Massage Parlor Reports

[Buddyy]

Went back to this spot a few times during the shutdown. I got the same massage from the same girl but I didn't want an old lady massage (story for another post) and I don't trust my other regular spot (Potomac Therapy). During one of my visits and she tells me things are very slow so I thought I would try with the BJ again. She agreed but wanted more money than I had in my pocket. After I tipped her, she realized I meant business and told me on the way out she will suck next time. Returned a few weeks later and tried to dart straight to her for her legendary BJ skills but was intercepted by a new girl in a dress. She said this is her first day. Good massage, better than the other girl. I asked her for the BJ and she asked if they do that here, I said yes LOL. She wiped me down and BBBJ but it wasn't as great as it should have been. It was mostly HJ and dirty talk. Excellent clean up after. I will try again with the other girl.

Yea GripNSlip gave a perfect description of the two original girls, and damn they got a new girl?! I got to go back now I've been waiting for that to happen, what does the new girl look like? And age?

[Rubbed]

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

Absolutely. Have had many 'new provider' experiences. Know the ropes.

[VaPlay]

Hello NoVa. Fellow hobbyist from Raleigh visiting your area, thought I'd check out some local talent. Without a direct connection to anyone here for a recommendation, I went on the search.

Found harmony "spa" via switter, and an hour later I paid Alexa a visit. On initial contact, she made a point to tell me she is not Full Service, which I was totally fine with. Seeking a good rub in the right atmosphere. Their website seemed to tick all the boxes for that. What she DIDN'T tell me on the phone was the experience would be nothing like the description her switter ad or website portray. There was absolutely nothing sensual about it (maybe we just didn't click, but as a pretty friendly, laid-back guy, that is unusual for me, even with a new provider.) Maybe my choice of the standard 60 minute session instead of the twice-the-price nuru experience wasn't worth her time, I dunno.

Alexa is a nice looking girl. Pictures on the site are probably not her, but reasonably accurate in terms of size, shape, hair color. Etc.

The location was "safe and private" as described -- there were no 'soft music and candles'. It was basically an empty apartment in a low-ish rent building with a massage table set up in one of the bedrooms (probably duplicated in the other rooms.) The mattress on the floor behind the screen next to the table hinted that maybe there is more on offer for regulars, but there wasn't even a subtle hint to me.

Massage was average, at best. Again, not a hint of sensuality. No 'tease', not even conversation, which I tried to start a couple of times before giving up. She clearly didn't want to be there. "Flip over" just over a half-hour in to the hour, without any tease or build up were the fifth and sixth words she said the entire time. Average finish (I've had better at many AMPs. And worse), and we were done 38 minutes in to the hour I paid for. Rather than argue, I got dressed, and left with a "thanks", to which she replied "bye-bye" (dang. Just short of 10 words, total.).

Would definitely not recommend. I'd love to hear from anyone with a suggestion to make up for this one before I leave town.

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

[Serpico99]

I dropped by one of my favorite Chinese AMPs, all the way down on Digges Rd. (9001 Digges) Angela was working. As usual she gave a great massage and since she knows me well and likes me alot, above noVa standard. 50 for half hour, 70 for hour, no TS so come clean.

[Rubbed]

Hello NoVa. Fellow hobbyist from Raleigh visiting your area, thought I'd check out some local talent. Without a direct connection to anyone here for a recommendation, I went on the search.

Found harmony "spa" via switter, and an hour later I paid Alexa a visit. On initial contact, she made a point to tell me she is not Full Service, which I was totally fine with. Seeking a good rub in the right atmosphere. Their website seemed to tick all the boxes for that. What she DIDN'T tell me on the phone was the experience would be nothing like the description her switter ad or website portray. There was absolutely nothing sensual about it (maybe we just didn't click, but as a pretty friendly, laid-back guy, that is unusual for me, even with a new provider.) Maybe my choice of the standard 60 minute session instead of the twice-the-price nuru experience wasn't worth her time, I dunno.

