Massage Parlor Reports

[HarleySteve]

Stopped by Kings Spa in Lynnwood yesterday and was greeted by Seven aka Happy and shown to a room. Got to spend an hour with Sevens man made D's and shave kitty. Her services were consistent with what they have been in past visits. She used her tongue to make sure my starfish was stimulated. Finished the hour with a world tour except no trip to Athens. Glad to know Seven has returned to Kings Spa.

[Maui Glory]

So if not Ruby who would I recommend at that price range? Good question.

You mention Mickey, and I would agree that she delivers a very good service. My only problem with her is she's a GILF, that or really old MILF, and as you mention a bit plump. If you're ok with that then I'd agree she's very worth it: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?255109-Sweet-Mickey.

I recently saw Sara. She too is very good and the bonus is that she has a great body. However she does do the upsell thing and if you don't mind that then she is a good option: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?360724-Sara-baby.

I also saw Vicky who I can also recommend: 206-384-5133, caveat being there are 2 Vickies to be aware of: Vickie1969 and Vicky the Cambodian. If I've kept my notes sorted correctly then the phone number I share is for Vicky1969 who does a great job but has big fake tits which are a turn off for me. Vicky the Cambodian also does a great job but I seem to have lost her number and is in fact lower priced at $140 but does offer upgrades such as PM for $40 IIRC.

Jessica was decent but very limited roaming which is a turn off for me: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...ssica-Love1020.

ChristineK has a bit of a belly but if that doesn't bother you she has very C / D cups and good size nips for suckling: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?357151-christinek.

And though she's more than $160 I would recommend Lisa456. Even though she's starting to approach GILF territory her massage alone is worth the price of admission: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?456339-lisa456.

There are others but for reasons I have not yet been able to book appointments, either calendars never align or they don't respond to my texts:

Sky https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?508755-LovelySky

Lita https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?237229-Lita

Sweet Anna https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?255125-SweetAnna

Punch https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?508725-sexypunch

Thanks again for the detailed review. I saw her a few years ago and while she was nice. There were simply better options in that price range.

Is there anyone in particular you'd recommend? I just saw Mickey and while she's gained some weight, for 160 (200 for 2 shots and generous time), you get a lot more bang for the buck IMO. But I'm always looking for other great options in that price range.

[Mitch Cor]

Thanks again for the detailed review. I saw her a few years ago and while she was nice. There were simply better options in that price range.

Is there anyone in particular you'd recommend? I just saw Mickey and while she's gained some weight, for 160 (200 for 2 shots and generous time), you get a lot more bang for the buck IMO. But I'm always looking for other great options in that price range.

This review is for Ruby who is on TNA: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ruby-Body-Rub.

I just completed a $160 1 hr session earlier this afternoon. I will not repeat. I also am hesitant to recommend because I think others provide better service for the same rate.

Face: 2. 5 out of 5 stars. She's not ugly. But I wouldn't call her pretty either. Just middle of the road, so right in the middle.

Body: 3 stars. She has a nice rack and relatively flat belly and appears to be reasonably fit. Skin felt soft and smooth.

Attitude: 2. While she gave a great massage, she was of relatively few words and not very personable. However I would give her the benefit of the doubt and say it's due to her lack of english language skills, hence I'm giving 2 stars instead of 1 which is what I would give if I knew she was ok with speaking.

Service: 1. 5. She gave a great massage. To be clear it was more of the medium pressure make you feel good & relaxed with some stretching kind of massage. It was NOT a deep tissue, work out your knotted muscles massage. So if you're ok with the former then I would say that it was decent and I'd rate it a solid 3 stars. The HJ was ok, lots of oil and good technique though I would say it leaned more on the mechanical end of the spectrum and would rate it a 2. There was a decent amount of teasing and I'd give that a 2. However, I would give 0 (zero) stars for the rest of the experience. She wore a slightly see through teddy and you could easily make out the shape of her breasts and nips, which looked great. However that's it. The teddy & panties stayed on the entire time. As for OTC roaming, it was very minimal. I did manage to do some light brushing against her thighs, but she removed my hands and placed them back on the table. Same for the flip when I went for her breasts for roaming she moved my hand away and placed on her buttocks, which though they felt nice isn't what I like in my hands.

Given that I'm not the one to push boundaries I stopped trying and decided to let the session run its course they way she wants it to run, which also allowed me to quickly make up my mind that this is a TOFTT session for a provider that I will not repeat with.

Finally, I'll note that Ruby had been on my TDL for a while. Many of the reviews suggested that she's quite elderly. I recalling seeing somewhere a report that she's in her 70's in terms of age. I'll share that she's definitely older. I doubt 70's but easily in her 50's, quite possibly in the upper range maybe 60. Knowing this was a contributing factor in my struggle to get aroused during my session, which possibly may be the reason why she went "mechanical" during my HJ. If she let me have free roaming UTC access then I don't think I would've had the same challenge.

