Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueDude0]

Went to Celebrity Spa in Renton today. I almost started giggling when the lady turned on her CD player for music, and the first song was "House of the Rising Sun". Talk about setting the mood!

[Jonderin]

Not having a shirt on when you walk in is my point. If they are legit they might say something, if not it's at least he or more?

Oh yep I hear what you're saying. I'm not sure it's enough to really make a difference. Perhaps if you didn't wear your pants?

[MassagedGuy]

Not sure as far as telltale signs. I usually know within a few minutes if there's going to be any happiness or not. I think part of the fun is finding out.

Not having a shirt on when you walk in is my point. If they are legit they might say something, if not it's at least he or more?

[SpareTire]

So if the parlor does he or more they won't care if you have a shirt on or not? And if they are legit they would? Not sure if that's a telltale sign?

I can't imagine that would mean much. Try this: They always leave so you can disrobe. I just strip down, sit at the table umm. Tastefully. Manspread. I've never got anything from a girl who doesn't even smile when she comes in. If she does smile and just asks you to lay face down but leaves me bare assed, it's almost certainly going to be a good visit. If they do drop the towel on, it's hit and miss and I fallback to some tasteful touching / grazing the legs when she's close and plenty of compliments on her appearance and skill.

That said I usually make sure to show my extra cash when I'm paying, try to pay initially with 100 and when they bring change tell them to just leave it on the table for now.

When it's a new place / girl you never know, but I've found that obvious non-entrapping hints like this go a long way. I know I've gotten much better service from some girls who have been reviewed on rubmaps as not friendly or minimal.

[Jonderin]

So if the parlor does he or more they won't care if you have a shirt on or not? And if they are legit they would? Not sure if that's a telltale sign?

Not sure as far as telltale signs. I usually know within a few minutes if there's going to be any happiness or not. I think part of the fun is finding out.

[Jonderin]

Eurotouch up in Lynnwood has one, that'sthe only place I've been that has one.

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Yep and also that one nearby in Edmonds, erm, now I'm forgetting the name of it. Smaller place, usually has two ladies working. The building itself is fine though. Oh it's Elite spa, they have one.

[MassagedGuy]

So if the parlor does he or more they won't care if you have a shirt on or not? And if they are legit they would? Not sure if that's a telltale sign?

[Radium88]

By chance did you review lake haven spa?

Done a few reviews in Everett but most of my reviews are in Anchorage.

[MassagedGuy]

Lake Serene a little further north has one too, although every time I've tried the place, they tried to up the price too much for bb.

Some places charge 60 for he not sure if that's the norm.

[MassagedGuy]

I have reviewed new sites with pictures and have never received a free month so wouldn't count on it.

By chance did you review lake haven spa?

[Saffrole]

Eurotouch up in Lynnwood has one, that'sthe only place I've been that has one.

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Lake Serene a little further north has one too, although every time I've tried the place, they tried to up the price too much for bb.

[BlueOrigin]

I have reviewed new sites with pictures and have never received a free month so wouldn't count on it.

Thanks for the insight guys. Much appreciate.

[JuanGiminez]

Question for you guys, what's your preferred time of day to visit a massage parlor? If most open around 10 am and close around 10 pm, do you find first thing gets you better service or is late in the evening better? Are the ladies generally worn out by the end of the day or are they hungry? Personally, I just hate the sound of the door opening and closing outside the massage room.

[BlueDude0]

Eurotouch up in Lynnwood has one, that'sthe only place I've been that has one.

I know that symmetry spa got one.

Anshujian also has one according to there pictures.
Any others?

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[Radium88]

I think RM gives a free month if you are the first to review a new place. Be sure to include a picture.

I have reviewed new sites with pictures and have never received a free month so wouldn't count on it.