Massage Parlor Reports

[SnailMail15]

Not new to the boards but new to this scene so to speak. Will be visiting soon and thought I would finally give a parlor a try. Worst comes to worst and I end up with a mediocre message.

I have been reading this thread in general and found it very helpful. However why not post to see if there are any tips or things you all wished you knew when you started visiting them. Feel free to PM.

Thanks in advance. Stay safe out there.

[OrZammar]

How do you recommend someone find Viviana? Please provide some contact info, like name of spa, location. Thanks.

I / think / this is the one. Goes by Vivianne or some variation of that name. I could also be wrong.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no...a/7192750.html

[PilotAviator]

I saw an advert today for a new spa at 2110 Gallows Rd in Vienna.

So, I googled the address to see where it is -- and since a google-earth pic was available, I chose to look at it.

Just so happens when the google-pic vehicle grabbed the image shown, a monger-brother was just opening the door (and was facing the camera).

Everyone can have a chuckle. And be grateful it is not you in the pic.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Rhinopole]

Saw Viviana this morning, first time seeing here. Beautiful, looked to be in her late 20's. Really nice body on her and was super sweet. Massage was decent as was the ending $.4 total damage.

If you are looking for a sexy young Latina, check her out!

How do you recommend someone find Viviana? Please provide some contact info, like name of spa, location. Thanks.

[Start2]

Legit Massages with a Detailed Receipt (Your name, Provider's name, Service Provided) are now approved by the IRS to use your Flexible Spending Account. Are there any provider's you recommend that can fulfill IRS requirements?

As a caveat, recently the owner / promoter of the 930 Club (DC) recently tried to "hard sell" a provider at a massage chain. Afterwards she contacted LE and they quickly set up a sting. Now you can read all about it in the papers.

[Start2]

I paid a visit to Oasis in Dumfries and see what the deal is about this place. It's located in a sort of old dumpy small strip mall. I went in the mid-morning and the provider who answered the door didn't give the friendliest of welcomes. I got the sense she probably was in the middle of some other stuff (e. G. Cleaning or doing laundry) as she was still trying to tie up her hair when she opened the door. I walked and in and asked for 30 minutes. The rates are 60 for half, 80 for the hour.

The place is "old" so don't expect Spa Sung of Springfield type of interior. Asked for medium massage and she did an ok job. She asked me if I wanted the front massaged and when I said yes, she had me flip. She went for the standard noVA. I told her to tease me and that's what she did. She knows how to tease and edge a guy, I'll give her credit for that. I was done in about 20 minutes, a. K. a. The "Korean 30 minute" session LOL, tipped her 40, and was on my way.

She was fairly attractive face wise, probably late 40's, about average height for the Korean AMPs. She was wearing a hot pink dress showing off some cleavage. Just the fact she wore a dress makes me think more can be on the menu like DATY and FS. However, I can tell she is very experienced and likely to hustle a monger out of more than what he should be paying for anything above standard noVA. If she was wearing some tight short shorts sand t-shirt or tank top showing off her body, I may had tried for a little more. The cheezy Vegas stripper dress doesn't really get me excited. I didn't get her name as I don't plan on returning unless I'm in a pinch and need my yellow fever needs met while in the area.

Agree that she's a experienced hustler with the caveat that if you're a experienced monger you'll have a wonderful time. If you're in the area or looking for a enthusiastic provider I recommend as long as you've been in the hobby a while. Will repeat.

[RustyMuffler]

Saran Wrap = The poor man's Magnum.

Seriously, why don't you just take your own cover in with you to avoid this kind of situation altogether?

I generally take at least two because I'm an optimist by nature.

Saran wrap? What did you tip for this nonsense? I hope not much.

They have a big, industrial size roll of Saran Wrap in there. Scary stuff.

[Krakatoa]

Saran wrap? What did you tip for this nonsense? I hope not much.

They have a big, industrial size roll of Saran Wrap in there. Scary stuff.

[JustAGuy316]

I stopped in on my way home last week. I tried to get the same girl that I had an amazing massage with back walk and topless roaming, but she wasn't there. I got an awkward massage from this girl for an hour.

Good: Lots of teasing during the session ending was topless and FIV.

Bad: haggling over tip with poor English, and a really odd massage.

House. 8.

Tip. 6.

I wish I could give names for both but I honestly don't remember the first and didn't want the second.

I'm on the fence if I will return or not.

[NyHornet]

Next up was a favorite Chinese AMP in Manassas. Blue Therapy off of Digges. Lucy, was my provider's name. Mature Chinese but still fairly attractive. It's 40 for 30 minute option and 60 for the hour. I went with the 30 minute option. When flipper, I made the FS sign but she thought I was meaning BJ sign, which she didn't resist. I explained the FS sign again but this time she declined. So I went with standard noVA, which she took direction well and edged me to an explosive finish. Tipped 40 and she was happy with that. Big difference between some of the Korean places where the providers are expecting a lot more for a standard noVA.

Well, I had an itch today, and decided to visit Blue Sky based on the above review. I didn't get Lucy, but drew Angela, a young looking, very attractive lady with plenty of cleavage showing. I introduced myself and got a nice friendly hug, before laying down. The massage was progressing nicely, when the older lady / mamasan said something to Angela in Chinese. I didn't think much about it, until later when I started roaming, and the feel didn't quite seem right, but I haven't seen Angela before so I was really still clueless until I turned over and their is Mamasan. Now, she knows from many visits, that I prefer younger, really anyone but her. And in fact, I have turned and left and gone down the street many times when she was the only 9 ne available. She is a nice lady, and massage is OK, but she is not attractive and it's my fantasy, not hers. I let her know I wasn't happy with the switch, without asking me first, which has happened on occasion over the years when someone's regular shows up. Sometimes I've said Ok, sometimes No. Today would have been NO. Well, I let her finish and gave her a reasonable tip, but then I chastised her again, and told her if she ever does it again, I will get up and leave with zero tip. She got the message! Anyway be aware, just in case they try it on you. She also confirmed with me that Lucy is still there too. BTW, if I was shorted with my Angela time, by one of you guys, please PM me with your experience or just reply here.

