Massage Parlor Reports

[AmericanScott]

Has anyone else noticed that almost every place has expanded its menu lately? I am not sure if it is the economy or the competition, but places that have always been non-sexual are all of a sudden offering DIY or HE. Places that used to only do HE are now offering FS. And places that used to offer only CFS are now offering BBBJ and more.

In the last two weeks I have experienced this twice. I had time to kill one night while waiting for an event to be over. I was on Meridian in Puyallup, so I figured I would go for a quality massage, with NO extras. I went to the AA massage near the Arco. Despite going there off and on for years, I have never gotten more than a great massage. This time, however, was different from the start. I had placed a towel over my backside, but it was quickly removed and my assed slapped. The very attractive auntie, who has been there forever, rubbed me down, but quickly switched her focus to massaging my balls from the back. I was surprised, but on the flip, she began playing with my nipples, making my little friend not so little. She removed the small towel she had placed over me and began dumping oil all over my member. She then tried to get me to accept a DIY, but I refused and just let my stuff sway without touch it. She started to massage my balls and eventually move up into a sensual HJ. It was quite the nice surprise.

Then today, I went Asian Massage on 72nd. Again, never more than some suggestive teasing there normally. But today, on the flip, she asked me if I wanted boom boom. I was surprised, but fortunately had cash on me, but just 100. She was pleasantly surprised by that amount, as though it was way more than she expected.

This MT was much older, and wore a mask, Her body looked a lot better in clothes than she did naked. She had sagging, c-cups. One nip was long and thick. The other was inverted. She had a flat ass and bit of a belly. Her Bush was neatly trimmed. Once her clothes were off, I started to pass, but I didn't want to be rude and I figured WTF. Bad call. She did a CBJ that used way too much teeth and even with the condom on, stopped periodically to spit into a towel. I had her get on to ride, which took her a while to get into the rhythm. She complained about me being too big, but I think she was just too tired to keep riding. I got up and into mish, but she kept looking up and grabbing at my dick to make sure the cover was still on. Her kitty felt like absolutely nothing, so I tried to flip her into doggy, but she didn't seem to know what I wanted. I was losing stiffness, so I said fuck it and laid back to finish with an HJ. Finally, something that felt good, but just as I was about to finish, she grabbed the tip and squeezed it tight to block it from. Well coming out. Ouch! I tried to tell her to never do that to another customer again.

What my two experiences showed me is that there are lot of women doing new things for the first time. Some are figuring it out, and some are disastrous. I am not sure all these shops expanding their menus is a good thing. The resulting quality is a crap shoot, and it stinks getting a ruined orgasm rather than the quality massage with no extras I expected. So on the plus side: if there is a place you had written off before, it might be worth revisiting. But beware, the quality may be subpar.

[SeattleDoctor]

I tried the same thing and got the same response. She is consistantly sweet and firm in her boundries in a way that makes me think she likes what she likes and has no need for upselling.

This is how girls like her get ruined (or at least burned out with a location). Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

I have been to Pinee 3 times. The first time in June. Duo session with Emma and (the other girl was very short and said her name was Emmy. But Emma said her name was Mia). I ran into her in the hall at Lotus after a session with Keiko. But I digress. Everything was covered with Emma and Emmy. However, I saw Emma last week and she did do BBBJ and LFK. Today I saw Yu-Yu (agree C cups) and she did do LFK at greeting. And BBBJ with BLS. I did NOT spend $500. But I was not there 2 hours either. Maybe it's a YMMV thing or maybe the service there has evolved? I didn't try anal. Not really my thing. I really like those 2 ladies and don't want to get them burnt out. But I did want to at least add my experience to the board.

[Cwasalt3]

There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.

Seemed that way to me. It just screamed fake to me. Not sure what they get out of it. It just screws over other mongers who expect a similar menu.

[Kinkaid69]

I started playing with her ass and slipped the tip of my thumb in her ass and being the gentleman I am, I asked if that was ok. She said "no" so I stopped.

I tried the same thing and got the same response. She is consistantly sweet and firm in her boundries in a way that makes me think she likes what she likes and has no need for upselling.

This is how girls like her get ruined (or at least burned out with a location). Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

[CamCamMan]

There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.

