Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

VA. House fee 1 h 80, service tip 140-160

So that's a price range of $220-$340 for VA. That's a broad generalization, of course, and individual providers (both indie and AMP-based) could be higher or lower.

MD -House fee 1 h 70, service tip120-140. (Basic) Total damage 200 - 220

And a price range of $190-$210 for MD. As with VA, that's a broad generalization and individual providers (both indie and AMP-based) could be higher or lower. Also, there's a time and convenience factor to consider for NOVA mongers who travel to MD.

Legitimate businesses with a business license accept credit card payments

Massage spas are legitimate businesses in both VA and MD, but they're also subject to county inspection and LE visits at any time. Independents work out of apartments or hotels, both of which (esp apartments) have a higher level of privacy and protection from random LEO intrusions.

Yes, spas take credit cards, but that's a very unsafe practice (from a privacy perspective) that most mongers would be wise to avoid. When a credit card is used to pay for something, that transaction record will exist forever. That's why cash is, and should be, the preferred payment method for the hobby.

Other potential downsides to the spa experience are interruptions because of the phone ringing and clients arriving, girl-switching or preferred provider not available, and also the very exposed and public locations of many spas.

Independents, however, only accept cash or coins and they are expensive. No refunds

Accepting cash only is not a negative issue for most mongers. And most spas are not very happy if you ask for a refund. In fact, you run the risk of creating a public scene if you demand one. With independents, the "refund" is walking away if the woman who opens the door doesn't match the ad. If a monger does good homework prior to scheduling the question of a refund should be a non-issue. Some independents are expensive, and some are not. A lot depends on the research skill and "game" of the individual monger.

I recommend that we use a lot of legitimate spas and companies with table showers and the independent provider's rate will go down.

I enjoy a good AMP visit and table shower as much as the next guy. But it's kind of an apples to oranges comparison and there are plenty of mongers who prefer indies, for a number of reasons.

Remember, we are the buyers and we can balance the market!

That sounds good, in theory, but in practice there's no way to know what percentage of NOVA mongers read this forum. One reason this market supports higher prices is the abundance of men with more money than sense. The DMV, by virtue of the prevalence of govt jobs, along with all the private companies that contract with govt, tends to be rather recession resistant.

IMHO, the best any individual monger can hope to achieve is to think with the big head and make the best choices he can. It would be nice if it were possible for some kind of concerted effort to "move the market," but I think that's a pipe dream.

[Bossanova86]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/23219275.html

Pics are her but maybe a few years old. She's a Thai hottie. Provides a great massage with all the usual extras. Highly recommended. Great body on this one. Whew. Has another younger girl there too that was cute.

The other girl is Richy FYI, same apartment after the other lady left Zenusa, I'd recommend her.

[Sagras14]

Hi Fellow mongers, I am coming into Alexandria Crystal City Sat-Tues. Looking for recommendations. Prefer young, petite asian exp. Does not have to be FS but that would be nice to have on the menu. TS would be nice too. Not going to venture too far from Crystal City so I'm thinking Alex / Arlington area. I saw ad from Golden (I think on bedpage (K-place). When I called there the Mama was not real helpful over the phone, said only 2 girls working, middle age, really got offended when I asked ages and build. The fact they are prominent on bedpage suggests there's lots on the menu and I can understand not wanting to give too much away over the phone. Do anu of you you know this place or do you have any suggestions for a monger bro from NC? Feel free to PM me.

Thanks brothers. Stay safe!

[Rainism]

I visited 3 days ago, probably the first time in almost a year, and the place has changed ownership and signage from Yumi Spa to Golden A Spa. There is no mms here, the girls take turns opening the door. A Chinese provider welcomed me, this place was only available for massage and HJ services before No table shower but the massage was very good.

But now they offer all FS services. I paid 30 minutes for the house, 60 minutes and waited more than 5 minutes to get undressed.

She name is Hannah, from China and has been here for 3 months and speaks basic English Height is 5"5 with a petite body and A cup natural boobs, Age is late 40's. Early 50's.

