Massage Parlor Reports

**LowerBackPain** · 03-12-24 18:47

That gallows rd area is packed with AMPs. While I estimate about a dozen, this is the first I've heard of Qi as they're a little off the main road. The fact that the ladies are Chinese may get me to make the trip. What were the MTs wearing. Did they greet you in skirts, spandex pants or jean shorts? Thanks.

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

This is long over due and appologize for the brieffness but I did check out Qi (chee) a while back. They have cute Chinese girls (look 30 ish) and do BJ for extra tip and maybe more on repeat visits. They are located near Olive garden in Tysons near a zillion other spas. The girl I saw had a W in her name and looked Indian (but was Chinese).

**SKristov890** · 03-12-24 12:41

OK. As middle aged as I am, that made me LOL. Along with the recent 998 Karen deflector suggestion. Can't escape my 12 year old self.

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

They are checking for the cum stains LOL.

**SlyFrog** · 03-12-24 11:20

This is long over due and appologize for the brieffness but I did check out Qi (chee) a while back. They have cute Chinese girls (look 30 ish) and do BJ for extra tip and maybe more on repeat visits. They are located near Olive garden in Tysons near a zillion other spas. The girl I saw had a W in her name and looked Indian (but was Chinese).

**CanaPunter** · 03-12-24 10:59

Originally Posted by SKristov890 [View Original Post]

Are they checking for licensing violations or is it like DHS / ICE checking to make sure they have proper work visas like H1 B? I would imagine it is the former because the latter is a federal prerogative and would be done at the federal level as state and county generally don't have any jurisction to do that. Don't ask my day job.

They are checking for the cum stains LOL.

**Mcsylv** · 03-12-24 10:01

Originally Posted by BryceTrout [View Original Post]

Had my first visit to FHOH last week. Called ahead of time and said I was interested in Ale Cecilia and Saba.

GJ on getting only 100 tip while she made me do 200, but mine was for 1 hour and with CFS. I don't know if the smaller tip is what made her skimp out on the 2nd pop with you. When I ate her out, she had lube on her pussy before too, but I assume it was done in preparation of the session, not from the last dude's session.

Overall, Cecelia was much better for me. BBFS, more sensual with passionate DFK instead of Alejandra's LFK, better English, better body instead of plastic.

Overall, FHOH is a good change to the Asian agencies in the area, but girls def not as hot as actual escort agencies like Elite Models. If they could get some hot Latinas in their 20's, I'd tip 300 to creampie them.

**DCKing** · 03-12-24 09:54

Anyone been recently? Curious about the current lineup / talent.

**RyanHarvey** · 03-11-24 22:40

Originally Posted by BryceTrout [View Original Post]

