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03-06-24 18:59 #12345
Posts: 1Any LMPs in Seattle Area?
I have been to around 5 AMPs in Seattle area, a couple of the mention Latina's on RubMaps but no luck. Curious if anyone know some MPs with Latina masseuses?
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03-06-24 18:19 #12344
Posts: 76Originally Posted by BoboJ [View Original Post]
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03-06-24 18:00 #12343
Posts: 4Originally Posted by BoboJ [View Original Post]
I feel like for sure the bad experiences are far more common now than they once were, even though I'm much more careful now.
How bad does an experience have to be before it really is the last one? Dunno.
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03-06-24 17:47 #12342
Posts: 2An experience so bad it turned me off mongering forever
My experience is from like 6 months ago so I'm not so much reporting to provide info as I am just sharing my thoughts. I went to QQ / Star Point, which I'd been to before and had an OK experience. Obviously ok enough to return. This last time though was unpleasant. First, upon walking in the odor was nauseating. It smelled like cat food that had been left out for weeks. I'm fairly certain something died in there. The smell was strong enough that my nose never adjusted and my clothes and hair stunk of it even after going home. Second, the sheet on the table had a shit stain on it. The provider covered it up with a towel when she saw it. Finally, the massage was worse than not getting a massage. It felt like I was in that scene in Friends where ross massages the guy with wooden spoons. Just a waste of time. Finally, the service itself was fine, no different from the dozens of other "just fine" services I've received over the years. But altogether the experience was so far over on the unpleasant side of the ledger that it snapped me back to reality and made me realize that the whole hobby is just not worth it for me. The women are literally the same frumpy women I see shopping in Asian family market or 99 ranch, and I never have any desire to fuck them then. Most of the time I feel like I'm convincing myself to do it. And of course the drain on the finances is a factor.
I don't begrudge anyone for this hobby so I'm just sharing my experience in case it helps anyone else out there feel validated. It's been surprisingly easy to quit. And any time I've had an urge, all I have to do is wank one out at home and the thought disappears. Best of luck to everyone.
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03-06-24 10:09 #12341
Posts: 29Sophia: let the girl drink
Any opportunities to give Sophia a sip at Lily's? I know she's been known to get thirsty.
And frankly, her being an enthusiastically receptive smoking hot dirty **** piss bucket seems to be part of the allure.
Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 21:12 #12340
Posts: 63QQ Spa (Starpoint) LCW and Maple Village Spa
I stopped by QQ. A granny opened the door, and I immediately evacuated. It seems like I would have to wait for next month for the ladies to rotate. They usually have attractive ladies working here. I guess not for this month.
I went to Maple Village Spa. A small lady opened the inner door. She had an okay body, but her face is below average. This place has monitors inside the room, so you could see what is happening outside. While she was giving me a massage, a customer stopped by to give pizza. She excused herself to grab some pizza while another customer came in. She told me to wait for 10 minutes. I thought it was to give her time to finish her food, but she joined the other customer in a different room. The 10 minute wait became 30 minutes. I was about to leave, but another lady came in. Her name is Jasmine. She is a taller lady than the previous one with an okay body and below average face. She gave a terrible massage with some teasing. After 10 minutes, she asked me to flip and the negotiation started. She was asking for 2. 5, for everything. I said no and I would only give her 1. 9. She came back undressed and immediately put in the cover and lube to ride. I told her to hold off for maybe a BJ or DATY, but I got rejected. Also, she would not let me touch her chest. I decided to put it in anyways, but she does not want to spread her legs. It was not stimulating, so I just decided to grab my clothes and leave.
The drive home during rush hour made it worst. I should have went for the KGirls.
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03-05-24 20:43 #12339
Posts: 254Sophia
Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 20:12 #12338
Posts: 55I usually avoid places that say they offer "Therapeutic Massage. " I think it's a code word for not providing what I want.
"Asian," or "Oriental," and "Foot Spa," seem to be good labels to look for.
Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 20:08 #12337
Posts: 133[Deleted by Admin]
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03-05-24 19:38 #12336
Posts: 204Tina Massage in Bellevue
Since I didn't hear back from anybody about FS AMPs in Bellevue, I've begun my own, plodding investigation.
Was on the Eastside and had an itch to scratch: Tina Massage (159 xx NE 8th St) looked promising. I received a decent body rub with no extras.
I entered the building and found two Asian women talking in / about an active construction project. The door to their area was ajar and in bright red letters it said Spa B. Clearly, there was nothing for me there. I walked down the hall and found an open door to a massage studio not under construction. The woman inside, Tina, asked me how long I wanted; I said 30 minutes. She wore exercise attire, sneakers, tube sox, loose-fitting gym shorts, and a modest crop top. I found her to be more attractive than the northend grannies but less hot than, say, Mimi at Comfort Spa on Jackson.
Left alone in the room, I undressed and climbed on the table. Tina returned and sloppily draped me. She provided a relatively good massage with oil. Several times, she leaned over my head to reach my glutes and I gently raised my head so that it brushed against her pussy. However, I couldn't get a good read on the situation (curative massage or sexual acts), and I decided not to risk putting my hands on her shins, thighs or ass.
There was no flip. Although the 30-minute mark came, I hadn't. Tina could tell that there was something I still sought. She asked whether I wanted an hour. I declined. I used my big-boy words and said, "Can I get a handjob?" She answered, "Oh. No. Sorry. We don't do that here. " I said okay and we concluded our business. Maybe it's a YMMV place but based on our interaction I doubt I'll ever receive any extras there.
It turns out that my masseuse was Tina. Her pic is on the website. https://www.tinamassage.com/.
I paid 50 for a session that lasted about 45 minutes. And I tipped 20.
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03-05-24 16:45 #12335
Posts: 93Sophia
Originally Posted by TomBrandon [View Original Post]
All said and done I'd repeat, but ATM I'd rather see my ATF and / or try new providers.
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03-05-24 14:46 #12334
Posts: 8Qq spa
Bring the Bell was met by a new girl at QQ spa, about 5 ft tall cute lovely personality nice rack nice ass, said her name was Cece. Massage was good the room was clean and she had a big smile all the time, teasing was good and on the flip easy negotiation, safety girl so everything covered but everything available I'll definitely be going back to see her again, 200, all in, I had a great time.
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03-05-24 13:50 #12333
Posts: 134Good job walking out on an aging late 40's GPS demanding 260
I saw Sophia at Lins a few years ago and honestly never understood all the white knight reviews for her. She's an aging late 40's woman who happens to have slightly above average tits with poor service (at least for me). There's a reason why she's made Podunk Bellingham her perm location and it's not a good reason.
Originally Posted by DeepInMarcus [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 13:19 #12332
Posts: 34Sophia?
Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 12:20 #12331
Posts: 129Originally Posted by TomBrandon [View Original Post]
If time is a premium, I may give her another shot but if you're coming-up from Pierce / King / Snoho, you may as well drive another 20 miles to the border and sample all that Canada has to offer.