Agreed. Between myself, you, and Aussie, I think all three of us are pretty consistent in our reviews of YuYu. Unless 500 roses drastically changes her demeanor. Her greeting was exactly like you said. "demure". Very friendly by taking my pants off for me with her face staring right at my cock.

One other detail I forgot to mention. When I was doing doggie on her, I started playing with her ass and slipped the tip of my thumb in her ass and being the gentleman I am, I asked if that was ok. She said "no" so I stopped. Perhaps I was a few hundred roses short of getting that. Who knows but I thought at least she would have asked for more or maybe it was my size that she didn't want to fool with in her ass.

[Seattleik]

There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.

Was hoping it was a real review, I trust the forums here more than RMs but still need to make my there this week, since the mongers here mentioned she's great and perfect.

[SayLessLess]

Had a bit of an uneventful week so I decided that it was a good time to visit an AMP. I've visited Mia at Labella's and her BBBJ skills are on fucking point. Tiny hands so your cock looks huge in them.

Aussie posted That she was over at M&M. Took the trip on over there and boy was I surprised. She remembered me when I visited her at the old shop. Greeted me with a good hug and held my head and let me back to the room. I told her I wanted to shower and this is where things get kind of interesting. She gave me a good wash and, like Aussie, focused on a particular spot. As she was drying me off she gave a quick peck and lick on Junior and back to the room and went. Her massages are pretty terrible but she knows what she's there for. Gave her $.40 and asked for boom boom but couldn't because aunt flow was here. Next week she says! Gave me some BLS and gooood deep throat with constant eye contact. Now, I'm a bigger-ish guy and this little woman asserted all dominance on me. She flipped my ass over like we were competing in the x-games and proceeded to give me the super-Sunday-sphincter-special but on a Friday. She went full tongue punching on my starfish and I was so stunned yet couldn't say no. She came back up from her muff dive and gne of the best blowjobs I've ever gotten. With junior in her mouth she could feel I was ready to go and said "cum in my mouth" and boy did I. Filled her up to where she spit it on the floor as more came. Whoops LOL.

Will be repeating!

[Kinkaid69]

He paid $500 tip mentioned it was a 2 hr hot session with yo-yo, his other reviews are legit so I believe this real.

There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.

[AussieFury]

Jesus christ I hope that's real hahah. How much was the damage?

That review is fake.

[Seattleik]

Jesus christ I hope that's real hahah. How much was the damage?

He paid $500 tip mentioned it was a 2 hr hot session with yo-yo, his other reviews are legit so I believe this real.

[CamCamMan]

Ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I don't have RM unfortunately and people haven't really been too specific on here other than that she's "perfect".

I have seen her once and talked to her both times I was in there. Both times it was YuYu. She is VERY sexy. I'm not great at judging the size of titties but they seem to be a solid C cup. Her ass has a nice roundish shape to it while Emma has a tiny ass IMNSHO. She did a nice tittie rub all over my naked backside before the flip. Her pussy is snuggish but not super tight. Nice flat tummy and in really good shape. She was a lot of fun and very accommodating. Hope that helps. Oh, first time ever I had a provider take my pants and underwear off for me. Nice effect.

[Cwasalt3]

I bet Aussie can answer your questions. I haven't been there since I live in the east side but seeing the last review in RM about her makes it worth the drive. Reviews say 18-25 D cup anal bbbjtcws cfs, here's the review from today from RM about yo-yo seems like yo-yo is worth the trip.

"I texted Yo-Yo and set up a 2 hour massage. She has been very accommodating in being available at the time we set up. I walked in and she was wearing a sexy shirt that showed off her amazing D cups as well as a short skirt with no panties. She grabbed me and started kissing me like a girlfriend who has not seen her man for months. She then took my hand and led me to the room and told me to Get Comfortable and relax. She left the room and came back shortly. She started with one of her amazing massages with tons of oil. Medium pressure and teasing here and there keeping me excited to what was coming next. While she was at my head I slid my hands up her skirt and started rubbing her tight little pussy. As she started to get wet I pushed my middle finger inside of her as she was massaging my neck. I then started to finger her with one finger as her juices started flowing, I inserted two fingers and finger fucked her as she moaned and her pussy was dripping wet. I did this for a few minutes then she moved away and told me to taste her cum off my fingers which I was more than happy to do.

