Escort Reports

[Maui Glory]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...Kristin-pootti

I saw KP over a year ago. She is definitely repeat-worthy and I would recommend. However I'm very pickey and want specific things and for those reasons I have not made an encore visit.

Face: 4 of 5 stars: she has a conventionally attractive face and I cannot see a reason for anybody to disagree.

Body: 4 of 5 stars: Very nice body that is fit, tone, with nice hourglass shape and very nice D cups, silky smooth outer pussy lips and very dainty & slender pink inner lips with a petite clit. The reason for a star deduction is purely personal preference. I love tits that are soft and pliable with nipples big enough to latch onto that deliver satisfying mouth play and rolling around my tongue for extended dry nursing sessions. Don't get me wrong, KP's D cups are spectacular and they are real, but they are firm, which is ok because I think 99% of dudes prefer tits this way. Unfortunately for me I do not like firm (which is why I 100% reject providers with implants). If KP's tits were soft, like Kennedy Tayor (https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...Kennedy-Taylor) or like Sweet Petite Emily, then she'd have what I consider the perfect 5-star body. Well, almost. I also really have a thing for big floppy inner pussy lips, the butterfly. KK's lips are not like that but that's ok her pussy is beautiful and flawless regardless.

Attitude: 3. 5 of 5 stars. For context, this is decent score for a 1st time meeting where she and I have never met before. She did make an effort to make herself and myself feel comfortable and she was very responsive to instruction to give me easier access to the areas I wanted to access. But at the end of the day it we didn't have enough experience with each other to develop chemistry to take the session to the next level.

Service: 4 of 5 stars. I has as much DFK and DATY and FIV as I wanted without any hesitation from her and I also got to spend a lot of time latched onto her nipples. She put in a good effort to make it seem like she was enjoying it too and that I was welcome to do as I pleased. The BJ and mish / K9 were covered (my choice). I don't know if bare is offered because I didn't ask or try. I do not recall any reason to criticize the service except for the issue with firm breasts and tiny nipples that I described above, and that 1 star deduction is again due to personal preference reasons.

Incall was a 2 star hotel on the Bellevue-Redmond border. The room has it's own entrance and had good privacy.

Even though I have not repeated I would not hesitate recommend KP. My reasons for not repeating are purely for idiosyncratic personal preference for soft tits and butterfly pussy lips.

[KitWalker1967]

Dunno about Harlow. But Taylor gives a nice sensual oil massage, on a massage table, and she has very nice HJ, dirty talk, edging and prostate skills. And she allows some very nice mutual touch, but no fluid exchange of any kind. No nuru, but msog is allowed. Definitely one of the best deals on the board right now. Chubby MILF body, with tats, and has some fun stories to tell too.

Thanks Mitch!

[BBHunter425]

Anyone ever met this Portland-based provider who goes by Elegance Styles? Does anyone have any info on her services? BBBJ? GFE? Bb? Thanks in advance!

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?95290-ELEGANCE

If you don't mind visiting a provider who has gps and provides minimal service than enjoy. She is as far from GFE as your can get.

Stay safe & happy hunting.

BBHunter.

[BreastObsessed]

Anyone ever met this Portland-based provider who goes by Elegance Styles? Does anyone have any info on her services? BBBJ? GFE? Bb? Thanks in advance!

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?95290-ELEGANCE

[BreastObsessed]

Anyone ever met this Portland-based provider who goes by Elegance Styles? She has my ideal body type. Does anyone have any info on her services? BBBJ? GFE? Bb? Thanks in advance!

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?95290-ELEGANCE

[BigPurpleSnake]

And yet she's charging over 300/ hr for a "vanilla" session. Prices truly are nuts.

They charge by the pound now. They think they are prime filet mignon bit in reality they are just rump roasts.

[Mitch Cor]

Dunno about Harlow. But Taylor gives a nice sensual oil massage, on a massage table, and she has very nice HJ, dirty talk, edging and prostate skills. And she allows some very nice mutual touch, but no fluid exchange of any kind. No nuru, but msog is allowed. Definitely one of the best deals on the board right now. Chubby MILF body, with tats, and has some fun stories to tell too.

