Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

This past week at my office was horrible. We had a deliverable due that had the whole team working 12-14 hour days and that included Friday. As such, I didn't get my Friday night massage which stunk because on top of the workweek of death, I still got up at 4:30 to go to the gym and felt like crap. I slept all day Saturday and then went to the movies late with my irl homies. Upon leaving the movie, the single brahs want to go drink and troll for sloots with flimsy dignity. I'm in no mood to feign interest in the conversation of tipsy hipster chicks, so I essentially tell my friends to blindfold themselves and try to cross Route 50. But now that they've brought up the sloot hunt, I do have an incredible urge to get my massage and pop.

We went to the movies at the Angelika, which is really close to 8303. So I figured this is as good a time as any to go see Sun Dee again. I go half butthead and go there without calling first. I get there and KiKi meets me as I walk in and takes me to the back. I tell her I came to see the new girl, to which she tells me the new girl is not there. Older Chinese Lady Whose Name I Still Don't Know comes out of another room, and a quick swivel head scan of the other open doors convince me Sun Dee is not there. KiKi puts her arms around me and says she remembers me from the other week, knows what I like and will take care of me. This is where I go full butthead and stay.

The massage was a touch above pretty good. Pre flip tease is also pretty good. She flipped me and pulls out one ted again. I look at her, smile, and say "I thought you remembered me?" She smiles and pulls out the other teddy. She starts the Hugh Jackman and just as with the last time I saw her solo, it was just meh. I roamed away on the teddies, nursed and was as stiff as a mannequin but didn't pop after 15 minutes. Now for clarity allow me to state that I didn't have any booze, don't have a pron addiction, hadn't popped since I was at 8303 almost a week ago, and have been on NoFap for a while now. My gains are too important. But this isn't bodybuilding.com so I digress and apologize. KiKi looks at me when the hour is up and says "No pop? You're too strong!" I agree that nothing is going to happen anytime soon, we call it and I get dressed. She came back in to give me water, and despite the fact that she's not Evil Knievel, I tip her 40 for the attempt. She noticed that Junior is still wide awake so she squats, pulled him out and went back at it for a few minutes overtime. Points for great customer service, but the chemistry ain't there I guess. It was not to be.

In the car I'm conflicted. It's late, I just left an AMP, played with big teddies, didn't pop and now there are two gear shifters in my car. I'm like "Screw it, I'm popping tonight!" and decided to go to Garden in Burke for a guaranteed pop. I text Joanna and she tells me "I'm with a client but I got a new girl named Lucy working with me now who'll do good for you. " To brah who was getting his massage, my bad. She definitely texted me three times during your session and came out to greet me when I arrived. I owe you a beer at the USASG NOVA Chapter Meet and Greet.

Lucy isn't as attractive as Joanna. She's okay looking but she has visual cues of a smoker or ex-smoker. No smoke smell, but you can tell. Bars! (Sorry. I couldn't resist.) The Glow Reaper has definitely collected it all from her. Lucy is a little thicker than Joanna and has bigger teddies. Not Frankie Digitola, Hall of Fame big, but bigger. I'd guess plump and round C. Her massage was wonderful. She was as good as Joanna, maybe even better. Pressure was strong, oily and firm. She also started tickling the boys and my angus a couple minutes in and continued throughout the entire massage. It was great.

She flipped me and started a front tickle tease. A few moments in and she saw me staring at her teddies and she whips them out without a word. I roam all over and nurse. Her nova was really good. Slow and tender is her style. She does this thing where she stares into your eyes, licks and bites her lip, rolls her eyes back in her head, closes them and sways her head like a violin player who's feeling the music. As I typed that it didn't sound that hot, but as it happened it made me harder than the Bar Exam. I went from roaming on her teddies to grabbing datass. She gives me the wait a minute signal, goes to grab the oil, doused junior, and then drops her pants and panties unprompted. I grab her ass and despite the fact that I didn't see much hip, there was a good bit of grip and I roamed away. She speeds up a bit and before long I dink sneeze Kiki's pop and her pop all over everything. Literally. The ropes fly so violent, and voluminous that Lucy jumped. She stayed for a few moments and milked everything out. I had a frequent flyer card so I paid 5 for the hour and gave Lucy 6. I'll no longer be calling ahead when I visit Garden as I really don't care who I see there now.

