Stupid Shit in NoVa

[FakeName3]

I saw in a recent post that a certain meaty monger being fed up with how MPs are operated here in the states and I can confirm after coming back to a wonderful vacation that we are indeed overpaying for mediocre services and that the meals one can find in the east are far fresher and far less costly than these found in the west.

Now I'm relatively new to mongering international so I'm certainly not the best expert to talk to but I reiterate the importance of these kinds of forums because I did try my hand at my first joint solo and fell prey to a common bait and switch tactic done in many of these massage parlors. Walking into one that had a sign with flashing lights of a model looking quite promiscuous in a photo that listed various prices for massage I decided to crawl of the stairs in this random city near Kyoto and was met by a young sexy Taiwanese women. Opted for a 30 min massage which set me back 5000 yen ($32) and it was a standard ordeal. But when the flip came she left the room and an older 50 yr old Taiwanese lady came in flashed her breast and told me for another 10000 ($64) yen she'll give me the happy ending. Idiot brain took over and I took the bait. I opened my wallet and she tried to snatch more money from it (a rookie mistake on my part). I forcefully gave her the 10000 yen and she proceeded to give me service I'd typically find at a random AMP here. Not a good experience but it serves me right for not heeding the generous info provided by the board which I then utilized from this moment forward.

One thing to note about Japan is that they are a fairly xenophobic culture and not being native in language usually means there is much less options in finding a genuine Japanese. Most parlors are run by Thai and Chinese denizens living in Tokyo. However, using an escort site as an outcall usually is the best way for a gaijin (foreigner) to ascertain a Japanese. However, since I was accompanied by other individuals and not solo I couldn't take advantage of doing an outcall.

Pink salons (blowjob bars) are something that exist here as well and worth mentioning. Tho the options available to mongers of my skin tone according to lore are much much older and frankly outdated Japanese women. The kinda gals who are chain smokers and ultimately I made the conscious decision that ladies sucking dick 12 hours a day for 30 min intervals for a 15 year tenure probably don't have the best dental insurance on the market so I decided to forgo this avenue but this is something the east offers that you simply cannot find in the west.

I mainly stuck to my guns with massage parlors but this time heeding news from the grapevine I found myself in the outskirts of Tokyo the more Triad owned area of Gotanda. One thing they tell you to avoid in Japan are touts. These are men or women who will usually look for gullible foreigners and promise them a good time with the ladies for a fee that will make price gouging look like amateur hour. Not only will you pay an arm and a leg but seldom do you even get to have a good time with the lady. Most will outright just rob you. However, the touts in Gotanda are usually trustworthy and are older Chinese ladies who will make good on their promise of a good time. One such lady was standing outside a love hotel when I passed by on this enchanted evening and simply said. Massaji? Secksa? 10000 yen. Yep that's right folks. 64 $ to bang a 30 year old young sexy Chinese lady who actually looks their age. Mamasan lead me down the basement where I paid a man 10000 yen. He sat me on a couch where I waited a few minutes before being lead into an arguably sketchy room with a curtain, but what was inside was a skinny, young, gorgeous 30 year old Chinese gal. Couldn't speak a word of English but my bare basic mandarin and Japanese (since she was fluent in both) I was able to get by. Started with both of us undressing and heading to the shower where she cleaned both of us off. Back in the room, she grabbed a condom and we decided to have dessert before dinner. Multiple positions of fun were had for 15 min before I finished in the bag. Then she said she had to shower once more and told me to lay down. Since I got 40 min of time she spent the remainder actually giving me a massage. I was in shock. Here in the states they'd send you on your way once the deed was done and I was about to do the same but she actually stopped me and told me I paid for 40 min and I will get 40 min! No tip. They don't tip here so 10000 yen actually got me a massage. FS. And 40 min. Absolute master class.

After Tokyo I went further south to Osaka and here is where I truly found myself in paradise. The redlight district of Osaka. This magical place is a mongers wet dream. This my fellow friends is how I wish things were done here in the west. It's an entire city block full of AMPs. They have this little Japanese lantern that is their equivalent of the bat symbol to let you know exactly what they're all about. White red and blue. Some are strictly forbidden for foreigners but a great majority are actually open to gaijin. In addition to the lantern, is a reception desk of gorgeous Japanese women lined up usually in threes wearing anything you can cosplay. Maid outfits. Sports athletes. Punks. Goths. Cinderellas and school teachers. You can live out your kinks here, every night of the week. Usually there's a mamasan on a chair that will beckon you over like a shopkeeper to get a better look at the wares. You run up and YOU get to choose your character like you're locking into Street Fighter. I found myself enchanted by a somewhat chubby looking Osaka girl with HUGE knockers and decided to go with that one and I paid 14000 yen for the entire 30 min ordeal. I've rambled on long enough so I'll leave the rest to your imagination but I can tell you the experience was nothing like you'd find in America.

Sorry Bro, You just went to the wrong country.