She then took off her clothes revealing the most rocking body I have ever seen at an AMP. She oiled herself up and put even more oil on me. Then she climbed onto my back and started doing a body to body rubbing her tits all over my neck, back, ass, and legs. Then she sat on my neck and rubbed her pussy all over my body. All the time doing this she would lean over and DFK me very passionately. She started to massage my prostate and then spread my cheeks and starting tonguing my ass. She was eating my ass and licking my balls as I arched up. She then asked if I was ready. I told her YES! She left and got a bunch of hot towels and started cleaning each other up from all the oil everywhere.

Then she told me to flip and she starting giving a BBBJ licking and sucking my rock hard cock. She paid attention to the boys and as I lifted my hips she would continue to lick my ass as well. She then moved so we could do some 69. I was licking her sweet pussy and ass. She was so dripping wet I used her juices to massage her ass. I slid my finger inside her ass as I continued to eat her sweet kitty. I pushed my finger in deeper and then all the way in. As her ass tighten around my finger I would just hold it there allowing her to Get Comfortable. She started to relax more and more as I started finger fucking her ass. She then told me it's my turn to cum. She flipped over on her back and I continued to lick her pussy. My face was buried in that dripping wet pussy as Yo-Yo moaned and grabbed my head and pushed my face harder into her pussy as she began to thrust her hips as she came all over my face. I came up and we started deep kissing as I sucked on her incredible tits.

She then asked me if I wanted to fuck her ass. She slipped the cover over my hard cock. She bent over the massage table and grabbed my cock as slowly pushed it into her ass. I slowly pushed it in until she got comfortable. Then I started to pound her ass harder and harder. The sight of seeing my cock slide in and out of Yo-Yo's ass must be the 8th wonder if the world. Yo-Yo started to moan louder and louder. She was switching from rubbing her pussy and my balls as my cock was sliding in and out of her tight ass. She then laid on her side and I continued to fuck her ass as she started to light screams telling me to fuck her ass harder. I fucked her ass for about 15 minutes and she then told me to lay down I will get on top of you. I laid down and she climbed on top for some CG. See her tits bounce up and down as she fucked me hard was incredible. I was so ready to cum when she said I want you to cum in my mouth. She got off and removed the cover and started sucking my cock again with a fever to have me shoot my load in her mouth. She sucked my cock like that as she massaged my prostrate and then she slid her finger into my ass and sucked me even harder. I then shot my load into her mouth as she sucked every drop of cum from my cock ensuring I was completely drained swallowing every drop. She then came up and we cuddled and kissed passionately again for awhile at the same time playing and stoking my cock slowly making sure it remained semi hard.

She then told me that we need a shower. We went to the shower and we cleaned each other up as we kissed the entire time. Getting out of the shower she dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock again. We then dried off and went back to the room. She told me to lay back down and she massaged my head, arms, and legs. Then Yo-Yo climbed back onto the table and we cuddled and talked till it was time to leave.

Mongers yes, I know the tip is high, but I have no issues paying for a young smoking hot lady who is willing to accommodate what I want. If you can get Yo-Yo to agree to the same level of service that I got for less, my hats off to you. I am not interested in $140 FS from a 50+ grandma. I want a smoking hot body young Asian who will create an incredible sexual experience. I have no issues paying for that experience and if you have the extra funds it's well worth the money spent.

Jesus christ I hope that's real hahah. How much was the damage?

[Seattleik]

Ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I don't have RM unfortunately and people haven't really been too specific on here other than that she's "perfect".

I bet Aussie can answer your questions. I haven't been there since I live in the east side but seeing the last review in RM about her makes it worth the drive. Reviews say 18-25 D cup anal bbbjtcws cfs, here's the review from today from RM about yo-yo seems like yo-yo is worth the trip.

