Massage Parlor Reports

[RustyMuffler]

I've gone out for Thai food very often too. It just so happens my favorite chefs are the same two who were mentioned by OldManInVirginia. My meals have primarily been at Restaurant de Tara, but I've also dined at KK's Kitchen.

But I've not enjoyed the same menu items as described by the original poster, Sexingit. I have had some very delicious appetizers, but I always end up with the standard "Northern Virginia special". (But with some very nice visuals on the side. After all, the presentation is an important part of the meal too).

However, if anyone has had more of an "all you can eat" buffet or a four course meal provided by either of these two local chefs, I'd love to hear about it. Receiving a PM from someone "in the know" would be great.

I'm wondering if I should keep holding out hope for a more filling meal? Or a special dessert? Yes, I know these kinds of dining experiences involve chemistry, and it's always a YMMV proposition. But I just would like to know if I should keep trying to land "the big one"?

Thanks in advance for restaurant reviews of anyone's experiences with these two top shelf hotties.

Bon appetit.

I have gone to Tara and KK pretty often, but haven't enjoyed quite what you get from your go-to. Lucky guy.

The grass is greener on the other side seems to be the case. I'm over here getting BBBJx2 for $ from my go-to Thai lady. Maybe only visit the ones that are associated to good Thai masseuse? KK, Tara, and Nalee come to mind but some people want to drive the newest and hottest car on the lot. It's only a crapshoot if you try unreviewed girls.

Plus my reputation helps as Ive been with my go-to for years. About 6 years plus so far.

[Krakatoa]

Do these places with the amazing reviews only provide the services for forum members with 1-2 post history?

I appreciate your point, but this doesn't strike me as so over the top as to be shill material. I think newbies are often easily impressed. I think they want to write an entertaining post. Also, this guy could easily have been fooled about the BBBJ. We've all been there.

[Anona123]

Visited this place again after hearing about Kiki. I set up an appointment for an hour with her but oddly the girl there told me her name was Angela (I had Angela last time and definitely was a different girl). Anyways, this girl was better than the first "Angela". Pretty face (7/10 actually looks somewhat like you see on ACS ads), very nice tight petite body (7/10), natural Bs or Cs. And service was 8/10. Greeted at the door by a nicely dressed girl. She led me to the room and put on some music. Body rub was very very very sensual with a few "surprise moves" that I've never had at an AMP before. Needless to say I enjoyed that a lot, even though it was time to flip after 20 min.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that she was shaven down below! Not a fan of the Bush at these places so I was happy to see it bare, and actually looked like it was done earlier that day. A bit more teasing followed by CBJ. Normally CBJ does nothing for me especially if I haven't used a pill, but this girl was surprisingly good and enthusiastic that I might have been finished there. Got her in mish for the finish, and she looked great in that position. Idk if she liked me in particular but she was very affectionate during the clean up and exit.

Much better experience than my first visit here, and no weird smells either this time! $$ damage.

[Kijimuna]

Newby Had the privilege of seeing Lilly. Made appointment met at the door by Mamasan and let to the room, where I proceeded to undress. Lilly walks in and finishes, then led me to the TS. TS was good with moderate teasing with the light touch on the butt, on the flip made sure I was nice and clean paying attention to junior. The TS is one of my favorite parts was good but not exceptional. Led me back to the room, put hot towel on my back, came back and started a decent massage on my stomach. Allowed roaming for she was still fully dressed, as she provided a nice tease. Surprised me when I felt her breasts on my back. Spent about 30 minutes with the massage, breasts for about 5. Had me flip, she didn't try to negotiate for services still the tease and another surprise when she joined me on the table. Removed the rest of her cloths and proceeded into a good 69 secession, she was wet and just before I popped, stopped and finished with a HJ. CC is my go to place, have never been disappointing. Have tried a lot of the AMPs in the Tyson's area, but find them the best. Just wish she would have finished the BBBJ. Damage house 80 tip 120, not negotiating and provided what I am booking for tipped a little more.

Age guess 35-45.

Larger woman but not fat, B's or C's nice nipples.

Looks 7.

Performance 8,

Wlll repeat.

Do these places with the amazing reviews only provide the services for forum members with 1-2 post history?

