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04-15-24 20:25 #3431
Posts: 25Originally Posted by JustinCase1 [View Original Post]
My GFE lady at m&m just left town for a few weeks, I was hoping to have Lili's fine ass leave some bruises on my thighs. She wanted me to see CiCi in the meantime but if the girl I saw that I think is Cici really is her, no thanks. It's going to be a rough few weeks for your buddy Brian.
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04-15-24 16:59 #3430
Posts: 23Here's something funny
Originally Posted by JustinCase1 [View Original Post]
I said no, cowgirl is facing you, reverse the other way.
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04-15-24 12:25 #3429
Posts: 23My review a bit down was the same
Originally Posted by BrianDaed [View Original Post]
Too many no's. Can't pound, can't touch the titties, etc.
Bummer on Lilli. She's my fav.
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04-15-24 01:26 #3428
Posts: 25Originally Posted by DirtBurgler [View Original Post]
I should have mentioned in fairness to her, she was quite friendly.
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04-14-24 05:59 #3427
Posts: 617Originally Posted by FaceNutter [View Original Post]
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04-13-24 20:08 #3426
Posts: 31D11 Natalia / Ivanka
Originally Posted by BrianDaed [View Original Post]
Describes that exact same experience.
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04-13-24 16:47 #3425
Posts: 37Day Spa
Stopped at Day Spa yesterday, had been there in the past and was immediately scared away by the crypt keeper at the door. This time was much different. Cute older auntie (pretty sure she's the manager) opened the door, took me to the room and I went for an hour at 70. On the flip she said "You want" and did a hip thrust. Said yes, gave her $140. Went to work, CG to Mish. She had smoker breath so that was a turn off, but v was tight. She introduced me to a cuter petite young girl on the way out. Would recommend doing the 30 min option at 50 if you're just looking to bust.
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04-13-24 09:12 #3424
Posts: 11Day Spa on 38th St
Stopped by a few days ago, Did not catch a name but the provider was extremely petite. Can't go wrong any of these Oriental beauty's. Paid the 30 min donation as I was in a rush. Standard fee. Massage began and was actually very good with a lot of teasing. After 15 minutes asked me to flip and what I wanted. Agreed on donation for 69. $. 2. Went to town on DATY and she was quite enthusiastic with her mouth. Especially when getting the right spot. Finished BBBJCIM and got a head massage for remaining time. Overall a great experience but have not seen her back.
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04-13-24 01:07 #3423
Posts: 25D11 Hottie Colombian Starfish
Visited D11 to see Lili once last time before she takes off. An absolute bombshell latina answered. When I asked for Lili, she called back to Mamasan asking about her, Mama simply said "no here. ".
Well that sucks. However, I was mentally and physically ready to rock and the lady who answered was jaw droppingly hot, so I said let's do it.
6 ft tall Latina (in about 4-5 inch heels) great shape, bimbofied assets. Very cute face and long black haired. She said her name was Natalie and she's Spanish-Colombian.
Get to a room, hand her $$, she goes off for about 5 minutes to do her pregame prep, whatever that is. What's with that at this place by the way? It's every single time. I have a hard time believing they're waiting for the johns to walk in to wash up.
Anyway, I lay face up on the table already at full mast. She, still fully covered, asks me what I want to do which was a strange question so I just said "everything. ".
This woman puts some lotion on her hands and starts rubbing it on my legs, still fully covered mind you. I guess she's just a big believer in the "massage" deal but it was kind of tripping me out. Thankfully that only lasted several seconds and she grabs a paper towel, pulls dress down and starts "washing" my tool with the dry paper towel:
Cover comes on for the BJ, standard at this place of course. Her technique seemed good, it's just unfortunate it was wasted on a rubber sheath. After a few minutes of that, she hops up for cg. Now, I've had providers that weren't vibing with me and that's fine but this was somehow even worse. I could physically see her move her body however that was simply not translating to the desired friction. And it's not that she was loose. She's not the tightest I've ever been with but she was still serviceable in that regard. 30 seconds of that and she turns around to rcg. This was better but still not good. Just absolute zero passion. But it will do in the moment. 5-10 minutes of that and it's my turn.
