Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeHooch]

Decided to check out Star, since it's been a while since I heard anything about it. Girl was cute, with standard finish and nursing. Next time, I'll just venture out a little further and try Jasmine.

[August23]

I haven't been to an AMP in NN since last year. Got tired of the older ladies were far from decent looking. Is it still the same? I was thinking about Jasmin 1 or the 115 Charlene Ct, Yorktown, VA 23692 location for more than the nova. PM me if you prefer. Any suggestions would be appreciated. I like the person performing the massage to be decent looking and thin LOL hopefully with a very out going attitude.

TIA.

[Moseic98]

Across from why-town Walmart, little car dealership beside a Wawa. I saw a massage banner and never noticed before. Is it new? I was going to try them out, figured I would ask first. I don't see a name or anything.

Drove by on way home and checked it out. It's called Kevin's massage, but it has the look of an AMP. I called the number and a guy answered, a girl has stepped out and was looking good. Didn't have time to partake, so got mixed messages all the way around.

[Bairen Nanhai]

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.
-I’ll take something in between.
2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!
-Back needs the most attention for me, but I want it all, so typically go at least 60, but when I need it, 90.
3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.
-True, but I know a lot of the girls have aches and pains too, and this is how some compensate.
4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.
-True, but sometimes I need her to bring the pain, and I walk out feeling better.
5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.
-Agreed! This is just a lack of training!
6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.
-Yes! As long as the work gets done too!
7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.
-How can you relax and enjoy a massage when it’s so cold? Love me some table warmers!
8. Too long of an over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.
-I enjoy the towel start, but especially when you get a girl that just throws it away after 60 seconds!
9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!
-Again, lack of training..

Many times on the first visit, I just let it go and see what happens. If it's good enough for a return, I will try more to steer them the way I want. Don't be afraid to let them know what you like or dislike. If you don't ask, you don't get.

Bairen.

[FoxFinder]

Across from why-town Walmart, little car dealership beside a Wawa. I saw a massage banner and never noticed before. Is it new? I was going to try them out, figured I would ask first. I don't see a name or anything.

[MetalHead63]

I think my pet peeve is popping my fingers. I have arthritis and some of my fingers are a bit bent. I would rather they stay in their current condition. When the MT tries to pull them straight again, it doesn't work but it is fairly painful and I am wondering why I paid for torture.

Seems like so many don't want to say your needs, whether to do something or don't. Read this on other location forums as well. I often move hands where I want them to go.

[OldSailor]

I think my pet peeve is popping my fingers. I have arthritis and some of my fingers are a bit bent. I would rather they stay in their current condition. When the MT tries to pull them straight again, it doesn't work but it is fairly painful and I am wondering why I paid for torture.

[JayNTurn]

I always go with 60 minutes. 30 is rushing, 45 means I have to bring something other than 20's. I have done 90, sometimes planned, sometimes unexpected based on a hot provider. In recent months, I have paid for 60 but left sooner as experience just sucked. No tip.

I don't disagree with you. I do prefer the 60 minute option for this reason--if its someone I never had before, of course I'm curious and excited to see where it leads. OR If I had someone before, and I like them, I want to maximize the time, so 60 is a better option.

I always advise stopping at a 7-11/ store to break some 20's in the event the flip doesn't pan out like you want it. I have no shame in either not tipping, or tipping smaller than the standard. 4.

The leaving early part--couldn't agree more. That would be the tip I give them. They get another client sooner than expected. Works out for them in their favor.

[MetalHead63]

Can you explain 11? I think I know what you mean, but for the purpose of conversation I want to be sure before I respond to that.

I always go with 60 minutes. 30 is rushing, 45 means I have to bring something other than 20's. I have done 90, sometimes planned, sometimes unexpected based on a hot provider. In recent months, I have paid for 60 but left sooner as experience just sucked. No tip.

[JayNTurn]

1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.

2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.

3. See #2.

4. See #2.

5. See #2.

6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.

7. whatever.

8. I never have towel on me.

9. can't relate.

10. See #1.

11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.

So there you have it.

Can you explain 11? I think I know what you mean, but for the purpose of conversation I want to be sure before I respond to that.

[MetalHead63]

1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.

2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.

3. See #2.

4. See #2.

5. See #2.

6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.

7. whatever.

8. I never have towel on me.

9. can't relate.

10. See #1.

11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.

So there you have it.

[Moseic98]

"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".

That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.

Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.

The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.

MonMon.

I prefer it darker, let's be honest, my hairy ass doesn't need to be seen with fluorescent lightning haha. I do agree that it needs to be enough light to see the girl, and be able to see into your wallet. I have a fear I'm going to grab a $100 instead of a $10 when tipping because I can't see.

[Mongermonger]

"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".

That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.

Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.

The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.

MonMon.

[MikeHooch]

I agree on the oil, except for the ending. I prefer more friction.

My ass looks weird, because I lost a lot of skin a while back from a car accident. And I hate when they're too afraid to touch it.

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.

2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!

3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.

4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.

5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.

6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.

7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.

8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.

9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!

10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.

11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!

Look forward to seeing what you guys have.

[Moseic98]

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.

2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!

3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.

4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.

5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.

6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.

7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.

8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.

9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!

10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.

11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!

Look forward to seeing what you guys have.