Just performing some research and expanding my horizons a bit. For you gents who've had experience with both Taylor Lane and Harlow, which one of them gives a better massage? And for the record, I'm aware Taylor's offerings are more restricted than Harlow's. I'm just focusing on the massage aspect of their skills. Feel free to message me, if you feel it necessary. Thanks in advance and have a great weekend!

[Mitch Cor]

And yet she's charging over 300/ hr for a "vanilla" session. Prices truly are nuts.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ariana-Divine

I saw her a while ago. Might repeat, but with conditions.

Face: 2 of 5. By no means ugly but she has a very plain face. This is really bad of me to say but my first impression was of how large her head was.

Body: 3 of 5. She is larger with a lot extra around her mid section. Hips are broad, thighs are full, kind of a hump on her shoulders at the base of her neck and a double chin. Her pussy lips are undefined in the typical way that an overweight woman's pussy tends to be as the surrounding pelvic area just kind of takes over and obscures any anatomical definition of exterior pussy lips which were shaved but not completely smooth with stubbly growth. That said her skin is nice and soft and my favorite feature were her large C cups since they were very soft and tender with large nipples that I spent a lot of time latched onto.

Attitude: 3 of 5. She clearly put in the effort to make it a good session, letting me have my way with her, following my orders to move her body into positions that I wanted to allow me to comfortably nurse her C cups, or enter her K9 then mish. She also opened up big & wide when I told her to when it was time to go info DATY. She also did her part to make it sound like she was into it.

Service: 1 of 5. While compliant to my instructions I prefer initiative from my provider to explore and test and otherwise to proactively tease, stroke, massage, suck, grope. Whatever her game is. In this case I felt like I was calling all the shots and having to give instructions and wait for her to react then correct and adjust my instructions then correct again, etc, this really disrupted the flow and kind of killed the mood. She avoided kissing and the CBJ lacked enthusiasm, and the mish was physically passive though she did vocalize with dirty talk and "words of encouragement. " I managed to finish with lazy K9. When I tried to go down for DATY it smelled really bad, very musky & dank and it clearly had had been a very long time since her vag had been attend to with hygiene service. I immediately abandoned the DATY plan and decided to just skip straight to fucking her...with a condom.

Incall was a decent 3 star hotel in Kirkland.

There were several factors that contributed to the overall experience. When I asked for a condom, because I never go bare for my own protection, she spent several minutes going through all the hotel room drawers, her bags, then finally her big suitcase before she could find one. It raised the question in my mind whether bare services was available. OTOH this was another disruption to the flow that further dampened the mood. Another thing is as soon as I finished, she turned around and recoiled and started apologizing for the poor service, going on about how it was not up to her standards and very poor and please do not write a review. It was actually very nice to hear her admit that it was a very poor session and I immediately respected her for acknowledging that. She also insisted that I not pay for the session because it was so far beneath her quality standards if I agree to not post a review on a review board which she specifically named, which I agreed to. I'll also share that as I cleaned up in the shower I noticed the bathroom seemed kind of nasty around the toilet. It was after I left and got back onto the road when I started replaying our session in my head that I realized that she was hung over and the nasty toilet was her puke from alcohol overdose. I was immediately disgusted and felt nauseous at the thought that she was puking before I saw her then a wave of relief washed over me that she didn't want to kiss and I realized she was helping me avoid kissing her puke mouth, so I giver her credit there too.

In all, considering how she gave it a try but admitted to her lackluster performance, and her looking out for me, unbeknownst to me at the time, and having me avoid kissing her, I would say that maybe I'd try her again. That said her bod is doughy lacks any shape and honestly there are so many mid 30 - 40 year old Past thier prime civvy girls with dumpy bodies that are desperate for male attention for free (well, after a decent dinner date) that I'm not sure why I'd pay good money for that. I would say that her tits are perfect for suckeling and nursing and spending quality time with so if I were to go back I would spend most of my time there. She is at the very upper end of the price range for what I think a dry suckeling session is worth, if not over the price limit for what it should be worth, so if she raises her prices I don't think I would see her.

