Massage Parlor Reports

**OldSailor** · 11-16-23 22:03

Originally Posted by GlockEm17 [View Original Post]

He is why some places we go to demand the tip before the play begins which is annoying and kills the mood. And each place has cameras and these ladies not only read this board but talk between shops. So he will start getting recognized and they will treat him accordingly. And another example of " treat the ladies nice" and it will pay off!! Has worked for me all these years, have had a extremely bad visit and drop the tip, sure who hasn't, but it has only happened a few times in my mongering years. A little extra tip can be very beneficial in its rewards later on I have great success with that approach. Maybe he needs to find a cheaper hobby?

I agree. I am retired and my income is limited. If I don't have enough money for the house fee and a reasonable tip, I just stay home. If I have a really bad session, I don't go back to that place but I generally try to leave on good terms so that they will be glad to see me on my next visit. Often the girl will whisper in your ear that the next visit will be better. It usually isn't but it's that hope that keeps us going, kinda like buying a lottery ticket and hoping for the big pay off! LOL.

**GlockEm17** · 11-16-23 16:54

Originally Posted by OldSailor [View Original Post]

You gave the girl $8 and didn't tip the previous MT at all? I bet the MT's just love to see you dropping in for a visit. Do they give you free water and candy as you leave? LOL.

He is why some places we go to demand the tip before the play begins which is annoying and kills the mood. And each place has cameras and these ladies not only read this board but talk between shops. So he will start getting recognized and they will treat him accordingly. And another example of " treat the ladies nice" and it will pay off!! Has worked for me all these years, have had a extremely bad visit and drop the tip, sure who hasn't, but it has only happened a few times in my mongering years. A little extra tip can be very beneficial in its rewards later on I have great success with that approach. Maybe he needs to find a cheaper hobby?

**JayNTurn** · 11-15-23 22:07

Originally Posted by OldSailor [View Original Post]

You gave the girl $8 and didn't tip the previous MT at all? I bet the MT's just love to see you dropping in for a visit. Do they give you free water and candy as you leave? LOL.

Honestly, I tip the standard. 4, or more depending on what they offer, when its done right and the way I want it.

The way I have studied it, no the MT's may not like when I come in, but they don't refuse the money. Why? 2 reasons: the house wants to make money, and the MT's don't get their small cut if we, the monger, don't pay the house.

I know you meant the candy and water as a joke, and they do offer it. However I refuse it if the visit wasn't good.

I do admit, I am not like most mongers--I take my little coins that I earn seriously and will not tip just because. Like a waitress, or shoe shine dude, they have to earn the tip they want.

**OldSailor** · 11-15-23 20:35

Originally Posted by JayNTurn [View Original Post]

You can bend it but it won't break. That's where I went to today on J. Clyde.
I gave her a Lincoln and three washingtons for a tip. She was appreciative. I MIGHT be back to try another girl.

You gave the girl $8 and didn't tip the previous MT at all? I bet the MT's just love to see you dropping in for a visit. Do they give you free water and candy as you leave? LOL.

**JayNTurn** · 11-15-23 16:14

You can bend it but it won't break. That's where I went to today on J. Clyde.

MMS is still there after all these years (same one as Kiln Creek years ago).

I paid. 6 for the hour. Ironically, the same girls are there and they aren't getting any younger. I would show you a photo however I do not want the admin to strike my profile. PM me if you want to see.

She gave me a rather hard massage when I asked for medium. She really paid attention to my ham strings and now they're real sore because she was just too rough. Not a great massage, nor tease.

On the flip, she asked and went to raise the american flag. It worked, and she allowed nursing and UTC, all without haggling for a tip. Well they know better: this MMS does not play games. She wants you to keep coming back with that house fee money, so the girls know better not to ask. Came to a conclusion, but not the best time.

I gave her a Lincoln and three washingtons for a tip. She was appreciative. I MIGHT be back to try another girl.

**Bairen Nanhai** · 11-15-23 14:31

Originally Posted by JayNTurn [View Original Post]

I had an itch so I decided to go to a place I normally don't frequent on J. Clyde, next to the latin store (Chinese store in the same complex).

I paid. 6 for the hour and a petite girl (maybe 100 lbs soaking wet) showed me to the back. Got undressed, and she came back and began the massage. I asked for medium.

She poured oil on my back and legs because my skin was so dry. It's windy out there! She did a very decent massage. She didn't tease too much though, just the ususal light touch of fingers.

