Massage Parlor Reports

[CoolWays]

Am I missing something but does it seem there are not nearly as many ads for massage, body rubs and etc? 🛌 page and city x seems to be pretty dead full of fact ads. If someone wanted a nice hour experience say b2 b and nice younger eye candy where would you visit in the Fairfax Vienna Chantilly area, would venture further for a great escape, any suggestions are appreciated and please include damage for total dream.

As always thank you.

[BoMcC]

As for Ronda, F her. Flaking out on someone like that is BS.

Ronda was probably still off and Bena was doing the texting for her.

I had attempted to see Ji and got the "see my friend" bit. Waited a little while then texted back. Never texted to Ronda, but it was like "Ronda" was texting me back when I was still using Ji's number.

Got there and Ronda had the phone in her hand but no sign of Ji in the apt. Bena was hidden in the kitchen / dining area and one bedroom empty.

[Tapas]

Rhonda used to go by Honey. First time good. Mailed it in on second visit.

[GilBang]

I had the pleasure of meeting and truly enjoying my time spent with Ronda. Gorgeous Thai, not CMT but I could care less about that. If I wanted a CMT I would seek one, I'm there for pleasure and if the massage is good that's a bonus. Damage was $220 including a massage and covered all. If you enjoy a cute, friendly personality, erotic, exotic, and a shorty with mouth-watering curves, Ronda is for you. I enjoyed LFK, DFK, kissing, licking my nips, mish, dog, and scissors. Her tits are enhanced but they felt great and not hard at all. I felt like she truly loves what she does. To me it was what I would consider GFE. No rush, playful, sensual and lots of sexy fun! She says she will be here until the end of the month. The only thing I was like hmm over was how firm her ass was. Don't get me wrong it was round and had a little softness to it, I just prefer a really soft jiggly ass! Enjoy her!

Creepin.

I attempted to see Ronda and based on my experience, I'm scratching her off the list. Texted last week and was told she was off that day and if I wanted to see her friend JiJi, since I wanted to see Ronda, I said no and scheduled for the next day. She agreed to a time. The next day comes and I text her well ahead of the agreed time and she confirms, weirdly she sends a string of texts with the donation, session length and "make sure you can make it, don't play with me" kinda messages. Within an hour of the appointment, she texts asking if we can reschedule for 90 min later, I agreed. Yet again, one hour before the appointment, another request to reschedule, this time 2 hours. I said no, but I could do within 1 hour, she agreed.

Arrive at the apartment complex, text that I'm parked get an "Ok, give me a couple of minutes" text back. 5 min go by and I get another text saying she's out shopping and can't make it and if I would see JiJi. Since I was there I said fuck it and saw JiJi. JiJi was overall a good time and similar experiences as other's reviews here.

As for Ronda, F her. Flaking out on someone like that is BS.

[Accordian]

I know the date has already past on her ad, but some mongers are still bringing up the chick who has a milking table with some nice milkers herself. Was the experience really that phenomenal and I lucked out, or am I getting ghosted because I can't seem to get into contact with her.

[Mr Yoni]

The old HCC (Herndon Chinese Condo) used to have a line up and one of the best experiences. I've also had the experience in Cancun, but it was way more expensive and professional.

I'm not sure if the HCC is back yet. The mamasan used to hand out water / snacks and the girls are upstairs in each of the bedrooms.

Has anyone ever done a "line up" before, In where they get to choose what girl they want for a massage?

[PomLovesThais]

A2 can correct me if I am wrong but the purpose of the forum is To exchange info on finding chicks for sex.

If some Anti Prostitution d-bag comes on the forum just report them.

A2

[VegasGuy2016]

Went yesterday for an hour visit very clean up-dated place met Hana was nice TS service she lacked a good massage techniques. After 10 minutes asked me to roll over and asked what I was looking for, I felt a little rushed. Green Belt still best value.

https://nova.bedpage.com/therapeutic...4/9582905.html

[Justin999]

Ji. She very quiet. She nice,. , I like her.

[MechanikalEsq]

Gents, Mech here, long-ish time researcher. Thought it time to contribute to the conversation.

For today's festivities, due to some nagging sports injuries and life stressors, I was looking for someone who was more capable during the other 59 minutes and 26 seconds beyond what most of us are here to talk about. I mean any floosie and up, down, up, down, A, B, A, B, select, start. My dumb ass has been doing that for the better part of 40 years, I need someone with a bit more skill. Anywho, based on pretty gleaming reviews here, I gave KK a buzz. UN-fortunately, she quickly replied back that she was out of town briefly. She asked if I wanted to try one of her friends. Also based on what I have learned here, that sounded like a capital idea. She said Lucy would be contacting me. Hmm. Recent reviews say she is more drama than what I want for today. F it, we confirm the time and I show up.

People. You have all been seriously underrating Lucy's abilities when it comes to the actual massage. I haven't been able to lift my arm above shoulder level for about 2 months and my knees feel like someone twice my age. After an hour (-ish) with Lucy, I am feeling downright sprightly. I mean, sure I could seek out an LMT and describe exactly what is going on with me and hopefully they can fix it, but where is the fun in that? Lucy by dumb luck, or skill, just contorted me left, right and center, took out some anger issues on my hamstrings and IT bands, and put my neck through the tumble cycle all of which left me feeling REALLY damn good.

