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Today 08:18 #27096
Posts: 62Sandra
Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]
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Today 08:04 #27095
Posts: 532BBBJ Sandra FHOH
Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 22:23 #27094
Posts: 14FHOH Alejandra
Long time lurker here, I recently made an appt with Alejandra at FHOH due to promising reports.
I knew from reports she had some work done on her butt and boobs, so I expected that. I often find tasteful enhancements sexy.
When I saw her, I was actually disappointed to the point of being shocked.
Her boobs and her butt especially are way beyond tasteful, at least for my taste. They are in the category of deformed / circus sideshow.
Her butt is so huge she can't even walk normally. She kind of waddles.
I'll say that different people are attracted to different body types, and that's great. Just thought I'd give folks a bit more of what to expect.
I figured since I made an appointment with her, I should carry on with it, which I did. I will say that she was very enthusiastic and provided great service, I just wasn't into her body type.
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Yesterday 17:52 #27093
Posts: 134Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]
I didn't want to hit that LOL.
But she did give a great CBJ.
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Yesterday 17:47 #27092
Posts: 255Hygiene Update. Part 2
Originally Posted by TheManTheMyth [View Original Post]
Please reread Review Numbers 25059,25060, and 25065 from September 2023 concerning a post I wrote and the responses to it. Stay safe.
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Yesterday 17:33 #27091
Posts: 128No sheet removal?
Originally Posted by TheManTheMyth [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 12:50 #27090
Posts: 9Anna health spa. Annandale
Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]
House fee includes $150?
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Yesterday 11:28 #27089
Posts: 32Fhoh Cecelia
Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 08:09 #27088
Posts: 5No sheet removal
I recently went to a place in Annandale and once the session was complete the lady didn't even remove the sheet for cleaning. All she did was adjust it. I can tell you I won't be returning to that establishment! I was almost in shock as I witnessed it. And mind you extracurricular activities were performed on it! That's so gross. I think after that I might have to hang up my cleats and kiss my AMP mongering days goodbye.
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Yesterday 01:17 #27087
Posts: 18Herndon Breeze Massage
Found myself at Breeze massage and spa in Herndon. Nothing explosively climatic but they did get the job done. Chinese lady introduced herself as Maila. I did appreciate that things got rolling rather quick after the intro's. Looked and dressed like a young millennial. Made some small chit chat that I did not care for. The massage though was really good on loosening me up. Strong thumbs she got digging into the muscles. Good attention. Didn't get any time watching. Her use of knees really nailed the knots. Knew how to flirt and get a rise out of me too. After the flip I tried to test the waters and go for more but she stood firm on just HJ.
YMMV.
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04-26-24 23:49 #27086
Posts: 1835Always ask for her digits so you can find her again
Originally Posted by MakeMKum [View Original Post]
The best way to make sure you don't lose contact is to ask (politely) for her personal digits. She may be reluctant at first, but reassure her by saying that it's just for checking to see if she's busy or available, and that you'll be careful about when and what you text.
If you've read the signs correctly, and if her chimes are also ringing a bit, you should be successful. Also, if you don't want to keep her number on your phone, set up an anonymous email (Protonmail works) and save provider numbers in a draft message.
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04-26-24 23:37 #27085
Posts: 130Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]
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04-26-24 23:32 #27084
Posts: 71Golden Wellness in Alexandria
I ended up getting Ruby today. Cute girl in her late 30's I think, nice body about a C cup and decent ass but really short, maybe 5'1 or so. She gave a really nice table shower with a lot of yanking and cleaning my boys. Massage was great, back in the room, great considering it is this type of place. After the flip, I was able to talk her into a BBBJ. She was amazing at it, but it didn't last long, and she went into CBJ but I got to get some taste of her nice fresh pink kitty and when I put one of my fingers inside, it was really tight, probably because she's so small. Then she got on top of me and we did few positions and popped in Mish. Got a nice clean up and then she gave me more massage until the time ended and I got to play with her boobs while she massaged my chest. Definitely coming back to check the other girls.
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04-26-24 22:07 #27083
Posts: 770FHOH losing my interest also
Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]
I'm hearing and experiencing no BJ services there as well. Was shocked that Sandra, a vet doesn't perform oral.
The only pure porn star Alexandra but she gets somewhat boring also because FS more than once not her thing. Maybe I'll try anal with her just thought the $$ extra way too much.
Time for a international tour out the country.
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04-26-24 18:09 #27082
Posts: 185Walk, don't run, to see Erica at FHOH
Went to FHOH and asked who's there- there was Cindy, Erica, Sarah and Alejandra. I guessed Erica on the phone and when I walked in, I saw 2 ladies sitting and one was Erica and another maybe Cindy or sarah. Don't think it's Alejandra since she has tattos on her arm right? In any case, Erica looked most attractive out of the bunch.
Did 45 min since have a date after so went to lay down. She did allow outside roaming but then stopped when I try inside and asked me "what do I want". I said mouth and she said she doesn't do it but says she can do HJ or FS (no BJ). I said 100 for FS and she said 120 for HJ cloth off and 200 for FS (condom but no BJ). I went as high as 140 and she went down to 160 but wouldn't budge and I didn't feel like it so just went with normal massage. At the flip she asked what I want and I just said massage and that was that. I though maybe I could talk down to 80 for HJ but didn't feel like it.
Was going to tip her 20 for effort but decided not to when she let me go 15 minutes early and left the room before I can even attempt to reach for wallet.
She does have big boobs but not really boob person. If you want to spend 160 or so on FS no BJ then maybe she's for you.
I will save the money and spend it next weekend in NYC.