Massage Parlor Reports

[DirteeBoy]

It's all good. Like they say on Californication, "Holes is holes", hahyaha.

I was suspect, but went thru anyways, you really can't tell be 100% sure when you see her. LOL, I didn't see her again if she was legit.

[MeatyLabia]

Went by Forever and got Coco, she's 36 and vietnamese, nice slender frame with perky B's and sexy legs. I found her to be very easy on the eyes- an 8/10 for me looks wise. She's only been there for one week. Massage was lack luster and some pretty hard GPS on the flip. Anyways, I got her to settle on 1. 0 for daty and CBJ. Kitty was absolutely gorgeous, seriously one of the most pleasing ones I've seen and clean. Seems like FS is on the table but I'd expect the price to be high. I ended up popping in the bag and got cleaned up. I enjoyed my time with Coco, but may not be a repeat for me until her massage skills get a bit better and she loses the GPS. So far my ranking there goes:

1. Bibi- is she still there? Gorgeous korean MILF, great attitude, good massage and NO GPS.

2. Grace- Pretty korean, decent attitude, OK massage, NO GPS.

3. Coco- Gorgeous viet, good attitude, bad massage, annoying GPS..

Maybe a good news for Bibi's fans. She will be back soon and I think that's because I kept asking them to bring her back. Haha.

[SwiftChariot]

Correct, I feel ashamed to admit that I took the plunge and didn't know her pu $$why feels perfect though lmao.

I was suspect, but went thru anyways, you really can't tell be 100% sure when you see her. LOL, I didn't see her again if she was legit.

[Patch24m]

So with 998 going the way of the dodo bird, I went back to my old hunting grounds at J&why. This encounter was last week so take it for what it is. I called ahead and there was a different person on the other end. Not the Ajuma that usually takes my call. Anyway, asked if they were busy, she said no, and so I went. Greeted at the door by a middle aged woman named Susie. She was probably a 5 on a 10 scale in terms of looks, but her body is a 7.5. I had to go pee-pee before the shower so I went to the bathroom and when I came out, I noticed in the corner of my eye, the other available talent -- she looked much better than Susie and I felt like I drew the short straw this time. Oh well, maybe next time. Uneventful table shower, acceptable massage with back walking. There was very little to no tease and I was asked to flip. No BBBJ, only CBJ, followed by mish and doggie. The experience was probably a 6 overall. As I was leaving, kind Ajuma came out to see me out. She said she was busy when I called.

Esteemed seniors may PM to get the deets. I might consider coming back to see the other talent but I didn't get her name.

[BlueDrifter]

Went to One therapy which now has lettering on the door saying rainbow spa. Show to room usual how long get undressed. In walks this late 20's early 30's looking lady wearing a tight form fitting red dress. Now here is all the bad.

She pours oil all over and rubs in no massage at all for maybe 2-3 minutes then says flip over. Once I flip asks what I like and tell her L3 which then says a donation of $$, which I counter with $. 4. She leaves and comes back few minutes. More excessive amounts of oil with the are&T trying to get me to finish quick. I tap her and explain more service which she had facial attitude about. During the session made these weird whimpering sounds so I just hurried and left. Definitely don't want to see her again and when asked her name I couldn't even understand what she said.

[Samizza]

Correct, I feel ashamed to admit that I took the plunge and didn't know her pu $$why feels perfect though lmao.

Isn't this the post op gal that was here a couple of years ago?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23200796.html

[XMore2020]

Kiko and the crew would get more business if she let the gents have a Russian finish with those big tits.

I hope the new girls are built a bit more up top. Other than Kiko, the girls I have seen at DF have been almost exclusively small chested spinner types.

[MikeWhiskey]

Isn't this the post op gal that was here a couple of years ago?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23200796.html

[Asphalt]

Probably been about 8 years ago and I'm at Green Castle in Manassas. I had just flipped and the very friendly provider had her top off and about to give me my finish, when bam, bam, bam, "Police, open the door". She quickly replaced her clothing and I put my underwear back on and layed back on my stomach with the sheet covering me. Kind of scared shitless, would be the description of what I was feeling. Anyway, I hear voices, but can't make out what is being discussed.

The provider returned and said no problem, the Police had received an emergency call but went to the wrong building in the complex.

She returns, we have a laugh, our blood pressure settles down and she finishes me and her massage.

Only close call I've ever had.

My post from the Los Angeles forum:

Merry Police.

On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan.

What's her name looked at me through her John Lennon but much thicker glasses and said something unintelligible. We stared at each other dumbfounded for a second before she hurried out of the room as unemotionally as everything else she had done for the previous 40 minutes. I overheard that the cops were there for an inspection. Already I was dressing and figured I at least had my underwear on if they came in the room. In seconds I was fully dressed and wondering what to do next as my life was surely coming to an end when they book me on, well I don't know what really. I was a fully dressed man next to a bed with ruffled sheets and no sperm anywhere, at least not mine. I just sat down and hoped that somehow the nightmare would end.

