Massage Parlor Reports

**DirtBurgler** · Today 17:31

Ella Spanaway. Nope-auntie Weiwei answered. Didn't see the other talent.

Lotus FW. New girl Amy. 30's, thin, cute. Great ass. GFE. Unfortunate deflated fun-bags (looks like an implant removal). Good fun though. All covered but energetic and unrushed. Will return.

Anyone checked out "Tanning" 96 xx or "No more hair salon" on 103 xx both on Bridgeport? Both are advertising heavily. The UTR setup for these is intriguing.

Cheers.

**AussieFury** · Today 13:45

New "Lin Spa" in FedWay in the old PengPai location.

Locked door with doorbell is promising. But only one worker: an auntie with zero sex appeal. Place smelled way too much like Chinese food.

Hopefully the talent improves.

**ShtnNGtn** · Yesterday 23:57

Originally Posted by Meorme [View Original Post]

With the number of "spas" in that jurisdiction, I have no idea why they might target one over others, but neighbor's complaints would probably drive enforcement more than most issues.

Back in 2017, I wasn't aware of all places in there area. Maybe I just wasn't aware, or there weren't as many due to enforcement / LE harassment?

The place seems to have changed names several times, but kinda sounds a lot like they were always doing the same thing more or less.

I think because dudes are parking in front and walking in at 1 am. Kinda suspicious for any spa around here.

**DirtBurgler** · Yesterday 18:29

Iris. Auntie-ish. Mid. I gave her a some Os she wasn't expecting which led to me not getting the one I was expecting.

It was getting toward the end of the hour and she was used up. I gave the hand signal for, "OK now me" and I rolled over. She went for the hot towels. I thought "OK, prep for the big finish. I'm down. " But after cleanup, she let me know it was time to go. I looked at her like. Really? She looked like she was still trying to figure out what just happened. I either fucked her stupid or the show was over.

Either way, will not return.

**The Batman** · Yesterday 18:19

Originally Posted by DirtBurgler [View Original Post]

Again, avoid on Sundays unless you want to do a '2 birds with 1 stone' thing and attend church while you're getting serviced.

Sounds like a good time to me.

**DirtBurgler** · Yesterday 18:07

It was one of the places I've been meaning to check out so I did so on Friday. Turned out really weird.

Cindy answers the bell. She seems to be a working mamasan / auntie, probably 50 ish. (On the way through I met Yumi, a young, attractive but thicker K-girl).

I should have walked out at that point but Little DB wanted to stay.

Cindy comes in and starts the massage. I resigned myself to the situation and got ready for what I thought would be a session with a seasoned pro. But then it got weird.

The door opens and someone else walks in. I couldn't get turned around enough to see what was going on, but Cindy was whispering to her and kind of. Demonstrating.

I asked her name and she didn't understand what I was saying. Cindy translated and she said "Anna". It was obvious that this was Anna's maiden voyage.

Now, you might think that's an opportunity for a rare kind of experience. Not so fast. Anna did not belong there. I mean, she was eager and all, but I'll take a wild guess and say that's because men have never pursued her. She's thin and bony and just generally below average in every way. Typically difficult to judge her age but maybe 30 years working on a factory-fishing vessel or 50 years of electronics assembly.

Anyway, it should have been me getting the tip. I managed a semi and tried my best and she seemed very grateful for the attention. I finally gave her my sincere thanks and started getting dressed.

Cindy comes in and says something in the way of, "Yeah-that was probably no fun for you but next time I take care of you myself, sailor. ".

No thanks. Tulip is dead to me.

Cheers.

**DirtBurgler** · Yesterday 17:35

Originally Posted by EgoThrasher [View Original Post]

Going to be driving through Tacoma later this week on the way to the airport. Would love recommendations for AMP's providers in the Tacoma area. Nuru would be amazing, as well as MSOG if possible. Can PM me details and suggestions. MM seems to pop up a lot.

I've never regretted a visit to M&M. I can't say that about any other Tacoma teahouse I've visited. Unreasonable expectations are your enemy in this game.

**EgoThrasher** · Yesterday 16:05

Going to be driving through Tacoma later this week on the way to the airport. Would love recommendations for AMP's providers in the Tacoma area. Nuru would be amazing, as well as MSOG if possible. Can PM me details and suggestions. MM seems to pop up a lot.

**ProfessorEx** · Yesterday 01:57

Greetings,

I posted in haste the other day as I didn't want to forget details. I'll just give a quick intro if any cares. I've been in the hobby for quite a while and have had the pleasure of hobbying in a few different countries as well. I've been on rubmaps, TNA, adult hobby board and some others. With TNA prices rising fast, I've come back home to the good old AMP life for now. Safe hunting everyone!

