Strip Club Reports

[Blazer1979]

Have yet to go to Pandora's and been thinking of popping my cherry there with one of the popular dancers one day. At least to try once to say I did.

1. So given that the lighting is dark af from previous reports I've read, how do you guys handle paying for stuff without fumbling bills. I know it's after services, but is the lighting better where the rooms are? Stuff like tipping the waitress after asking her for a specific girl or tipping a dancer on stage makes me think to have different denominations in different pockets or something.

2. Do the dancers take cashapp? LOL.

3. Some of you also mentioned having phone numbers / texts, so I guess you just ask after the fact if you want their number?

4. I know rates vary based on time and how busy (would likely go during a slow afternoon), but is $$ still good enough for the more willing ones or has inflation kicked in. Read back about 100 reports or so. $$$ seems guaranteed, 3 for $ seems best for qv but not so guaranteed. There's no room fee or anything tied to this after cover charge I assume.

You have 332 posts so you have some game. It's not hard, just don't say it's your first time or else they'll try to take advantage of you.

1. I put 20's in my left pocket, tip money in my right.

2. Cash.

3. Just talk to them like any other person. They love being treated with respect. Humor, teasing, eye contact, and they'll love you.

4. You've done the research on prices. Don't overpay. If a dancer quotes something that sounds too high then she's trying to take advantage of you. Go to the next girl. Don't pay ahead. I'm guilty of it. You pay the $100 for a 3/100 ahead of time and the dance is lame and you'll be kicking yourself. Say "let's try one, then possibly do the 3/100". Most agree to that and you know they will try to please you on that first one.

[CoronaLime]

Have yet to go to Pandora's and been thinking of popping my cherry there with one of the popular dancers one day. At least to try once to say I did.

1. So given that the lighting is dark af from previous reports I've read, how do you guys handle paying for stuff without fumbling bills. I know it's after services, but is the lighting better where the rooms are? Stuff like tipping the waitress after asking her for a specific girl or tipping a dancer on stage makes me think to have different denominations in different pockets or something.

2. Do the dancers take cashapp? LOL.

3. Some of you also mentioned having phone numbers / texts, so I guess you just ask after the fact if you want their number?

4. I know rates vary based on time and how busy (would likely go during a slow afternoon), but is $$ still good enough for the more willing ones or has inflation kicked in. Read back about 100 reports or so. $$$ seems guaranteed, 3 for $ seems best for qv but not so guaranteed. There's no room fee or anything tied to this after cover charge I assume.

Pay cash. Room cost money. Put cash in different pocket. 300. Each pocket.

[CoronaLime]

First, respect to the legend Mr. Corona Lime. Salute, sir.

Second, are any of the Pands girls on socials / tna? Especially the ones who come up often like Monse, Luna, Diamond, etc. I've never seen them or their socials on Pand's IG post. Ever. These girls are unicorns. But if anyone has them, please do us a solid and drop links.

The OG pandoras dancers don't need to advertise. Shit, between Monse and Luna alone they have a half century of sucking and fucking in the clubs. Diamond has been around forever also.

They no need. One is there everyday. Good time. All very good. Very nice.

If they like, they give number.

[HelloThar]

Have yet to go to Pandora's and been thinking of popping my cherry there with one of the popular dancers one day. At least to try once to say I did.

1. So given that the lighting is dark af from previous reports I've read, how do you guys handle paying for stuff without fumbling bills. I know it's after services, but is the lighting better where the rooms are? Stuff like tipping the waitress after asking her for a specific girl or tipping a dancer on stage makes me think to have different denominations in different pockets or something.

2. Do the dancers take cashapp? LOL.

3. Some of you also mentioned having phone numbers / texts, so I guess you just ask after the fact if you want their number?

4. I know rates vary based on time and how busy (would likely go during a slow afternoon), but is $$ still good enough for the more willing ones or has inflation kicked in. Read back about 100 reports or so. $$$ seems guaranteed, 3 for $ seems best for qv but not so guaranteed. There's no room fee or anything tied to this after cover charge I assume.

[Trappin1719]

She no good. Go see luna. She suck Wang good.

Exactly. She's a hard pass. Great to look at but that's about all. I had the chance to run into Luxe on a visit and she is scary wif all dem tats (face etc) but she may also be the midnight Monse. She likes to get right to the point.