Last time I was in Thailand there was a little bar in Bangkok down Sukhumvit Soi 7, that had 10 or 15 girls working all under the age of 22 and under 5'3". Their uniform in the bar was pleated micro skirts with no panties underneath and they would dance on the bar and tables for your enjoyment. If you took a liking to one just buy her a $6 dirink and she will sit with you while you finger her bald pussy, grope her tits, and DFK her. If you really like her then just pay the $40 short time and take her next door to the short time hotel. You can do anything you want for an hour and a half including BB if she likes you.

This used to be my favorite bar to just drink, look at pussy, and watch the 70 yo British pensioners play with 19 year olds. The same can be had on Pukhet, Manila, Angeles City, Phnom Penh, and Jakarta. BTW, I'm an old fat white dude who supports the young single mothers fund wherever I go.

[TheOuroboros]

I saw in a recent post that a certain meaty monger being fed up with how MPs are operated here in the states and I can confirm after coming back to a wonderful vacation that we are indeed overpaying for mediocre services and that the meals one can find in the east are far fresher and far less costly than these found in the west.

Now I'm relatively new to mongering international so I'm certainly not the best expert to talk to but I reiterate the importance of these kinds of forums because I did try my hand at my first joint solo and fell prey to a common bait and switch tactic done in many of these massage parlors. Walking into one that had a sign with flashing lights of a model looking quite promiscuous in a photo that listed various prices for massage I decided to crawl of the stairs in this random city near Kyoto and was met by a young sexy Taiwanese women. Opted for a 30 min massage which set me back 5000 yen ($32) and it was a standard ordeal. But when the flip came she left the room and an older 50 yr old Taiwanese lady came in flashed her breast and told me for another 10000 ($64) yen she'll give me the happy ending. Idiot brain took over and I took the bait. I opened my wallet and she tried to snatch more money from it (a rookie mistake on my part). I forcefully gave her the 10000 yen and she proceeded to give me service I'd typically find at a random AMP here. Not a good experience but it serves me right for not heeding the generous info provided by the board which I then utilized from this moment forward.

One thing to note about Japan is that they are a fairly xenophobic culture and not being native in language usually means there is much less options in finding a genuine Japanese. Most parlors are run by Thai and Chinese denizens living in Tokyo. However, using an escort site as an outcall usually is the best way for a gaijin (foreigner) to ascertain a Japanese. However, since I was accompanied by other individuals and not solo I couldn't take advantage of doing an outcall.

Pink salons (blowjob bars) are something that exist here as well and worth mentioning. Tho the options available to mongers of my skin tone according to lore are much much older and frankly outdated Japanese women. The kinda gals who are chain smokers and ultimately I made the conscious decision that ladies sucking dick 12 hours a day for 30 min intervals for a 15 year tenure probably don't have the best dental insurance on the market so I decided to forgo this avenue but this is something the east offers that you simply cannot find in the west.

I mainly stuck to my guns with massage parlors but this time heeding news from the grapevine I found myself in the outskirts of Tokyo the more Triad owned area of Gotanda. One thing they tell you to avoid in Japan are touts. These are men or women who will usually look for gullible foreigners and promise them a good time with the ladies for a fee that will make price gouging look like amateur hour. Not only will you pay an arm and a leg but seldom do you even get to have a good time with the lady. Most will outright just rob you. However, the touts in Gotanda are usually trustworthy and are older Chinese ladies who will make good on their promise of a good time. One such lady was standing outside a love hotel when I passed by on this enchanted evening and simply said. Massaji? Secksa? 10000 yen. Yep that's right folks. 64 $ to bang a 30 year old young sexy Chinese lady who actually looks their age. Mamasan lead me down the basement where I paid a man 10000 yen. He sat me on a couch where I waited a few minutes before being lead into an arguably sketchy room with a curtain, but what was inside was a skinny, young, gorgeous 30 year old Chinese gal. Couldn't speak a word of English but my bare basic mandarin and Japanese (since she was fluent in both) I was able to get by. Started with both of us undressing and heading to the shower where she cleaned both of us off. Back in the room, she grabbed a condom and we decided to have dessert before dinner. Multiple positions of fun were had for 15 min before I finished in the bag. Then she said she had to shower once more and told me to lay down. Since I got 40 min of time she spent the remainder actually giving me a massage. I was in shock. Here in the states they'd send you on your way once the deed was done and I was about to do the same but she actually stopped me and told me I paid for 40 min and I will get 40 min! No tip. They don't tip here so 10000 yen actually got me a massage. FS. And 40 min. Absolute master class.

