Massage Parlor Reports

**AussieFury** · 04-03-24 09:49

Originally Posted by Runaway93 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Jessie is still at MM? I saw her while I was in town a few weeks ago, and she was a lot of fun. Highly recommend if she's still there! Slim body, nice boobs for her frame, DFK, BBJ and CFS for $$ total.

I've taken MM off my "drop by and check it out" list. Way too much hard sell for me to stay and while I'm certain they have have winners from time to time, the overall quality of the providers here has slid to the point where I drive past them like M Foot and MEI.

**Runaway93** · 04-02-24 22:20

Does anyone know if Jessie is still at MM? I saw her while I was in town a few weeks ago, and she was a lot of fun. Highly recommend if she's still there! Slim body, nice boobs for her frame, DFK, BBJ and CFS for $$ total.

**SkeletonKey6** · 04-02-24 18:44

"if the pussy don't stink it ain't no go!" It took me a few months once I started having sex to realize that those popular sentiments were categorically false, haha. Always happy to hear when a professional hoe (or civie) actually has some decent hygienic standards.

Originally Posted by DatyMan007 [View Original Post]

...with obvious sniffing and and a very good wipe down of the shaft kinda reminds me of a stripper wiping a pole on stage. Obviously I passed the sniff test and visual inspection...

**LomaRedLands** · 04-02-24 17:37

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

Is this the Grace at Lulu?

Yes; It is Grace at Lulu. She did mention she would be gone by end of March so not sure if she is still there. Good luck.

**DatyMan007** · 04-02-24 17:33

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

Is this the Grace at Lulu?

Grace at Lulu is a sweetheart. Only take away I would say is the cleaning procedure. It's not a deal breaker but definitely different than the usual. She does a close up visual inspection with obvious sniffing and and a very good wipe down of the shaft kinda reminds me of a stripper wiping a pole on stage. Obviously I passed the sniff test and visual inspection and had a great time.

**FullMetalHelme** · 04-02-24 14:39

Originally Posted by LomaRedLands [View Original Post]

You should make your way to see Grace. It's worth it. Grace was my first Korean provider experience and honestly she was very sweet and lovely.

Is this the Grace at Lulu?

**AussieFury** · 04-01-24 23:00

Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]

I met "Baby" last month at Tulip. She claimed to be 23 years old from Shanghai, and definitely looked it to me. Super soft / porcelain skin. ZERO wrinkles or aging on her face and body. Full Bush, playful, and tight kitty. But yeah, the other reviews seem like shill accounts.

Insider tip: Day Spa on 38th has been very good lately. Usually at least one hottie in the rotation. If someone answers who you don't like, ask to see others. Back entrance and parking for discretion.

Well YOU I do believe.

And yeah, the young hottie rn at Day is Eileen.

**Italian Steel** · 04-01-24 17:49

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Tulip: Grannies. Whatever account has been posting about them lately is BS.

I met "Baby" last month at Tulip. She claimed to be 23 years old from Shanghai, and definitely looked it to me. Super soft / porcelain skin. ZERO wrinkles or aging on her face and body. Full Bush, playful, and tight kitty. But yeah, the other reviews seem like shill accounts.

Insider tip: Day Spa on 38th has been very good lately. Usually at least one hottie in the rotation. If someone answers who you don't like, ask to see others. Back entrance and parking for discretion.

**Kinkaid69** · 04-01-24 17:01

I missed my chance, the sour faced auntie / mamasan who greeted me was a pass. "New girl?" "Me! I new girl!" "No thank you. " So I got "YoYo" instead. She seemed ok at first, but turned out to be a complete waist. Cold lotion, 2 minute dough kneeding massage, then off with the dress for the flip. She looks pretty good, but put the cover on soft for an agressive CBJ. Covered herseof with her hand so I couldn't finger her. As soon I I'm half-hard she lays down and motions for me to start. I almost couldn't finish at all, every time I really got going she complained that it hurt, and that was the only interaction. The rest of the time her head is turned with a sour expression. Won't repeat.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Yes, Mae is cute and fun, but her tummy is lipo not "toned. Coin slot is the highlight. But covered BJ.

Fucking in a bank vault is a bucket list item I never knew I had.