- Frankie.

[CoolWays]

I'm looking to dream at least an hour away and escape reality obviously would love young adventurous and pretty and not have to take out a loan any suggestions in the 66 corridor or close FS would be nice but not a deal breaker.

Thanks.

[Jason Stood]

Longtime lurker here but first time reviewing. Total 3 time visiting the well-known CC wellness in McLean. I always call to check who's working before walking in, and yesterday mamasan mentions there a new lady started. On my first visit, I met the famous "Susan", second visit a few weeks ago I met "Gina", and I finally saw a new lady yesterday and unfortunately I didn't ask her name but I know she only works part time on weekend. I didn't intend to see different ladies every visit but fortunately all three of them gave me the great massage. Nova finish is always great but I visit CC for the strong massage I couldn't get from any other places. While waiting before TS, I decided to put tip of. 6 on top of shelf for the smooth transition. And the tease and flip was erotic and smooth as I anticipated. For the big boobs lovers, Susan who works Tues, Wed and Thur has D size but bit saggy; Gina is not working anymore she had B perky and this new lady has C to D perky with big nips. I usually take long to finish but with this lady I popped in less than a minute. She pulled her bra off and put her nipple on my mouth and it really turned me on I think. She let me roam everywhere. After cleaning up she checked the time and did some extra front massage. It was a full hr satisfaction. . 8 house. 6 tip.

Check this place out guys.

J St.

[Member #6066]

Made it over to FHOH yesterday to see Leah and she was just as a remember not the most attractive therapist I've seen, but definitely a cute blonde, with a sexy accent, and voluptuous body. It had been a while since I visited so she didn't remember me but we were able to get reacquainted. I went with the HH for. 80 and as is my custom conveniently positioned junior between my legs for easy access as I laid down. LOL. The massage was solid hitting all the right spots and she noticed early my convenient placement, brushing up against junior throughout. After the flip without hesitation the ST began and junior was at full attention. Not to seem to rushed I eased in with some OTC roaming before going UTC and eventually her getting completely nude without issue. For those of you who are into the voluptuous type I would highly recommend. She maintained eye contact throughout and her slow grind technique kept me on the edge and she encouraged nursing all while I maintained a grip of her ass. As I felt the explosion coming I asked that she slow down and motioned to her to use her mouth. She asked if I would take care of her and with my assurance she proceeded with an ok BBBJ and finishing off with a HJ. I tipped. 60 and she seemed satisfy. Overall I enjoyed the visit and will be back to see her soon. While getting dressed she mentioned that she either was starting one or had started a food catering delivery service and suggested I try her out. I told her I would, especially if it lead to benefits outside of the spa. We laughed and I was on my way.

[Member #6066]

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[Johnnyjeffers]

Thanks for the info. I was hoping otherwise from the rates (60 hr). I can pay half that for a legit at the big chain.

BSOT.

Stoop.

As not a scam / rip off. I was happy upon exit.

[Happy Guy 2]

First time poster long time lurker. I had the itch this morning and went to Best Thereputic in Chantilly. Long story short, stay away! After the house fee I was taken to the TS, and Cherry walks in, early 30's if I had to guess, pretty face and nice body. We chit chat a little and a fairly standard TS. Back to the room and her massage is just squeezing random muscles, after 30 minutes she stops and asks what I want, we start talking and my hand starts wandering when she grabs it and says that we don't start until the deal is done. She wanted 100 for standard NOVA, 200 for BJCIM and 300 for FS on top of the $80 house fee. I told her that was too much and put my hands behind my head, she finished the "massage" on my legs and called the time with 10 minutes left. I got dressed and handed her 20, she started pouting and called me Scrooge! HA!
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When back to my old favorite, Best Therapeutic. Had my typical wonderful time and reasonable rates (not negotiated in advance since I am a regular). Mentioned the bad review because it was the opposite of my great experiences there. The Manager apologized that this happened and got rid of Cherry. She apparently was pretty but not of the same cultural & professional background and frame of mind as the Best Therapeutic philosophy, of giving good experiences at reasonable market rates and having people come back again and again as regulars, like me. She was very upset and sorry that that happened and fixed it quickly. Actually appreciated the feedback!

Play safe, have fun and as someone great once said, be nice to the ladies!

Happy Guy 2.

[StoopDown]

But can be tough to get in touch with.