Had my first visit to FHOH last week. Called ahead of time and said I was interested in Ale Cecilia and Saba. They told me what time to come and I did that. Got there and 2 masseuse where sitting in 2 chairs in front of register waiting for new costumers. I walked in and both of them greeted me and 1 went behind register and asked if I had appointment to which I said yes. Then she asked who I wanted so I asked for Cecilia. She said Cecilia was with client. So I asked if Saba available. She than said she is Saba and said the other girl across from her was Alejandra LOL. Face and tats made me slightly attracted to Ale so I said I'll go with her. I said I wanted an Hour but was told they are only doing 30 min visits right now and refunded 40 out of 120 I handed saba. Now Ale got up greeted me told me than told me to take a seat for a min and headed to the back. That's where I first got eyes on her Ass which so many reviews have talked about. Now I have read multiple reviews of Ale so I wasn't going in completely blind. The reason she wasn't my 1st choice was because I'm not really in to too much man made assets. I chose her because she came of more attractive than Saba in that very moment while she was seated. After seeing her ass I got more of a thing that I don't like all that overly fake plastic but made up my mind that it is what it is now and lets enjoy what comes next. She came back a min later and walked me to the room. As soon as I entered she said get settled and stepped out. I got settled and laid on table as per usual. She walked back in after a min. She was saying something to me and I was having a hard time understanding so she pulled her phone up to translate it. I sat up and read the message. She was asking lotion or oil for massage. I said oil and she told me to Ok and lay down. Than I asked her for the phone and have it translate that "how about we have fun first than massage and finish me off again at the end again". She saw and got a very cute smile and said Ok. Started talking price and asked me 200 to which I said a laughing no LOL and she said 160. I jokingly insisted 80. She asked 160 again and while leaning into her I said let's do 100 since it's 1st time and I'll come again regularly if we have fun. She reluctantly said yes kissed put her phone down and started taking off her clothes. Now let me tell you 1 thing about Ale she's very friendly and can really get you excited with her smiley bubbly stripper like personality. While taking off clothes she's shaking herself and everything so in that time I stood up and slightly lifted her up to her light scream of slight shock LOL and placed her on table. She gave a sexy remark in Spanish and kissed me. While DFK I took her bra off and started leaning her back and making my way back on table too. Now as she's laid down I slowly while kissing and rubbing my hands on her made my way down her body planning to get to her leather colored thong to start DATY. While doing this I for the 1st time noticed her stomach scar (which for me was slightly not good as hers is slightly more severe than others I've seen. No matter I kept going and slowly took her bottom off and went in. Now I'm sorry to say but she didn't smell good or taste good as it felt I was sucking last costumer cock and lube. Not tryna be messed up I went like 5 more secs but couldn't take it so started going back up and slowly transitioning into Mish. When I got back near her tits she said something in Spanish and started sitting up to which I was thinking it's probably to put a condom on me since it wasn't on yet. Not understanding her but she basically went on her 4's and started BBJ which was very enjoyable. When I say very I really mean very. I had a whole handful of her hair and she's fine with heavy trusting. Like I said she is like a bubbly stripper so while giving bbj when I smacked her ass once she started shaking it wildly. Even tho I don't like the overly fake ass I can't deny that was a good sight to see. A few minutes of that she got of the table slowly still in bbj mode and transitioned to her knees of the table and my cock between her tits while still licking and kissing the tip of my cock. Than poured a little oil over her tits and my cock rubbed it in nice with her tits. Went back to a BBJ after in which I came in her mouth while thrusting her by her hair and her clinching her palms and fingers around my buttcheeks. What was very sexy was she didn't get off my cock for at least a min even after I had filled her mouth. I don't think I've ever had my dick fully inflate while still inside the mouth. I can really appreciate that from her. Mouth full and sexy smile on her face she stood up cheerfully dancing slightly. Got wipes and cleaned me down. Now idk I'd sge swallowed or not but I don't remember her doing it as she still had it in her mouth when she wiped me down. After that I laid back on table turned over waiting for massage. She started talking a sec or 2 after me turning over into her phone showed me translation which said "My love, that was exciting". To which I replied I hope I wasn't too rough. With her face she said no and rubbed my head smiling adorably. We started a small convo while she was prepping for massage. Same old like where are you from and what you do esq type stuff. Massage was complete garbage LOL. She was just spreading oil around my body I felt and plus every time we had something she wasn't understanding she'd walk away to get her phone and translate. I slowly stopped talking because of it. I was soo not into massage before she even got to my head area I was reaching around for her body. I noticed she had put her bra and panties back on while touching so I felt maybe there was no 2nd going. When she got to my head area I just dug back in her pants and started fingering and rubbing her up. She did something I've not see many other places do. She used that metal head scratches on my head which felt really nice honestly. Turned me over started spreading oil on my front (can't even call that a massage). Hands were tired so wasn't doing much to her besides an occasional feeling up on her. I felt like she was slightly avoiding my cock a little when she was slathering oil but that wasn't the case because after getting my thigh and upper body oiled she did very gently and intriguing oil and rub it too. Than she said times up. I was like what about round 2. She didn't understand and took phone back out to translate. While translating kind of knowing the answer I slowly took her hands to my balls so she can cerease and play with them hoping to entice her LOL. Translation said sorry I have appointments. She also apologized she couldn't give me the hour how I originally walked in hoping to get in a very sweet way while still hands on my balls. I asked her for a quick blowjob at least and she jokingly said it wasn't gunna be quick. I said I didn't even get FS LOL to which she gave me a slight tug on my beard and giving a quick kiss on lips before starting to translate her voice back on her phone. She said papi time was too less but will give me extra time next appointment if I set up ahead of time. I asked for her number to which she said no and no to a picture as well. Before letting her move away I grabbed her tits and lightly pulled her bra down to give them suckers a 1 last kiss and moterboat to her sexy giggle before she started helping me get dressed and she got dressed as well. I took out the 100 tip and went up to hug her very much still horny LOL still going from her waist straight to slightly under her clothes small DFK and tap on the ass before handing over the money and leaving.

