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Yesterday 12:51 #1912
Posts: 186Sign me up for that shirt
Originally Posted by Mongermonger [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 10:15 #1911
Posts: 212Pet Peeves
"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".
That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.
Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.
The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.
MonMon.
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04-23-24 17:43 #1910
Posts: 72Pet peeve
I agree on the oil, except for the ending. I prefer more friction.
My ass looks weird, because I lost a lot of skin a while back from a car accident. And I hate when they're too afraid to touch it.
Originally Posted by Moseic98 [View Original Post]
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04-23-24 16:33 #1909
Posts: 186Pet peeves
What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.
1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.
2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!
3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.
4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.
5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.
6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.
7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.
8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.
9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!
10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.
11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!
Look forward to seeing what you guys have.
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04-23-24 14:34 #1908
Posts: 272Crazy2
Originally Posted by BairenNanhai [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Robinhood757 [View Original Post]
Bairen.
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04-23-24 10:03 #1907
Posts: 1254Re: Nails
I also had a lady that cut my nails which was a nice additional service to a great full service massage, but she ended up leaving after 3 or 4 visits.
Originally Posted by DarkStar58 [View Original Post]
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04-23-24 09:59 #1906
Posts: 1254Re: Crazy
Strangest thing ever happened to me was after a very good full service massage she cleaned me up with a hot towel and shoved the warm towel up my ass and cleaned all the oil out. Very unique sensation.
Then the last thing she did before I got dressed she leaned in to what I thought was going to be a good bye kiss and she bit my nose. Not hard enough to make it bleed but enough to make me tear up. Not like I have a large schnozz or anything it is probably below average. I think she did it to stand out and I have never forgotten her. I went back two weeks later and she was gone.
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04-23-24 00:01 #1905
Posts: 186Originally Posted by Punisher94 [View Original Post]
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04-22-24 23:13 #1904
Posts: 216Originally Posted by Moseic98 [View Original Post]
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04-21-24 14:06 #1903
Posts: 186Asian escort
Has anyone visited the Asian that's hosting in a hotel here in Newport news? The good, the bad, or the ugly?
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04-18-24 13:25 #1902
Posts: 13I'll second that
Originally Posted by Scorpio22 [View Original Post]
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04-18-24 08:59 #1901
Posts: 186Eden and xstress
Eden- Amy is still there, don't get her. I saw a candy there who gave a good massage, looks were okay at best, but really got into it. She was negotiable in price, but when I went back, got yelled at by Amy for not giving enough last time. Be prepared.
Xstress. I have seen Cindy and Wendy there. Both give probably the best massages that I have had from AMP. Usually do well with teasing too. Only HJ for me each time, but Wendy is very cute and skinny and younger. Cindy is good looking as well.
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04-17-24 16:09 #1900
Posts: 464My go to has been Jasmin 1 but want to visit Eden again after a long hiatus and xstress. Can any comment on the quality of girls at either nowadays?
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03-30-24 23:00 #1899
Posts: 63More crazy stuff
Originally Posted by Robinhood757 [View Original Post]
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03-30-24 11:53 #1898
Posts: 322Mays visit
Stopped on Friday morning for an hr. Had hoped for a new rotation but unfortunately the same one I have had several times before. I do like variety after a couple visits. She's OK decent personality and gives a nice massage and finish but nothing extraordinary. Tipped. 4 and off I went. Still not crazy about parking so I always go early before it gets busy.