She got the hot towel and time for the flip. She did the light fingers again and roamed around except the flag pole. THEN she asked "How Much". That will make the flag go down after a decent massage.

I told her ". 4". She countered and said ". 6". I said ok and began to lift up her shirt. She helped me and she released a very nice pair of Bee-Cees (not that big but big for her size). Then I began to unbutton her pants. She then asked "How Much"? I said ". 2 extra". She said ok. So I'm roaming around in all places and she begins a jack-hammer session that breaks one of the 2 buttons of the joystick (not broken but really hurt for the moment). I told her stop. No conclusion arrived. I said "Finished". She said "Sorry. Sorry. Let me try. ". I told her "No. Finished". I put my pants on and she stood there waiting for her tip..

Wow. Someone needs therapy. Massage is my therapy. It is the one place I can forget about everything else. Worst case scenario, some Chinese girl is rubbing oil all over my naked body while my mind is blank. There is always the excitement of the unknown. If things aren't going well, I'll at least try giving some guidance. Give them a chance for redemption, it can do wonders! How else do they learn? Someone has to teach them. I have stuck with a couple who started out rough and turned into UTR pros! You'd be amazed at what a little effort and good will can turn into. I am always a gentleman to these ladies, and it has helped me immensely. You have no idea what some of these girls have been through just to get here. Talk to them and listen to their stories. They aren't just a piece of meat to read your mind and do your bidding. You aren't entitled to anything but a massage. They are taking a huge risk beyond that. Put yourself in their shoes and be respectful. It helps everyone. If it was me, I'd go back and ask for the same girl, apologize, say I was having a bad day, then tell her what I would like differently. Who knows where it could lead. I have many personal cell numbers and WeChat contacts that I keep in rotation. I didn't get them by being a jerk when they did not meet my expectations. Good luck.

Bairen.

Bairen.

**OldSailor** · 11-12-23 11:01

Originally Posted by TrackGuy22 [View Original Post]

So you paid $2 for an average girl, average massage and standard finish?

Yes, based on some other reports, I was expecting more and it didn't happen. Going for ninety minutes was a mistake and if I go back, both the time and tip will be less. There isn't much they will do in ninety minutes that can't be done as well in sixty minutes. I will say the massage was excellent though.

**MassageMark** · 11-11-23 11:48

Originally Posted by JayNTurn [View Original Post]

I had an itch so I decided to go to a place I normally don't frequent on J. Clyde, next to the latin store (Chinese store in the same complex).

I paid. 6 for the hour and a petite girl (maybe 100 lbs soaking wet) showed me to the back. Got undressed, and she came back and began the massage. I asked for medium.

She poured oil on my back and legs because my skin was so dry. It's windy out there! She did a very decent massage. She didn't tease too much though, just the ususal light touch of fingers.

She got the hot towel and time for the flip. She did the light fingers again and roamed around except the flag pole. THEN she asked "How Much". That will make the flag go down after a decent massage.

I told her ". 4". She countered and said ". 6". I said ok and began to lift up her shirt. She helped me and she released a very nice pair of Bee-Cees (not that big but big for her size). Then I began to unbutton her pants. She then asked "How Much"? I said ". 2 extra". She said ok. So I'm roaming around in all places and she begins a jack-hammer session that breaks one of the 2 buttons of the joystick (not broken but really hurt for the moment). I told her stop. No conclusion arrived. I said "Finished". She said "Sorry. Sorry. Let me try. ". I told her "No. Finished". I put my pants on and she stood there waiting for her tip.

To her surprise, as I still haven't got dressed with no shirt or shoes on, I walked out the room and proceeded to the door to walk out. She said "No tip"? I just kept walking, put my shirt on in my car and drove off.

So, . 6 for the massage and $0. 00 for the tip. Some of you may thing I'm an A-hole for not tipping and that's cool. My philosophy is that you don't get paid until the job is done and done right.

I won't be returning.

Sounds like you have a short fuse. At least $20 for the massage would have cool. Also this is why alot of these providers want the tip of front. If they JH I, I let them know it to much and to slow down. Most will take direction unless there just stupid and don't give a shit. I've read several reviews by you, Sounds like you were having a bad day.

MM.

**JayNTurn** · 11-10-23 16:20

I had an itch so I decided to go to a place I normally don't frequent on J. Clyde, next to the latin store (Chinese store in the same complex).

I paid. 6 for the hour and a petite girl (maybe 100 lbs soaking wet) showed me to the back. Got undressed, and she came back and began the massage. I asked for medium.