[Maui Glory]

Yes she comped me. It ended up as a free session.

I give her credit for owning up to the poor quality session and comping me. Lots of respect from me and for this reason I would consider repeating.

But that may not matter. I think I recall a recent ad saying she's retiring from providing sometime soon. Maybe that's for the better for everyone.

This is what a review is. Not the bullshit on TNA where every ***** is a 5 star and all time favorite.

So you ended up with a free session. Is that correct?

[Maui Glory]

I haven't been with any other body builder, but yes her clit was big.

In fact was so big it kind of freaked me out. I actually paused and examined her pussy very closely and felt it out and looked for any signs of surgery on her pussy and on her chest because I was paranoid that maybe she was a post op trans.

I'd say that a big clit is gross in the same way way that eating raw oysters the really big ones are kind of gross because they're too much of a mouthful because really you just want the flavor and the texture so small ones like kumamotos are perfect.

Some of the body builder types have a huge Dick like cit.

[Zippy69]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ariana-Divine

I saw her a while ago. Might repeat, but with conditions.

Face: 2 of 5. By no means ugly but she has a very plain face. This is really bad of me to say but my first impression was of how large her head was.

This is what a review is. Not the bullshit on TNA where every ***** is a 5 star and all time favorite.

So you ended up with a free session. Is that correct?

[Zippy69]

Yes that's it. She used to be Runner Girl. Now she's shortie may.

I'll also call out that her most recent ad, the photo I don't think it's actually her. She's got way less body fat with a very chiseled muscular body and much more petite and skin is very dark. At least when I saw her last year.

Some of the body builder types have a huge Dick like cit.

[Maui Glory]

Yes that's it. She used to be Runner Girl. Now she's shortie may.

I'll also call out that her most recent ad, the photo I don't think it's actually her. She's got way less body fat with a very chiseled muscular body and much more petite and skin is very dark. At least when I saw her last year.

Runner girl or something?

[Maui Glory]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ariana-Divine

I saw her a while ago. Might repeat, but with conditions.

Face: 2 of 5. By no means ugly but she has a very plain face. This is really bad of me to say but my first impression was of how large her head was.

Body: 3 of 5. She is larger with a lot extra around her mid section. Hips are broad, thighs are full, kind of a hump on her shoulders at the base of her neck and a double chin. Her pussy lips are undefined in the typical way that an overweight woman's pussy tends to be as the surrounding pelvic area just kind of takes over and obscures any anatomical definition of exterior pussy lips which were shaved but not completely smooth with stubbly growth. That said her skin is nice and soft and my favorite feature were her large C cups since they were very soft and tender with large nipples that I spent a lot of time latched onto.

Attitude: 3 of 5. She clearly put in the effort to make it a good session, letting me have my way with her, following my orders to move her body into positions that I wanted to allow me to comfortably nurse her C cups, or enter her K9 then mish. She also opened up big & wide when I told her to when it was time to go info DATY. She also did her part to make it sound like she was into it.

Service: 1 of 5. While compliant to my instructions I prefer initiative from my provider to explore and test and otherwise to proactively tease, stroke, massage, suck, grope. Whatever her game is. In this case I felt like I was calling all the shots and having to give instructions and wait for her to react then correct and adjust my instructions then correct again, etc, this really disrupted the flow and kind of killed the mood. She avoided kissing and the CBJ lacked enthusiasm, and the mish was physically passive though she did vocalize with dirty talk and "words of encouragement. " I managed to finish with lazy K9. When I tried to go down for DATY it smelled really bad, very musky & dank and it clearly had had been a very long time since her vag had been attend to with hygiene service. I immediately abandoned the DATY plan and decided to just skip straight to fucking her...with a condom.

Incall was a decent 3 star hotel in Kirkland.

