Massage Parlor Reports

**Krakatoa** · 12-02-19 23:04

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Saran wrap? What did you tip for this nonsense? I hope not much.

They have a big, industrial size roll of Saran Wrap in there. Scary stuff.

**JustAGuy316** · 12-02-19 22:20

I stopped in on my way home last week. I tried to get the same girl that I had an amazing massage with back walk and topless roaming, but she wasn't there. I got an awkward massage from this girl for an hour.

Good: Lots of teasing during the session ending was topless and FIV.

Bad: haggling over tip with poor English, and a really odd massage.

House. 8.

Tip. 6.

I wish I could give names for both but I honestly don't remember the first and didn't want the second.

I'm on the fence if I will return or not.

**NyHornet** · 12-02-19 19:04

Next up was a favorite Chinese AMP in Manassas. Blue Therapy off of Digges. Lucy, was my provider's name. Mature Chinese but still fairly attractive. It's 40 for 30 minute option and 60 for the hour. I went with the 30 minute option. When flipper, I made the FS sign but she thought I was meaning BJ sign, which she didn't resist. I explained the FS sign again but this time she declined. So I went with standard noVA, which she took direction well and edged me to an explosive finish. Tipped 40 and she was happy with that. Big difference between some of the Korean places where the providers are expecting a lot more for a standard noVA.

Well, I had an itch today, and decided to visit Blue Sky based on the above review. I didn't get Lucy, but drew Angela, a young looking, very attractive lady with plenty of cleavage showing. I introduced myself and got a nice friendly hug, before laying down. The massage was progressing nicely, when the older lady / mamasan said something to Angela in Chinese. I didn't think much about it, until later when I started roaming, and the feel didn't quite seem right, but I haven't seen Angela before so I was really still clueless until I turned over and their is Mamasan. Now, she knows from many visits, that I prefer younger, really anyone but her. And in fact, I have turned and left and gone down the street many times when she was the only 9 ne available. She is a nice lady, and massage is OK, but she is not attractive and it's my fantasy, not hers. I let her know I wasn't happy with the switch, without asking me first, which has happened on occasion over the years when someone's regular shows up. Sometimes I've said Ok, sometimes No. Today would have been NO. Well, I let her finish and gave her a reasonable tip, but then I chastised her again, and told her if she ever does it again, I will get up and leave with zero tip. She got the message! Anyway be aware, just in case they try it on you. She also confirmed with me that Lucy is still there too. BTW, if I was shorted with my Angela time, by one of you guys, please PM me with your experience or just reply here.

**Asphalt** · 12-02-19 18:10

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Had some business down Rt 1 so I took the plunge. The door can't be seen from Rt. 1 or the sidestreet but once in the parking lot there are obvious signs pointing the way. The door opened and a decent looking Chinese (I think) girl squarely built but not fat opened the door. She wore a short tube dress that spoke of good things to come. The house fee is. 8 and a shower is available. The massage was terrible. She seemed to know how to massage but it became just a lot of very fast, firm to almost uncomfortable rubbing. It was like she had way too much coffee in the morning. She didn't short me on time or try to rush me out but she was just frantic with her hands. To be honest I was glad when it ended. She was quite generous with the roaming though and there was nothing off limits in that regard. I didn't like the C-cup manmades (I just don't like them at all) but the rest of her was pretty good. To my surprise she didn't begin to bargain, she just began the handshake while I roamed everywhere and was quite happy with it. More might be available but I didn't go there.

In all it was an uninspiring event. If I ever stop in again there is was another more slender woman who looked to be a bit older that I would try but not Jenny again.

**Grouper1980** · 12-02-19 16:04

Originally Posted by MasterFool101 [View Original Post]

In Chantilly. Yumi and Beebe are now gone. Two older women named Suni / sonny? And Nana now work there. Suni gives a decent TS and massage. She may come off as cold if it's her first time meeting you. She stripped on flip and she kept her body fit with a decent pair of man mades. YMMV but she wouldn't accept $120 for CBJ so extras may not be available unless you spend some cash. Nana can't be taller than 5'2" and she is much more open and talkative. She is thicker than the usual spinner types some guys go for. I didn't care because I like my girls bigger. Nana quoted $180 for FS. I declined.

I'm glad to see the menus are getting bigger ("typical NOVA" is a thing) but filet prices for sirloin cuts of meat is ridiculous. I was in OKC not too long ago and your dollar goes a lot further there.

