Massage Parlor Reports

[Moseic98]

Which Jasmine is that?

This is the poquoson one. Usually pretty decent girls there.

[BigRicksDick]

Saw new girl Nicole. Short and kind of frumpy. Cute face.

Got an hour, and overall was a pretty good massage. Offered CBJ and took her time with everything. All in all, a decent visit but won't repeat.

Which Jasmine is that?

[Moseic98]

Saw new girl Nicole. Short and kind of frumpy. Cute face.

Got an hour, and overall was a pretty good massage. Offered CBJ and took her time with everything. All in all, a decent visit but won't repeat.

[MikeHooch]

Decided to check out Star, since it's been a while since I heard anything about it. Girl was cute, with standard finish and nursing. Next time, I'll just venture out a little further and try Jasmine.

[August23]

I haven't been to an AMP in NN since last year. Got tired of the older ladies were far from decent looking. Is it still the same? I was thinking about Jasmin 1 or the 115 Charlene Ct, Yorktown, VA 23692 location for more than the nova. PM me if you prefer. Any suggestions would be appreciated. I like the person performing the massage to be decent looking and thin LOL hopefully with a very out going attitude.

TIA.

[Moseic98]

Across from why-town Walmart, little car dealership beside a Wawa. I saw a massage banner and never noticed before. Is it new? I was going to try them out, figured I would ask first. I don't see a name or anything.

Drove by on way home and checked it out. It's called Kevin's massage, but it has the look of an AMP. I called the number and a guy answered, a girl has stepped out and was looking good. Didn't have time to partake, so got mixed messages all the way around.

[Bairen Nanhai]

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.
-I’ll take something in between.
2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!
-Back needs the most attention for me, but I want it all, so typically go at least 60, but when I need it, 90.
3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.
-True, but I know a lot of the girls have aches and pains too, and this is how some compensate.
4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.
-True, but sometimes I need her to bring the pain, and I walk out feeling better.
5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.
-Agreed! This is just a lack of training!
6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.
-Yes! As long as the work gets done too!
7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.
-How can you relax and enjoy a massage when it’s so cold? Love me some table warmers!
8. Too long of an over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.
-I enjoy the towel start, but especially when you get a girl that just throws it away after 60 seconds!
9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!
-Again, lack of training..

Many times on the first visit, I just let it go and see what happens. If it's good enough for a return, I will try more to steer them the way I want. Don't be afraid to let them know what you like or dislike. If you don't ask, you don't get.

Bairen.

[FoxFinder]

Across from why-town Walmart, little car dealership beside a Wawa. I saw a massage banner and never noticed before. Is it new? I was going to try them out, figured I would ask first. I don't see a name or anything.

[MetalHead63]

I think my pet peeve is popping my fingers. I have arthritis and some of my fingers are a bit bent. I would rather they stay in their current condition. When the MT tries to pull them straight again, it doesn't work but it is fairly painful and I am wondering why I paid for torture.

Seems like so many don't want to say your needs, whether to do something or don't. Read this on other location forums as well. I often move hands where I want them to go.

[OldSailor]

I think my pet peeve is popping my fingers. I have arthritis and some of my fingers are a bit bent. I would rather they stay in their current condition. When the MT tries to pull them straight again, it doesn't work but it is fairly painful and I am wondering why I paid for torture.

[JayNTurn]

I always go with 60 minutes. 30 is rushing, 45 means I have to bring something other than 20's. I have done 90, sometimes planned, sometimes unexpected based on a hot provider. In recent months, I have paid for 60 but left sooner as experience just sucked. No tip.

I don't disagree with you. I do prefer the 60 minute option for this reason--if its someone I never had before, of course I'm curious and excited to see where it leads. OR If I had someone before, and I like them, I want to maximize the time, so 60 is a better option.

I always advise stopping at a 7-11/ store to break some 20's in the event the flip doesn't pan out like you want it. I have no shame in either not tipping, or tipping smaller than the standard. 4.

The leaving early part--couldn't agree more. That would be the tip I give them. They get another client sooner than expected. Works out for them in their favor.

[MetalHead63]

Can you explain 11? I think I know what you mean, but for the purpose of conversation I want to be sure before I respond to that.

I always go with 60 minutes. 30 is rushing, 45 means I have to bring something other than 20's. I have done 90, sometimes planned, sometimes unexpected based on a hot provider. In recent months, I have paid for 60 but left sooner as experience just sucked. No tip.

[JayNTurn]

1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.

2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.

3. See #2.

4. See #2.

5. See #2.

6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.

7. whatever.

8. I never have towel on me.

9. can't relate.

10. See #1.

11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.

So there you have it.

Can you explain 11? I think I know what you mean, but for the purpose of conversation I want to be sure before I respond to that.

[MetalHead63]

1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.

2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.

3. See #2.

4. See #2.

5. See #2.

6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.

7. whatever.

8. I never have towel on me.

9. can't relate.

10. See #1.

11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.

So there you have it.

[Moseic98]

"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".

That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.

Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.

The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.

MonMon.

I prefer it darker, let's be honest, my hairy ass doesn't need to be seen with fluorescent lightning haha. I do agree that it needs to be enough light to see the girl, and be able to see into your wallet. I have a fear I'm going to grab a $100 instead of a $10 when tipping because I can't see.