Massage Parlor Reports

[NoVa Ranger]

JMS has been very helpful in identifying URLs that are suitable for research.

I found one this week that may have good information, but is definitely recycling old / out of date ads as well.

Adult Look (https://www.adultlook.com) allows the inquiring mind to sort by location and read interesting adverts. Recently I saw what appeared to be a new advert from my ATF. The advert I saw was not included in the AL listings of several days earlier - thus my thought of "new ad". The advert also surprised me, because several months ago my ATF had informed me via back channel that she was retiring / moving into a new career area (as well as moving households).

As one might hope, my ATF and I became friends over several years of very pleasant visits, so, although she retired we chose to keep in touch via email. Having been surprised by the ad, I contacted her. .. and she was shocked to hear about the advert. She confirmed to me she was "retired" (and not working anywhere as a massage provider). She went on to say she had received some very recent emails asking about appointments, etc. , and now she understood why.

Offering this as a cautionary-tale (not casting aspersions at AL) - perhaps AL inadvertently harvested just one old advert and perhaps all the other adverts are current. But, perhaps not.

Always be nice to the ladies.

NR.

[VaPlay]

https://switter.at/@alexaarlington

These are the Russian and FSU (Former Soviet Union) girls who operate out of apts in Arlington and, IIRC, also near Vienna metro. They're hot-looking but not interested in providing much beyond HJ without major upcharges. They also don't have much in the way of massage skills.

They've been discussed a bit on this board and there were a bunch of lukewarm reviews on the oThER site which, unfortunately, are no longer accessible.

Without reviews it's a riskier proposition to see any new provider, whether they're advertising on switter or wherever. The old days of seeing an ad, doing a quick review check, and taking the plunge, are long gone. Homework is harder now and asking for input from forum members is more important than ever. For this particular example, I'm sure several (myself included) would have raised a red flag on the Harmony girls.

I can remember way long ago when the DMV was a hotbed for F / S Russian Massage. What ever happened to that? I was young and just getting my feet wet in the hobby.

[Rubbed]

https://switter.at/@alexaarlington

These are the Russian and FSU (Former Soviet Union) girls who operate out of apts in Arlington and, IIRC, also near Vienna metro. They're hot-looking but not interested in providing much beyond HJ without major upcharges. They also don't have much in the way of massage skills.

They've been discussed a bit on this board and there were a bunch of lukewarm reviews on the oThER site which, unfortunately, are no longer accessible.

Without reviews it's a riskier proposition to see any new provider, whether they're advertising on switter or wherever. The old days of seeing an ad, doing a quick review check, and taking the plunge, are long gone. Homework is harder now and asking for input from forum members is more important than ever. For this particular example, I'm sure several (myself included) would have raised a red flag on the Harmony girls.

I appreciate the feedback. Not sure which direction this came from (certainly not taking offense). I've been on several boards here (I travel quite a bit), and as a rule, try not to introduce myself with "I'm coming to your town, who should I see?" before I RTFF. I like to contribute before I ask for something in return. Having said that. If my contribution was restating a known-fact about this group, my apologies. If it did help anyone else to make a (perhaps better) decision, I'm happy for that. And, would certainly appreciate any recommendations. At least I can feel as though I shared something before asking for something.

[JmSuttr]

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

https://switter.at/@alexaarlington

These are the Russian and FSU (Former Soviet Union) girls who operate out of apts in Arlington and, IIRC, also near Vienna metro. They're hot-looking but not interested in providing much beyond HJ without major upcharges. They also don't have much in the way of massage skills.

They've been discussed a bit on this board and there were a bunch of lukewarm reviews on the oThER site which, unfortunately, are no longer accessible.

Without reviews it's a riskier proposition to see any new provider, whether they're advertising on switter or wherever. The old days of seeing an ad, doing a quick review check, and taking the plunge, are long gone. Homework is harder now and asking for input from forum members is more important than ever. For this particular example, I'm sure several (myself included) would have raised a red flag on the Harmony girls.

[Buddyy]

Anyone know of any Latina massage parlors or and providers that are Latina? AMPs just seem to be the same want to try something different, thanks.