ProfEx.

**LeftForDawn** · 05-11-24 17:48

Went to check out lulu, last time saw corona who isn't bad I think she said she is 26 not bad but nothing amazing.

This time saw sasa, she said she is 24 and maybe going to New York in two months.

Very cute, massage is whatever, not a lot of teasing but she looks amazing on the flip, you can see the hip curves dress on, an amazing backside as well.

The high selling point is she has very sexy dimples on her lower back which makes for a great view!

**Meorme** · 05-11-24 14:11

Originally Posted by LeftForDawn [View Original Post]

What's wild is that if you search up that address you come up with a Tacoma news tribune article about how that place got busted before back in 2017.

With the number of "spas" in that jurisdiction, I have no idea why they might target one over others, but neighbor's complaints would probably drive enforcement more than most issues.

Back in 2017, I wasn't aware of all places in there area. Maybe I just wasn't aware, or there weren't as many due to enforcement / LE harassment?

The place seems to have changed names several times, but kinda sounds a lot like they were always doing the same thing more or less.

**LeftForDawn** · 05-10-24 21:51

Originally Posted by ShtnNGtn [View Original Post]

Went to New Spa last night. Service was meh, shit massage, mediocre BJ, reverse CG for about 10 seconds, doggy for about 10 seconds, then mish for a finish and she just kept saying "cum baby". When I was leaving I saw orange lights in the parking lot across the street. Lakewood PD was watching the building, luckily he didn't pull me over on the way out, but I got gone quick. This was my second time there, first time was actually really good, but this time made me not want to go back especially with the police presence. Them being 24/7 and on a busy highway, I'm sure they'll get busted soon.

What's wild is that if you search up that address you come up with a Tacoma news tribune article about how that place got busted before back in 2017.

I thought it was weird.

**DirtBurgler** · 05-10-24 14:49

Knockout Sophie went back to New York. The sweaty aunties there now would probably show you a slippery-good time I bet.

Again, avoid on Sundays unless you want to do a '2 birds with 1 stone' thing and attend church while you're getting serviced.

Cheers.

**AussieFury** · 05-10-24 13:56

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Renton has been treating me well lately, but FOMO is real and I found myself in FedWay today.

O3: OG MILF Mia is always solid. Other girl is a plain auntie with no makeup.

Jasmin: MILF Baby. Very friendly. Friendly MILFs here are generally a very good time.

Lotus: Very pretty new girl young MILF Jessica. Excellent service. Found ourselves in some wild positions. Tiny mom damage but everything else is GREAT. She likes core and kettlebell workouts and it shows. Tell her hi from Big Monkey.

OG MILF Mia (formerly of NB in Tacoma) who flicks her tongue is also at Lotus. She's always a great time when not rushed.

99: Tired auntie Jamie who has zero attracti game and zero makeup. Why even bother?

Godess: no makeup auntie KK. There's a photo on the door of the dude who robbed them recently.

Nima: unfriendly auntie sunny. No clue why these girls think I'm going to stay if they're ice queens.

Alice: kylie (young slutty looking but not that pretty) and friendly MILF Mimi. Mimi is very sweet and I will go back to see her.

Hang loose: latina no makeup and asian ruby (didn't meet her).

Lulu: 3 girls. All young. Corona is plainish, Sasa looks like a gorgeous flight attendant, and Gigi is straight up hot.

Bonus: NB in Tacoma has superMILF Linda.

Amending this report. Two older MILFs at Daffodil. Very friendly. And friendly milfs are generally good.

Ruby at Hang Loose is nor curvy or short or Viet. Tall thin Chinese.

Cici at Lulu is cute but not as hot on a second look. Sasa is fine as hell tho.

Bank vault has auntie with a thin hot bod.

**ProfessorEx** · 05-10-24 12:28

Over the last two week I took a chance and invested in Sunrise. .4 to the house and 1.6 to KK. Seems like the KK from other posts. Chinese / Korean nice body 30's. Nice massage knees included, and then safe service for everything. Over all definitely a good time. Also, very vocal. This week I invested in 9 massage based on a previous tip. .5 to the house and only. 6 as a tip because the view wasn't as great. Nice massage, great atmosphere except leaving the room multiple times to answer the door / phone etc. Opted for the quick finish. Clean up and water on the way out. Might have to wait for a rotation before I try there again.

Cheers.