My overall review is she's a very very sweet fun and existing fuck terrible massage but I'd never go down on her after my experience and she looks very sexy with her tats and sexy smile but the ass takes away from her and natural tits would have been great on her too. Ik these 2 things are a personal preference thing but just to me it boggles me how people like that overly exaggerated ass. Ik it's only her 1st year in US from Ecuador but her English needs to improve fast because it gets very annoying to have to use the phone that much. I generally find it sexy when they have bad English but it needs to be good enough to get small conversations done IMO.

I don't think I'll be visiting her for awhile tho mainly because she scares me in sense of possibly catching a disease as I really think if I wasn't enjoying the BBJ and titty fuck that much I may have fucked her raw as well because I think she was really into it plus when I'm horny I don't take caution as well. I really want to fully break her in to see how she rides but gunna have to take caution as too much demand for her it seems.

Oh and BTW whose the dirty blonde tall girl. I saw her when leaving and really almost went back to get my 2nd round with her LOL.

Amazing write up! I've been hit or miss on Alejandra. I wish she was a little younger and of course, not as plastic. All the other action is there but I can't get passed those.

**SkinsFan1** · 03-11-24 22:25

Originally Posted by InAviation70 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, please be considerate of others time. If you call for an appointment arrive on time not 10 minutes early then taking time in the bathroom while current customers are waiting to go and then leave on time unnoticed and not delay the next customer coming in. VERY RUDE. It recently happened to me. Think about it! Also do not be late these ladies work on a schedule and do want to short your time or make the next customer have to wait. Think about it!

Had a similar issue! Be considerate of others.

**Kijimuna** · 03-11-24 19:55

Originally Posted by SKristov890 [View Original Post]

Are they checking for licensing violations or is it like DHS / ICE checking to make sure they have proper work visas like H1 B? I would imagine it is the former because the latter is a federal prerogative and would be done at the federal level as state and county generally don't have any jurisction to do that. Don't ask my day job.

Checking for massage license.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-11-24 17:12

I was with her, but got a work call and had to leave, but she is such a cutie. Nice apart, super clean and like her persona. Anyone partake with her yet?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...726076016.html

**SKristov890** · 03-11-24 14:07

Are they checking for licensing violations or is it like DHS / ICE checking to make sure they have proper work visas like H1 B? I would imagine it is the former because the latter is a federal prerogative and would be done at the federal level as state and county generally don't have any jurisction to do that. Don't ask my day job.

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

From what I have been told, even the HJ only places have been checked.