**SonChi** · 12-02-19 14:38

Originally Posted by SSmith [View Original Post]

Saw Kiki at Crystal on Gallows, and it was my first and last time going to an AMP on black Friday, at least by Tyson's because it was so busy.

Started off well enough, Kiki is a cute 24 year old from Taiwan with a nice pair of tastefully enhanced C cups. She is probably the girl from the previous post about Crystal because she had a nice landing strip. Opted for 30 min for. 6 since there is no TS, and she proceeded to give me a dry rub like I was a chicken wing. No technique or effort. She seemed tired so I asked about her day and she confirmed they had been slammed. Right on cue the doorbell rings and she has to go greet the customer, comes back in 5 minutes and continues the "massage". After probably 7 minutes total of this asks to flip and jumps right to negotiations, agree to BJ for. 8. I was expecting BBBJ but she grabbed the Saran wrap which I was curious about, but it turns out you feel less than with a condom. She had decent technique but had to finish with her hand bc of the wrap.

She had to go let someone else in right after that but then did apologize for shorting me on time (I was in and out in about 25 minutes) when she came to escort me to the door. She said she'd make it up to me if I come back, but I doubt I will.

Saran wrap? What did you tip for this nonsense? I hope not much.

**Asphalt** · 12-02-19 06:24

Originally Posted by Alonso24 [View Original Post]

YMMV or not. Had a dream last night and it was a good one. Paid 6 for 30 min session ended up having a 45 min session because we were in the mood. During the TS the tease was just right she gave plenty of attention to the boys. When the massage began that's where it all began. As I laid face down she removed all her clothes and began kissing my body from head to toe. As she got lower she was rubbing her boobs on my back and also licking so let's just say when she got to the cheeks she gave them attention and this was just the start. Fast forwarding I turned around and negotiated with her on price. She did BBBJ, FIV, Rimming, and FS. Overall experience was a 9/10 she is in her young 30's, looks I rate at a 8/10, about 5,2", does speak English with accent, and she's Korean. You cannot find her on Craigslist, CxG, nor on Rub-maps please use google as your search engine to narrow down the hidden gem. She only works Friday to Sunday's Her name is J-u-l-I-e so if you decide to make an appointment when you see her let her know "C-h-a-r-l-I-e recommended me" so she knows not to give a legit massage. She told me that she barley gets customers because of the location in W-a-l-d-o-r-f, MD. Lastly the spa is called s-e-r-e-n-I-t-y Spa as always may time be on your side goodnight and good luck. I will only answer detailed questions to seniors through pm. If I do not reply to a senior it is because your inbox is full. Also if I get asked the same questions multiple times then I'll just make a public post. Gentlemen I apologize for my post being removed. I have made all the changes necessary to keep you informed. Please ignore the dash marks. As always good night and good luck.

Very different from my experience there a year ago or so, and that's a good thing. I wonder if the weekday girl measures up.

**Alaskan12** · 12-01-19 22:21

Saw Angela at Crystal on Gallows 30 minutes paid house 50. Angela is cute 26 yr old face 8/10. Began with light feather touch massage allowe roaming ic went to negotiate after about 5 minutes. Settled CBS $. She got undressed gave b2 b for a few minutes then covered jr. Asked for day and she got in69 position for a few minutes then turned and let me suck her B cups. She got back to CBJ and my hands roamed all over and she allowed light fiv. After about 10 minutes or so my time was up and had not popped so she took cover off and finished by hand while my hands were roaming all over her.

**S Smith** · 12-01-19 14:08

Saw Kiki at Crystal on Gallows, and it was my first and last time going to an AMP on black Friday, at least by Tyson's because it was so busy.

Started off well enough, Kiki is a cute 24 year old from Taiwan with a nice pair of tastefully enhanced C cups. She is probably the girl from the previous post about Crystal because she had a nice landing strip. Opted for 30 min for. 6 since there is no TS, and she proceeded to give me a dry rub like I was a chicken wing. No technique or effort. She seemed tired so I asked about her day and she confirmed they had been slammed. Right on cue the doorbell rings and she has to go greet the customer, comes back in 5 minutes and continues the "massage". After probably 7 minutes total of this asks to flip and jumps right to negotiations, agree to BJ for. 8. I was expecting BBBJ but she grabbed the Saran wrap which I was curious about, but it turns out you feel less than with a condom. She had decent technique but had to finish with her hand bc of the wrap.