Alexa is a nice looking girl. Pictures on the site are probably not her, but reasonably accurate in terms of size, shape, hair color. Etc.

The location was "safe and private" as described -- there were no 'soft music and candles'. It was basically an empty apartment in a low-ish rent building with a massage table set up in one of the bedrooms (probably duplicated in the other rooms.) The mattress on the floor behind the screen next to the table hinted that maybe there is more on offer for regulars, but there wasn't even a subtle hint to me.

Massage was average, at best. Again, not a hint of sensuality. No 'tease', not even conversation, which I tried to start a couple of times before giving up. She clearly didn't want to be there. "Flip over" just over a half-hour in to the hour, without any tease or build up were the fifth and sixth words she said the entire time. Average finish (I've had better at many AMPs. And worse), and we were done 38 minutes in to the hour I paid for. Rather than argue, I got dressed, and left with a "thanks", to which she replied "bye-bye" (dang. Just short of 10 words, total.).

Would definitely not recommend. I'd love to hear from anyone with a suggestion to make up for this one before I leave town.

[WxMan1]

For those that appreciate Angel in Fairfax, Coco said "try new girl. Started yesterday".

I said ok. Met a very nice and pretty young lady who arrived from NYC. I assume Coco put in a good word and she said we will have a good time. Started with TS and then had an enjoyable time. Good communications, nice smile and lots of fun. About the warmest time you can have and we both had fun and connected. Just really dreamy to be with a beautiful warm friendly gal. Closest to GFE without FK, BJ or FS (which I did not want anyway). We were both happy after the hour and had a lot of fun together.

She said Angel does not do BJ or FS but they do know how to make you happy and have a fun satisfying massage time. Said her name was "J". I said I would post to my friends and she said ok.

Welcome her to Virginia and treat her right. I did leave her $ tip and it was definitely worth it, without any negotiation upfront. But maybe Coco was I said put in a word for me.

Remember, "always be nice to the ladies"as someone else said on this board. BTW, I cannot say how the massage skills are, as we never really got to that. LOL.

Happy Guy 2.

Coco gave me the same spiel after my session with her for next time. My question, why try someone else when I think Coco is the best?

BTW, how much do you tip?

[Dr Bombay]

I usually visit the AMP on Holly Ave when I need a decent massage and an itch scratched. The ladies there are very nice and older. Until recently, when I visited and met Wendy. Very pretty and I would guess in her early 30's, nice smile and personality. And a very nice bod. She's not what I was used to in these parts.

I'm not sure exactly what's on the table but the negotiations weren't bad for what she offered. I wasn't looking for an extensive menu but I intend to visit more often. I hope she stays for awhile.

Oh, and afterwards, she finished the massage and got my full hour. . 60/. 60 for what consider a good deal.

[Happy Guy 2]

For those that appreciate Angel in Fairfax, Coco said "try new girl. Started yesterday".

I said ok. Met a very nice and pretty young lady who arrived from NYC. I assume Coco put in a good word and she said we will have a good time. Started with TS and then had an enjoyable time. Good communications, nice smile and lots of fun. About the warmest time you can have and we both had fun and connected. Just really dreamy to be with a beautiful warm friendly gal. Closest to GFE without FK, BJ or FS (which I did not want anyway). We were both happy after the hour and had a lot of fun together.

She said Angel does not do BJ or FS but they do know how to make you happy and have a fun satisfying massage time. Said her name was "J". I said I would post to my friends and she said ok.

Welcome her to Virginia and treat her right. I did leave her $ tip and it was definitely worth it, without any negotiation upfront. But maybe Coco was I said put in a word for me.

Remember, "always be nice to the ladies"as someone else said on this board. BTW, I cannot say how the massage skills are, as we never really got to that. LOL.

Happy Guy 2.

[JmSuttr]

I have been going to Massage Pro in Falls Church when I am looking for a massage and table shower only. They do a good job and are reasonably priced. The rooms have simple curtains, no doors. No hanky panky, but still good.

