Massage Parlor Reports

[Metloaf]

Gents, Mech here, long-ish time researcher. Thought it time to contribute to the conversation.

For today's festivities, due to some nagging sports injuries and life stressors, I was looking for someone who was more capable during the other 59 minutes and 26 seconds beyond what most of us are here to talk about. I mean any floosie and up, down, up, down, A, B, A, B, select, start. My dumb ass has been doing that for the better part of 40 years, I need someone with a bit more skill. Anywho, based on pretty gleaming reviews here, I gave KK a buzz. UN-fortunately, she quickly replied back that she was out of town briefly. She asked if I wanted to try one of her friends. Also based on what I have learned here, that sounded like a capital idea. She said Lucy would be contacting me. Hmm. Recent reviews say she is more drama than what I want for today. F it, we confirm the time and I show up.

People. You have all been seriously underrating Lucy's abilities when it comes to the actual massage. I haven't been able to lift my arm above shoulder level for about 2 months and my knees feel like someone twice my age. After an hour (-ish) with Lucy, I am feeling downright sprightly. I mean, sure I could seek out an LMT and describe exactly what is going on with me and hopefully they can fix it, but where is the fun in that? Lucy by dumb luck, or skill, just contorted me left, right and center, took out some anger issues on my hamstrings and IT bands, and put my neck through the tumble cycle all of which left me feeling REALLY damn good.

As for the other 34 seconds, she simply flat out asked me, "do you want (NOVA)?" "Why yes, my dear, that is precisely why I am here. " (I didn't tell her I felt like I got ran over by a truck when I walked in.) She says " 4". I nod and it is off to the races. Not really the races though, this was definitely not rushed, not the best NoVA I have ever had, but its up there. Then it was time to hit the showers and I was out of there. I still want to see how KK stands up to this. Definitely sounds like her tipping situation is a bit more professional than Lucy's and morbid curiosity demands I see how she does.

A couple points of interest. I almost got hit by another monger in the parking lot as I was walking in. I know everyone pretty much wants to high tail it out of there when you're done, but seriously, watch for pedestrians. Also, she was texting (sometimes by speech to text (via translator)) during the sesh. It wasn't enough to piss me off, but it was noticeable and a bit annoying. I know she needs to earn a living, but my living paid for this particular block of time.

Saw for 1st time. Massage yes but HJ basic and no dress appeal like Tara. Nothing came off. I passed on Lucy not day for KK. Maybe mistake. Kk offered a Gina few weeks ago but tip Kk sent was crazy $ for BJ. But Kk was the deal maker because she was sick. Guess her cut for not being able to work. Tara only HJ but can suck and touch her. Kk had street clothes on. Guess Lucy my next trip.

[TheOuroboros]

Would you suggest without a lot of hassle and gps?

Lucy has been talk of the town at Fairfax Therapeutic on Javier, a safe bet for decent massage and FS that won't break the bank. I did a post at 6283 Franconia not too long ago. Then there's 307 maple ave in vienna and 8303 Arlington blvd which offer cheap massage and an elaborate menu tho as always YMMV.

[Justin999]

She always change name and change number phone on ad!

Her use fake pics all the times. Because, Her charge too much money! WTF.

[Rhinopole]

She very fat an face ugly and look ugly tooth too.

If this is the same Jewel I saw about a year ago, I agree she's unattractive and she doesn't offer much value.

[HardanFast]

Did you actually pay with a credit card at one of these, or are you talking about a completely legitimate spa or similar business? Even if any of the places talked about here took a credit or debit card, I think it would not be something I would be willing to do.

Only time I've experienced that is if paying by card.

[CoolWays]

Would you suggest without a lot of hassle and gps?

Went by during the lunch period to Pine Tree. It's located in a medical office building and just a few doors down from another KAMP garden. Now I've been to garden before but figured I'd check mark another spa and took a 30 min reprieve with Cindy a mid 40/50's cutie wearing a black top and jean skirt with no bra so I got to see a nice pair of hanging Cs. A quick rub down followed by a flip and teasing of the boys. It's the same ok routine and then negotiations. I tried to convince her for more than a HE, and while more can definitely be deliberated we couldn't come to an agreement on price as she wanted $$ for the full menu. I settled for a topless HJ for. 6, figured maybe after a few visits I'll try my luck again. Overall it's about the same experience as any other AMP in NoVa.

Lately tho I've had much more luck at the CAMPs in the area in terms of better bang for your buck. While ironically the opposite is true in MD, where KAMPs offer better FS. But as always beltway traffic continues to be a bane. Till next time.

GnS.

[TheOuroboros]

Went by during the lunch period to Pine Tree. It's located in a medical office building and just a few doors down from another KAMP garden. Now I've been to garden before but figured I'd check mark another spa and took a 30 min reprieve with Cindy a mid 40/50's cutie wearing a black top and jean skirt with no bra so I got to see a nice pair of hanging Cs. A quick rub down followed by a flip and teasing of the boys. It's the same ok routine and then negotiations. I tried to convince her for more than a HE, and while more can definitely be deliberated we couldn't come to an agreement on price as she wanted $$ for the full menu. I settled for a topless HJ for. 6, figured maybe after a few visits I'll try my luck again. Overall it's about the same experience as any other AMP in NoVa.