Also I'll share that part of the reason she's been on my TDL for so long is that there were enough positive reviews in her history that I thought that there was a chance that it would be a good session, which of course I learned was not the case. And I also learned somewhere along the way that her incall location is right on my commuting route between home and work, so the convenience factor was too good to ignore. I mean, if it turned out to be great service, given her price, combined with the convenience, this would be a very very good thing, so I was willing to do what it takes to find out.

Anyway, it took me over a dozen phone calls and text messages over the course of a year and a half before she finally responded and accepted an appointment with me, so I imagine that she probably has enough business with the service that she provides that my lack of repeat business is not something she'll miss.

[Ficus]

This review is for Ruby who is on TNA: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ruby-Body-Rub.
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I just completed a $160 1 hr session earlier this afternoon. I will not repeat. I also am hesitant to recommend because I think others provide better service for the same rate.
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Thank you for the detailed report. Ruby had been on my TDL for a long time for the similar reasons: many positive reviews, price, on the commute to work. I was never able to reach her on the phone.

[KitsapGreen]

Dropped by Euro before noon the other day. I was greeted by the mama and taken to the far back room. I was given Jennifer. She is older, but has decent figure for her age. Lots of ass play, CBJ, and then a few positions. I was disappointed that she kept preventing me from full penetration. Paid $$ for the hour.

[Maui Glory]

This review is for Ruby who is on TNA: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ruby-Body-Rub.

I just completed a $160 1 hr session earlier this afternoon. I will not repeat. I also am hesitant to recommend because I think others provide better service for the same rate.

Face: 2. 5 out of 5 stars. She's not ugly. But I wouldn't call her pretty either. Just middle of the road, so right in the middle.

Body: 3 stars. She has a nice rack and relatively flat belly and appears to be reasonably fit. Skin felt soft and smooth.

Attitude: 2. While she gave a great massage, she was of relatively few words and not very personable. However I would give her the benefit of the doubt and say it's due to her lack of english language skills, hence I'm giving 2 stars instead of 1 which is what I would give if I knew she was ok with speaking.

Service: 1. 5. She gave a great massage. To be clear it was more of the medium pressure make you feel good & relaxed with some stretching kind of massage. It was NOT a deep tissue, work out your knotted muscles massage. So if you're ok with the former then I would say that it was decent and I'd rate it a solid 3 stars. The HJ was ok, lots of oil and good technique though I would say it leaned more on the mechanical end of the spectrum and would rate it a 2. There was a decent amount of teasing and I'd give that a 2. However, I would give 0 (zero) stars for the rest of the experience. She wore a slightly see through teddy and you could easily make out the shape of her breasts and nips, which looked great. However that's it. The teddy & panties stayed on the entire time. As for OTC roaming, it was very minimal. I did manage to do some light brushing against her thighs, but she removed my hands and placed them back on the table. Same for the flip when I went for her breasts for roaming she moved my hand away and placed on her buttocks, which though they felt nice isn't what I like in my hands.

Given that I'm not the one to push boundaries I stopped trying and decided to let the session run its course they way she wants it to run, which also allowed me to quickly make up my mind that this is a TOFTT session for a provider that I will not repeat with.

Finally, I'll note that Ruby had been on my TDL for a while. Many of the reviews suggested that she's quite elderly. I recalling seeing somewhere a report that she's in her 70's in terms of age. I'll share that she's definitely older. I doubt 70's but easily in her 50's, quite possibly in the upper range maybe 60. Knowing this was a contributing factor in my struggle to get aroused during my session, which possibly may be the reason why she went "mechanical" during my HJ. If she let me have free roaming UTC access then I don't think I would've had the same challenge.

Also I'll share that part of the reason she's been on my TDL for so long is that there were enough positive reviews in her history that I thought that there was a chance that it would be a good session, which of course I learned was not the case. And I also learned somewhere along the way that her incall location is right on my commuting route between home and work, so the convenience factor was too good to ignore. I mean, if it turned out to be great service, given her price, combined with the convenience, this would be a very very good thing, so I was willing to do what it takes to find out.

Anyway, it took me over a dozen phone calls and text messages over the course of a year and a half before she finally responded and accepted an appointment with me, so I imagine that she probably has enough business with the service that she provides that my lack of repeat business is not something she'll miss.

[Barnie]

Euro has reestablished itself with Toy and Pepsi. The new girls come and go. I've reviewed Toy here previously and I saw her again on Saturday. There can't be a better provider. I've know her since 2012 and she has great skills. A cutie with natural B+s. Ask for room 3, which has a shower for cleanup. But the flat table shower and sauna are lead ups. I had her wash my hair during the table shower, while I played with her pussy. After shower drying occurred in the sauna with a nice blowjob. Back in Room 3 we played first before the massage. More BBBJ then BBFS (reverse cowgirl) with some ass play. All for $$.

That's good to hear. Euro needs to get back to its cumbump bareback traditions.