[HornyOlderGuy]

Newby Had the privilege of seeing Lilly. Made appointment met at the door by Mamasan and let to the room, where I proceeded to undress. Lilly walks in and finishes, then led me to the TS. TS was good with moderate teasing with the light touch on the butt, on the flip made sure I was nice and clean paying attention to junior. The TS is one of my favorite parts was good but not exceptional. Led me back to the room, put hot towel on my back, came back and started a decent massage on my stomach. Allowed roaming for she was still fully dressed, as she provided a nice tease. Surprised me when I felt her breasts on my back. Spent about 30 minutes with the massage, breasts for about 5. Had me flip, she didn't try to negotiate for services still the tease and another surprise when she joined me on the table. Removed the rest of her cloths and proceeded into a good 69 secession, she was wet and just before I popped, stopped and finished with a HJ. CC is my go to place, have never been disappointing. Have tried a lot of the AMPs in the Tyson's area, but find them the best. Just wish she would have finished the BBBJ. Damage house 80 tip 120, not negotiating and provided what I am booking for tipped a little more.

Age guess 35-45.

Larger woman but not fat, B's or C's nice nipples.

Looks 7.

Performance 8,

Wlll repeat.

[Sexingit]

I have gone to Tara and KK pretty often, but haven't enjoyed quite what you get from your go-to. Lucky guy.

Respectfully treat the girls like an expired gym membership. Spend a bunch of time / money with them, let the membership expire and negotiate the next payment plan. These girls need the revenue especially if it's proven that your credit and loyalty is worth a discounted rate. It helps if the girl has worked in an area where donations are much lower because NOVA is an unrealistic market. Where else can girls charge top dollar well after their prime?

Money talks especially if they trust you.

[Kijimuna]

I recently saw Dara. Very good massage, ended the session with Thai massage. She was playful and gracious when I left. I will repeat.

Did you have to send her a pic of your drivers license?

[DoctorDoctor]

Also, on that note. I'd highly recommend you avoid the Reston Thai crew near the TJ's. Terrible service and low quality providers. I got roped into 3 diff one's and bad experience each time. Only reason I went was to try to get to the elusive Ginger I've heard so much about.

Below average 40+ thai woman. Go to MP and be happier.

Ones to avoid. Dara, Alise, Haru.

I recently saw Dara. Very good massage, ended the session with Thai massage. She was playful and gracious when I left. I will repeat.

[OldManInVa]

The grass is greener on the other side seems to be the case. I'm over here getting BBBJx2 for $ from my go-to Thai lady. Maybe only visit the ones that are associated to good Thai masseuse? KK, Tara, and Nalee come to mind but some people want to drive the newest and hottest car on the lot. It's only a crapshoot if you try unreviewed girls.

Plus my reputation helps as Ive been with my go-to for years. About 6 years plus so far.

I have gone to Tara and KK pretty often, but haven't enjoyed quite what you get from your go-to. Lucky guy.

[Sexingit]

Plenty of previous discussions about problems with visiting Thai providers.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4495996

Lisa's ad says she's here for a visit, so that's a clear red flag. It's usually not too hard to figure out who the visitors are by the wording of their ad or just by the fact that they're new and haven't been seen before. As your experience shows, it's a crapshoot that usually doesn't end well.

The grass is greener on the other side seems to be the case. I'm over here getting BBBJx2 for $ from my go-to Thai lady. Maybe only visit the ones that are associated to good Thai masseuse? KK, Tara, and Nalee come to mind but some people want to drive the newest and hottest car on the lot. It's only a crapshoot if you try unreviewed girls.

Plus my reputation helps as I’ve been with my go-to for years. About 6 years plus so far.

[Tom McAn]

After a few weeks of just ok escort session at $$$ a pop, I decided to try my luck with one of the local Thai providers. Sophie is operating out of a nice apt in FairOaks which is easy to get too and has a good amount of parking. The appointment was easy to setup and while she was a few minutes late inviting me up, it was no problem. Sophie is the girl in the pictures, but a little heavier and with straight hair now and packing what I believe are Cs. I was taken to the back room of her apt and asked what I wanted. I said the hour massage and paid $.2. I undressed, and laid on the table, in my birthday suit. Sophie provides a decent massage, but as others have written, nothing deep tissue. After a few teases, and a good amount of massage, I was asked to flip, and Sophie started working on my feet. I find Sophie very attractive. In the girl next store kind of way (plus she looks like someone I work with, that I kinda want to bang). Sophie immediately grabbed some oil and started to massage my member, going slow.

And using a warming gel that felt fantastic. She was clothed, which I was bummed about but god she gave a great.

HJ. She really drags it out, was giggling and looking at me the whole time. And IMO knows how to make it fun. I was then cleaned up, and offered some water. I noted that I was cut about 10 minutes, but was in absolute bliss. So I tipped her. 40 and asked her about the Nuru option, and whether she uses real gel. She grabbed my hand and poured some warmed nuru gel which felt authentic. But I've never had it before. Sophie said that she uses the bed that was right next to the massage table for that. I had a great time and recommend.

