Massage Parlor Reports

[SkipHop]

300-AAMP Asian apartment AMP- these are generally nearby Tyson's or ffx in a decent apartment. Girls are usually pretty good and on a work trip from NYC or LA where they usually are based. The young hot ones are kept in NYC or LA and the older more mileage ones make their way to NOVA. Good service overall and looks attitude can vary. Some great some blah, got to just try them out in the week or two they are here for. Best ones these days are Asian gem or clubvip aka clubkgirl. Club paradise is also good. You're getting the same thing you'll get in Maryland AMPs for a 100 premium.

Skipthegames, cityx, other boards. THEY SUCK. Skip, pass, don't even bother. Sure someone will find a goldmine but it's a rarity. Mostly druggie West Virginia girls in sketchy hotels. Also you'll most likely risk a bust off these backage Esq sites. Stick to agencies, slixa Eros whatever but don't try these sites. Think track marks and seedy motels.

[Coaster42]

You should go to KK. She offers shaving or waxing if you have a masochistic streak in you.

While I cannot comment on KK's shaving skills I know she is most liked on this board. Her name along with Tara and Nalee are commonly mentioned as some of the best masseuses. I find Nalee to provide a good solid massage. Then, after a year of delays I final saw KK. Why did I wait?

KK provided a massage like no other. Every bit of you is relaxed. Her technique, in my experience, has no equal. The hot stones, amazing. I was actually slightly sad when the flip came. But was there a rush, nope. The great massage continued. Then the standard NVA ending. KK was also easy to talk with. She recommended seeing Tara as well when she comes back and someone named Lucy who I am not familiar with. Overall just an A+ experience if a great massage is what you seek.

[SkipHop]

Here's my 2 cents on the current overall scene. Sorry if it crosses over into the escort side of the house but didn't want to separate them for this post.

120-secrettemptation-decent service but girls aren't as classy or pretty. Some Latin "Brazilian / Colombians" but they could double for a hotel maid if you know what I mean. Location is good and many girls available daily. Some offer extra services, most don't.

120-edenmodels-classy and pretty girls. Mostly white with some mix here and there. Strictly HE only. Bottoms stay on always. Sometimes they have worn full coverage panties, sometimes thongs. Good clean location in upscale complex.

140-bluegems-service can be stellar and without any limits or completely uninspired HJ, varies by girl. Some do extras for tips, some have been down for FS without tip, ymmmv. Dirty and old locations, sometimes the sheets are not changed!

120 ish total-AMP-I highly do not recommend any AMP in nova. Old hags, attitude, gross overall. Go to Maryland if you want great young Korean AMP action for 200 total. Closest in temple hills, good ones are usually near greenbelt or farther. Again, do not go to any AMP in nova, they suck.

240 hhr or 300/350 hr escorts on eros or slixa. Ymma, some are decent but most I've seen recently are on the older side. Older usually has better attitude but bodies are flabby and wrinkly. Would recommend always going HHR route and save the 100 bucks or so. You can always go back but throwing 350 at an old hag with pics from 10 years ago sucks.

500+escorts on eros / slixa. Generally younger but experiences are a crapshoot. Don't trust theeroticreview, EVER. Glowing reviews are easy to fake. Do heavy research before you pour 500 bucks into a girl. Many are completely safety girls and golden P syndrome. Visiting girls sometimes are cheaper since they need to pay the bills of their trip asap.

More to follow!

[RyanHarvey]

Website says 140 hhr. Doesn't sound like a good deal for just a topless HE. There are six girls on the site. Are any of them BBBJ friendly?

Maddie offers a great BBBJ. I posted her pic earlier this week.

[Member #6313]

Reporting after a few visits with both. Tried paying extras, tipping, etc but no more than the standard topless HE action from either. Don't waste your cash, just stick to the 120 hhr and you'll still leave satisfied.

Sasha is into her 30's and is in great shape, good fake boobs whcih she doesn't liked touched too much and a nice ass. No under the panty play.

Natalie is young, early 20's but kinda prissy. She has a young perky body and nice natural B's. Fun to feel up. Also doesn't tolerate any under the panty action.

Location is good and private but I've heard it's being shared with another agency, keep a low profile and go in through alternate entrances if possible!

Website says 140 hhr. Doesn't sound like a good deal for just a topless HE. There are six girls on the site. Are any of them BBBJ friendly?

[Sylas]

Saw MaLeah this week for a qv ($100) and I've got to say, her head game is super unenthusiastic. Felt like I was doing most of the work and just didn't feel right at all. Could smell smoke in the room and on her as I walked in but she had a candle going to mask it. She was also pretty glued to her phone. Very robotic, would not repeat.

