Massage Parlor Reports

[StoopDown]

But can be tough to get in touch with.

Thanks for the info. I was hoping otherwise from the rates (60 hr). I can pay half that for a legit at the big chain.

BSOT.

Stoop.

[Yoyo Spa]

Saw CiCi at King this week. Tall 30-something provider with a pretty face and tight body. I'm fairly certain she has been reviewed here before. Discrete location. Clean spacious room. Thorough TS. Good hard massage with some back walking. Easy transition to funtime (no negotiations). Expanded menu as expected (I did not ask for and would not expect BJ or FS). Performance was above average. Not quite as good as Ivy but lots of fun. Good English. Didn't short on time or count the tip. This lady is a class act and puts most of NoVA to shame. No idea how those other spas stay in business with King in town.

There was a less attractive lady at the door but I asked for and and insisted on CiCi.

[Sswede]

Has anyone seen Tara lately? Has she lost any weight?

I used to enjoy seeing her. But she really put on weight. Seeing her ads now with her old pictures reminded me of the days gone by. She's very nice, and I don't mind some weight, but a year ago she was really going too far.

L.

Want to correct the post about Tara putting on weight. She went on a diet exercise program when she was back in Thailand has actually lost 22 lbs and looks much like her old pictures. Really! Now I confess I like her massages better than KKs but they are both the best in NoVA I've had.

[Member #6066]

I had a dream with Vivian and met her friend Leah.

Both are good providers. Leah has the nice booty. Vivian has the nice headlights. If you are looking for a MP alternative with private apartment, good massage but not FS. Leah seems a good bet. She is not my ATF, but a nice lady.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6576578.html

Was searching for any recent reviews on Leah from FHOH. Or for any reviews on FHOH as a whole and stumbled on this ad from January. I checked the link which lead to another https://cityxguide.com/reviews/leah-149692/ which got me wondering if this was the same Leah from FHOH. I plan to reach out to her today and will report back. If this is her she has some nice teddies. Frank this may be an option for you.

[Krakatoa]

Thanks for the welcome. I don't want home massages, I would love to go a spa, get a massage, get services and leave. .

Hi Shy Girl. Welcome to the forum. I wish we had more to offer you, but we don't get a lot of female visitors. It's ironic, if you think of all the guys who go to massage school because they like to put their hands on women, but the whole happy endings industry is set up to cater to the needs of men. The Asian massage industry is like a parallel universe to therapeutic massage and is deeply rooted in traditional sex roles. With all the change in attitudes about sex and gender, one might assume that there would be more women considering paying for personal services than in the past, but I just see a lot of puritanism on both the "left" and "right" side of these issues. Maybe if it were packaged in a nice corporate style and made available in the mall along with aromatherapy. The marketing would be all about female empowerment. Heck, women get their eyebrows done right out in the corridors.

So I'm sensing a business plan coming together, but that doesn't help you. I think you need to find a message board full of women. Alternatively, become a provider. Massage therapists spend their days fending off men who want to please them. Best of luck!

[TheOuroboros]

I really enjoy this spot but the original post I saw mentioned her whipping out the twins or teddies LOL. Unfortunately after 2 visits she wouldn't bring them out. I offered up more money and she told me to save my money. I'll try again.

She's very YMMV. I wish you the best of luck. As a rule of thumb if a provider doesn't budge after a few visits, I move on. I remember back in the day there was a young sexy Thai in FC by the name of Lucy who I went after reading a post of her giving FS to a monger went 4 times and it was never more than a topless rub. Sometimes you strike gold and sometimes you bust, but don't go wasting your money on the same slot machine that ain't going to give you a jackpot.

[Johnnyjeffers]

Gents,

Any info on this one: https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Found on CL, GGX, and a couple others (Bing and Google searches on the digits). Could be a legit provider fishing for biz (which is bad form IMHO).

Thanks and BSOT.

Stoop.

But can be tough to get in touch with.

[Lucretius]

As I stated before, I stopped seeing Sasi for a long time now. I just went to see KK. She gave me a great massage, and I was happy after I flipped over. I haven't seen Tara for a few years because her massage is not as good as KK's.

Has anyone seen Tara lately? Has she lost any weight?

I used to enjoy seeing her. But she really put on weight. Seeing her ads now with her old pictures reminded me of the days gone by. She's very nice, and I don't mind some weight, but a year ago she was really going too far.

L.