**AussieFury** · 04-01-24 15:30

Injoy: Cutie Coco (was top girl at Alice FedWay last month).

Labella: Short slightly chubby cutie name Milli.

Macy's (has the big fence): Friendly auntie who wasn't pushy.

Day (across from Injoy): Grannie.

Tulip: Grannies. Whatever account has been posting about them lately is BS.

Pink Ocean: Doable auntie.

Sunshine: Brand new spa opened on the 28th. Converted house on Pacific Ave south of Fred Meyer but before you get to MM. Cutie with a banging yoga body named Cici. This is not a FS shop and they do not want reviews. So this is not a review. I didn't leave unhappy and will visit Cici again. Tell her hi from Big Monkey. I'm not a fan of cellophane wrap, but wasn't the worst cellophane visit I experienced.

**Brian Daed** · 03-31-24 21:35

Originally Posted by LoadsOff [View Original Post]

Yea I've been 3 x each with the same gal. That's why I ask if there was others. I think they either like you a lot on the low (fuck good LOL) the other girls won't so she's like fine I will or she greedy and just wants everybody's money LOL. Next time I'm just ask if there is other girls available if I get the same girl, I like variety.

I'm going to just guess that she's a hustler. My first visit with her didn't involve a great performance from me but she still snatched me up like a kidnapper when I came back. Thankfully, my bad showing on the first date was just from having a shitty day and I probably shouldn't have even gone at that time but still very nice for her to still be enthusiastic with me in her service. I think she likes her regulars because she's been warming up to me with each subsequent visit. Strangely enough, she refuses gratuities after every date.

**AussieFury** · 03-31-24 12:13

Originally Posted by Woopooh [View Original Post]

Any females out there with big booty and boobs?

Chubby Asian girl at Magnolia Renton.

Magnolia Burien is now closed.

**AussieFury** · 03-31-24 12:10

Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]

Was passing through Fed Way and got the urge to hit up Spring Foot (288th / Military Rd) again. It's been a little while, and I really like this place. It's probably my favorite spot in Fed Way now. Hot chicks, and sex in a converted bank vault (cool vibe). "May" is there until tomorrow. She then goes back to NY. A smoking hot spinner (25-30 years old) that looks like the girls on the teaser ads. Her physique is absolute perfection. Her flat / toned belly, perfect snatch, and thigh gap are a sight to behold! She may be too thin for some, but I really find her very attractive, and she's very sweet. Within 2 minutes of the starting the back massage, she offered additional girls to join in the fun. She said they were slow, and the other girls were just sitting around. I just wanted to go solo, so I declined and never got a price. I also visited a Seattle spa recently, and after the house fee handoff, the provider left the room, and the mamasan came in and offered additional girls as well. I know I'm not the only one this is happening to. Seems to be a new trend with a slowing economy, or they have an elaborate AMP facial recognition network that has our profiles / likes.

Yes, Mae is cute and fun, but her tummy is lipo not "toned.” Coin slot is the highlight. But covered BJ.

Fucking in a bank vault is a bucket list item I never knew I had.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-31-24 11:40

Originally Posted by LoadsOff [View Original Post]

Yea I've been 3 x each with the same gal. That's why I ask if there was others. I think they either like you a lot on the low (fuck good LOL) the other girls won't so she's like fine I will or she greedy and just wants everybody's money LOL. Next time I'm just ask if there is other girls available if I get the same girl, I like variety.

If a line up isn't available, I sometimes call ahead and find out who is working or make an appointment. I'd feel awkward to ask for another provider if there wasnt any available.

**Loads Off** · 03-31-24 10:48

Originally Posted by BrianDaed [View Original Post]

Yeah she's the textbook definition of bombshell. If she'd wait until after the blowie to put that hat on I swear she'd get every penny of my allowance.

I've only been to D11 a handful of times and every time LiLi scoops me right up so I haven't seen the other girls. Next time I stop by I'll try to get a name for that other one for you.

Yea I've been 3 x each with the same gal. That's why I ask if there was others. I think they either like you a lot on the low (fuck good LOL) the other girls won't so she's like fine I will or she greedy and just wants everybody's money LOL. Next time I'm just ask if there is other girls available if I get the same girl, I like variety.