[Seattleik]

Have gone to this new store twice formally kk spa. Both times same provider looks like it's only her gave me name cici Milfy type naturals D's slim. First visit only had enough for a HJ since when it was kk they only offered HJ. Gave good massage and allowed kitty play, my last visit a week ago I decided to bring more cash and a hat to see if she was up for cfs since she cute and has a nice body. Went in and ask for a hr massage with 30 minutes of good massage on the flip I mentioned I wanted boom boom, with some hesitation but accepted the offer. Gave her the tip and the cover I had and started with some mutual kissing and lay her on the table and took her white skirt off and black lace panties and slid in her snug kitty. Took her top off and exposing those natural man made Ds I like, kissing and playing with them while I was going deep inside her, suggested she get on top for some cg and damn she can ride which made me pop right good hip movements and energetic. YMMV since she said it's only HJ store, just bring regular cash for cfs as other places will return when I'm in the area again, also noticed a new store next to the Chinese market on 12th and Jackson anyone has intel on it?

[Original703]

Surprisingly, I've found random 8-10 (scale) winners at Rainier. Massage. I try to revisit but they rotate very quickly over there. They are the cheapest around at 40 hhr / 60 hr entry fee. I've gotten magnificent service for 1. 8 consistently for a few months now. Definitely my go-to BUT they do rotate trash thru there so it can be frustrating. Also, always ask for girl #2. She is always behind curtain #1.

Based on your previous posts, I inferred that you're referring to Rainier in the 4000 block of Rainier Ave South in Seattle rather than Rainier in the 500 block of Rainier Ave South in Renton.

I've visited the former once or twice and never found it to be all that great. However, I wasn't aware that they frequently rotate the providers. Might need to check it out again.

For anybody who's using RM, it's listed there as Sunrise Massage Spa.

[ChongLi]

A lot of the discussion here seems to center around the "ifs, ands, or buts" of the hobby. The uncertainty of whether or not we'll get good service, what we want, the full amount of time, for the expected amount of money. I've pretty much stopped going to massage parlors because it's such a crap shoot, with so much bullshit to wade through. Sure, there's always that adrenaline that comes with walking in there, not knowing for sure what's going to happen, but I'm really over all that crap with negotiating, language problems, upsells, interruptions during my time, etc etc etc.

What I'm after, and I'm guessing what most of us are after, is a "sure thing". Someplace, someone, where you know what you're going to get, can count on it, and at a fair price. I see indications of these here, every now and then. Now, before I ask, I know that for those of us that have found our "go to" - maybe a real massage, and some sort of really nice happy ending. We may keep that as a closely guarded secret, so I get it if you don't want to share. I had a pretty dependable provider until recently, and am hoping to find another.

Anyone willing to share prospects of "the real deal" to me in a private message will have my deepest thanks and gratitude. In the meantime, stay safe out there.

Surprisingly, I've found random 8-10 (scale) winners at Rainier. Massage. I try to revisit but they rotate very quickly over there. They are the cheapest around at 40 hhr / 60 hr entry fee. I've gotten magnificent service for 1. 8 consistently for a few months now. Definitely my go-to BUT they do rotate trash thru there so it can be frustrating. Also, always ask for girl #2. She is always behind curtain #1.

[ExtraSensation]

A lot of the discussion here seems to center around the "ifs, ands, or buts" of the hobby. The uncertainty of whether or not we'll get good service, what we want, the full amount of time, for the expected amount of money. I've pretty much stopped going to massage parlors because it's such a crap shoot, with so much bullshit to wade through. Sure, there's always that adrenaline that comes with walking in there, not knowing for sure what's going to happen, but I'm really over all that crap with negotiating, language problems, upsells, interruptions during my time, etc etc etc.

What I'm after, and I'm guessing what most of us are after, is a "sure thing". Someplace, someone, where you know what you're going to get, can count on it, and at a fair price. I see indications of these here, every now and then. Now, before I ask, I know that for those of us that have found our "go to" - maybe a real massage, and some sort of really nice happy ending. We may keep that as a closely guarded secret, so I get it if you don't want to share. I had a pretty dependable provider until recently, and am hoping to find another.

Anyone willing to share prospects of "the real deal" to me in a private message will have my deepest thanks and gratitude. In the meantime, stay safe out there.

[Mcigarz]

I've been going to Apple Massage on 85th. Cathy has been a solid choice there.

Is this the same Cathy from Lins up the street?

[MokiMoki]

Recently been trying them out. 3 different providers. Good massage and HJ. Says that offer table shower but haven't tried because it doesn't seem like a FS place so not sure what the point is. They are nice. Reliable massage for the tired days.

Any recs on provider, feel free to dm too, thanks!

[Shogun Hua]

I've been going to Apple Massage on 85th. Cathy has been a solid choice there.

Two new girls at Total Relax. I only saw one face to face. I had a great time with a cute girl, nice body not exactly a spinner, but a thin waist and curves where they count. They get new therapists at the beginning of each month.

Seniors can PM me for details.

[Thefourtwo5]

Hi,

Any recent reviews on this location, thanks!

If this is the one in the strip mall off of 124th, I went about 6 months ago and received a crappy massage with no HE.