[Titan Omega]

A dream of this place in a professional medical complex on backlick. Spa sung definitely takes the prize for most professional looking AMP that rivals and maybe perhaps even beats some of the professional chain spas. If you're concerned about hygiene, rest assured Helen keeps the place very clean and well maintained. Her CMT skills are also professional quality and you can tell she takes passion in her craft, even knows what places are tender and what muscles to stretch. Helen is older, but because she's in such great shape (partially due to surgery I'm sure) she can easily pass for 30.

An hour gets you a solid 45 min massage and flip. On the flip shell point to the little guy and ask if you want a finish? She has good technique even tho on occasion it can seem mechanical but for. 6 she'll take off her top and reveal some beautifully engineered Cs. Perky and pink, more than enough fuel to spill the load. She tops off the session with a face massage and stretch. Helen is cool. One of the better AMPs NoVa has to offer.

I really enjoy this spot but the original post I saw mentioned her whipping out the twins or teddies LOL. Unfortunately after 2 visits she wouldn't bring them out. I offered up more money and she told me to save my money. I'll try again.

[StoopDown]

Gents,

Any info on this one: https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Found on CL, GGX, and a couple others (Bing and Google searches on the digits). Could be a legit provider fishing for biz (which is bad form IMHO).

Thanks and BSOT.

Stoop.

[Fun Sex]

Hi Zebra,

Nice to see you from TMR.

Sasi (Sassy) gave me a good massage but would not step over the line. I think that was the experience of others too. She has been reviewed on this thread.

As far as massageanywhere in general I have not bought a token so I don't know about that. KK and Tara are on there, so that tells you something. I have found some others on there as well who will help out a guy in need, from one who would just do the finish finish and nothing more, to others who allow roaming, to ones that will peg you.

L.

As I stated before, I stopped seeing Sasi for a long time now. I just went to see KK. She gave me a great massage, and I was happy after I flipped over. I haven't seen Tara for a few years because her massage is not as good as KK's.

[ShyGirl1]

I can do home visits for females. Welcome to the group.

Thanks for the welcome. I don't want home massages, I would love to go a spa, get a massage, get services and leave. .

[Tom McAn]

Wasn't around then but from reading old post and listening to some of you lucky seniors it seems like the 90's-00's was the golden age for mongering.

If any of you miscreants develops the blueprints for a time machine please shoot me a PM.

I'm not sure that was the case on this side of the Potomac but it definitely was in DC and the Maryland suburbs, at least until the crackdowns began. There were plenty of Asian massage parlors in DC with young, attractive staff on duty, as well as the famous H&H flotation place in Northwest. There were American, Asian and Russian massage parlors in the Maryland suburbs. It was also a golden age for me since I traveled quite a bit around the mid-Atlantic and got to visit places in a number of areas where the pickings are slim today. The crackdowns began earlier in some of those areas.

As for the time machine, I'd love for it to take me back to that era for the health I enjoyed at the time as well as the hobby choices that were available. My 50's weren't kind to me from a health standpoint.

[Frank Digitola]

Love your reviews.

Me too, love his reviews. Us boob connoisseurs got to stick together.

He put me on to Fairfax Nikki. (Tip her well and take the shower she offers) I miss those tits.

You guys have so many options up north I'm jealous.

I always enjoy your reviews, Frankie (and I, too, love big teddies.). Thanks.

Thanks brahs. Hopefully I'll be reviewing more big teddies this week. I've got a good idea who I'm going to see, but my post lurk to do list has dwindled. If anyone has some big teddies to recommend, I'm all ears. Even if you've seen ads for big teddies and haven't seen the provider I'm down to TOFTT and investigate.

Frankie.

[HighwayGuy]

It truly was. On any given day you could go to downtown DC and hit no less than a half dozen shops fully staffed with hot K girls in there 20's. FS all day long. Lineups to choose from, etc. If you didn't feel like driving to the city, no problem because there were at least that many shops scattered around and VA offering the same level of service. Although, IMO DC shops staffed the 8's, 9's and 10's while the burbs had the 7's and 8's.

Many old timers here will recall a most unfortunate incident where a provider downtown was stabbed to death in the parlor. If I recall correctly, the shop was called 'Downtown' and the perp was an Asian dude who knew her intimately. This was a good 15-20 yrs ago if I remember correctly.

Wasn't around then but from reading old post and listening to some of you lucky seniors it seems like the 90's-00's was the golden age for mongering.

If any of you miscreants develops the blueprints for a time machine please shoot me a PM.