Does anyone out there know of other good places to get both a table shower and a massage without the extras? If a place is set up for extras and you only want the TS and the massage, it may not go well.

https://www.mapquest.com/us/virginia...-spa-365012800

I think Jin has added a table shower at her spa. She's a small but very strong Chinese MILF who does totally legit massage. She does very deep tissue (which I like) as her default style so, if that's not your thing, you'll need to tell her before and probably remind her during the session.

I used to be a regular but I'm single and I got the feeling she was sizing me up as boyfriend material. She may also have one or two other ladies with her but I don't have any info on them.

Also, if you talk to her during the session she will tend to get chatty and you will not understand 70% of what she says. If you stay quiet then she will probably do the same.

[JmSuttr]

I've been following rubratings.com, in the D. C. Section, and bedpage.com is similar to backpage but has'nt really caught on yet. Hope something better comes along soon. Good luck.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...on-dc?mobile=2

https://www.adultlook.com/l/northern...c?cat=BodyRubs

http://washingtondc.sugarnights.com/...tegories/asian

http://www.dcescortlist.com/category/massage/

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...dc_massage.htm

Some are better than others and some of the ads are probably pretty stale. But, in today's fragmented advertising environment, you take what you can get.

[Electric456]

Stopped by Top Therapy near 495 a few days ago. Opt'd for an hour. Don't remember the providers name, she wasn't super skinny and kinda short. Average English. TS was good. Massage was very hard, I was literally squirming on the table because she was pushing so hard! Standard NoVA finish with OTC. Might repeat in a few months but will probably just save my money for somewhere else.

[Happy Guy 2]

Some of you may remember that a few months ago several of us starting get emails about a massage from a large chested red head. Many of us felt something not right with her email or website. Well monger I want To warn everyone about the scam. First via text or email you're asked to pick a time and session, after that you will be instructed to drive to pan am shopping center.

You will be told this is a location close to her incall and for privacy reason it's just a minute from her apartment. Next you will be told that since this is your first time booking a appointment with her you will need to be verified first you will be instructed to go into a store to get a American Express gift card or Visa gift card once you get the gift card you will then send a picture of the front and back of the gift card to prove that you're real and because you're asked to do that you will be given a special bonus a forehand massage.

Next the person will tell you that they have been scammed before and they need this information to make sure you are real the next address you'll be giving is at circle tower apartments,from that you will be given the apartment number once you were verified it's a huge scam I doubt it's even a woman it's probably some guy in Africa running a scam.

You also be asked to give you a real first name first and last name. I played along to see how far they would go or next excuse. Cost me 3 dollars from ATM getting cash prior. I cant imagine anyone dumb enough for this

M.

M.

She or he tried it on me. Very nice email and text "voice". Red flag said watch out! It is a scam. I got the image that the warm nice words were really an old fat guy with a cigar laughing at the world.

Left report review on Erotic Monkey. . when it was free. Now it is useless.

Just use big head.

Happy Guy 2.

[Krakatoa]

Dangit, she got away again. Won't give me her digits. Sending out an APB for.

June: 40 something K gal, kind of big-boned but still pretty and feminine. Tons of attitude, big lips, hair down to her butt, and great hands. Sexy as hell. Last seen in the vicinity of Herndon Therapy.

Ironically, she was (or still is) Sarlett's roommate. (Scarlett as in Jessica Rabbit.) Man, I would love to spend a few hours in that apartment.

[NyHornet]

Can someplease pm me Thai Tara contacts.

Just google Erotic Monkey Tara and you will find her phone number.

[Harry Krevitz]

The best that I have found was onebackpage, but that seems pretty slow. I would that thought there would be a convergence by now. Anyone else having any luck finding AMP or independent Thai lady ads?

Happy Friday, y'al.

I've been following rubratings.com, in the D. C. Section, and bedpage.com is similar to backpage but has'nt really caught on yet. Hope something better comes along soon. Good luck.