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Today 11:21 #1916
Posts: 178Agreed / Addition
Originally Posted by MetalHead63 [View Original Post]
I always advise stopping at a 7-11/ store to break some 20's in the event the flip doesn't pan out like you want it. I have no shame in either not tipping, or tipping smaller than the standard. 4.
The leaving early part--couldn't agree more. That would be the tip I give them. They get another client sooner than expected. Works out for them in their favor.
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Today 10:02 #1915
Posts: 40060 minutes
Originally Posted by JayNTurn [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 19:16 #1914
Posts: 178Eleven
Originally Posted by MetalHead63 [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 16:25 #1913
Posts: 400My opinion by the numbers
1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.
2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.
3. See #2.
4. See #2.
5. See #2.
6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.
7. whatever.
8. I never have towel on me.
9. can't relate.
10. See #1.
11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.
So there you have it.
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04-24-24 12:51 #1912
Posts: 187Sign me up for that shirt
Originally Posted by Mongermonger [View Original Post]
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04-24-24 10:15 #1911
Posts: 212Pet Peeves
"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".
That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.
Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.
The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.
MonMon.
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04-23-24 17:43 #1910
Posts: 72Pet peeve
I agree on the oil, except for the ending. I prefer more friction.
My ass looks weird, because I lost a lot of skin a while back from a car accident. And I hate when they're too afraid to touch it.
Originally Posted by Moseic98 [View Original Post]
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04-23-24 16:33 #1909
Posts: 187Pet peeves
What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.
1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.
2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!
3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.
4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.
5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.
6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.
7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.
8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.
9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!
10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.
11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!
Look forward to seeing what you guys have.
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04-23-24 14:34 #1908
Posts: 272Crazy2
Originally Posted by BairenNanhai [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Robinhood757 [View Original Post]
Bairen.
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04-23-24 10:03 #1907
Posts: 1254Re: Nails
I also had a lady that cut my nails which was a nice additional service to a great full service massage, but she ended up leaving after 3 or 4 visits.
Originally Posted by DarkStar58 [View Original Post]
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04-23-24 09:59 #1906
Posts: 1254Re: Crazy
Strangest thing ever happened to me was after a very good full service massage she cleaned me up with a hot towel and shoved the warm towel up my ass and cleaned all the oil out. Very unique sensation.
Then the last thing she did before I got dressed she leaned in to what I thought was going to be a good bye kiss and she bit my nose. Not hard enough to make it bleed but enough to make me tear up. Not like I have a large schnozz or anything it is probably below average. I think she did it to stand out and I have never forgotten her. I went back two weeks later and she was gone.
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04-23-24 00:01 #1905
Posts: 187Originally Posted by Punisher94 [View Original Post]
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04-22-24 23:13 #1904
Posts: 218Originally Posted by Moseic98 [View Original Post]
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04-21-24 14:06 #1903
Posts: 187Asian escort
Has anyone visited the Asian that's hosting in a hotel here in Newport news? The good, the bad, or the ugly?
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04-18-24 13:25 #1902
Posts: 13I'll second that
Originally Posted by Scorpio22 [View Original Post]