There were several factors that contributed to the overall experience. When I asked for a condom, because I never go bare for my own protection, she spent several minutes going through all the hotel room drawers, her bags, then finally her big suitcase before she could find one. It raised the question in my mind whether bare services was available. OTOH this was another disruption to the flow that further dampened the mood. Another thing is as soon as I finished, she turned around and recoiled and started apologizing for the poor service, going on about how it was not up to her standards and very poor and please do not write a review. It was actually very nice to hear her admit that it was a very poor session and I immediately respected her for acknowledging that. She also insisted that I not pay for the session because it was so far beneath her quality standards if I agree to not post a review on a review board which she specifically named, which I agreed to. I'll also share that as I cleaned up in the shower I noticed the bathroom seemed kind of nasty around the toilet. It was after I left and got back onto the road when I started replaying our session in my head that I realized that she was hung over and the nasty toilet was her puke from alcohol overdose. I was immediately disgusted and felt nauseous at the thought that she was puking before I saw her then a wave of relief washed over me that she didn't want to kiss and I realized she was helping me avoid kissing her puke mouth, so I giver her credit there too.

In all, considering how she gave it a try but admitted to her lackluster performance, and her looking out for me, unbeknownst to me at the time, and having me avoid kissing her, I would say that maybe I'd try her again. That said her bod is doughy lacks any shape and honestly there are so many mid 30 - 40 year old Past thier prime civvy girls with dumpy bodies that are desperate for male attention for free (well, after a decent dinner date) that I'm not sure why I'd pay good money for that. I would say that her tits are perfect for suckeling and nursing and spending quality time with so if I were to go back I would spend most of my time there. She is at the very upper end of the price range for what I think a dry suckeling session is worth, if not over the price limit for what it should be worth, so if she raises her prices I don't think I would see her.

[Lee Groinman]

https://tnaboard.com/member.php?441091-ShortieMay

I saw her about a year ago, she had a different handle then. Would not repeat due to my own particular tastes & preferences and my being very picky.

Face: 3 of 5 stars. She is closer to cute than ugly. She wore a wig.

Body: 2 of 5 stars. I'll first caveat that this is highly subjective and reflects a score relative to what I most prefer. She is a petite (like 4'10") body builder and very muscular and fit. However her A (small A) cups were firm, though nipples were nice and perky for sucking and they were clearly natural. Note that I most prefer C cups that are very soft and tender with nice size nipples for my mouth to latch onto. Her clit was nice and big and swelled up nicely rising out from her freshly shaved and oozing lips making them easily accessible for sucking. That said she's very muscular with kind of a husky manly voice, and if her pussy & clit weren't so beautifully and perfectly shaped and juiced up the way it did I would suspect she's trans. Her dark skin was smooth and clear, I hypothesize that she is south asian or south pacific islander.

Attitude: 4 of 5 stars. She was clearly nervous and I deduce very introverted. That said once we got started she warmed up and put in a good effort to make it feel like she was enjoying our time.

Service: 1 of 5 stars. She was somewhat passive during DATY and covered mish (my choice), though she vocalized to make it sound like she was into it. She did stroke & fondle me a little bit including massaging the boys, which is almost always enjoyable, but that stopped after a short bit and she didn't take advantage of opportunities to resume during our foreplay. Her LFK was unsatisfying, as in she either really didn't want to do it or maybe she really don't know how. The BBJ felt half hearted. But what really sealed my impression was the pussy juice smell. I don't know why it was the way it was but the juices smelled & tasted strong and musky and kind of thick & viscous, not light, not slippery, not clear and not fresh. My hypothesis is her high protein low water volume body builder diet. Whatever the case it was a turn off. I could smell it on my hands for the rest of the day no matter how many times I washed my hands. I actually resorted to "spilling" gasoline on my hands to mask the smell.

Incall was in a 2 star Bellevue hotel where one has to walk through the lobby and past the front desk.

In all, it felt like I was with a very young & inexperienced partner. I also notice that she's raised her rates now to $500. When I saw her it was for $300. I will not repeat. If she dramatically improved her DFK and foreplay / teasing, as improve her BJ and pussy fucking techniques then I may consider, but her pussy juice smell was a real turn off for me.

She uses fake pics.