Massage Parlor Reports

[BillisHard]

What is toilet water slang for?

Noun. A scented liquid used as a light perfume; cologne.

This may be a little more what she was meaning.

Hoping that was simply something lost-in-translation and not her actual advice to use toilet bowl water on your junk. A bidet using FRESH tap water is great, just please don't use dirty toilet bowl water with a bidet.

And regarding your missing $$. I hope she didn't swipe it, but nothing would surprise me these days.

[SkeletonKey6]

...She knew about the message board. She was happy she has good reviews. She also asked me to pass along a message. I'll paraphrase: "Scrub your shit before you show up. A little toilet water wouldn't hurt. Have a breath mint. Be considerate...

Hoping that was simply something lost-in-translation and not her actual advice to use toilet bowl water on your junk. A bidet using FRESH tap water is great, just please don't use dirty toilet bowl water with a bidet.

And regarding your missing $$. I hope she didn't swipe it, but nothing would surprise me these days.

[GoldMinerLxv]

I had $$ for the casino left in my pocket after settling up. I rolled up my pants, pocket side in, and left them on the chair. She brought back my change and left it on top of the pile. I stuffed it into my pocket when I got dressed.

I'm not accusing anyone of anything. She acted genuinely astonished. It's a mystery. That's all I'll say.

It has been my experience that the clothes hooks are invariably near the room door / curtain AND the table situated such that it is almost impossible for you to guard your clothing and the valuables therein.

So when you're face down & she's playing with your junk and you're thinking about the fun that's coming soon, OR, you're in the middle of fucking the girl of your dreams with your back facing the doorway, one of the other girls can easily slip into the room & go through your stuff. That's why I hate rooms with curtain so much.

I'm not saying that's what happened in your situation, but it is certainly plausible. I for one, always lock my wallet up in the glovebox & only carry enough cash to pay for what I want, plus maybe a little extra just in case. BUT, I also wear Tommy John undershorts with the little side pocket where I put that extra cash, but tops, it's like just another $50 or so.

I've never 'lost' any money using that tactic, but that doesn't mean I won't. There are AMPs I implicitly trust because of the amount of business I give them, however, the women at those shops are very stable and don't;t have new ones showing up every month either.

And when I go to a new place for the first few times, I'm really on my guard, though I don't that much anymore. I'm very happy with the relationships I have now and without the exorbitant pricing some of you are paying out.

Just be careful guys.

[CertifiedLyfe]

Made my appointment with Elaine and stopped by Sun Monday after work. This is definitely the place to go. Elaine has a great body with some slightly saggy Cs and a pretty face. She aims to please although they were busy so it was a little rushed. Opted for half. Left happy. She likes to look back at you with that tongue out. Gratuity was along the line of others mentioned here. Hope to repeat soon.

[Shogun Hua]

I'll state the facts and you be the judge:

I had $$ for the casino left in my pocket after settling up. I rolled up my pants, pocket side in, and left them on the chair. She brought back my change and left it on top of the pile. I stuffed it into my pocket when I got dressed.

When I got to the casino and went for my cash, the change was there but not the bankroll.

Never take more than you are willing to lose, like at the casino. Can you find a good spot to leave extra money in your vehicle? I've been leaving my credit cards in the car too, just in case they have a way to scan the chip. I've personally never had any theft from a spa before, but I'm not saying that it can't happen. When I would go to Eurotouch, I would use the little purse thing to put my belongings into when I'd do the table shower / sauna.

[DirtBurgler]

There's an important bit at the end.

It was Friday night. I had a knot under my left shoulder blade, an unopened package from HIMS and 30 days until my taxes were due. The third law of deviant economics kicked in and I set out toward FW.

Can confirm previous reviews for Grace. I'll add that her apparent age, inner diameter and timid approach leads me to believe she's an apprentice in the trade. Her decontamination protocol is thorough.

She asked me how I knew about the place. I told her a friend recommended it. She asked for my friend's name. I said 'Big Monkey'. That got her going.

She says hello.

She knew about the message board. She was happy she has good reviews. She also asked me to pass along a message. I'll paraphrase: "Scrub your shit before you show up. A little toilet water wouldn't hurt. Have a breath mint. Be considerate.

Here's the part I debated with myself about including. I'll state the facts and you be the judge:

I had $$ for the casino left in my pocket after settling up. I rolled up my pants, pocket side in, and left them on the chair. She brought back my change and left it on top of the pile. I stuffed it into my pocket when I got dressed.

When I got to the casino and went for my cash, the change was there but not the bankroll. I made no stops in between.

I went back and asked if I might have left something in the room. I looked for myself. Nope.

I'm not accusing anyone of anything. She acted genuinely astonished. It's a mystery. That's all I'll say.

[SoupCanStan]

I am looking for June, she was at Ten Essentials last year till summer, then she was on vacation, I kept calling to see if she was back, even stopped by and no June, they she she no longer works there! Does anyone know where she is working now? I miss her sexy legs and beautiful smile!