[Buddyy]

Went back to this spot a few times during the shutdown. I got the same massage from the same girl but I didn't want an old lady massage (story for another post) and I don't trust my other regular spot (Potomac Therapy). During one of my visits and she tells me things are very slow so I thought I would try with the BJ again. She agreed but wanted more money than I had in my pocket. After I tipped her, she realized I meant business and told me on the way out she will suck next time. Returned a few weeks later and tried to dart straight to her for her legendary BJ skills but was intercepted by a new girl in a dress. She said this is her first day. Good massage, better than the other girl. I asked her for the BJ and she asked if they do that here, I said yes LOL. She wiped me down and BBBJ but it wasn't as great as it should have been. It was mostly HJ and dirty talk. Excellent clean up after. I will try again with the other girl.

Yea GripNSlip gave a perfect description of the two original girls, and damn they got a new girl?! I got to go back now I've been waiting for that to happen, what does the new girl look like? And age?

[Rubbed]

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

Absolutely. Have had many 'new provider' experiences. Know the ropes.

[VaPlay]

Hello NoVa. Fellow hobbyist from Raleigh visiting your area, thought I'd check out some local talent. Without a direct connection to anyone here for a recommendation, I went on the search.

Found harmony "spa" via switter, and an hour later I paid Alexa a visit. On initial contact, she made a point to tell me she is not Full Service, which I was totally fine with. Seeking a good rub in the right atmosphere. Their website seemed to tick all the boxes for that. What she DIDN'T tell me on the phone was the experience would be nothing like the description her switter ad or website portray. There was absolutely nothing sensual about it (maybe we just didn't click, but as a pretty friendly, laid-back guy, that is unusual for me, even with a new provider.) Maybe my choice of the standard 60 minute session instead of the twice-the-price nuru experience wasn't worth her time, I dunno.

Alexa is a nice looking girl. Pictures on the site are probably not her, but reasonably accurate in terms of size, shape, hair color. Etc.

The location was "safe and private" as described -- there were no 'soft music and candles'. It was basically an empty apartment in a low-ish rent building with a massage table set up in one of the bedrooms (probably duplicated in the other rooms.) The mattress on the floor behind the screen next to the table hinted that maybe there is more on offer for regulars, but there wasn't even a subtle hint to me.

Massage was average, at best. Again, not a hint of sensuality. No 'tease', not even conversation, which I tried to start a couple of times before giving up. She clearly didn't want to be there. "Flip over" just over a half-hour in to the hour, without any tease or build up were the fifth and sixth words she said the entire time. Average finish (I've had better at many AMPs. And worse), and we were done 38 minutes in to the hour I paid for. Rather than argue, I got dressed, and left with a "thanks", to which she replied "bye-bye" (dang. Just short of 10 words, total.).

Would definitely not recommend. I'd love to hear from anyone with a suggestion to make up for this one before I leave town.

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

[Serpico99]

I dropped by one of my favorite Chinese AMPs, all the way down on Digges Rd. (9001 Digges) Angela was working. As usual she gave a great massage and since she knows me well and likes me alot, above noVa standard. 50 for half hour, 70 for hour, no TS so come clean.

[Rubbed]

Hello NoVa. Fellow hobbyist from Raleigh visiting your area, thought I'd check out some local talent. Without a direct connection to anyone here for a recommendation, I went on the search.

Found harmony "spa" via switter, and an hour later I paid Alexa a visit. On initial contact, she made a point to tell me she is not Full Service, which I was totally fine with. Seeking a good rub in the right atmosphere. Their website seemed to tick all the boxes for that. What she DIDN'T tell me on the phone was the experience would be nothing like the description her switter ad or website portray. There was absolutely nothing sensual about it (maybe we just didn't click, but as a pretty friendly, laid-back guy, that is unusual for me, even with a new provider.) Maybe my choice of the standard 60 minute session instead of the twice-the-price nuru experience wasn't worth her time, I dunno.

Alexa is a nice looking girl. Pictures on the site are probably not her, but reasonably accurate in terms of size, shape, hair color. Etc.

The location was "safe and private" as described -- there were no 'soft music and candles'. It was basically an empty apartment in a low-ish rent building with a massage table set up in one of the bedrooms (probably duplicated in the other rooms.) The mattress on the floor behind the screen next to the table hinted that maybe there is more on offer for regulars, but there wasn't even a subtle hint to me.

Massage was average, at best. Again, not a hint of sensuality. No 'tease', not even conversation, which I tried to start a couple of times before giving up. She clearly didn't want to be there. "Flip over" just over a half-hour in to the hour, without any tease or build up were the fifth and sixth words she said the entire time. Average finish (I've had better at many AMPs. And worse), and we were done 38 minutes in to the hour I paid for. Rather than argue, I got dressed, and left with a "thanks", to which she replied "bye-bye" (dang. Just short of 10 words, total.).