After Tokyo I went further south to Osaka and here is where I truly found myself in paradise. The redlight district of Osaka. This magical place is a mongers wet dream. This my fellow friends is how I wish things were done here in the west. It's an entire city block full of AMPs. They have this little Japanese lantern that is their equivalent of the bat symbol to let you know exactly what they're all about. White red and blue. Some are strictly forbidden for foreigners but a great majority are actually open to gaijin. In addition to the lantern, is a reception desk of gorgeous Japanese women lined up usually in threes wearing anything you can cosplay. Maid outfits. Sports athletes. Punks. Goths. Cinderellas and school teachers. You can live out your kinks here, every night of the week. Usually there's a mamasan on a chair that will beckon you over like a shopkeeper to get a better look at the wares. You run up and YOU get to choose your character like you're locking into Street Fighter. I found myself enchanted by a somewhat chubby looking Osaka girl with HUGE knockers and decided to go with that one and I paid 14000 yen for the entire 30 min ordeal. I've rambled on long enough so I'll leave the rest to your imagination but I can tell you the experience was nothing like you'd find in America.

[DogBert25]

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

There's a Maryland counterpart to John F. His name is "George B" and he is from Kensington. He reviews all the AMPs up and down Rockville Pike. A lot of his reviews are removed from Yelp "for violating our terms of service. " You can read between the lines. I suspect he is on USASG as well.

[FakeName3]

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

I have mentioned John F on this board before.

I ran across his YELP posts while searching for new Viet nail salons that have extras. He has posted over 500 reviews on YELP for every nail salon, Massage shack and waxing salon I had ever heard of. He posts details skirt around extras but have photos of inside treatment rooms. I'm sure he has been PNG'd from most of these places after his reviews and has even written bad follow-up reviews for places like Classic nails (Hannah massage) and Kims pro waxing spa (Kim waxing). His reviews can be a wealth of information when scoping out new places.

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?us...IgKCioczZZ-tPA

[DogBert25]

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

This was mentioned a few years ago, before Covid. Once he even posted a photo of his balls after getting them waxed. Yelp censors some of them, and lately he is not allowed to give the exact street address, although it is usually not hard to find. He's from Falls Church but roams through the DMV. On the good side, he does (or did) post reviews of Vietnamese nail spas that gave massages--something that USASG doesn't do too often.

[DonQuiote]

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

[Dimples572]

Apparently I am a second class citizen, as none of my comments get posted, but in the words of Dave Skylark "Don't hate us because you ain't us".

Doubt this is posted, as moderator seems to be moderating.

Let's add one more to the ignore list LOL.

[BuckNaked84]

I mean. The dude chose "Tom Ford Model" as his profile handle. I think that pretty much says it all doesn't it. LOL. And no I don't believe for one second he was being cheeky when he came up with that as his name. A lot of narcissism and a lot if insecurities baked into all that for sure.

Apparently I am a second class citizen, as none of my comments get posted, but in the words of Dave Skylark "Don't hate us because you ain't us".

Doubt this is posted, as moderator seems to be moderating.

[Lobsid]

I agree don't know why he keeps posting in VA forum when he keeps talking about NYC. I'm guessing the NYC guys don't put up with his BS.

Literally nobody cares.

[DWinthrop]

Going to hit this in NYC.

https://members.seeking.com/member/7...5-e438dcb271df

Literally nobody cares.

[TomFordModel]

This fuckin guy.

You agree right. Basic ass Asian chick. If she lose the makeup and clothes she's fugly.

Going to hit this in NYC.

https://members.seeking.com/member/7...5-e438dcb271df

[Admin2]

So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?

Report the post and I'll look at them.

A2.

[LetItOut]

So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?

So there aren't any Latinas at the place DC is referring to?

[Member #6553]

Both DC and Royal have consistent, good informative reviews but I am not so sure of Antman's legitimacy. I am, though somewhat surprised and curious about the two Latinas.

Also, It was unselfish of Royal to toftt and make the journey to Blue to uncover this Mickey / Nickey mystery. At least we know she exists. This gal reminds me of a Mickey / Nickey I met around the corner at the Four Seasons; this goes back to October of 2022; I wrote a review titled: " The Two Wicked Witches Story. " Mickey / Nickey was a real B**ch that day also demanding money for basically doing nothing. I need to visit to unravel this story a little further..

Thank you. I am real and still very angry about what Mickey did to me yesterday. I was thinking about giving this up, but I realize screw that. Now I am looking for more pain and may go to one therapy to see these 2 Latina girls today. Or. I will go to best therapeutic, Sung or blue ocean. I am open for suggestions.

[PuntaJaco43]

So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?

Both DC and Royal have consistent, good informative reviews but I am not so sure of Antman's legitimacy. I am, though somewhat surprised and curious about the two Latinas.

Also, It was unselfish of Royal to toftt and make the journey to Blue to uncover this Mickey / Nickey mystery. At least we know she exists. This gal reminds me of a Mickey / Nickey I met around the corner at the Four Seasons; this goes back to October of 2022; I wrote a review titled: " The Two Wicked Witches Story. " Mickey / Nickey was a real B**ch that day also demanding money for basically doing nothing. I need to visit to unravel this story a little further.

Regards.

PJ.