**BryceTrout** · 03-11-24 13:25

Had my first visit to FHOH last week. Called ahead of time and said I was interested in Ale Cecilia and Saba. They told me what time to come and I did that. Got there and 2 masseuse where sitting in 2 chairs in front of register waiting for new costumers. I walked in and both of them greeted me and 1 went behind register and asked if I had appointment to which I said yes. Then she asked who I wanted so I asked for Cecilia. She said Cecilia was with client. So I asked if Saba available. She than said she is Saba and said the other girl across from her was Alejandra LOL. Face and tats made me slightly attracted to Ale so I said I'll go with her. I said I wanted an Hour but was told they are only doing 30 min visits right now and refunded 40 out of 120 I handed saba. Now Ale got up greeted me told me than told me to take a seat for a min and headed to the back. That's where I first got eyes on her Ass which so many reviews have talked about. Now I have read multiple reviews of Ale so I wasn't going in completely blind. The reason she wasn't my 1st choice was because I'm not really in to too much man made assets. I chose her because she came of more attractive than Saba in that very moment while she was seated. After seeing her ass I got more of a thing that I don't like all that overly fake plastic but made up my mind that it is what it is now and lets enjoy what comes next. She came back a min later and walked me to the room. As soon as I entered she said get settled and stepped out. I got settled and laid on table as per usual. She walked back in after a min. She was saying something to me and I was having a hard time understanding so she pulled her phone up to translate it. I sat up and read the message. She was asking lotion or oil for massage. I said oil and she told me to Ok and lay down. Than I asked her for the phone and have it translate that "how about we have fun first than massage and finish me off again at the end again". She saw and got a very cute smile and said Ok. Started talking price and asked me 200 to which I said a laughing no LOL and she said 160. I jokingly insisted 80. She asked 160 again and while leaning into her I said let's do 100 since it's 1st time and I'll come again regularly if we have fun. She reluctantly said yes kissed put her phone down and started taking off her clothes. Now let me tell you 1 thing about Ale she's very friendly and can really get you excited with her smiley bubbly stripper like personality. While taking off clothes she's shaking herself and everything so in that time I stood up and slightly lifted her up to her light scream of slight shock LOL and placed her on table. She gave a sexy remark in Spanish and kissed me. While DFK I took her bra off and started leaning her back and making my way back on table too. Now as she's laid down I slowly while kissing and rubbing my hands on her made my way down her body planning to get to her leather colored thong to start DATY. While doing this I for the 1st time noticed her stomach scar (which for me was slightly not good as hers is slightly more severe than others I've seen. No matter I kept going and slowly took her bottom off and went in. Now I'm sorry to say but she didn't smell good or taste good as it felt I was sucking last costumer cock and lube. Not tryna be messed up I went like 5 more secs but couldn't take it so started going back up and slowly transitioning into Mish. When I got back near her tits she said something in Spanish and started sitting up to which I was thinking it's probably to put a condom on me since it wasn't on yet. Not understanding her but she basically went on her 4's and started BBJ which was very enjoyable. When I say very I really mean very. I had a whole handful of her hair and she's fine with heavy trusting. Like I said she is like a bubbly stripper so while giving bbj when I smacked her ass once she started shaking it wildly. Even tho I don't like the overly fake ass I can't deny that was a good sight to see. A few minutes of that she got of the table slowly still in bbj mode and transitioned to her knees of the table and my cock between her tits while still licking and kissing the tip of my cock. Than poured a little oil over her tits and my cock rubbed it in nice with her tits. Went back to a BBJ after in which I came in her mouth while thrusting her by her hair and her clinching her palms and fingers around my buttcheeks. What was very sexy was she didn't get off my cock for at least a min even after I had filled her mouth. I don't think I've ever had my dick fully inflate while still inside the mouth. I can really appreciate that from her. Mouth full and sexy smile on her face she stood up cheerfully dancing slightly. Got wipes and cleaned me down. Now idk I'd sge swallowed or not but I don't remember her doing it as she still had it in her mouth when she wiped me down. After that I laid back on table turned over waiting for massage. She started talking a sec or 2 after me turning over into her phone showed me translation which said "My love, that was exciting". To which I replied I hope I wasn't too rough. With her face she said no and rubbed my head smiling adorably. We started a small convo while she was prepping for massage. Same old like where are you from and what you do esq type stuff. Massage was complete garbage LOL. She was just spreading oil around my body I felt and plus every time we had something she wasn't understanding she'd walk away to get her phone and translate. I slowly stopped talking because of it. I was soo not into massage before she even got to my head area I was reaching around for her body. I noticed she had put her bra and panties back on while touching so I felt maybe there was no 2nd going. When she got to my head area I just dug back in her pants and started fingering and rubbing her up. She did something I've not see many other places do. She used that metal head scratches on my head which felt really nice honestly. Turned me over started spreading oil on my front (can't even call that a massage). Hands were tired so wasn't doing much to her besides an occasional feeling up on her. I felt like she was slightly avoiding my cock a little when she was slathering oil but that wasn't the case because after getting my thigh and upper body oiled she did very gently and intriguing oil and rub it too. Than she said times up. I was like what about round 2. She didn't understand and took phone back out to translate. While translating kind of knowing the answer I slowly took her hands to my balls so she can cerease and play with them hoping to entice her LOL. Translation said sorry I have appointments. She also apologized she couldn't give me the hour how I originally walked in hoping to get in a very sweet way while still hands on my balls. I asked her for a quick blowjob at least and she jokingly said it wasn't gunna be quick. I said I didn't even get FS LOL to which she gave me a slight tug on my beard and giving a quick kiss on lips before starting to translate her voice back on her phone. She said papi time was too less but will give me extra time next appointment if I set up ahead of time. I asked for her number to which she said no and no to a picture as well. Before letting her move away I grabbed her tits and lightly pulled her bra down to give them suckers a 1 last kiss and moterboat to her sexy giggle before she started helping me get dressed and she got dressed as well. I took out the 100 tip and went up to hug her very much still horny LOL still going from her waist straight to slightly under her clothes small DFK and tap on the ass before handing over the money and leaving.