Thanks for the info. I was hoping otherwise from the rates (60 hr). I can pay half that for a legit at the big chain.

BSOT.

Stoop.

[Yoyo Spa]

Saw CiCi at King this week. Tall 30-something provider with a pretty face and tight body. I'm fairly certain she has been reviewed here before. Discrete location. Clean spacious room. Thorough TS. Good hard massage with some back walking. Easy transition to funtime (no negotiations). Expanded menu as expected (I did not ask for and would not expect BJ or FS). Performance was above average. Not quite as good as Ivy but lots of fun. Good English. Didn't short on time or count the tip. This lady is a class act and puts most of NoVA to shame. No idea how those other spas stay in business with King in town.

There was a less attractive lady at the door but I asked for and and insisted on CiCi.

[Sswede]

Has anyone seen Tara lately? Has she lost any weight?

I used to enjoy seeing her. But she really put on weight. Seeing her ads now with her old pictures reminded me of the days gone by. She's very nice, and I don't mind some weight, but a year ago she was really going too far.

L.

Want to correct the post about Tara putting on weight. She went on a diet exercise program when she was back in Thailand has actually lost 22 lbs and looks much like her old pictures. Really! Now I confess I like her massages better than KKs but they are both the best in NoVA I've had.

[Member #6066]

I had a dream with Vivian and met her friend Leah.

Both are good providers. Leah has the nice booty. Vivian has the nice headlights. If you are looking for a MP alternative with private apartment, good massage but not FS. Leah seems a good bet. She is not my ATF, but a nice lady.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6576578.html

Was searching for any recent reviews on Leah from FHOH. Or for any reviews on FHOH as a whole and stumbled on this ad from January. I checked the link which lead to another https://cityxguide.com/reviews/leah-149692/ which got me wondering if this was the same Leah from FHOH. I plan to reach out to her today and will report back. If this is her she has some nice teddies. Frank this may be an option for you.

[Krakatoa]

Thanks for the welcome. I don't want home massages, I would love to go a spa, get a massage, get services and leave. .

Hi Shy Girl. Welcome to the forum. I wish we had more to offer you, but we don't get a lot of female visitors. It's ironic, if you think of all the guys who go to massage school because they like to put their hands on women, but the whole happy endings industry is set up to cater to the needs of men. The Asian massage industry is like a parallel universe to therapeutic massage and is deeply rooted in traditional sex roles. With all the change in attitudes about sex and gender, one might assume that there would be more women considering paying for personal services than in the past, but I just see a lot of puritanism on both the "left" and "right" side of these issues. Maybe if it were packaged in a nice corporate style and made available in the mall along with aromatherapy. The marketing would be all about female empowerment. Heck, women get their eyebrows done right out in the corridors.

So I'm sensing a business plan coming together, but that doesn't help you. I think you need to find a message board full of women. Alternatively, become a provider. Massage therapists spend their days fending off men who want to please them. Best of luck!

[TheOuroboros]

I really enjoy this spot but the original post I saw mentioned her whipping out the twins or teddies LOL. Unfortunately after 2 visits she wouldn't bring them out. I offered up more money and she told me to save my money. I'll try again.

She's very YMMV. I wish you the best of luck. As a rule of thumb if a provider doesn't budge after a few visits, I move on. I remember back in the day there was a young sexy Thai in FC by the name of Lucy who I went after reading a post of her giving FS to a monger went 4 times and it was never more than a topless rub. Sometimes you strike gold and sometimes you bust, but don't go wasting your money on the same slot machine that ain't going to give you a jackpot.

[Johnnyjeffers]

Gents,

Any info on this one: https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Found on CL, GGX, and a couple others (Bing and Google searches on the digits). Could be a legit provider fishing for biz (which is bad form IMHO).

Thanks and BSOT.

Stoop.

But can be tough to get in touch with.

[Lucretius]

As I stated before, I stopped seeing Sasi for a long time now. I just went to see KK. She gave me a great massage, and I was happy after I flipped over. I haven't seen Tara for a few years because her massage is not as good as KK's.

Has anyone seen Tara lately? Has she lost any weight?

I used to enjoy seeing her. But she really put on weight. Seeing her ads now with her old pictures reminded me of the days gone by. She's very nice, and I don't mind some weight, but a year ago she was really going too far.

L.