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06-16-20 22:33 #15820
Posts: 147YMMV is the name of the game with Tori at CC
Originally Posted by VAmongerman [View Original Post]
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06-16-20 17:59 #15819
Posts: 2677I met the Joker about 20 years ago
It was in a Korean MP on Wisconsin Ave, above Georgetown. She was probably 45, with drawn-on eyebrows and a terrifying painted-on smile.
Now, was the Joker I met the same Joker you met? That's a trick question, of course.
Is the Jack Nicholson Joker the same as the Heath Ledger, Jared Leto, Joaquin Phoenix, or Cesar Romero Jokers?
South Park had the Mexican Joker; I met the Korean Joker, and you met the Chinese Joker, but the Joker, like Black Panther and Green Lantern, all have their own form of continuity which allow them to have different names and forms for the times and places in which they appear.
Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]
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06-16-20 16:45 #15818
Posts: 7Had a similar experience at Lily
Originally Posted by Cuhio112 [View Original Post]
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06-16-20 11:17 #15817
Posts: 70Happens a lot
Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]
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06-16-20 01:15 #15816
Posts: 9Spa Sung
Has anyone been recently? Last time I was there, I had Amy. She's pretty and all, but wasn't a fan of the up sell for more services. Table Shower was just OK too. Any intel on recent excursions or new talent would be greatly appreciated!
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06-15-20 23:53 #15815
Posts: 24It depends
Originally Posted by SixNineIsFine [View Original Post]
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06-15-20 20:45 #15814
Posts: 418The power of YMMV
Originally Posted by DarkRanger00 [View Original Post]
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06-15-20 18:32 #15813
Posts: 1Question
Prior to closure, has anyone been to Nikki's Massage Spa in Manassas? I'm curious if it's strictly therapeutic or if HE is on the Menu. Waiting for re-opening. TIA.
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06-15-20 10:24 #15812
Posts: 63Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]
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06-15-20 09:32 #15811
Posts: 202Tiffany
Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
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06-15-20 06:36 #15810
Posts: 560Ava and Tiffany
Originally Posted by XKiller [View Original Post]
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06-14-20 23:44 #15809
Posts: 23Search
Originally Posted by XKiller [View Original Post]
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06-14-20 22:26 #15808
Posts: 7Pretty please
Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
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06-14-20 16:10 #15807
Posts: 170Thai Providers in Reston
I know that the independants in general are kind of a crapshoot and tend to stay with some of the more well known ones such as Nikki, KK, etc. , but has anyone had any experience with the ones in the Reston / Herndon area. Currently I see Procha, Ginger (not sure if she is spicy or not), Candy, and Tanya.
For that matter are any of the AMP's advertising? I have been looking around and have not seen anything. Perhaps they are staying under the radar.
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06-14-20 14:44 #15806
Posts: 418Anna Health
I was in the area scoping out to see if the gals from sister spa had returned to Annandale and was crushed to discover that they were still closed due to the virus. Defeated, I walked down the stairs of 7540 little river and saw a danky sign that read "neck and shoulder massage" with an arrow you'd expect to see on a neon sign at a quirky red light district but at an even lower budget. I followed this arrow that lead me to the backside of the building where I spotted a white car with another sign that said massage and yet another arrow pointing its way to the door. With time to kill and a yearning for adventure and experimentation I made way like a horny Alice in wonderland and followed this rabbit hole to a door with a plaque that read Anna health essential oil massage or some shit and open a door that lead down to the basement. The place looked like I opened a portal into China town because the Animals of the Chinese zodiac were imprinted on each stair as I'm lead into the massage venue hidden deep within the basement of this building. The loadout is what you might find at a Chinese rub and tug trying way too hard, with tables separated merely by curtains and decorations of Chinese lanterns just strung ubiquitously throughout. Mamasan was sitting at the desk and with a sign that read $49/ hr I couldn't refuse. I paid the lady who also turned out to be my masseuse and made my way into the room to undress.
There's no tug here. Surprisingly despite the tackiness expected of a jackshack. This place is legit. The massage was ok. It's definitely worth the 50 for the hour but I was surprised to discover truthfully I've had better at my AMPs. I seldom get legit massages so the experience was nice in that it allowed me to appreciate that some of these ladies in that AMP business can really compete with the actual CMTs. Would I return? Probably not. But I did find it educational and a bit humorous. The place you'd think of as a typical happy ending parlor is legit where as if you take a trek to a place as immaculate as spa sung, you'd go in and expect a legit massage with no extras. Food for thought.