72Diamond
Originally Posted by PuppyHood [View Original Post]
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04-16-24 23:50 #27019
Posts: 1222Gigi ad
Just for the heck of it, I checked Gigi's latest ad. The Bible quotations are gone; so are the photos. She's now outcall only and states that she doesn't provide happy endings. She also requires a 50% deposit. No thanks.
I sure hope she doesn't turn into another Daisy, the cuddler and masseuse now based in Fredericksburg who teases but doesn't put out. (For those not familiar with Daisy, she was previously a pain in the backside to many a monger in Baltimore and Northern Virginia.)
https://tryst.link/massage/mebegigi