My overall review is she's a very very sweet fun and existing fuck terrible massage but I'd never go down on her after my experience and she looks very sexy with her tats and sexy smile but the ass takes away from her and natural tits would have been great on her too. Ik these 2 things are a personal preference thing but just to me it boggles me how people like that overly exaggerated ass. Ik it's only her 1st year in US from Ecuador but her English needs to improve fast because it gets very annoying to have to use the phone that much. I generally find it sexy when they have bad English but it needs to be good enough to get small conversations done IMO.

I don't think I'll be visiting her for awhile tho mainly because she scares me in sense of possibly catching a disease as I really think if I wasn't enjoying the BBJ and titty fuck that much I may have fucked her raw as well because I think she was really into it plus when I'm horny I don't take caution as well. I really want to fully break her in to see how she rides but gunna have to take caution as too much demand for her it seems.

Oh and BTW whose the dirty blonde tall girl. I saw her when leaving and really almost went back to get my 2nd round with her LOL.

**Kijimuna** · 03-11-24 13:04

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

All FS parlors or HJ too?

From what I have been told, even the HJ only places have been checked.

**CanaPunter** · 03-11-24 12:36

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Seems all massage parlors in Fairfax county are being checked. The unfortunate side effect is that it's pushing the girls without the proper paperwork into the crap shoots. Girls who were working at HJ only places are now working at the low budget condos doing FS, not always their preference.

All FS parlors or HJ too?

**Skooby** · 03-10-24 23:28

Originally Posted by Bossanova86 [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...689424464.html

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...695252924.html

And now for the great. I've been going to this lady for awhile now, she's Mira from bedpage, not far from manassas costco, I'm close by which makes it very convenient for me. She is super easy to schedule appointment with, but very much to the point. House is super clean and it doesn't feel like a joint that's setup for the rotating traveling asian lady. I have all kinds of physical pains and ailments that I deal with like sciatica, and I also deal with plantar fasciitis and gout and this lady's thai massage and technique has helped me immensely, as far as I can tell she's the only therapist in this area that does a legitimate massage, walks on the back and applies real pressure to iron out the tense muscles, the stretching is quite intense which is only something I've ever experienced in Thailand. She's pretty and has a nice personality, gives me food most of the time so I rarely leave empty handed. She doesn't do late nights or evening appointments though as I think she shares the house with someone else or possibly a family. If your a night owl this isn't the one for you. You won't get a nova finish at the end however, her ad is exactly what it says. So if you go in thinking she's going to provide something then your SOL. This is my number one recommendation for those looking for a real massage and aren't concerned with a finish at the end. She is busy as hell though so it must not be an issue for her, my only advise is if you arrive late she will cut your time a bit, she books up early and she abides by a schedule.

Sounds like the last time I saw her. Months ago. It was my 3rd time seeing her. I think the massage is great. But this last time she shorted me nearly 15 minutes. And was pushy for the tip.