After the oil massage she asked me what service you want, I said I wanted FS and she wanted 200 tip I refused and only got HJ service I didn't feel good and I think she is not worth 200 tip GPS. Bad attitude. (total damage 60 + 40 tip) I was stayed 20 min.

I would not recommend and will not repeat here again.

[Rainism]

I will agree on this. Way over-priced at $300 if only a vertical shower with No assistance. Add to that the hit or miss texting, the references, the photo requests, etc. The AMP rate of $200 total (approx. $70 or $80 for the hour and the rest for the tip / service) is where I tap-out. The AMP ladies are more likely to insist on safety too which is a pro (as opposed to a con) in my view. For example, angel linda knows exactly where to draw the line while getting you where you need / want to be.

Dear my friend, thank you for your agreement.

VA. House fee 1 h 80, service tip 140-160.

MD -House fee 1 h 70, service tip120-140. (Basic) Total damage 200 - 220.

The service tip is based on my over 20 years of experience.

Legitimate businesses with a business license accept credit card payments. Independents, however, only accept cash or coins and they are expensive. No refunds.

I recommend that we use a lot of legitimate spas and companies with table showers and the independent provider's rate will go down.

Remember, we are the buyers and we can balance the market!

[NeoPS]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/23219275.html

Pics are her but maybe a few years old. She's a Thai hottie. Provides a great massage with all the usual extras. Highly recommended. Great body on this one. Whew. Has another younger girl there too that was cute.

What was the damage? She quoted me $$$ hhr, $$$$ hr, and that's only for a single pop.

[LowerBackPain]

I will agree on this. Way over-priced at $300 if only a vertical shower with No assistance. Add to that the hit or miss texting, the references, the photo requests, etc. The AMP rate of $200 total (approx. $70 or $80 for the hour and the rest for the tip / service) is where I tap-out. The AMP ladies are more likely to insist on safety too which is a pro (as opposed to a con) in my view. For example, angel linda knows exactly where to draw the line while getting you where you need / want to be.

VA. Service charge + tip 80 1 h, 140.
MD - 1 h 70.
Includes free table shower and massage.
Spa, massage therapy, acupressure.
They operate their business with a legitimate license.
Independent providers. 360- 400.
No table shower, no massage. Everything is illegal.
They are GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome).
Overpriced for the service.
I think 160-200 is about right.
Which place would you choose?
We are buyers, so we can make the right price.

[Rainism]

I'd never do that.

Also, all these independents asking 360, are easily convinced on 300. So mongers save your money and let's keep the rates at a standard 300 IMHO.

VA. Service charge + tip 80 1 h, 140.

MD - 1 h 70.

Includes free table shower and massage.

Spa, massage therapy, acupressure.

They operate their business with a legitimate license.

Independent providers. 360- 400.

No table shower, no massage. Everything is illegal.

They are GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome).

Overpriced for the service.

I think 160-200 is about right.

Which place would you choose?

We are buyers, so we can make the right price.

[ImmaculateBbbj]

Been taking some W's and some L's as I make my way east. Had some fun in Louisville and made landing in NOVA again to finally settle in. I was curious about BiBi last time I was around but she wasn't working apparently BUT when I called wellness, she was available. Unsure if its the same lady since I know AMP's will throw anyone at you if the girl needs volume.

Reading here she was supposed to have D's but the lady I saw definitely had C's at best. Sexy MILF easily in her 40's or even more and objectively pretty good shape regardless. Skinnier at maybe 5'4/5'5 with dark brown highlights that goes below the shoulders. She had a blue skin tight cotton dress on with I think ice cream popsicles on them? If anyone can confirm that was BiBi, it would help me at least feel satisfied or successfully duped LOL. The other lady on deck was a broad shoulder woman who was about the same height and better English as this woman calling herself BiBi was scant on any English.

Table shower was good and tbh, her massage skills were not terrible. Easily could have gone to a legit spa and gotten better but if its only $80 for a legit massage and that was it, I would not complain. Loved the hands running from the base of my neck to the bottom half of my head to the occipital bone. Service wise was two Benjamins for BBFS and I feel like it was fair price. BBFS runs expensive nowadays no matter where you go so its about what I expect when I got to K-houses and get a MILF for 30 without a massage. Good trade and she is actually really nice. Knowing Korean helps with the conversation.

