Massage Parlor Reports

[MartyByrde]

In my experience.

If that's what it means, he definitely did not answer my direct question.

[ScotchYoke]

Has anyone been to Relaxation Station in Federal Way yet? My guess is that it is similar to Pamper Palace in Tacoma. I ended up subscribing to the Snapchat (cater2 you253) but I don't remember what led me there. The Snapchat shows a few girls but doesn't list rates or anything.

[MartyByrde]

IME. Good massage = no extras, and vice-versa. I've yet to find a place that offers both!

Should have mentioned this in my other reply to your post.

In any event, AMPs can be "classified" into 3 broad categories:

1. No extras at all (definite minority of them).

2. Extra of a HE / HJ (vast majority).

3. Extras beyond a HE / HJ (again a definite minority).

For #3, I have "struck" gold a few times, but they are few and far between.

[MartyByrde]

In my experience.

And? Waiting for a more detailed response.

[Madmaxon]

What does IME mean? Again I ask, how long was your session?

There are plenty of AMPs around where one can get a good to excellent massage and a HE / HJ. For me, in 99% of my visits, the HJ occurs around the "middle" of the session, and then the woman continues on with the massage. Definitely is relaxing, and there are times where I fall asleep as she is giving me the massage (after the HJ).

In my experience.

[MartyByrde]

IME. Good massage = no extras, and vice-versa. I've yet to find a place that offers both!

What does IME mean? Again I ask, how long was your session?

There are plenty of AMPs around where one can get a good to excellent massage and a HE / HJ. For me, in 99% of my visits, the HJ occurs around the "middle" of the session, and then the woman continues on with the massage. Definitely is relaxing, and there are times where I fall asleep as she is giving me the massage (after the HJ).

[Whawhawha]

How long was the session? If it was at least a 1/2 hour, then yes, $50 total is cheap and an excellent deal.

Myself, I typically want an hour, as besides the HE / HJ, I also want an actual massage. Also, at some places, the woman will do / allow more, and thus I need more time. 1/2 hour is just not enough, at least for me. But I understand if some hobbyists want / need less time.

IME. Good massage = no extras, and vice-versa. I've yet to find a place that offers both!

[MartyByrde]

I've been trying this lately with moderate success. Went to AMP today, but was more interested in the HE than the massage. Came with only what I wanted to spend. Left all other cards and cash in car.

Told masseuse I only wanted the lower region massaged, my legs were sore. No towel and plenty of oil. Paid for. 5 hr. Sat on table and she obliged. No flip b / c I'm already there. Only brought. 5 in cash. Askd.

For a HE and showed what I had. She was reluctant, but obliged. Total damage. 5 and I leave a happy man

How long was the session? If it was at least a 1/2 hour, then yes, $50 total is cheap and an excellent deal.

Myself, I typically want an hour, as besides the HE / HJ, I also want an actual massage. Also, at some places, the woman will do / allow more, and thus I need more time. 1/2 hour is just not enough, at least for me. But I understand if some hobbyists want / need less time.

[Whawhawha]

I've been trying this lately with moderate success. Went to AMP today, but was more interested in the HE than the massage. Came with only what I wanted to spend. Left all other cards and cash in car.

Told masseuse I only wanted the lower region massaged, my legs were sore. No towel and plenty of oil. Paid for. 5 hr. Sat on table and she obliged. No flip b / c I'm already there. Only brought. 5 in cash. Askd.

For a HE and showed what I had. She was reluctant, but obliged. Total damage. 5 and I leave a happy man.

[MartyByrde]

If you told her you were new, that is going to set off alarm bell with her you might be LEO so she is going to take extra precautions. Even for 30 min, I start face down and let them tell me to flip. If they want more $$ than what is on the clothes, then I settle for something less or nothing at all. It is rare though they refuse the cash right there in the open. They just tell me to bring more next time. Sometimes I do, most times I don't. All depends on the quality of the lady. As for them wearing pants, that not unusual but a lot will still allow UTC. Always ask though before going diving or your session might be over with right there

Regarding the flip, in most cases I ask if I can turn over. Usually I do that when the massage (sensual or not) is being repeated and repeated.

And yes, the women typically wear pants. However, sometimes the pants are easy to "navigate", in terms to getting inside. Most of the time the woman has no issue with me attempting to touch her. Some of them just move away, some of them jokingly slap my hand and say something similar to "bad boy" (jokingly), and some let me go as far as I want.