She poured oil on my back and legs because my skin was so dry. It's windy out there! She did a very decent massage. She didn't tease too much though, just the ususal light touch of fingers.

She got the hot towel and time for the flip. She did the light fingers again and roamed around except the flag pole. THEN she asked "How Much". That will make the flag go down after a decent massage.

I told her ". 4". She countered and said ". 6". I said ok and began to lift up her shirt. She helped me and she released a very nice pair of Bee-Cees (not that big but big for her size). Then I began to unbutton her pants. She then asked "How Much"? I said ". 2 extra". She said ok. So I'm roaming around in all places and she begins a jack-hammer session that breaks one of the 2 buttons of the joystick (not broken but really hurt for the moment). I told her stop. No conclusion arrived. I said "Finished". She said "Sorry. Sorry. Let me try. ". I told her "No. Finished". I put my pants on and she stood there waiting for her tip.

To her surprise, as I still haven't got dressed with no shirt or shoes on, I walked out the room and proceeded to the door to walk out. She said "No tip"? I just kept walking, put my shirt on in my car and drove off.

So, . 6 for the massage and $0. 00 for the tip. Some of you may thing I'm an A-hole for not tipping and that's cool. My philosophy is that you don't get paid until the job is done and done right.

I won't be returning.

**Yeele** · 11-09-23 18:23

Originally Posted by StatiK [View Original Post]

Can anyone help me out with where Mclaws is? I usually don't have trouble figuring these things out but I am a bit stumped on Mclaws. Would appreciate a pm.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/newpo...a/383262633727

This one, very close to packet. Usually go there when packet is busy.

**TrackGuy22** · 11-09-23 10:09

Originally Posted by OldSailor [View Original Post]

I went yesterday. There is a new MT there now. Her name is something like YuYu but every time I tried to say it, she just laughed so I don't think I ever got it right. She speaks very little English and the visit was pretty average. I took the 90 minute massage for $100 which was kind of a mistake. I also left a $100 tip on the table which was also a mistake. She offered an excellent massage, good teasing some breast play (small but cute) and the standard HJ but nothing more. UTC below the waist was apparently off limits although OTC below the waist was allowed. For some reason, she seemed almost obsessed with my feet and I almost fell asleep during the foot massage. At least she didn't pop my fingers. Most of the girls seem to feel that is a requirement but I have swollen joints and hate to have my fingers popped. I may go back but if I do, I will only go for an hour and won't leave such a generous tip.

So you paid $2 for an average girl, average massage and standard finish?

**OldSailor** · 11-08-23 18:42

Originally Posted by Moseic98 [View Original Post]

There are typically 2 providers there now. Have only gotten standard, maybe daty is available. Overall, it is an average visit for me so far. Decent looks though.

I went yesterday. There is a new MT there now. Her name is something like YuYu but every time I tried to say it, she just laughed so I don't think I ever got it right. She speaks very little English and the visit was pretty average. I took the 90 minute massage for $100 which was kind of a mistake. I also left a $100 tip on the table which was also a mistake. She offered an excellent massage, good teasing some breast play (small but cute) and the standard HJ but nothing more. UTC below the waist was apparently off limits although OTC below the waist was allowed. For some reason, she seemed almost obsessed with my feet and I almost fell asleep during the foot massage. At least she didn't pop my fingers. Most of the girls seem to feel that is a requirement but I have swollen joints and hate to have my fingers popped. I may go back but if I do, I will only go for an hour and won't leave such a generous tip.

**StatiK** · 11-08-23 00:13

Can anyone help me out with where Mclaws is? I usually don't have trouble figuring these things out but I am a bit stumped on Mclaws. Would appreciate a pm.

**StatiK** · 11-07-23 15:00

I hit up packets today. First time there. Didn't catch the name but got a super tight and small older woman. Good skills. Got up on top and used her knees for the massage and all. Teasing was interesting and unusual. Lots of attention paid to the crack. Never had that before. Fun enough. Standard finish. I'll be back.

**Distrizzy** · 11-03-23 22:59

Originally Posted by GlockEm17 [View Original Post]

Think last year there was one and thinking it was ok but since it was more under the radar not visited much. If I remember an older provider. Been on my oh what the hell list but don't get down in that area often.

Went about 2 months ago. Standard provider, nothing amazing, nothing bad about it. She clmbed up on the table to get after the knots in my back which I like.