"I texted Yo-Yo and set up a 2 hour massage. She has been very accommodating in being available at the time we set up. I walked in and she was wearing a sexy shirt that showed off her amazing D cups as well as a short skirt with no panties. She grabbed me and started kissing me like a girlfriend who has not seen her man for months. She then took my hand and led me to the room and told me to Get Comfortable and relax. She left the room and came back shortly. She started with one of her amazing massages with tons of oil. Medium pressure and teasing here and there keeping me excited to what was coming next. While she was at my head I slid my hands up her skirt and started rubbing her tight little pussy. As she started to get wet I pushed my middle finger inside of her as she was massaging my neck. I then started to finger her with one finger as her juices started flowing, I inserted two fingers and finger fucked her as she moaned and her pussy was dripping wet. I did this for a few minutes then she moved away and told me to taste her cum off my fingers which I was more than happy to do.

She then took off her clothes revealing the most rocking body I have ever seen at an AMP. She oiled herself up and put even more oil on me. Then she climbed onto my back and started doing a body to body rubbing her tits all over my neck, back, ass, and legs. Then she sat on my neck and rubbed her pussy all over my body. All the time doing this she would lean over and DFK me very passionately. She started to massage my prostate and then spread my cheeks and starting tonguing my ass. She was eating my ass and licking my balls as I arched up. She then asked if I was ready. I told her YES! She left and got a bunch of hot towels and started cleaning each other up from all the oil everywhere.

Then she told me to flip and she starting giving a BBBJ licking and sucking my rock hard cock. She paid attention to the boys and as I lifted my hips she would continue to lick my ass as well. She then moved so we could do some 69. I was licking her sweet pussy and ass. She was so dripping wet I used her juices to massage her ass. I slid my finger inside her ass as I continued to eat her sweet kitty. I pushed my finger in deeper and then all the way in. As her ass tighten around my finger I would just hold it there allowing her to Get Comfortable. She started to relax more and more as I started finger fucking her ass. She then told me it's my turn to cum. She flipped over on her back and I continued to lick her pussy. My face was buried in that dripping wet pussy as Yo-Yo moaned and grabbed my head and pushed my face harder into her pussy as she began to thrust her hips as she came all over my face. I came up and we started deep kissing as I sucked on her incredible tits.

She then asked me if I wanted to fuck her ass. She slipped the cover over my hard cock. She bent over the massage table and grabbed my cock as slowly pushed it into her ass. I slowly pushed it in until she got comfortable. Then I started to pound her ass harder and harder. The sight of seeing my cock slide in and out of Yo-Yo's ass must be the 8th wonder if the world. Yo-Yo started to moan louder and louder. She was switching from rubbing her pussy and my balls as my cock was sliding in and out of her tight ass. She then laid on her side and I continued to fuck her ass as she started to light screams telling me to fuck her ass harder. I fucked her ass for about 15 minutes and she then told me to lay down I will get on top of you. I laid down and she climbed on top for some CG. See her tits bounce up and down as she fucked me hard was incredible. I was so ready to cum when she said I want you to cum in my mouth. She got off and removed the cover and started sucking my cock again with a fever to have me shoot my load in her mouth. She sucked my cock like that as she massaged my prostrate and then she slid her finger into my ass and sucked me even harder. I then shot my load into her mouth as she sucked every drop of cum from my cock ensuring I was completely drained swallowing every drop. She then came up and we cuddled and kissed passionately again for awhile at the same time playing and stoking my cock slowly making sure it remained semi hard.

She then told me that we need a shower. We went to the shower and we cleaned each other up as we kissed the entire time. Getting out of the shower she dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock again. We then dried off and went back to the room. She told me to lay back down and she massaged my head, arms, and legs. Then Yo-Yo climbed back onto the table and we cuddled and talked till it was time to leave.

Mongers yes, I know the tip is high, but I have no issues paying for a young smoking hot lady who is willing to accommodate what I want. If you can get Yo-Yo to agree to the same level of service that I got for less, my hats off to you. I am not interested in $140 FS from a 50+ grandma. I want a smoking hot body young Asian who will create an incredible sexual experience. I have no issues paying for that experience and if you have the extra funds it's well worth the money spent.

[Cwasalt3]

I was introduced to her as yo-yo but the spelling could be yuyu.

Ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I don't have RM unfortunately and people haven't really been too specific on here other than that she's "perfect".

[AreYouDone]

Can anyone tell me if it's yoyo or yuyu? I've seen it both ways going a ways back. When I call and ask when I make an appointment I want to make sure I say it right.

I was introduced to her as yo-yo but the spelling could be yuyu.