Strip Club Reports

[Third Eye]

I too find silicone boobs unnatural to the touch, in some cases downright grotesque. They can be nice to look at, but... I'd take a pair of nicely shaped ones of any size over a couple of bolt-ons any day.

I've been largely out of the scene due to financial considerations (expensive hobby doncha know) but my few forays have been to Rack's. It's spendy but almost guaranteed to satisfy.

Having said that, I miss Honey's even though it's more hit and miss. Thing is, when Honey's is nasty, it's really nasty (in a good way). The traffic has kept me from making the trip lately.

3rdI

[Fdsfds33]

Does anyone know where Jazmine from Ricks went? Did she retire?

[Fdsfds33]

Does anyone know where Jazmine from Ricks went? Did she retire?

[Croaker]

Went to Honey's this evening fairly late (a little after midnight). First dance was with Syren; dark hair, lots of Tats, especially across the chest area. Big boobs, fake but soft. Not a good dance and she was more of a used car salesperson. I doubt she does anything and if she does, its for more than I'm willing to shell out.

Later got a few dances with Eva. Long dark hair, pear shaped. Small but VERY perky/young breasts! She does mediocre dances for 30. Will get her hands involved for 50

[Third Eye]

Had more family business up north, and stopped in at Rick's around 5 PM. Lots of silicone on the girls, which I just find gross, but not everyone was like that. There was also this black girl who went off on me for saying "No thanks" to a dance, and kept bitching me out every time she got to the stage, which sucked. She's a nut, tried to claim I was "discriminating" which is so wrong, it had nothing to do with race and everything to do with face, and I was polite even so.

Sometimes a dancer will go off on you for little or no reason. Usually it means they're having a bad day, hung over, strung out, rent is due, ran into many aholes before you, are not suited for that sort of work in the first place, or any combination of the preceding.

It's happened to me more than once; it sucks but don't take it personally.

Also, guys, be polite but never, ever hesitate or feel bad about saying no if a dancer isn't your type, or the first dance tells you the experience is going to be lame. Or anything less than you expect. It's your hard earned money, not a charity ball to raise cash for her next tattoo. Each dancer has her own set of rules and her own idea of what constitutes an "erotic experience"--for example, relieving the aching pressure in your wallet! The money is probably going to support some bling-adorned, unemployed dick, so you might as well have a good time in the process.

I've been having a bit of luck asking dancers "ever do... private dances?" Very matter of fact like. It certainly never hurts to ask. In the worst case they don't, or claim they don't and that too is useful info. I even got digits at typically no-mileage Sugar's.

3rdI ranting raving but still lookin around

[Dbldowndon]

Based on Rooster's report, I decided to give Rick's "one more final try." I had definitely given up on Rick's since last December and their aisle Nazis.

Lo and behold, old Ricks is back! No FS, but still. A relaxed atmosphere and very willing, happy, not-so-nervous girls. And a lot of them. Yes. A little too much silicone for my tastes, but still....

And a bonus this time of year: the Halloween decorations are a hoot!

Rising Rooster, you're my hero.
Dbldown

[Rising Rooster]

Had more family business up north, and stopped in at Rick's around 5 PM. Lots of silicone on the girls, which I just find gross, but not everyone was like that. There was also this black girl who went off on me for saying "No thanks" to a dance, and kept bitching me out every time she got to the stage, which sucked. She's a nut, tried to claim I was "discriminating" which is so wrong, it had nothing to do with race and everything to do with face, and I was polite even so. She was vamping on the guys who didn't say "No thanks" up front so hard, I think I may have gotten the better option.

I went to the VIP with Janica a curvy but not BBW blond in her 30s, and she was awesome. A bit heavy on the cigarette smell, but very soft flesh and oh so giving. She did keep trying to upsell me, but didn't hold back at all when I wanted to stay at $20 and had the Rooster squirting in two dances. She definitely was open to being touched, and in fact encouraging. Mmmm, Janica!

[Dbldowndon]

Went to Honey's this last week.

One dancer gave $30 dances and allowed touching everywhere, but said she only dances. Well, that was okay, because she also doesn't bath or wash the "good" regions enough. Phew!

Another cute, younger one said one dance for $30 for one and two for $50 with two-way touching. Well, her idea of touching was boobs, outside her panties, and she would grind. No thanks.

The last talked and talked and talked. Nice enough. Cute enough. A few too many tats for my taste. And did I mentioned she talked? She confirmed my suspicions by saying she always tokes up before showing up. Anyway, two high mileage hands-on dances finished with some lube for $30 per. Next time when she takes a breath I'LL ask HER, "Wanna dance?" She had me early on when she walked up to me and asked if I had spilled my man juices yet? Kinda like that.