Maybe there is a god. The inspection was merely ensuring that some number of rooms claimed in the permit and number of workers on file were properly recorded. From what I could hear all was good and they said if another cop showed up show them this inspection certificate and they will go away for another year. Does Hollywood make movies about this kind of thing? I'm breathing now. Still dazed and confused I began to walk out and drop a couple of twenties to what's her name when she comes back through the curtain and motions for me to take my clothes off again and lie down. I'm totally disoriented now and looking for the time portal that must have been there and transported me to a parallel universe. It's not there but now I'm naked at taking off this girl's clothes. I move her around to where I want her and she dutifully bends over for me. I need release bad and almost did what I never do, BBFS that is. Nope, not for me. I slid Jr up and down that beautifully tight, young set of butt cheeks and moaned with each thrust. Or was I wimpering with delayed fear from ten minutes ago? For the first time Miss Nameless relaxed a bit, trying to be pleasing rather than just obedient even though the way she was obedient was a bit of a turn on too. She bent over with something approaching enthusiasm and held me tight as I was bent over her.

My imitation of Mt. St. Helens went off really well and satisfying. I was happy. She was happy. I tipped her and left. For the first time I saw her smile. Whew. What a night.

[Asphalt]

Just for the heck of it, I checked Gigi's latest ad. The Bible quotations are gone; so are the photos. She's now outcall only and states that she doesn't provide happy endings. She also requires a 50% deposit. No thanks.

I sure hope she doesn't turn into another Daisy, the cuddler and masseuse now based in Fredericksburg who teases but doesn't put out. (For those not familiar with Daisy, she was previously a pain in the backside to many a monger in Baltimore and Northern Virginia.)

https://tryst.link/massage/mebegigi

I have never answered an ad for "Cuddle Therapy. " What is being offered with those ads?

[Dunnit]

Kiko was nice. Good English. I wanted just a quick 30 minute session with HJ. Nothing else is available I believe. Her ass is huge and flat but there was no option for that above. She has nice juicy tits which she shoved in my mouth without me having to ask and I nutted all over her hand while slurping on her tit. She called me a baby and we laughed. Real solid. Says business is very slow lately. Go help her out. She says young girls coming down from Flushing soon.

I hope the new girls are built a bit more up top. Other than Kiko, the girls I have seen at DF have been almost exclusively small chested spinner types.

[Tom McAn]

Just for the heck of it, I checked Gigi's latest ad. The Bible quotations are gone; so are the photos. She's now outcall only and states that she doesn't provide happy endings. She also requires a 50% deposit. No thanks.

I sure hope she doesn't turn into another Daisy, the cuddler and masseuse now based in Fredericksburg who teases but doesn't put out. (For those not familiar with Daisy, she was previously a pain in the backside to many a monger in Baltimore and Northern Virginia.)

https://tryst.link/massage/mebegigi

[OldManRose]

I stopped by today and saw Fiona I have also seen Olivia, Fiona is taller. The facility is very nice. The massage was 6-7 I opted for an hour with about just over half on massage and the rest of the time to play. I had a good time playing and the only stop I got was nothing up behind. Both have cute tops and smooth skin. I am not a fan of big breast but like nice nipples. One other time I asked for the whole massage in the nude and was accommodated but I think that is more distracting for the provider and I would rather they focus on massage technique. I am sure I will repeat and switch up on the providers. Both said they did not mind switching back and forth. They have a nice table shower and I saw a sauna but I have not used it. I am not a clock watcher for those who are but is seems I was done early one time and a little over another. I never felt rushed. But I am an older guy so I can't attest how it would be with some of you young studs.

[PuppyHood]

Kiko was nice. Good English. I wanted just a quick 30 minute session with HJ. Nothing else is available I believe. Her ass is huge and flat but there was no option for that above. She has nice juicy tits which she shoved in my mouth without me having to ask and I nutted all over her hand while slurping on her tit. She called me a baby and we laughed. Real solid. Says business is very slow lately. Go help her out. She says young girls coming down from Flushing soon.

[Krzyazn128]

Saw Amy last night. She has a nice C top on her small frame. Clean shaven and she seemed to be a girl really enjoying DATY. While giving BBBJ she encouraged me to nut in her mouth but I held it go f*k. Tight MILF kitty and enjoyed my shaft for 10 minute in various positions. I thanked her and also she thanked me.

Had a different experience. They were in the middle of moving furniture around and the two masseuse were 40's and maybe 50.