Would definitely not recommend. I'd love to hear from anyone with a suggestion to make up for this one before I leave town.

[WxMan1]

For those that appreciate Angel in Fairfax, Coco said "try new girl. Started yesterday".

I said ok. Met a very nice and pretty young lady who arrived from NYC. I assume Coco put in a good word and she said we will have a good time. Started with TS and then had an enjoyable time. Good communications, nice smile and lots of fun. About the warmest time you can have and we both had fun and connected. Just really dreamy to be with a beautiful warm friendly gal. Closest to GFE without FK, BJ or FS (which I did not want anyway). We were both happy after the hour and had a lot of fun together.

She said Angel does not do BJ or FS but they do know how to make you happy and have a fun satisfying massage time. Said her name was "J". I said I would post to my friends and she said ok.

Welcome her to Virginia and treat her right. I did leave her $ tip and it was definitely worth it, without any negotiation upfront. But maybe Coco was I said put in a word for me.

Remember, "always be nice to the ladies"as someone else said on this board. BTW, I cannot say how the massage skills are, as we never really got to that. LOL.

Happy Guy 2.

Coco gave me the same spiel after my session with her for next time. My question, why try someone else when I think Coco is the best?

BTW, how much do you tip?

[Dr Bombay]

I usually visit the AMP on Holly Ave when I need a decent massage and an itch scratched. The ladies there are very nice and older. Until recently, when I visited and met Wendy. Very pretty and I would guess in her early 30's, nice smile and personality. And a very nice bod. She's not what I was used to in these parts.

I'm not sure exactly what's on the table but the negotiations weren't bad for what she offered. I wasn't looking for an extensive menu but I intend to visit more often. I hope she stays for awhile.

Oh, and afterwards, she finished the massage and got my full hour. . 60/. 60 for what consider a good deal.

[Happy Guy 2]

For those that appreciate Angel in Fairfax, Coco said "try new girl. Started yesterday".

I said ok. Met a very nice and pretty young lady who arrived from NYC. I assume Coco put in a good word and she said we will have a good time. Started with TS and then had an enjoyable time. Good communications, nice smile and lots of fun. About the warmest time you can have and we both had fun and connected. Just really dreamy to be with a beautiful warm friendly gal. Closest to GFE without FK, BJ or FS (which I did not want anyway). We were both happy after the hour and had a lot of fun together.

She said Angel does not do BJ or FS but they do know how to make you happy and have a fun satisfying massage time. Said her name was "J". I said I would post to my friends and she said ok.

Welcome her to Virginia and treat her right. I did leave her $ tip and it was definitely worth it, without any negotiation upfront. But maybe Coco was I said put in a word for me.

Remember, "always be nice to the ladies"as someone else said on this board. BTW, I cannot say how the massage skills are, as we never really got to that. LOL.

Happy Guy 2.

[JmSuttr]

I have been going to Massage Pro in Falls Church when I am looking for a massage and table shower only. They do a good job and are reasonably priced. The rooms have simple curtains, no doors. No hanky panky, but still good.

Does anyone out there know of other good places to get both a table shower and a massage without the extras? If a place is set up for extras and you only want the TS and the massage, it may not go well.

https://www.mapquest.com/us/virginia...-spa-365012800

I think Jin has added a table shower at her spa. She's a small but very strong Chinese MILF who does totally legit massage. She does very deep tissue (which I like) as her default style so, if that's not your thing, you'll need to tell her before and probably remind her during the session.

I used to be a regular but I'm single and I got the feeling she was sizing me up as boyfriend material. She may also have one or two other ladies with her but I don't have any info on them.

Also, if you talk to her during the session she will tend to get chatty and you will not understand 70% of what she says. If you stay quiet then she will probably do the same.

[JmSuttr]

I've been following rubratings.com, in the D. C. Section, and bedpage.com is similar to backpage but has'nt really caught on yet. Hope something better comes along soon. Good luck.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...on-dc?mobile=2

https://www.adultlook.com/l/northern...c?cat=BodyRubs

http://washingtondc.sugarnights.com/...tegories/asian

http://www.dcescortlist.com/category/massage/

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...dc_massage.htm

Some are better than others and some of the ads are probably pretty stale. But, in today's fragmented advertising environment, you take what you can get.