[TomaIn]

Thanks for the info, I appreciate it! I was definitely interested in a massage! I was hoping it would actually continue at the end, but I understand if they're more focused on getting you in / out. I thought it was funny she didn't rub my feet, since it's called Happy Foot. I was definitely a bit nervous, but I let her know it was my first time so hopefully she understood if I was being weird. If you only do 30 minutes do you just get right to it the whole time? I could get into that! I'll give the touching / money tips a shot! This woman was in pants hah so I doubt I was getting UTC. Brought my wallet, but only took the cash I wanted to spend & left the rest in the car. If you're going for FS, & you brought, say, 150, if they want more do you just hardball or walk out? Go for something cheaper on the menu? Sounds like a tough negotiation with your dick out hah but I guess I'll learn!

Not necessarily in need of BB, just would prefer BBBJ if I'm going to get only a BJ. Like I said, I'm kind of a tough bust.

I'll keep lurking here for info & recommendations for great spots. That blue Opal in Seattle is sounding pretty awesome! Next week I'll try another round!

If you told her you were new, that is going to set off alarm bell with her you might be LEO so she is going to take extra precautions. Even for 30 min, I start face down and let them tell me to flip. If they want more $$ than what is on the clothes, then I settle for something less or nothing at all. It is rare though they refuse the cash right there in the open. They just tell me to bring more next time. Sometimes I do, most times I don't. All depends on the quality of the lady. As for them wearing pants, that not unusual but a lot will still allow UTC. Always ask though before going diving or your session might be over with right there.

[MartyByrde]

Thanks for the info, I appreciate it! I was definitely interested in a massage! I was hoping it would actually continue at the end, but I understand if they're more focused on getting you in / out. I thought it was funny she didn't rub my feet, since it's called Happy Foot. I was definitely a bit nervous, but I let her know it was my first time so hopefully she understood if I was being weird. If you only do 30 minutes do you just get right to it the whole time? I could get into that! I'll give the touching / money tips a shot! This woman was in pants hah so I doubt I was getting UTC. Brought my wallet, but only took the cash I wanted to spend & left the rest in the car. If you're going for FS, & you brought, say, 150, if they want more do you just hardball or walk out? Go for something cheaper on the menu? Sounds like a tough negotiation with your dick out hah but I guess I'll learn!

Not necessarily in need of BB, just would prefer BBBJ if I'm going to get only a BJ. Like I said, I'm kind of a tough bust.

I'll keep lurking here for info & recommendations for great spots. That blue Opal in Seattle is sounding pretty awesome! Next week I'll try another round!

The services one gets at AMPs depends upon the woman (and at some places, the owner's rules). Also, when I go to these places, I strip down completely, lay down on my stomach on the table, and do not put the towel on. Some gals put it on, some don't.

My visit to Happy Foot was much different (and better) than yours. Here are the details.

I am located in Kent, so Happy Foot is somewhat far. In any event, in late August, I made the "long" trip during the afternoon. Traffic near the King-Pierce border through the Fife curve was kind of yucky, but finally made it. Saw a woman by the name of "Bebe". Not real young, but decent looking. Paid $60 for the hour, and she started off with a sensual massage. Almost immediately started playing with the "boy's", and allowed me to do some roaming with my hands. Rubbed her vagina gently, and she did not mind.

On the flip, she said everything (BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and "FS") for $120. I said fine. Started with a BBBJ, but was not that great. I then started to provide DATY and DATO, and she seemed to enjoy it. I then entered her, BBFS, and she had no issues at all. Not very tight. Unfortunately, "junior" was not cooperating very much, and after many attempts, she finally had to get mr to come via a HJ. She was galant in her efforts, although she at times muttered some "stuff". I could not understand it. I gave her an extra $20 for her efforts, as she was nice.

Only complaint was all the interruptions. She had to leave the room 3 times to greet customers.

[Overdoser]

First off, if all you are after is the sex side and not concerned with a massage, only do the 30 minute session. For most places, it is standard to have a cover for BJ and FS until you start to build a rep. The ladies respond to the client. If you are nervous or rude, you are going to get it back. I normally don't even use the towel they put out, just go face down ass up and if they have an issue, they will put a towel on you until the flip. Average cost for HE is 40 - 60. CBJ 60 - 80 and cfs can range depending on the place and girl, 100 - 200 but usually about 150.

