Massage Parlor Reports

[MetalHead63]

Tried to get in at Packet's today. I always enjoy my time there. They were pretty busy so I went over to mclaws for the first time. Two MTs there, no customers. Massage was garbage, she walked out twice to take the phone after arguing with the other lady there. At one point the other lady came in to fill in with more garbage massage while the other took the phone. Back with the first lady, who set an alarm by the way, finished out a massage that was more unpleasant than relaxing. Got a very fast two handed jackhammer to finish. Seriously wasn't even all the way 'present' when she kicked it in to high gear. I am not really picky about these places that much but I will never go back to Mclaws.

I did that today at a joint in rva. Maybe 20 minutes into it. Nothing close to a tease from older hag. Seriously, I had enough, got up, got dressed and left.

[StatiK]

Tried to get in at Packet's today. I always enjoy my time there. They were pretty busy so I went over to mclaws for the first time. Two MTs there, no customers. Massage was garbage, she walked out twice to take the phone after arguing with the other lady there. At one point the other lady came in to fill in with more garbage massage while the other took the phone. Back with the first lady, who set an alarm by the way, finished out a massage that was more unpleasant than relaxing. Got a very fast two handed jackhammer to finish. Seriously wasn't even all the way 'present' when she kicked it in to high gear. I am not really picky about these places that much but I will never go back to Mclaws.

[FanBoy1]

Not from this area, but was here, tried MC laws once a few months ago and decided to try out Packets this time.

Was please that I was. Not. Greeted by Sophia (figured I could recognize her thanks to why'all's posts). I was greeted by Mimi and asked if I would get her, she said yes and led me to a room. Massage was decent, nothing to write home about. Decent amount of teasing pre-flip, and with the amount of teasing around the exit o would assume if you were prepared and willing to pay then prostate play might be on the table, he seemed pretty easy going.

On flip, no negotiation, I pulled down shirt without pushback to reveal that nice rack, which I'm assuming are Bolton's, but are well made if they are. Very into nursing and slow and sensual on HE, allowed me to pull down pants to play with shaven kitty. Squeezed and wouldn't allow FIV, but this was my first time, with her, not sure if that was the hesitation, also not sure if more is on the table.

All in all, enjoyable experience and SOOO glad I didn't get Sophia 😆. Half hour, and I was very generous on top because she was super nice and into it, damage. 4/. 8.

[GlockEm17]

Have visited 3 times since they opened. Two different gals, one thicker big tits but wouldn't let them out, Thin one will go further but it costs you. Just the parking situation is a drawback. It is right across from the salt spa and I mean less than 50 feet, the parking area is that tight. Doesn't look like they change paper sheets as even first person of the day they look unchanged. So if a decent rub and tug is your liking there you go.

[Moseic98]

Have tried this place 3 times recently, and each time the girl was busy. She was late 30's, cute and nice rack. Someone has been seeing her, any feedback on her?

[FlusteringChic]

Saw a Linda a while back. 0 English, like not even an exaggeration. Alice had to come for negotiation. Got l2 from Linda and was pretty good. Average looking but good at what she does. Alice, who speaks English is very attractive, but haven't seen her for massage.

What has been everyone's memorable recent experience? Are there any new girls at Eden yet?

Thinking to see her but lack of info. Seems like she's pretty new one here.

[Moseic98]

Saw a Linda a while back. 0 English, like not even an exaggeration. Alice had to come for negotiation. Got l2 from Linda and was pretty good. Average looking but good at what she does. Alice, who speaks English is very attractive, but haven't seen her for massage.

What has been everyone's memorable recent experience? Are there any new girls at Eden yet?

[OldSailor]

Stopped by to see an Angel off of Rt. 134 last week and didn't have a good experience, so I thought I'd relay the information. Massage therapist there was in her 40's, thin, wearing black yoga pants and a solid red top. An average massage with minimal teasing, very little OTC was allowed, and the end result was a standard L1. My go-to place has been Jismin off of J. Clyde, which has been much more fun, and I'll continue to stop by there.