She had to go let someone else in right after that but then did apologize for shorting me on time (I was in and out in about 25 minutes) when she came to escort me to the door. She said she'd make it up to me if I come back, but I doubt I will.

**Adam2238** · 12-01-19 13:47

Originally Posted by BigDaddyDiddle [View Original Post]

She is really sexy and friendly but I'm not sure what I did wrong. I just saw her as a walk in. When it came time for the end she just left and like 10 minutes later another person came in (didn't catch her name) was like Viviana had another appointment your time is done. Can someone let me know what went wrong, PM or reply.

She did come off as kind of shy to me. And when we got to the ending I had to ask for the extra service, she did not give any hints or signs she was going to ask me which was a first for me.

**Alaskan12** · 12-01-19 11:23

Originally Posted by Adam2238 [View Original Post]

Saw Viviana this morning, first time seeing here. Beautiful, looked to be in her late 20's. Really nice body on her and was super sweet. Massage was decent as was the ending $.4 total damage.

If you are looking for a sexy young Latina, check her out!

New at this. Gone to couple AMPs and not satisfied but like Latinas and Viviana sounds great. How do I find her to try her out?

**Rhinopole** · 12-01-19 09:55

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

Maybe it's the Gallows Crystal? I'm just basing it on previous posts saying the provider was young and that there was no TS. I might be wrong however.

No table shower means it's likely Crystal on Gallows Road.

**BigDaddyDiddle** · 12-01-19 01:40

Originally Posted by Adam2238 [View Original Post]

Saw Viviana this morning, first time seeing here. Beautiful, looked to be in her late 20's. Really nice body on her and was super sweet. Massage was decent as was the ending $.4 total damage.

If you are looking for a sexy young Latina, check her out!

She is really sexy and friendly but I'm not sure what I did wrong. I just saw her as a walk in. When it came time for the end she just left and like 10 minutes later another person came in (didn't catch her name) was like Viviana had another appointment your time is done. Can someone let me know what went wrong, PM or reply.

**MasterFool101** · 12-01-19 01:40

In Chantilly. Yumi and Beebe are now gone. Two older women named Suni / sonny? And Nana now work there. Suni gives a decent TS and massage. She may come off as cold if it's her first time meeting you. She stripped on flip and she kept her body fit with a decent pair of man mades. YMMV but she wouldn't accept $120 for CBJ so extras may not be available unless you spend some cash. Nana can't be taller than 5'2" and she is much more open and talkative. She is thicker than the usual spinner types some guys go for. I didn't care because I like my girls bigger. Nana quoted $180 for FS. I declined.

**TheOuroboros** · 12-01-19 01:25

Originally Posted by HarleyDude29 [View Original Post]

After my dismal experience with Sonia one day, I wanted a better experience. Saw Madrid advertising at a shop in Falls Church, so things sounded good.

Nova. bedpage.com/ TherapeuticMassage / falls-church-va-USA /9411794. Html.

Nice place in office building in Seven Corners. Very nice lady, Madrid met me at the door and I got comfortable on table. She was great to talk to Nd we had a great conversation. She asked what I didn't like about others and I mentioned the fact of people charging high rates and then wanting a big tip. She didn't respond so that was first clue. On the flip, she wanted to know what I wanted and we spoke in sign language and it became apparent there was only one dish on the menu, and that required more investment. She had rebuffed A motion for otc top early on. After wanting more investment, I told her I was fine and had no more to share and I was good.

That threw her totally off script, so I guess other mongers have fallen for the increase. She then said she would help me, and I told her there was no interest in self service, so she said she would handle. As she began a HE, it didn't feel right, and I see she has a rubber glove on. That was the final blow. Told her it just wasn't dogging to work, and she sId she had a cut on her finger-guess she didn't think about other hand. I told her I was done, and she got really concerned that I was leaving unhappy. At that time I am just cutting losses and moving on. She then comes and shows me her tits, very nice I might add, and wanted me to play with them. What a difference from when she didn't want them as part of the show.

I continue to be amazed a how these folks stay in business with the lack of / cost of service. I know it's hard to think while on the table but we all need to say enough is enough.

If I could pin a gold ribbon on this post I would. Well done for standing your ground and really happy that she caved and it worked out in your favor. If every monger could follow your role instead of dishing out and contributing to GPS we wouldn't have to act like this to begin with.