I usually have my hand above my head when I am face down and they will move against them giving you a queue that it is ok to touch. If you try to go UTC, either ask if its ok or they will just block / move away. I always only take in what I am willing to pay and leave the wallet in the car. I leave the cash ontop of my clothes. When negotiations start, I point to it and they determine if that is what they will accept for the service you are asking for. Not much really has to be spoken and usually better that way imo. Several places along hwy 99 and some decent ones in Tacoma and Lakewood. Although I haven't gone, I have heard a lot about ET being mostly bare services.

Thanks for the info, I appreciate it! I was definitely interested in a massage! I was hoping it would actually continue at the end, but I understand if they're more focused on getting you in / out. I thought it was funny she didn't rub my feet, since it's called Happy Foot. I was definitely a bit nervous, but I let her know it was my first time so hopefully she understood if I was being weird. If you only do 30 minutes do you just get right to it the whole time? I could get into that! I'll give the touching / money tips a shot! This woman was in pants hah so I doubt I was getting UTC. Brought my wallet, but only took the cash I wanted to spend & left the rest in the car. If you're going for FS, & you brought, say, 150, if they want more do you just hardball or walk out? Go for something cheaper on the menu? Sounds like a tough negotiation with your dick out hah but I guess I'll learn!

Not necessarily in need of BB, just would prefer BBBJ if I'm going to get only a BJ. Like I said, I'm kind of a tough bust.

I'll keep lurking here for info & recommendations for great spots. That blue Opal in Seattle is sounding pretty awesome! Next week I'll try another round!

[TomaIn]

So I left this morning with $$ & a full rod. I tried to hit Asia Massage 1st, but got sketched out because there was literally a sheriff who pulled someone over a block away (you could see him from the parking lot) & there were like 4 people in camping chairs sitting in a parking space directly outside of the business next door. Too many eyes for a 1st timer. Next!

Went to Happy Foot in Lakewood & was not disappointed! The parking lot was spacious, so I just parked around the bend & walked right in! I think the 30 min rate was 50 & the 60 rate was 60? Might be mistaken, but I went for the full hour. I was brought to a room by a woman named Kuko (& undressed. Don't ask me about age, I am terrible at that. 30's? The room was fairly big; A massage table, a bench, a stool & a nightstand with some supplies. Being a noob to this, I kept all my cash in my wallet & put the towel on but left it down enough to be exposed but kind of look like an accident? Hah I'm lame. Anyway, she knew what was up & immediately gave me a couple rubs down to the butt. The massage was good? I'm a terrible judge, because I've never had one but I enjoyed what I had. Lot of pressure. She allowed me to rub her legs / butt. I didn't go too much higher or try to go under the clothes. She left the room & came back & asked me to flip over. Negotiations were made. I wanted some sort of BJ, but she said no. Settled for regular HE, & paid $60 (too much? I only took $. 4 with me inside, wish I brought a little more cause I think she was offering FS for $ which would have been worth it for sure. I'm a pretty hard bust if it's just a HJ, but she got the job done. Fairly clinical, not super into it. All good, I might have been giving off "cold John" vibes hah. After that she cleaned us up & left again. Came back with a water, I took that as the queue to get dressed & leave. Still had about 20 minutes left. She gave me a quick side hug before I left & told me to come back again so she could "tickle me".

Let me know where I simped, & how I can monger like a mongrel with the rest of you!

-I paid her up front (mistake?) Should I have just put it on the nightstand ahead of time? I felt a little weird getting up & going for my wallet in the middle.

-She left twice. I think she was just washing her hands, but she might have been prepping for FS? Should I be concerned? She kept the door closed & didn't take anything so whatever.

-Do you guys keep your head in the face spot? With the mask & their prep it felt almost hard to breath. Maybe I should've asked to take the mask off? Do why'all just keep your head on its side? Elbow up?

-She was playing with my ass a lot on the massage, very new to me! Just a lot of rubbing, but I'm not super into that. Didn't know if I should have just flipped instead or if it was all part of it so I just let it run it's course. Wasn't terrible. Of course, once I flipped that all changed.

-Should I have been more hands on or maybe vocal about what I could do? Wait for her to stop me? She definitely made the first move towards my goods before I rubbed her legs / ass at all.

-Should I have asked for the rest of my massage?

Total: $. 2.

Definitely going to go again for the FS experience. It was a little detached, so unless I find something really nice I might call it for this hobby after FS. Again, I might not have been the warmest client. 1st time!

If someone has a recommendation for a good place for BBBJ, or some warmer providers, that would be incredible! Thanks!