Menu is still quite limited but Cindy is better.

[War Doggie]

Stopped by to see an Angel off of Rt. 134 last week and didn't have a good experience, so I thought I'd relay the information. Massage therapist there was in her 40's, thin, wearing black yoga pants and a solid red top. An average massage with minimal teasing, very little OTC was allowed, and the end result was a standard L1. My go-to place has been Jismin off of J. Clyde, which has been much more fun, and I'll continue to stop by there.

Avoid her have walked out in past.

[Rodux]

Stopped by to see an Angel off of Rt. 134 last week and didn't have a good experience, so I thought I'd relay the information. Massage therapist there was in her 40's, thin, wearing black yoga pants and a solid red top. An average massage with minimal teasing, very little OTC was allowed, and the end result was a standard L1. My go-to place has been Jismin off of J. Clyde, which has been much more fun, and I'll continue to stop by there.

[ImmaculateBbbj]

On my way to Eden I saw Massage 757, will thought I would give it a try with the review. I have read I say, yes their is only one girl working, she does give one of the best massages I have ever had. There was little roaming on legs mostly, on the flip I, thinking things where going OK but when the negotiating started her prices, little high for my blood. Payed anyway given things a try. Do not think I will return unless I win the lottery.

Popcorn.

Not as long as you don't have any alternative / better option, my answer is "Yes, you will".

[BusA757]

Stopped by Packetts on Friday mid afternoon and I was the only customer there. Took the luck of the draw and unfortunately I drew the older masseuse, second time in a row I got her. I should have asked who else was working. I paid the $60 for the hour and hoped to the best. She's a tiny lady probably in her 50's at least, maybe older. The massage was not good at all and even the light touch she didn't even graze the package. On the flip I asked for her bra to come off, she pulled it down to free the smallish tits but did allow nursing after I agreed to $80 tip, after I opened with an offer of $60. I did get her yoga pants down to her knees and did some minimal FIV, but she kept clenching her legs shut to prevent much penetration. HJ was mechanical and ot sensual at all. After 20 minutes or so I couldn't finish based on no chemistry between us and her being old and not attractive, She didn't really even try to get me off when she knew I was struggling to pop. Doubt I'll head back here again and waste my money if this is the best I can get there. If you guys have intel that may help me out if I reconsider and try again please send me a private message. Thanks and happy hunting out there!

I literally just left you the intel you needed on post 1853. You drew Sophia.

[Yeele]

Is this the one across the bridge or the one in York?

The one in York on Rt. 17 close to the sports complex.

[VaVouyer]

Zen is pretty much the same. But only one girl works there now seems, who is like 30's. I had to wait for 15 minutes. Massage skill is good and L1 with only UTC top.

Is this the one across the bridge or the one in York?

[GlockEm17]

Stopped by Packetts on Friday mid afternoon and I was the only customer there. Took the luck of the draw and unfortunately I drew the older masseuse, second time in a row I got her. I should have asked who else was working. I paid the $60 for the hour and hoped to the best. She's a tiny lady probably in her 50's at least, maybe older. The massage was not good at all and even the light touch she didn't even graze the package. On the flip I asked for her bra to come off, she pulled it down to free the smallish tits but did allow nursing after I agreed to $80 tip, after I opened with an offer of $60. I did get her yoga pants down to her knees and did some minimal FIV, but she kept clenching her legs shut to prevent much penetration. HJ was mechanical and ot sensual at all. After 20 minutes or so I couldn't finish based on no chemistry between us and her being old and not attractive, She didn't really even try to get me off when she knew I was struggling to pop. Doubt I'll head back here again and waste my money if this is the best I can get there. If you guys have intel that may help me out if I reconsider and try again please send me a private message. Thanks and happy hunting out there!

If you had her before and she was not fun then why take her again? And tipped. 8? . 8 is way to much for nursing. I have left AMP'S before if the offerings weren't to my expectations. Don't be afraid to ask is anybody else working, or just plain leave. But like any place there are fun ones and ones that were a waste so YMMV is so true in this hobby. And.