We go K9 and she just absolutely refuses to let me go to pound town. The hand swings back to my abdomen to block my thrusts about half way. Now, I'm squarely average length, maybe even a little shy and maybe a tiny bit girthier than average and my thrusts aren't exactly jackhammers so I have no idea what that was about. Lot's of safety checks too, who knows maybe she's been screwed before so she's being cautious. I get annoyed about it so I have her lay face up to finish in mish.
This was the best part of the experience, not because of anything she was doing but she at least dead-starfished out and allowed me to perform. Tried to gently caress a booby during this, she said don't because she just got them done and they're still tender. If you're familiar with this place you know the colorful mood lighting makes it tough to do a close exam, but I couldn't see any franken shit going on. I'll normally switch speeds up and try to keep myself edged but I didn't know where we were on time and was kind of tired of the underwhelming activities so I brought myself to the finish line at the first opportunity. She shrieks and does an immediate safety check and seems relieved. Guess she thought she felt the goo, got my heart going for a little bit.
To her credit though, this girl deserves an oscar. Her vocalizations sounded super genuine despite how the session was actually going. If you only heard an audio recording you'd think I was absolutely slaying her. It was a nice touch, but didn't make up for the shortcomings of the service.
I'm holding out hope that maybe she's just one of those girls that has to size you up but warms up to repeat clientele. She was incredibly hot and the moans and dirty talk *were* doing something for me. I might give her a visit again at some point to test this hypothesis. She said she'd just arrived a couple days ago so she should be here for a while.
Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]
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04-12-24 21:55 #3422
Posts: 85Originally Posted by GreenCandles [View Original Post]
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04-12-24 18:50 #3421
Posts: 24Paradise
Stopped into a new spot called Paradise in Tillicum on my way home from work. I was not in the best hygienic form to see anybody but I remembered seeing this new place being advertised once online somewhere. Anyway, the place is in an old barber shop across the parking lot from a Mexican restaurant (the one across the street from Popeye's). There wasn't any open signs or anything. Just a neon light you can see shining through one of their dark windows. The front door leads you into a "lobby" of sorts. There you ring a bell and wait for one of the employees to open the door and the metal screen door for you.
The employee that opened was a surprise to me. I was expecting a hottie Asian. Wrong. She was a shorter Latina late 20's / early 30's. Decently pretty face, not the perkiest of C cups, long straight brown and blonde hair. She didn't look like the typical bombshell Latina we all fantasize about but she would definitely make do in a pinch.
I told her I wasn't looking for a session at the moment, I just wanted to see the new place and check out the girls. She asked if I spoke Spanish and I told her no. Her English isn't the greatest but manageable. She told me there was only one girl there, her. Surprised. I figured in a place like this, there would at least be two. I asked her how much the rates were and she told me $$ for HH. I told her I might be back this weekend to check her out.
Her attitude and demeanor was not very vibrant or comforting to be honest. She had the tone and attitude of somebody that was just going through the motions and kinda blah. If this is any indication of what the HH will bring, I'll pass. Good luck to anybody that chooses to go, let us know how she is. Oh, her name was hard to understand. I think it was Natalia / Yatalia or something along those lines. If you want the full address bc you can't find it, sound off and I'll message you. Its not hard to figure out with the "clues" I gave.
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04-12-24 14:24 #3420
Posts: 147Tulip
Took a trip to Tulip in Spanaway due to earlier reports of the girl "Baby". I do believe the sign said "A&B Massage", something like that. It's right next door to the diner Kelleys.
Can confirm she exists, I got lucky and just drew her as I walked in.
I enjoyed my time, will definitely repeat. She told me she's there 1 more month.
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04-12-24 13:26 #3419
Posts: 25Originally Posted by JustinCase1 [View Original Post]
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04-11-24 23:20 #3418
Posts: 3Sunrise Massage / Lakewood
Went to visit Sunrise Massage today while visiting town for work. Typical storefront in a strip mall on a main drag. Good parking but not very private. Saw Angela. Was wonderful time. BBBJ / Rim + CG, Mish. Not rushed and was a wonderful time. Would dream again. . 6 house + $. 6 tip. Planning and going one more time before leaving.
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04-11-24 22:48 #3417
Posts: 23I didn't even.
Originally Posted by BrianDaed [View Original Post]
The Latina chick was funny though, after round 2/ cowgirl, she walked away bow legged.
I pity the poor guy that got her afterwards, she was wrecked for awhile, even stumbled a bit walking.
Too many restrictions for me to see again. Lili, oh yea, she's a keeper, only there this week.