Escort Reports

**SaltyCrackers** · 09-08-21 20:57

I went to see Natalie recently after hearing so much about her here. Very easy set up like previously mentioned, she was very patient but I let her know my eta ahead of time.

Went for a QV and regret not getting the hhr.

If you're into MSOG. Get. THE. HHR.

**MysticMack** · 09-07-21 14:04

Does anybody know what happened to this beauty? I am just really curious because I haven't seen or heard from her in a while. Any info is greatly appreciated and can be replied to this or PM.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/59890173

**Goofy Dog** · 09-06-21 21:26

https://tacoma.skipthegames.com/fema...m/792575681846

I've seen her ads for ever on STG and BP. Anybody have any intel on her?

**Trisor** · 09-05-21 13:16

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

Wow, what a piece of shit cuhnt hor and a complete and utter waste of sperm and egg. An actual detriment to society.

You should've chatted with her before handing over any money. Get a feel for their personality; any sass, b!tchiness, or other signs of GPS, then just leave and save your time, attention, and money.

Especially your time, which is the most valuable. Don't give them even a nanosecond more of it.

Wish you could get your 475 back.

Thanks. I'm still new at this hobby and I'm getting the naivete wrung out of me.

**FullMetalHelme** · 09-05-21 04:56

Originally Posted by Trisor [View Original Post]

Went and saw Lexxi. https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...acoma/66595749.

You're better off looking at porn and using a flesh light.

Major case of GPS. The $$ 5 advertised for an hour is for a semi decent back massage and a very structured CBJ.

The $. 75 is for just that CBJ.

By structured I mean, she directs you specifically where to stand, places the cover and then snips at you not touch it at all and do not touch her head.

Also, personality is a big goose egg.

If you want FS it's an additional $. 25 and it's a new condom. Again don't TOUCH IT.

Then you get K9 and. That's it. No daty no different position.

Wow, what a piece of shit cuhnt hor and a complete and utter waste of sperm and egg. An actual detriment to society.

You should've chatted with her before handing over any money. Get a feel for their personality; any sass, b!tchiness, or other signs of GPS, then just leave and save your time, attention, and money.

Especially your time, which is the most valuable. Don't give them even a nanosecond more of it.

Wish you could get your 475 back.

**Trisor** · 09-03-21 21:34

Went and saw Lexxi. https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...acoma/66595749.

You're better off looking at porn and using a flesh light.

Major case of GPS. The $$ 5 advertised for an hour is for a semi decent back massage and a very structured CBJ.

The $. 75 is for just that CBJ.

By structured I mean, she directs you specifically where to stand, places the cover and then snips at you not touch it at all and do not touch her head.

Also, personality is a big goose egg.

If you want FS it's an additional $. 25 and it's a new condom. Again don't TOUCH IT.

Then you get K9 and. That's it. No daty no different position.

She will put something on in your favorite color. So there's that. Also nice tits and ass.

So, If you would the bend-over special, it'll be $475. Don't expect anything more than that though. Oh. She'll constantly be asking if you're close too. I think she would be happier just being an only fans model so she didn't have to interact with people in real life.

For the amount that I foolishy wasted on her, I should have just gone to the Relaxation station gals. They are cheaper for a Nuru with FS and much more about the hospitality.

Won't make that mistake again.

**Martinh** · 09-03-21 12:35

Originally Posted by PaulSmeenis [View Original Post]

Hate to say it, but she got me for a hundo the same way. But stupid blotch left her cell phone in my car and tried to walk back to retrieve it. I smiled and drove away. Nice looking in the face, seemed to have a big boogie (wearing sweat pants). Stoned off her ass.

You should have asked her how much for the phone.

**PaulSmeenis** · 09-02-21 22:13

Hate to say it, but she got me for a hundo the same way. But stupid blotch left her cell phone in my car and tried to walk back to retrieve it. I smiled and drove away. Nice looking in the face, seemed to have a big boogie (wearing sweat pants). Stoned off her ass.

Originally Posted by TacoTruck23 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66483511

This one is a mixed bag. Goes by Cora, creeped the ad sometime in winter last year. (Previous pictures did her more justice than those weird ass lights) Met at her shitty incall in Fife and was fully prepared for a huge waste of time, but was greeted by a fairly attractive woman that was similar to her pics! (Big surprise these days) We chitchatted for a bit, smoked a couple cigs and got down to business. No kissing, but DATY like it was my job. She crushed my head with her thighs so I must have done something right down there. Proceeded to CBJ and she said she was too horny to wait. She got on all fours like the good lord intended and I started to get to work. About 2 min in said she hadn't had good duck in a while and asked if I was fine with taking off the cover. (Duh, no shit lady) Ripped that sucker off like a snakeskin and slid right in (moister than an oyster) Not CIP friendly, but I was ok with it because I thought I found an ATF and CIP could be on the table after a few visits. We cleaned up, chit chatted a bit more, and I was off.

Fast forward a couple weeks and we had set another appointment. (Get ready for the plot twist). Went back to said shitty incall in Fife and she had me wait about 10 min outside (I figured I'd get a smoke in before dumping my load, so all good) She then came outside and asked for the donation to re-up her room for the day before we went in. (Figured, shit happens and she was a pretty good time previously). She then makes her way to the office and BOOM! A car rolls up and she jumps in and they take off.

From there I tried calling several times (because WTF) and I dipped out. $$$ gone down the shitter. About an hour later she messages me saying sorry and she would make it up to me later that day (I couldn't make it back out because I had previous engagements later in the day). Tried to set up for the next weekend and she said cool. Hit her up that next weekend and she then said she wouldn't see me without another donation (uhhh no). Haven't reached out since and I saw her posting fall off until a day or two ago.