*Question for the regulars (feel free to PM me I'd you would like): Does she eventually offer more than a HJ? I really,

Really hope so, as I wanted to book a Nuru appointment, but I don't want to waste valuable fun dollars if I'm just going to GT an HJ. Responses will be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/sexy...-6124-22444120

I saw Sophie last month. I paid a base fee of $. 2 plus. 4 for removing her top; she never removed her panties. It was a HJ finish with my releasing on her tits. She told me she'd do FS for $$. 2 on a future visit; I'm not inclined to take her up on that offer. I find the upcharges annoying. Yet Sophie is a local provider and visiting Thai providers are even worse concerning upcharges. (JmSuttr has some excellent posts regarding that subject; I commend them to your reading.) We mongers need to keep prices reasonable or a lot of us are going to get priced out of the hobby.

[RobIvan]

Also, on that note. I'd highly recommend you avoid the Reston Thai crew near the TJ's. Terrible service and low quality providers. I got roped into 3 diff one's and bad experience each time. Only reason I went was to try to get to the elusive Ginger I've heard so much about.

Below average 40+ thai woman. Go to MP and be happier.

Ones to avoid. Dara, Alise, Haru.

Thai providers had a good thing going but that's coming to an end. Your $. 2 got you a nice to great massage and a NOVA finish plus a little bit. Sometimes you could even get a wider menu with tip. As an added bonus the pictures in the ads had a strong chance of being real.

Many of those quality Thai providers are still around, but they are getting lost in a field of rip-offs.

This weeks example: Lisa. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9188683.html.

70 x-5x4-744 x.

Pictures are not real and not representative.

She's closer to 54 than 34.

$. 2 gets oil smeared around your back for 15 minutes.

The flip gets you a hard up sell for anything.

Avoid Lisa and her roommate Jessy in McLean 70 x-6x2-874 x.

[DonQuiote]

Thai providers had a good thing going but that's coming to an end. Your $. 2 got you a nice to great massage and a NOVA finish plus a little bit. Sometimes you could even get a wider menu with tip. As an added bonus the pictures in the ads had a strong chance of being real.

Many of those quality Thai providers are still around, but they are getting lost in a field of rip-offs.

This weeks example: Lisa. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9188683.html.

70 x-5x4-744 x.

Pictures are not real and not representative.

She's closer to 54 than 34.

$. 2 gets oil smeared around your back for 15 minutes.

The flip gets you a hard up sell for anything.

Avoid Lisa and her roommate Jessy in McLean 70 x-6x2-874 x.

I had similar experience there. Now I know to stay away from that apartment. As soon as I arrived, I told her, "You are not the girl in the pic, which indicated real photos!" She swore that she is. I didn't argue, figured I'm here already. Then after the flip, she tells me that the $120 only pays for massage and nothing else. I told her that is way too much money. She wanted $100 just to take her clothes off and do HH. I was like no way. I wound up paying $40 for the ending, but told her that if they are only charging for massage it should be $80. I told her I won't be coming back to this apartment as it is not competitive. Told her you can get a attractive girl who does look like girl in pics with BJ and FS and everything for $200 or $220 to 30 minutes which is much more preferable to massage with older unattractive woman. Never again going to the Thai places.

[ALag69]

Has anyone checked out Shanghai Massage or any other of the AMP's from RubMaps at all? Curious if any of them do any extras at all.

[JmSuttr]

Thai providers had a good thing going but that's coming to an end. Your $. 2 got you a nice to great massage and a NOVA finish plus a little bit. Sometimes you could even get a wider menu with tip. As an added bonus the pictures in the ads had a strong chance of being real.

Many of those quality Thai providers are still around, but they are getting lost in a field of rip-offs.

This weeks example: Lisa. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9188683.html.

70 x-5x4-744 x.

Pictures are not real and not representative.

She's closer to 54 than 34.

$. 2 gets oil smeared around your back for 15 minutes.

The flip gets you a hard up sell for anything.

Avoid Lisa and her roommate Jessy in McLean 70 x-6x2-874 x.

Plenty of previous discussions about problems with visiting Thai providers.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4495996

Lisa's ad says she's here for a visit, so that's a clear red flag. It's usually not too hard to figure out who the visitors are by the wording of their ad or just by the fact that they're new and haven't been seen before. As your experience shows, it's a crapshoot that usually doesn't end well.