[Context22]

First, respect to the legend Mr. Corona Lime. Salute, sir.

Second, are any of the Pands girls on socials / tna? Especially the ones who come up often like Monse, Luna, Diamond, etc. I've never seen them or their socials on Pand's IG post. Ever. These girls are unicorns. But if anyone has them, please do us a solid and drop links.

The OG pandoras dancers don't need to advertise. Shit, between Monse and Luna alone they have a half century of sucking and fucking in the clubs. Diamond has been around forever also.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Second, are any of the Pands girls on socials / tna? Especially the ones who come up often like Monse, Luna, Diamond, etc. I've never seen them or their socials on Pand's IG post. Ever. These girls are unicorns. But if anyone has them, please do us a solid and drop links.

Not that I know of. I believe girls essentially "opt in" to be on the club's IG / social media. Some do and some don't. Don't think any of them are on TNA. They all are pretty successful providing the same services via the clubs. A few did have them but either those dancers retired or they stopped using TNA. Wasn't needed. Two have told me its safer and less likely "seller's remorse". But if you're looking for TNA experiences, on a given day, 70% or better of them with for the right price with the right guy.

[CoronaLime]

Adora is beautiful for sure and will lead on that she is down but the reality is she's a super tease. She will distract you and attempt to not disclose details for 2-3 songs while your in the lap dance area. After song 2 I went from full attention to aborting the whole mission as I saw and understood she wasn't of interest to me. But she is def fun af and great in the eyes with zero personality imo.

She no good. Go see luna. She suck Wang good.

[InHerGuts]

First, respect to the legend Mr. Corona Lime. Salute, sir.

Second, are any of the Pands girls on socials / tna? Especially the ones who come up often like Monse, Luna, Diamond, etc. I've never seen them or their socials on Pand's IG post. Ever. These girls are unicorns. But if anyone has them, please do us a solid and drop links.

They all like Wang. Suck Wang good. Very nice. Adora tell me I need condom. I say no way. Other dancer no make me wear condom.

Liz swallow baby's last time. Very good. Very nice.

[Trappin1719]

They all like Wang. Suck Wang good. Very nice. Adora tell me I need condom. I say no way. Other dancer no make me wear condom.

Liz swallow baby's last time. Very good. Very nice.

Adora is beautiful for sure and will lead on that she is down but the reality is she's a super tease. She will distract you and attempt to not disclose details for 2-3 songs while your in the lap dance area. After song 2 I went from full attention to aborting the whole mission as I saw and understood she wasn't of interest to me. But she is def fun af and great in the eyes with zero personality imo.

[CoronaLime]

That's a good price for Adora. Menus and prices very dancer to dancer. For sure BBBJCIM dancers are Monse, Mandy, Luna, Liz, Cierra and Luxe at night. How busy the club is really influence the prices.

They all like Wang. Suck Wang good. Very nice. Adora tell me I need condom. I say no way. Other dancer no make me wear condom.

Liz swallow baby's last time. Very good. Very nice.

[Context22]

Martina nice woman. Very picky. If you regular, she do many naughty thing.

If she no trust you, she just do HJ. Very good HJ. Make me cum fast.

Can confirm!

[CoronaLime]

Are all the clubs dead? Day shift dancers are dirty. Did Martina let you cum in her mouth or face or swallow your nut?

Martina nice woman. Very picky. If you regular, she do many naughty thing.

If she no trust you, she just do HJ. Very good HJ. Make me cum fast.

[Facials]

I'd take that for a grain of salt. He never responded to my DMs to elaborate, and I've known Martina to be a germaphobe when it comes to handling splooge. I can't see her suddenly doing bbbjs.

"How was the BBBJ? I've been trying to get more than a handy from her for years".

Bro. That was your pm. I name sorry she won't suck your dick. I don't generally waste my time to this type of pm so guys can beat off to it as a fantasy.

So please don't diminish my report because I did not reply and because she won't blow you.

My report was accurate and I to was surprised she was willing to do it.

[Anony]

Are all the clubs dead? Day shift dancers are dirty. Did Martina let you cum in her mouth or face or swallow your nut?

I'd take that for a grain of salt. He never responded to my DMs to elaborate, and I've known Martina to be a germaphobe when it comes to handling splooge. I can't see her suddenly doing bbbjs.