Massage Parlor Reports

[Mongermonger]

"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".

That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.

Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.

The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.

MonMon.

[MikeHooch]

I agree on the oil, except for the ending. I prefer more friction.

My ass looks weird, because I lost a lot of skin a while back from a car accident. And I hate when they're too afraid to touch it.

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.

2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!

3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.

4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.

5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.

6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.

7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.

8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.

9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!

10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.

11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!

Look forward to seeing what you guys have.

[Moseic98]

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.

2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!

3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.

4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.

5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.

6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.

7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.

8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.

9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!

10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.

11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!

Look forward to seeing what you guys have.

[Bairen Nanhai]

This would be a great thread! Craziest stuff I've seen at AMPs. I've been doing this a minute, but luckily, nothing too awfully bad has happened to me. I would not rate this bad, but definitely unexpected; I had an attractive, well built Chinese lady riding my face while giving a HJ, and when she came, she almost drowned me. That was actually the only squirter I've ever experienced.

Bairn.

Bairin, That would be a great thread. Get it going!

Not sure I have much to contribute but I would love to read it. Would especially like to know if the that squirter is still around?

Have not seen my squirter in too long. Things got complicated, and I'm not allowed to talk about it. Anywho, I also had some interesting times with Wendy from the Beach. We got to be pretty good friends. If she wasn't busy, we would have long talks, or take naps together. She is really a nice lady, and good at what she does. Have not seen her in a long time, except last month she was at Pick and Pull with some white-haired dude. She did not make eye contact. Always interesting when you see them in the wild, haha! I never knew what I was going to get with her. Massages were never great, but first time she started playing with my ass and asked if that's what I was there for. Sometimes she would get busy, rush me through an HJ, and send me out. Sometimes she didn't charge me, or said pay what you want. Eventually I quit getting massages and would stop in just for a quickie. It went to FS. Occasionally she would just start in on a BBBJ out of nowhere, but depending on her mood, sometimes would try to fever me with Saran Wrap, or drop her pants and start grinding on me. Slides were good too, and I'm sure I could have gotten BBFS, but didn't want the risk. One time I went down on her, and a few minutes in, she stopped me and rubbed one out while I watched. Fun times. We showered together on that weird TS she had too. Those were the largest nips I have seen in person. She is still around at another VB spa. Maybe I should stop I. For old time's sake.

Bairen.

[Vbgent4u2c]

I also had a lady that cut my nails which was a nice additional service to a great full service massage, but she ended up leaving after 3 or 4 visits.

I've been a regular at this AMP in RVA seeing the same MT for about a couple of years. After we finished and all cleaned up, she started finish the hour out with head and neck massage then moved to start a foot massage. Why'all know the drill. Anyway, as she started my foot massage, she looking at my toe talons says my "toe nails are gross, you need to go to a nail shop", before I could say anything she get up and gets hot wet towels and wraps my feet up then proceeds to give me brief neck massage for a few minutes. Then she leaves come's back with finger / toenail clippers and an emery board thingy and proceeds to clip and file my talons; then when all done with my toes she starts to clip and file my finger nails. So every time I'm there for a massage, she checks my toe nails and finger nails.

[Vbgent4u2c]

Strangest thing ever happened to me was after a very good full service massage she cleaned me up with a hot towel and shoved the warm towel up my ass and cleaned all the oil out. Very unique sensation.

Then the last thing she did before I got dressed she leaned in to what I thought was going to be a good bye kiss and she bit my nose. Not hard enough to make it bleed but enough to make me tear up. Not like I have a large schnozz or anything it is probably below average. I think she did it to stand out and I have never forgotten her. I went back two weeks later and she was gone.

[Moseic98]

Link? I'll TOFTT if no one else does.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/newpo...-/034942337042

[Punisher94]

Has anyone visited the Asian that's hosting in a hotel here in Newport news? The good, the bad, or the ugly?

Link? I'll TOFTT if no one else does.

[Moseic98]

Has anyone visited the Asian that's hosting in a hotel here in Newport news? The good, the bad, or the ugly?

[Rodux]

My go to has been Jasmin 1 but want to visit Eden again after a long hiatus and xstress. Can any comment on the quality of girls at either nowadays?

My go to has been Jasmin1 as well, and I've thoroughly enjoyed Judy's massages.

[Moseic98]

Eden- Amy is still there, don't get her. I saw a candy there who gave a good massage, looks were okay at best, but really got into it. She was negotiable in price, but when I went back, got yelled at by Amy for not giving enough last time. Be prepared.

Xstress. I have seen Cindy and Wendy there. Both give probably the best massages that I have had from AMP. Usually do well with teasing too. Only HJ for me each time, but Wendy is very cute and skinny and younger. Cindy is good looking as well.

[Scorpio22]

My go to has been Jasmin 1 but want to visit Eden again after a long hiatus and xstress. Can any comment on the quality of girls at either nowadays?

[DarkStar58]

Bairin, That would be a great thread. Get it going!

Not sure I have much to contribute but I would love to read it. Would especially like to know if the that squirter is still around?

I've been a regular at this AMP in RVA seeing the same MT for about a couple of years. After we finished and all cleaned up, she started finish the hour out with head and neck massage then moved to start a foot massage. Why'all know the drill. Anyway, as she started my foot massage, she looking at my toe talons says my "toe nails are gross, you need to go to a nail shop", before I could say anything she get up and gets hot wet towels and wraps my feet up then proceeds to give me brief neck massage for a few minutes. Then she leaves come's back with finger / toenail clippers and an emery board thingy and proceeds to clip and file my talons; then when all done with my toes she starts to clip and file my finger nails. So every time I'm there for a massage, she checks my toe nails and finger nails.

[GlockEm17]

Stopped on Friday morning for an hr. Had hoped for a new rotation but unfortunately the same one I have had several times before. I do like variety after a couple visits. She's OK decent personality and gives a nice massage and finish but nothing extraordinary. Tipped. 4 and off I went. Still not crazy about parking so I always go early before it gets busy.

[Steve McQueen1]

This would be a great thread! Craziest stuff I've seen at AMPs. I've been doing this a minute, but luckily, nothing too awfully bad has happened to me. I would not rate this bad, but definitely unexpected; I had an attractive, well built Chinese lady riding my face while giving a HJ, and when she came, she almost drowned me. That was actually the only squirter I've ever experienced.

Bairn.

One the best and long lasting experience I have had was Wendy when she was on 19th Street. Before she became popular, this was years ago. I could go there and stay sometimes 2 hours of more. She wouldn't except any extra money. Started out she wouldn't do L3. One day she was dressed for body slide. We were both oiled up. You might say I was at the door and she would let nothing but my head in. After that adventure included FS. This went on for a year. She didn't have that many visitors back then.