Is this the same BB or a new one? BTW, sounds very tempting! Thanks for details.

[Delee1234]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/23219275.html

Pics are her but maybe a few years old. She's a Thai hottie. Provides a great massage with all the usual extras. Highly recommended. Great body on this one. Whew. Has another younger girl there too that was cute.

[DoYouKnow]

998 - same location?

Yepper. Same location.

[Samizza]

I'd never do that.

Also, all these independents asking 360, are easily convinced on 300. So mongers save your money and let's keep the rates at a standard 300 IMHO.

I saw bedpage her AD.

Her name is Sherlyn, she's Asian.

I got a text from her. Ending 4 digt 9808.

"Massage relaxing body to body and more kissing lick 👅 69 BJ full service 360 $ for 1 h.

Private apartments.

Free parking.

No rush.

100% real pic".

Send pic of you for me please.

She said she couldn't come if I didn't send a picture of my face, and she wanted me to send a picture of myself.

Who would ask you to send them a picture of your face?

Asking customers for photos is either crazy or fake advertising.

It's very offensive and disgusting.

[Rainism]

I saw bedpage her AD.

Her name is Sherlyn, she's Asian.

I got a text from her. Ending 4 digt 9808.

"Massage relaxing body to body and more kissing lick 👅 69 BJ full service 360 $ for 1 h.

Private apartments.

Free parking.

No rush.

100% real pic".

Send pic of you for me please.

She said she couldn't come if I didn't send a picture of my face, and she wanted me to send a picture of myself.

Who would ask you to send them a picture of your face?

Asking customers for photos is either crazy or fake advertising.

It's very offensive and disgusting.

[FlynnJonesFd]

I know there's been a lot of talk about her of late, so I thought I would share some other references.

Saw her in the lobby. Yes, it's the overdone plastic barbie figure. Huge rear, huge MM tits. But she had a good look to her and while she is 'extremes' it's not some clown face or circus act like some other posts have made her out to be. You've seen plenty of this type at the club. Bright lipstick, overdue tits and rear. But they still look like they will be a wild trip. I've seen some real trashed faces and figures (Ruby from VB is one who was so much better before but now is overdone and a bit of a mess) and I wouldn't put her in this category at all. If you want a tight little natural figure. She's not it. If you want something that looks like a firecracker about to pop. And you like playing with plastic a bit. Consider giving her a try.

She's basically PSE when it comes to the BBBJ style, moving that rear, grinding, shaking that booty. And she looks amazing in CG. FK, but a funky style that was more film star than passionate. Her attitude was fantastic and quite lively. Massage was pretty basic I think. Doesn't really converse in english, but ready with the translator app. She was eager and knows how to move. Wouldn't hesitate to recommend if you are ok with the body type.

Hadn't been to FHOH before, but given some of the comments I was expecting a bunch of grannies or something. Quite the contrary, I was surprised at how young nearly everyone was in there. (unlike some AMPs I've seen). Sandra at the desk is mature, but more like an attractive stiffler's mom. Def someone you'd want to see how sultry she could be, not some overdone granny. Most of the staff I saw were all attractive or cute. And only one I thought was a hard pass due to age / basic looking. It's not a lineup of all tiny stick figures, or all basic over the hills. What I saw was a bunch of young or maybe 30 somethings that all were pretty attractive. I know I'm going to have a hard time to limit my consumption!

[Patch24m]

998 - same location?

Lets not all rush over there but distribute the load, between 678 and 998, the talent pool is ridiculous. The manager is keeping knows what she is doing. Let's just keep them open for along as this well keeps the thirst quenches. I have to say. "Kelly, at 678", Damn she is awesome. If you know Wendy and how good she is. Kelly is great as well. Nice body and skills by far, shocking. Would give her 5 Stars. She is new to the rotation so keep her around. Happy mongering.