[Asphalt]

https://dc.rubratings.com/133208

Had some business down Rt 1 so I took the plunge. The door can't be seen from Rt. 1 or the sidestreet but once in the parking lot there are obvious signs pointing the way. The door opened and a decent looking Chinese (I think) girl squarely built but not fat opened the door. She wore a short tube dress that spoke of good things to come. The house fee is. 8 and a shower is available. The massage was terrible. She seemed to know how to massage but it became just a lot of very fast, firm to almost uncomfortable rubbing. It was like she had way too much coffee in the morning. She didn't short me on time or try to rush me out but she was just frantic with her hands. To be honest I was glad when it ended. She was quite generous with the roaming though and there was nothing off limits in that regard. I didn't like the C-cup manmades (I just don't like them at all) but the rest of her was pretty good. To my surprise she didn't begin to bargain, she just began the handshake while I roamed everywhere and was quite happy with it. More might be available but I didn't go there.

In all it was an uninspiring event. If I ever stop in again there is was another more slender woman who looked to be a bit older that I would try but not Jenny again.

[Grouper1980]

In Chantilly. Yumi and Beebe are now gone. Two older women named Suni / sonny? And Nana now work there. Suni gives a decent TS and massage. She may come off as cold if it's her first time meeting you. She stripped on flip and she kept her body fit with a decent pair of man mades. YMMV but she wouldn't accept $120 for CBJ so extras may not be available unless you spend some cash. Nana can't be taller than 5'2" and she is much more open and talkative. She is thicker than the usual spinner types some guys go for. I didn't care because I like my girls bigger. Nana quoted $180 for FS. I declined.

I'm glad to see the menus are getting bigger ("typical NOVA" is a thing) but filet prices for sirloin cuts of meat is ridiculous. I was in OKC not too long ago and your dollar goes a lot further there.

[SonChi]

Saw Kiki at Crystal on Gallows, and it was my first and last time going to an AMP on black Friday, at least by Tyson's because it was so busy.

Started off well enough, Kiki is a cute 24 year old from Taiwan with a nice pair of tastefully enhanced C cups. She is probably the girl from the previous post about Crystal because she had a nice landing strip. Opted for 30 min for. 6 since there is no TS, and she proceeded to give me a dry rub like I was a chicken wing. No technique or effort. She seemed tired so I asked about her day and she confirmed they had been slammed. Right on cue the doorbell rings and she has to go greet the customer, comes back in 5 minutes and continues the "massage". After probably 7 minutes total of this asks to flip and jumps right to negotiations, agree to BJ for. 8. I was expecting BBBJ but she grabbed the Saran wrap which I was curious about, but it turns out you feel less than with a condom. She had decent technique but had to finish with her hand bc of the wrap.

She had to go let someone else in right after that but then did apologize for shorting me on time (I was in and out in about 25 minutes) when she came to escort me to the door. She said she'd make it up to me if I come back, but I doubt I will.

Saran wrap? What did you tip for this nonsense? I hope not much.

[Asphalt]

YMMV or not. Had a dream last night and it was a good one. Paid 6 for 30 min session ended up having a 45 min session because we were in the mood. During the TS the tease was just right she gave plenty of attention to the boys. When the massage began that's where it all began. As I laid face down she removed all her clothes and began kissing my body from head to toe. As she got lower she was rubbing her boobs on my back and also licking so let's just say when she got to the cheeks she gave them attention and this was just the start. Fast forwarding I turned around and negotiated with her on price. She did BBBJ, FIV, Rimming, and FS. Overall experience was a 9/10 she is in her young 30's, looks I rate at a 8/10, about 5,2", does speak English with accent, and she's Korean. You cannot find her on Craigslist, CxG, nor on Rub-maps please use google as your search engine to narrow down the hidden gem. She only works Friday to Sunday's Her name is J-u-l-I-e so if you decide to make an appointment when you see her let her know "C-h-a-r-l-I-e recommended me" so she knows not to give a legit massage. She told me that she barley gets customers because of the location in W-a-l-d-o-r-f, MD. Lastly the spa is called s-e-r-e-n-I-t-y Spa as always may time be on your side goodnight and good luck. I will only answer detailed questions to seniors through pm. If I do not reply to a senior it is because your inbox is full. Also if I get asked the same questions multiple times then I'll just make a public post. Gentlemen I apologize for my post being removed. I have made all the changes necessary to keep you informed. Please ignore the dash marks. As always good night and good luck.

Very different from my experience there a year ago or so, and that's a good thing. I wonder if the weekday girl measures up.

[Alaskan12]

Saw Angela at Crystal on Gallows 30 minutes paid house 50. Angela is cute 26 yr old face 8/10. Began with light feather touch massage allowe roaming ic went to negotiate after about 5 minutes. Settled CBS $. She got undressed gave b2 b for a few minutes then covered jr. Asked for day and she got in69 position for a few minutes then turned and let me suck her B cups. She got back to CBJ and my hands roamed all over and she allowed light fiv. After about 10 minutes or so my time was up and had not popped so she took cover off and finished by hand while my hands were roaming all over her.