As for the other 34 seconds, she simply flat out asked me, "do you want (NOVA)?" "Why yes, my dear, that is precisely why I am here. " (I didn't tell her I felt like I got ran over by a truck when I walked in.) She says " 4". I nod and it is off to the races. Not really the races though, this was definitely not rushed, not the best NoVA I have ever had, but its up there. Then it was time to hit the showers and I was out of there. I still want to see how KK stands up to this. Definitely sounds like her tipping situation is a bit more professional than Lucy's and morbid curiosity demands I see how she does.

A couple points of interest. I almost got hit by another monger in the parking lot as I was walking in. I know everyone pretty much wants to high tail it out of there when you're done, but seriously, watch for pedestrians. Also, she was texting (sometimes by speech to text (via translator)) during the sesh. It wasn't enough to piss me off, but it was noticeable and a bit annoying. I know she needs to earn a living, but my living paid for this particular block of time.

[Relaxed Inak]

I had a great fbsm this morning with a non standard NOVA ending, First off this is not a. 8 $ AMP at all. I found Kinsey to be better in person than in the ad. One thing that was very nice is the fact that her location is spotless. The table she uses is very comfortable it has a cutout where all the pressure usually ends up when I'm getting a massage, and she knows that it will support her and her client when needed, She was able to make me comfortable and delivered all of the service I expected in a very pleasurable fashion and without making it seem like I was taking to much valuable time, Very different than any other massage I have had in this area.

I am definitely going to return.

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Be safe be nice and be careful be happy be relaxed.

Relaxed in AK.

[Justin999]

Has anyone seen her before? I can't find anything.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9596157.html

She use Fake picture. She is Jewel or Sonya.

[Justin999]

Her pictures got my attention so I set up an appointment for a 30 min session. Setup was easy and was able to see her same day. Arrived at her apartment near Tyson's 2 and w knocked on the door and she opened wearing shorts and tank top. I should have left after I saw she wasn't the girl in the pic but I said I stayed because I was horny as hell. Paid house fee and massage started.

On the flip she them began to UPSELL me like crazy. She wanted an extra $160 for nude along that comes with a HJ. I was like WTF hell no!! I told her that is outrageous and that she wasn't getting that from me. I mean she was no J-LO or anything close to that. She said ok, how about $100 for a HJ. I said no!! She doesn't offer anything other than HJ and was a total waste of time. She stayed closed the entire massage and would not take anything off unless she gets $100 plus.

I was pissed so I got up and go dress to leave. Then she had the nerve to ask me for a TIP. HAHA. I Said what did you do?? She said you touched my butt LOL. I said ok. And. She assisted I give her $20 and I said no. She got so mad she didn't even walk me out LMAO!! I said bye and good luck getting clients to pay that much to see your little B cups and no ass LOL.

Stay away guys she isn't worth a dolor!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9173891.html

She very fat an face ugly and look ugly tooth too.

[Angel3057]

Haha she's always changing her name but I know her as Lucy. She's a safe bet if I try someone new and it doesn't work out. Gives a great deep massage and likes to have fun. Usually for me the fee is 80 and for FS it's like another 80 but YMMV. Also she's in a office building and has no shower so wash your ass at home. Always a great time with her, treat her right.

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/hot-asia...97572-18274915

When I first met her, she is said her name was Lucy, I think she changes name bc she is afraid of LE.

Saw her several times. She is available almost 24/7. I try to see her on weekends when the building is empty. I always get FS. I may skip for a while, before she went on vacation she said she will go to China.

[MangoBalls78]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9594367.html

Has anyone seen Lita? Seems like a newcomer who has other friends working out of the same place. Thanks.

I saw Lita a few days ago. I initially tried to book with Luna but she was busy and suggested I see her friend (Lita). Lita works with Luna out of the same apartment in Annandale. When I arrived I got the green light to go in. The room has a massage table and a bed so I pretty much knew it was going to be a FS experience. Took a quick shower and then laid on the massage table face down. Lita is not certified and her technique is OK. She immediately got undressed and gave me a massage fully nude which took me by surprise. Her body is OK. She's older than the pictures suggest. I would say she's in her mid to late 40's. She has decent natural breast about C cup but she does have some baby fat and a belly. She took her time with the massage and made sure she got every muscle, tendon and fascia. On the flip she continued to work my feet and calves but noticed I was at full attention and didn't hesitate to motion me over to the bed. I laid down and she put the cover on me and started with a CBJ which was OK. She then climbed on top for CG, then mish and finished in doggy. She gave me another massage session afterwards and again, took her time and did not watch the clock. I think I took a quick nap during that too. Would I go see her again? Probably not because I like my women younger and with a tighter body but she is very friendly, has a good attitude and is willing to please. I gave her 120 for the massage and 80 tip. I was there at least an hour maybe a little longer.