[SoupCanStan]

Looking for June, she was at Ten Essentials on river road, last summer I called and was told she is on vacation, ok now 6 months ago I called again, June? No she still on vacation? I was in the area last month and stopped in to see if June was back yet, went and asked, and I was told she no longer works here! I didn't stay. If anyone knows where she is working now could you message me, I miss here beautiful smile and her sexy legs!

[FlyingGolfball]

There are multiple security guards working at the safe way there. It looks bad for sure but your vehicle is safe there.

How does Mimi look? Is she cute? Any info on her?

She was not my type. Mimi was short, a bit rounder and ok face. At least to me, she was 2/5 for the look.

She came in after I saw Jenny and told me I should see her next time. She kindly said yes, but I think she knew I would not.

I read some reviews on rmap and she scored fairly well there, so maybe for some others.

[Nonono90]

Texted the night before for an appt with Jenny. Parking was ok on the Safeway lot but honestly, I didn't feel comfortable leaving my car there. The neighborhood was rough, yelling, homeless folks gathering, etc. I actually hesitated going in but hell, I had to see Jenny today. Walked in, a small Chinese girl named Mimi (greeted me and placed me in a room. She asked for 5 minutes to get ready and came back and led me to another room. She collected the fee and asked "everything?" I said yes. She was getting ready herself, so I said I made an appt with Jenny and I'm here to see her. She said Jenny is busy but if I could wait for another 10 minutes. I guess she was with another monger. Hell, I drove an hour to see her, might as well invest another 15 minutes, fine. After 15 minutes, Jenny walked in and told me a client from Shanghai walked in and had to service him first. I felt somewhat bad that she didn't even take a break and saw me.

I used the translator to let her know I came to see her from up north based on the reviews and she liked that. She has very cute face and bigger built than some other petite Chinese which I liked. Some light to med massage and then playful BBBJ then cover came on. Now I think she didn't put my face on her for DATY probably bc I didn't use the mouthwash. Stupid me. But it's ok. I still had great time with her. CG sitting CG and mosh to finish. I didn't last long (I never do since these girls are so talented) but after she cleaned me up, still have me some soft BBBJ which was wonderful.

She told me she would be back in Shanghai in June. I think I might visit her once more and then wait till she travels north.

Maybe being 1st time, it wasn't as hot as Alyssa or Angles but totally made me want to come for more.

There are multiple security guards working at the safe way there. It looks bad for sure but your vehicle is safe there.

How does Mimi look? Is she cute? Any info on her?

[DavidIs21]

Similar price and out of this world prostate service and msog? bbbj a bonus

[Jassho]

It's a clean AMP with cozy massage tables. They have adequate parking.

I was met by the lady named Ana. Ana was a tiny, maybe 5'2", 90 lb mid 30's with a perfect set of full B -or small C bolt ons. That tiny spinner body was sexy asf to me. Very pleasant lady, Table shower was great and the massage. Deep tissue masseuse anywhere. Fairly open menu after the flip. BBJ & FS covered. I would definitely repeat with Ana.

Visited Ana and had the normal, fun time. Decent enthusiasm and as always, the menu is completely open. There was one other girl I got a look at who I would definitely like to sample, so if anyone has any insight into her skills, that would be great. As always, DATY and CBJ+FS / lot of fun. Happy hunting.

[Kinkaid69]

I've only hade one bbfscip at an AMP, with Yoyo after many visits. It was one of the best experiences I've had in the hobby.

You're right BBFS and anal are rare finds at AMPs around here, but they can be found.

[LeftForDawn]

I've been there 5 times, got the thick Thai girl 3 times, a skilly Latina once that was terrible at everything and smelled bad. Other time was the thick Latina that was a solid fk.

I've been there a few times. I've gotten some of the other girls but I think seen the thick Thai girl a couple of times. The thick Thai girl I think gives the best service. She actually gives you a little bit of a rubdown sure it's still short and she uses a song to time it. The others will just barely caress your back up and down once and tell you to flip.

Thai girl actually gives a bit of a CBJ and I've asked her before to keep going for a bit longer before jumping on and she obliged. Haven't had issues with her when you pump slow to enjoy the view and session. The others all seem to want you to just go fast and get out of there. Or want to swap positions fast.

[Brian Daed]

I've been there 5 times, got the thick Thai girl 3 times, a skilly Latina once that was terrible at everything and smelled bad. Other time was the thick Latina that was a solid fk.

I recently had my inaugural visit. Korean girl called LiLi. Big fake ass, proportionate tits age waist just the right amount of thick. Rose Monroe-type body. She was wearing heavy eye makeup that betrayed her Asian features, paired with her ridiculous proportions I assumed she was Latina. Her accent didn't add up so I decided to ask her, that's the only reason I know she's Korean.

But I think I have to agree with the general consensus on this place. She wouldn't know the letters G, F and E if her name were Gennifer but extremely hot with a fuckdoll body and she'll pound you out like you're going to cum diamonds.

Not my first choice in experience but definitely still awesome. Will be a good place to visit on occasion to break up the monotony for me for sure.

I forgot to mention that she was bizarrely tight? What's up with that? Not complaining just shocked.