**WooshPootang** · 09-01-21 22:30

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66528655 Jade be back. Greek, loves it bare and loves being creamed. I haven't seen her in awhile but she's fun. Also been out of the hobby due to elderly at home and working healthcare but have at it.

**TacoTruck23** · 08-31-21 20:32

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66483511

This one is a mixed bag. Goes by Cora, creeped the ad sometime in winter last year. (Previous pictures did her more justice than those weird ass lights) Met at her shitty incall in Fife and was fully prepared for a huge waste of time, but was greeted by a fairly attractive woman that was similar to her pics! (Big surprise these days) We chitchatted for a bit, smoked a couple cigs and got down to business. No kissing, but DATY like it was my job. She crushed my head with her thighs so I must have done something right down there. Proceeded to CBJ and she said she was too horny to wait. She got on all fours like the good lord intended and I started to get to work. About 2 min in said she hadn't had good duck in a while and asked if I was fine with taking off the cover. (Duh, no shit lady) Ripped that sucker off like a snakeskin and slid right in (moister than an oyster) Not CIP friendly, but I was ok with it because I thought I found an ATF and CIP could be on the table after a few visits. We cleaned up, chit chatted a bit more, and I was off.

Fast forward a couple weeks and we had set another appointment. (Get ready for the plot twist). Went back to said shitty incall in Fife and she had me wait about 10 min outside (I figured I'd get a smoke in before dumping my load, so all good) She then came outside and asked for the donation to re-up her room for the day before we went in. (Figured, shit happens and she was a pretty good time previously). She then makes her way to the office and BOOM! A car rolls up and she jumps in and they take off.

From there I tried calling several times (because WTF) and I dipped out. $$$ gone down the shitter. About an hour later she messages me saying sorry and she would make it up to me later that day (I couldn't make it back out because I had previous engagements later in the day). Tried to set up for the next weekend and she said cool. Hit her up that next weekend and she then said she wouldn't see me without another donation (uhhh no). Haven't reached out since and I saw her posting fall off until a day or two ago.

TL; DR.

Enter at your own risk and, if you do, make sure you're in there like swimwear before you even let her see the green.

-Taco.

**Awinsall** · 08-29-21 01:38

Originally Posted by Flyer99 [View Original Post]

That's Lisa. From the Kent area-ish. She's real, had some negative reports, but is all over TNA and well known.

Hard to get a hold of she's a nice person and tries her best in my experience.

Having her do cowgirl the traditional way seems kinda rude.

**SlightlyBright** · 08-29-21 01:19

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

2nd one is Parkerbaby907 https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Parkerbaby907 a head doctor from the sound of it. She's had some alerts for shit in the past but I guess is trying to move past all that. I wanted to see her before she hit that rough patch but never got the chance. Maybe she's turned around.

I've seen Parker twice. The first time was just barely after she started trying to redeem herself. Years ago. She was on the bigger side but nothing excessive. She was extremely talkative and even went into detail about how she enjoyed shoplifting which was pretty odd. At that time it was just barely a subpar experience experience for a normal going rate. Honestly would've gone back if I ended up in a rut.

I saw her again this year and she fell off all the hills she could in terms of standards. I texted her that I was ready then and I didn't really care too much about the extra prep and that I was just in it to dream and leave. She insisted I wait. So I waited, then eventually I just went and hung around random places cause I already figured it would be a time waste. Well over an hour later (yes an hour to "get ready") she finally says she's ready. I drive back and go up. She tells me she doesn't do GFE, kissing, or even really cuddling since she was worried about getting sick. She already took my donation (since I saw her before I wasn't too harsh on the idea of placing it down before she said all that garbage) so I told her I was done. She was such a waste of my time I didn't even bother for a qv or anything, I just left. She blew up to elephant size, and caught as much of an attitude as you could imagine. I was just happy to not be in her presence anymore so that's what I considered the payment to be: to leave me alone. Don't recommend at all anymore.

**ScotchYoke** · 08-29-21 00:56

Originally Posted by SaltyCrackers [View Original Post]

First time poster, long time lurker, below are my experiences lately over the past 2 to 6 months. These are providers that still post to this date, there are several that I've visited that no longer post anymore which I really wanted everyone to not visit but I'll review if I ever see them post again.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66226594

Contacted once and then wouldn't stop texting that she wanted advanced payment for booking but since I operate "at the moment", ended up rubbing me the wrong way. Heard she gives amazing head, still kind of interested.

Be safe, everyone!

I've reviewed her here. She does give bomb head. She doesn't have her own spot so every time I've seen her has been a car date. She's head only. Bigger girl. Nice enough. Not sure what's up with the advance payment. That's new.

**ScotchYoke** · 08-29-21 00:48

Originally Posted by CamelToe2000 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one? About to TOFTT tonight, but pics seem TGTBT. Let me know if I should save myself a headache.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66314987#.

Also curious about this one saltycrackers asked about. Seems legit but curious how the service is.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66230721

2nd one is Parkerbaby907 https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Parkerbaby907 a head doctor from the sound of it. She's had some alerts for shit in the past but I guess is trying to move past all that. I wanted to see her before she hit that rough patch but never got the chance. Maybe she's turned around.

**CamelToe2000** · 08-28-21 20:53

Any info on this one? About to TOFTT tonight, but pics seem TGTBT. Let me know if I should save myself a headache.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66314987#.

Also curious about this one saltycrackers asked about. Seems legit but curious how the service is.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...acoma/66230721