Ass was fat though, can't go wrong.

[JustJohn007]

Reporting after a few visits with both. Tried paying extras, tipping, etc but no more than the standard topless HE action from either. Don't waste your cash, just stick to the 120 hhr and you'll still leave satisfied.

Sasha is into her 30's and is in great shape, good fake boobs whcih she doesn't liked touched too much and a nice ass. No under the panty play.

Natalie is young, early 20's but kinda prissy. She has a young perky body and nice natural B's. Fun to feel up. Also doesn't tolerate any under the panty action.

Location is good and private but I've heard it's being shared with another agency, keep a low profile and go in through alternate entrances if possible!

I believe you mean with Eden Models not Blue Gems. Agree w / assessment of Natalie.

[RyanHarvey]

It's not an escort service per se but I've gotten FS from bluegems.

BTW, maddie providing BBBJ for an extra $50 isn't a good deal at all. That's 190 for a BBBJ and half hour.

Alexandra who used to be there up until a few weeks ago provided FS without any additional fee both at the hhr and hr rates. She was a great time and provided daty and dfk. Was the best deal in town for a while. Maybe she'll be back. I hope.

You're right, girls at ST offer BBBJ for include house fee but for BG that's usually as cheap as it gets. Girls there want to ask for crazy amounts. I do enjoy Maddie which is why I was recommending her. I had no idea about Alexandra and would've seen her had I known her menu was wide open. Hopefully she turns up at another agency.

[RyanHarvey]

Hahah I remember the black couch. They have moved locations a couple of times since then and it's been more bed than couch now.

Yup it's pretty barebones now. Just mattresses on the floor with sheets on them.

[SkipHop]

If you're interested in unblurred photos of current girls type in the bluegems website into waybackmachine internet archiver and you'll see snapshots with the pics of the girls.

Extra bonus, kate at secrettemptation currently used to be Jade. Happy hunting.

[SkipHop]

Reporting after a few visits with both. Tried paying extras, tipping, etc but no more than the standard topless HE action from either. Don't waste your cash, just stick to the 120 hhr and you'll still leave satisfied.

Sasha is into her 30's and is in great shape, good fake boobs whcih she doesn't liked touched too much and a nice ass. No under the panty play.

Natalie is young, early 20's but kinda prissy. She has a young perky body and nice natural B's. Fun to feel up. Also doesn't tolerate any under the panty action.

Location is good and private but I've heard it's being shared with another agency, keep a low profile and go in through alternate entrances if possible!

[PilotAviator]

Seven Therapy at Seven Corners.

Older location, but facility is sparkling clean. Easy parking.

Walkins OK (but I always call ahead).

Excellent MMS.

Today saw Vicki -- who is a typical NoVA Korean MT Lady -- very nice, fairly fit, older. But -- incredible skill with massage. Deep tissue technique as deep as you can stand (she backs off as soon as you tell her too deep. I cried "uncle" twice today).

Excellent facility -- massage studio was "posh" (almost a two room suite). TS area very large compared to some. Great scrub with lots of soapy, hot water on a cold day.

Staff shared with me business is slow past two weeks. And that their friends at other places also said business was slow (so, anywhere you go, they should be happy to see you).

I am happy I made a stop at Seven.

Standard rates applicable.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[GilBang]

They advertise as a PV which falls under the Massage forum.

Gotcha, thanks for the clarification.

[Bentaki]

I must've been the unlucky recipient of the YMMV award. I went a few days ago, no services like the ones you describe, other than NoVa and some nursing.

I'd say some factors that impact YMMV include: familiarity, tip, hygiene, charm, appearance, passiveness.

In an AMP I don't care about the massage. Rather than laying face down passively hoping that on the flip I might get a HJ (for some reason called a NoVa finish on this. But no other. Forum) on her entrance I sit up and ask what I can get, and make clear I'm looking for everything. In a pleasant and of course non-threatening way.

In Angie's case, on first visit she said ok to FS but do you have a condom. When I said no, she said aww too bad you bring next time. On the next visit I arrived equipped, she stripped off and I fucked her. (BTW she loves FIV. On the first visit I was gently feeling around when she put her hand on the back of mine and pushed me deep in her).

So, my view is, take the lead. Don't just lay down and hope for the best.

Yes, YMMV, but I think you can influence your mileage.

[BCommodore]

I haven't been there in years. Do they still have the black sofa? It was called the casting couch back in the day. Good times!

Hahah I remember the black couch. They have moved locations a couple of times since then and it's been more bed than couch now.