Senior members can PM me for names, or close approximations of their names.

Oh! And my $5 juice kind of smelled nasty. That ever happen to you?

[Dbldowndon]

Vegas is a dancer Honeys, not the location. Had a dance from her a week or two ago. A bit thick, with big ta-tas. If you like the Russian dance, she's your girl!

[Red Dog]

I apologize for the "off the top" comments, particularly if it offended anyone.

Had I been thinking, (I knew all this about the Washington scene) I would have realized it before heading out for the evening, and I wouldn't have gotten so irrational about it all.

Dbldown- PM me for the info you seek.

[Dbldowndon]

Tomorrow I'm off to Honey's. I'll be rolling in around 7p.m. Should I wait until later in the evening, or hit it then? Any names/recommendations? Either post or PM me. Thanks. Dbldowndon

[Vitrea]

I've been in Fed. Way working for a couple weeks, and Saturady night decided it was time for a trip to town. Since I'd been to Rick's, Sugars and Honeys in the past, I thought I'd mosey over to the Sands.

On the way I stopped for toddy at a local watering hole. I forgot. No smoking in Washington bars. Oh well I thought. I'll just have a drink and play some KENO. What the shit? No Washington Lottery (what lottery?) games in the bars. No poker machines either. So I started to think-

Then I remembered this fact- you couldn't even get a drink where the girls dance. WTF? That did it. I headed back to the shack. Those are juice bar restictions and I'm way older than that.

Dang! I can't wait to get back to Portland! If there is some mileage in the Seattle clubs, it better be damn good, and cheap, to offset the inconveniences.

Years ago, SEA clbs were good. Remember the Bear Cave? WTH happened? I was born and raised in Washington, and was once proud to take my buddies out for a night on the town.

One thing WA does have is the massage parlors. Thank God for that. I like 'em a lot, but that does not make up for the WA "juice bar" experience.

Want real strip clubs? Head south.I dare say, that with extensive strip club experience in more thn half the states in this fine country, Portland is at the top, based on overall experience.

No... I'm not a travel agent. LOL I just really needed to vent. They have "fucked up" my state!

I am with Dbldowndon on this one. I spent a few days in SEA and almost all of my time at SCs. I had a great time. To me it sounds like a better way of rephrasing your conclusion is, 'WA does not have what I am looking for". I can buy that.

I will post a detailed review of my experience soon, and thank you for the positive endorsement of SCs in Portland. Can't wait to check out.

[NyasGem]

Well, I arrived in Sea-town yesterday for a week of meetings and decided to check out Rick's. $10 cover and $5 drink, and I barely sit when girl after girl asks if I want a private dance. Finally take Ruby/Carrington up on it and walk to the VIP area where the sign says $20 dances. Sit down and she whips out the little guy and tells me her dances are $50. Damn. 4 dances later I tell her I'm out of dough and get up. She gives me a slip of paper and says "Call me". Outside the club I look at the paper and it's her number. Anybody have any experience with her. I'm tempted to call.

SLC Visitor

[Dbldowndon]

But in my experience, there is NO sucking whatsoever (or extra mileage) in Oregon clubs. Now I could be wrong as I have only been to a handful (6-10) in the greater PDX area where I sometimes work, so please tell me, Red Dog, where I might go to get at least a handshake. Thanks!

[Red Dog]

I've been in Fed. Way working for a couple weeks, and Saturady night decided it was time for a trip to town. Since I'd been to Rick's, Sugars and Honeys in the past, I thought I'd mosey over to the Sands.

On the way I stopped for toddy at a local watering hole. I forgot. No smoking in Washington bars. Oh well I thought. I'll just have a drink and play some KENO. What the shit? No Washington Lottery (what lottery?) games in the bars. No poker machines either. So I started to think-

Then I remembered this fact- you couldn't even get a drink where the girls dance. WTF? That did it. I headed back to the shack. Those are juice bar restictions and I'm way older than that.

Dang! I can't wait to get back to Portland! If there is some mileage in the Seattle clubs, it better be damn good, and cheap, to offset the inconveniences.

Years ago, SEA clbs were good. Remember the Bear Cave? WTH happened? I was born and raised in Washington, and was once proud to take my buddies out for a night on the town.

One thing WA does have is the massage parlors. Thank God for that. I like 'em a lot, but that does not make up for the WA "juice bar" experience.

Want real strip clubs? Head south.I dare say, that with extensive strip club experience in more thn half the states in this fine country, Portland is at the top, based on overall experience.

No... I'm not a travel agent. LOL I just really needed to vent. They have "fucked up" my state!