First off, if all you are after is the sex side and not concerned with a massage, only do the 30 minute session. For most places, it is standard to have a cover for BJ and FS until you start to build a rep. The ladies respond to the client. If you are nervous or rude, you are going to get it back. I normally don't even use the towel they put out, just go face down ass up and if they have an issue, they will put a towel on you until the flip. Average cost for HE is 40 - 60. CBJ 60 - 80 and cfs can range depending on the place and girl, 100 - 200 but usually about 150.

I usually have my hand above my head when I am face down and they will move against them giving you a queue that it is ok to touch. If you try to go UTC, either ask if its ok or they will just block / move away. I always only take in what I am willing to pay and leave the wallet in the car. I leave the cash ontop of my clothes. When negotiations start, I point to it and they determine if that is what they will accept for the service you are asking for. Not much really has to be spoken and usually better that way imo. Several places along hwy 99 and some decent ones in Tacoma and Lakewood. Although I haven't gone, I have heard a lot about ET being mostly bare services.

[Overdoser]

Alright you degenerates, I'm in! Brand new to the hobby, but excited to try it out. Expecting to get ignored until my posts start to hit a formidable level, I'm no newbie to the forum game. Got a lot of info from the posts here, & I'm aiming for Asia Massage / Edgewood, Happy Foot / Lakewood, or maybe Ocean / Fed Way. Wish me luck! I'll let you know how it goes.

So I left this morning with $$ & a full rod. I tried to hit Asia Massage 1st, but got sketched out because there was literally a sheriff who pulled someone over a block away (you could see him from the parking lot) & there were like 4 people in camping chairs sitting in a parking space directly outside of the business next door. Too many eyes for a 1st timer. Next!

Went to Happy Foot in Lakewood & was not disappointed! The parking lot was spacious, so I just parked around the bend & walked right in! I think the 30 min rate was 50 & the 60 rate was 60? Might be mistaken, but I went for the full hour. I was brought to a room by a woman named Kuko (& undressed. Don't ask me about age, I am terrible at that. 30's? The room was fairly big; A massage table, a bench, a stool & a nightstand with some supplies. Being a noob to this, I kept all my cash in my wallet & put the towel on but left it down enough to be exposed but kind of look like an accident? Hah I'm lame. Anyway, she knew what was up & immediately gave me a couple rubs down to the butt. The massage was good? I'm a terrible judge, because I've never had one but I enjoyed what I had. Lot of pressure. She allowed me to rub her legs / butt. I didn't go too much higher or try to go under the clothes. She left the room & came back & asked me to flip over. Negotiations were made. I wanted some sort of BJ, but she said no. Settled for regular HE, & paid $60 (too much? I only took $. 4 with me inside, wish I brought a little more cause I think she was offering FS for $ which would have been worth it for sure. I'm a pretty hard bust if it's just a HJ, but she got the job done. Fairly clinical, not super into it. All good, I might have been giving off "cold John" vibes hah. After that she cleaned us up & left again. Came back with a water, I took that as the queue to get dressed & leave. Still had about 20 minutes left. She gave me a quick side hug before I left & told me to come back again so she could "tickle me".

Let me know where I simped, & how I can monger like a mongrel with the rest of you!

-I paid her up front (mistake?) Should I have just put it on the nightstand ahead of time? I felt a little weird getting up & going for my wallet in the middle.

-She left twice. I think she was just washing her hands, but she might have been prepping for FS? Should I be concerned? She kept the door closed & didn't take anything so whatever.

-Do you guys keep your head in the face spot? With the mask & their prep it felt almost hard to breath. Maybe I should've asked to take the mask off? Do why'all just keep your head on its side? Elbow up?

-She was playing with my ass a lot on the massage, very new to me! Just a lot of rubbing, but I'm not super into that. Didn't know if I should have just flipped instead or if it was all part of it so I just let it run it's course. Wasn't terrible. Of course, once I flipped that all changed.

-Should I have been more hands on or maybe vocal about what I could do? Wait for her to stop me? She definitely made the first move towards my goods before I rubbed her legs / ass at all.

-Should I have asked for the rest of my massage?

Total: $. 2.

Definitely going to go again for the FS experience. It was a little detached, so unless I find something really nice I might call it for this hobby after FS. Again, I might not have been the warmest client. 1st time!

If someone has a recommendation for a good place for BBBJ, or some warmer providers, that would be incredible! Thanks!