Lately tho I've had much more luck at the CAMPs in the area in terms of better bang for your buck. While ironically the opposite is true in MD, where KAMPs offer better FS. But as always beltway traffic continues to be a bane. Till next time.

GnS.

[IrishBarrister]

I went to see Kelly, who is advertising on Bedpage - https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9593810.html - she is not the woman in the pictures (shock) - she is Phillipino and likely born or spent most of her life in California. She is very pretty, probably younger than 30, with a lovely body showed off by wearing a sheer negligee. The massage was terrible. Useless. No teasing. On the flip she asks you to turn over and then says nothing else and delivers a very mechanical finish without a sound. All the time looking away like she is dreaming of being somewhere else. Paid $. 2 (in advance), left no tip. A really poor option. You know how we hope a sessions put a zip in your step? This would produce the opposite. After I left I kept think $. 2 is a great pair of running shoes or 4 bottles of good wine. Or 6 spinning classes. One starts to come to the conclusion that the only session is a bad session or at least a disappointing one.

[LookieHookie18]

Also check bedpage massage and bodyrub sections. Mostly very reliable ads with many who have been in the area awhile.

https://washington-dc.skipthegames.c...e/?clients=men

https://www.adultlook.com/l/virginia

http://rubratings.com/cities/

I also use p411 and Ter is now online again.

As always be safe be happy be nice and be relaxed,.

Relaxed In Ak.

[DougMap]

Checked out on Old Bridge seems legit. Curtians for doors and then the open gap at top of massage room. Went there a couple of times nothing.

Checked out a place called Eutopia Spa same as CH but they do have a table shower so YMMV but so far nothing there.

Time Therapy and a girl named Amy is a straight up NOVA shop.

Spa Sasha shows promise but you have to invest lots of time to get to NOVA and more. Close to full service but not quite. Rooms have doors and they are private. They make sure customers do not see each other etc. No table shower Lucy and Sasha are older ladies but still worth blowing a load for.

New place called Oriental seems legit same ladies don't speak good English and are unattractive.

Panda like CH and Spa Sasha YMMV.

PM me if you want details on any of them.

[FacelessBoy]

Wondering if anyone else is getting asked to supply I. D. Prior to a massage visit

Only time I've experienced that is if paying by card.

[IcedOne2]

Never happened to me except years ago in CA. Do you look quite young?

No she hasn't seen me its more in the initial contact. She I guess looking to screen me? IDK maybe just skip anyone who ask for screening purp.

[BoatMan3]

This happened to me once with her before. It actually might have been a Monday evening, but I didn't have to wait in an office, but I waited down the road. I have never had a walk-in issue because I've always seen her in the evening.

This similar situation has happened twice to me and once as I was driving over for an appointment. She has a great massage and benefits but I am not going to stand in line or have to rearrange my plans or scheduled to meet her needs when we have a scheduled appointment. Too bad, she is good if you can get in on time, which seems largely out of our control. However, I can only assume she is so busy it does matter to her.

[Trab01]

Hola gents,

I had quite the adventure yesterday, but it all ended happily. Was doing some reading and based on some pm's decided to go to Tokyo woodbridge yesterday. Got there and anther monger walked I'm before me. Walked I'm shortly after and got told no one is available. To come back in 30 minutes. Ok drove around a bit and came back. His car was gone but another was there. Damn. Again come back 30 minutes or tomorrow. Damn LOL. Now I'm committed. Debated just throwing in the towel but now I'm committed. Came back 30 minutes later. Mama looked at me surprised. She said I can come in and wait 15 minutes so idid.

About 30 minutes later in walks sophie / sophia. Older, mid to late 40's. Thin / tight frame nice add ons. Paid for half hour. Very enthusiastic. Needless to say, waiting paid off big time. Best session over had in a wHilE. Surprised me with fluent Russian. Tipped. 6 highly recommend.

Trab.

[GilBang]

Just gave her (Lucy?) a whirl. Nothing too different from any other report. Kind of dumpy office building. Everything is purple, including her outfit, like her pics. She squeezed in another appointment (freaking walk in!) right before me so I had to wait in an office room a few minutes. Then told me only half hour because she had another appointment after. I was a little annoyed but relented since it would have been a pain to try arrange someone else. She did a very good if hurried deep massage. Another walk in during my massage but we got there. A bit mercenary with finishing options. She wanted 80 for the manual finish and I laughed. We agreed on topless for 60. She has great nips on small breasts, which is my favorite.

This happened to me once with her before. It actually might have been a Monday evening, but I didn't have to wait in an office, but I waited down the road. I have never had a walk-in issue because I've always seen her in the evening.